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give it to shawn and make him somehow avoid giving away that hes a fake psychic BUT he gives away that hes depressed as fuck. wait this is a fic thats alreadu been written
If eiedetic memories are fake why can't we just make up random bullshit and say it's real in psych
This is the plotdevise fuckyou kys mushroom, it makes anyone who eats it unable to lie for 7.682 hours
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damn
well,,, yeah time to make up More Things for plot convenience
If eiedetic memories are fake why can't we just make up random bullshit and say it's real in psych
This is the plotdevise fuckyou kys mushroom, it makes anyone who eats it unable to lie for 7.682 hours
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Psych 1x03
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From the Earth to Starbucks or, the have you heard about Pluto? Ep
I love how sweet Shawn is here. He clearly holds a certain level of contempt for lassiter, now officially Lassie, yet he still wants to help him. He really didn’t have to. Lassie’s shown him nothing but contempt in return, and is pretty disrespectful to a lot of people. Why would you want to help someone who treats people like that? But he does, and does it stealthily, which is an important detail because he’s not going to then use it as a way to try to change him, or make him see the errors of his way. Even though we do kind of see him change. He thanks Shawn for trying to help, and expresses gratitude to Juliet. And its a small thing, but the fact that he asked Shawn how his tie looked, showed he was starting to care about his opinion.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, and the fact that it was just James improvising is *chefs kiss*
I don’t know why but it saddened me that the cashier congratulated little Shawn on being the one millionth customer and his response was to apologize.
This guy was such a developed red herring. I wish they had brought him back, maybe as like a friend/fan of Shawns who gets in some trouble. Or maybe they need his lock picking skills. He gave me Steve Zahn vibes and i loved it.
Knowing the complications of Henry’s divorce, i understand now why both of them were so awkward about him dating again. I think for Shawn, the fact that Henry was single for so long it was almost a penance for having left his mom. And for Henry, having taken the blame for the divorce, and probably does blame himself for Maddie leaving, was concerned with how Shawn would take it. I think this is the first time we really see present tense Henry care for Shawns emotional health and put his needs first.
sidenote: ICONIC
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eidetic memories are fake???
If eiedetic memories are fake why can't we just make up random bullshit and say it's real in psych
This is the plotdevise fuckyou kys mushroom, it makes anyone who eats it unable to lie for 7.682 hours
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Will we ever get over Shawn trying to call out to Lassiter, using his first name, while being choked by his abductors in S4E9 Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark? No? Just checking.
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Psych 6x11
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Shawn Goes Grocery Shopping
Summary: Shawn doesn’t like the list of groceries Lassiter gave him, so he comes up with better alternatives.
Notes: First fic I’ve written in about *checks calendar* over two weeks holy shit. Anyways, enjoy!
Based off this tumblr post, which was sent to the Shassie discord. Thank you @the-heart-of-leo for the inspiration
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Deep breath, deep breath, Carlton. Remember, Shawn’s never had to get actual groceries for anyone but himself. Lassiter turned to face his husband, who was sitting on the kitchen counter. “Shawn. I’m gonna go through this with you again, just to make sure we’re on the same page. Okay?”
“Copy that, Lassinator.”
Reaching in his pocket, he pulled out a small list. “So, I sent you to the grocery store with this list to get some items we need, correct?”
Shawn nodded.
“And on of those things was a block of sharp cheddar cheese. Which I needed to make our Shepherds Pie for dinner tonight. What did you bring back?”
Reaching behind him, he grabbed one of the bags to reveal what he got. “I got cheese sticks for dinner tonight.”
“Cheese sticks.” Lassiter parroted. “Something that cannot go on a Shepherd’s Pie. Something that we are going to be having for dinner tonight instead, along with leftover pasta.”
“Sounds good to me, babe.” Shawn grinned.
Lassiter just sighed. “While on the topic of dinner, I also asked for carrots. What did you get instead?”
“Carrot cake, for when we finish eating the cheese sticks.”
“And when I asked for bananas, the thing I have for breakfast every morning, what did you bring back?”
“Banana bread. Which, honestly Lassie, is such an upgrade. You should be thanking me.”
It was better, if Lassiter was being honest. But that wasn’t the point. “I also asked for 6 kiwis. You know, to go with the bananas-”
“Wait, but I did get six kiwis, Lassie!”
“Shawn.” Lassiter sighed, and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You got six boxes of kiwis. Ten kiwis per box. That’s sixty. Sixty kiwis.”
“I thought you really liked kiwis.”
“Since when-!” Calm down, calm down. “Okay, next thing. Croissants.”
“Cinnamon rolls are so much better Lassie. And I like it when you get up early just to bake them for breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like a delicious haven of sugary baked goods. They make me want to float to whatever windowsill they may be resting on while they cool off.”
Lassiter smiled a little bit at Shawn’s goofiness. Okay, maybe the substitute wasn’t terrible. He was still a little peeved though, since he had been craving croissants. He moved on to the next item.
