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striving-artist · 2 years

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Please blame @bourneblack for the brand new idea in my head that I do not have time to write. (so instead I just rambled everything we talked about here below a cut) ((no i did not edit or reread, good luck))

So fem!bucky and Toni are an established relationship, very happy together, are both bi, and sorta miss men. Not in a 'break up over it' way. But in the way that I miss East Coast style egg rolls after years on the West Coast. I'm not gonna die of the lack, but heck yeah if there was a way to get some, I'd be here for it.

Since Bucky and Toni are sexually open and their relationship is solid, they start talking about having a one off. Just to scratch the itch that their straps can't quite get. Being reasonable women, they decide to seduce this very attractive himbo in their friend group who they know, but don't know well. Steve.

Cut to Steve, who is a Socialist Fluff Muffin, and very skilled, very smart, but also the stupidest human to ever live. This is a man who carries a sign at a protest with a guillotine, but censors the word 'fuck' bc there might be kids around. A man who drinks a gallon of respect women juice for breakfast and a gallon of respect lesbian juice with lunch. A man shaped like a dorito, who has had more insane things happen than he can remember. He stopped an honest to god assassination, but he remembers it as the day he was late to brunch and lost his umbrella.

BnT are attractive women, they have no doubt they can seduce this Very Heterosexual Man. They begin subtle. The kind of giggly insinuation thing at a party. 'oh gosh, your biceps are amazing. Have you met my girlfriend? don't you think she's gorgeous?' And our boy just compliments them both and talks about his workout regimen.

They escalate. They give him a borderline sexy massage, and ask if he wants to get his hands on them. Steve, a great guy, says sure! Then proceeds to give them a deep tissue massage that leaves them both moaning, but not in the seduction way they planned.

BnT are stubborn, so they ask him to come be 'an objective opinion' on their costumes for a party. And it's just a series of Sexy Witch, Sexy Nurse, Sexy Pizza Slice. Steve gives them opinions on what colors are most flattering, and talks about how confident they seem in this one or that one. The only time he doesn't is when Bucky puts on a Sexy Cop outfit, and he can't restrain his rant - which still includes asides about how flattering the boots are for Bucky's thighs. They ask if the skirts are too short when they