“Cucumbers.” He reached over to grab said vegetable, and held it up. “These weren’t even on the list.”
“Oh, I had something else in mind for them, maybe later tonight?” Shawn bit his lip and winked.
Lassiter blushed a fiery red. “D- uhh- m-moving on.” He shook himself off. “Finally, when I said I needed chapstick-”
“I got you Vaseline. Pineapple Vaseline, which I’m surprised even exists. And really, who uses chapstick anymore? Vaseline is like, so much cheaper and it works the same!”
“Shawn, I don’t think you understand.” Again reaching over inside the bag next to Shawn, he grabbed the large tub his husband had bought. “I can’t take this anywhere with me.”
“Sure you can! Just… carry it like- like a…” Shawn faltered. “…a baby?”
“Like a baby?” He asked incredulously.
“Or something like that.”
Lassiter just sighed, and took another look at all of the groceries. “I think I should just go shopping for us from now on.”
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She loves, she loves me not, she loves me, oops he’s dead
Just a few notes for this one.
Why did the guys have to be naked??? Does it seem like more of an abduction if they don’t have clothes??? Cause thats not what i would jump to if i woke up with no memory in a field without clothes…
Juliet ships Shassie
Shawn remembers everywhere he’s been? He narrowed a field down based on the fact that it smelled like lavender and had barbed wire, and he only drove past it twice. What is his mind like?? What does a map look like to him in his brain?? Im imagining something like this ;)
I love that Juliet makes him smile like this! Its so sweet. I always loved how Shules was handled. I’ll go into it more later, but it’s nice to see that they enjoy each others company and it isn’t just lustful attraction or even strictly romantic interest. I think it helps establish that their relationship is rooted in friendship first. I tend to be more ace-like so, for me at least, it feels like a much deeper connection.
The whole Henry thing- i think in this case it had less to do with Shawns view of masculinity and more to do with the fact that it was Henry. I mean, Shawn was about 8 when he told Gus Henry never told him he loved him because “they’re guys.” I’d be kind of pissy too if i found out my dad was fronting the whole time. But also, i wonder why Henry felt the need to project that view of masculinity on his son when he apparently was taking baths the whole time. Was this something passed down from his dad? Did he want Shawn to be a “better” man? Was he shameful of this? And if so why? Is there a certain level of homophobia happening?
Anyways, it seems like seeing Henry’s more “feminine” side gave him permission to accept his own as he’s much more at ease with himself in later seasons.
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The Declaration of Psych-dependence - [x]
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Forget Me Not is such a tender episode. Kurtwood Smith did a phenomenal job portraying how heartbreaking Alzheimers is. And Shawn is so soft hearted. I get part of the reason he’s helping him is because the captain stuck up for him with his father. But you can tell Shawn genuinely cares for him.
Santa Barbara is giving off small town vibes haha this is the second classmate they’ve run into already and i know theres at least 3 more coming.
Im going to be honest, i don’t think Trish Connors was written well. She’s very two dimensional and mostly serves the b plot. Ashley Williams was good though. She has a wholesome quality about her.
This crime is so sad. This guy went looking for his birth parents and ended up murdered. And then his bio-dad finds out it was his own wife who murdered him. How devastating.
I looked it up and felis concolor actually is latin for mountain lion. I thought he made it up haha
You know you’re in season one when you see this street ;)
What was this scene?!?!?! It feels problematic but as I’m neither black, African, or speak Xhosa its not my place to say. Im just gonna say its a fun shawn and gus scene and leave it at that 😬
P.S
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Psych (2006-2014)
4.15 | The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode
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some gus headcanons
we all know gus is an english nerd, with the spellingg bee episode and how much he corrects shawn with grammer. however i propose: he obsesses over literary analysis because of the Autism™️. he wants to be able to tell what people are thinking in real life that they dont directly say. does this work? who knows. not me
he DEFINITELY owns a train model of some sort. its probably in the psych office
he has a stupidly complicated fake-drawer thing in his desk, in which is a lock-picking set to hone his skillz. shawn has stolen it multiple times to break into places and gus has no idea
instead of harry potter (i shudder even typing the name) he obsesses over wings of fire. bc fuck you thats why (dragons r cool) (hp is not)
he carries around those icebreaker mint things literally everywhere. maybe its in his sample case or smth
okay so his special interests are: trains, wof, safe- and lock-picking, english, autism, and dinosaurs. he is fully aware that most of these are 'stereotypical' autism interests, and sometimes he feels bad about it. and then he remembers that No One Else Matters and everythings good again
his relationship with shawn is the kind where he just feels more and more happy being with him and never realizes that hes in love with shawn. this is the only reason canon shawngus didnt happen/j
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SOMEONE HELP AJDHAGSUJFKDUEHFKBDHEHJDJSSJ
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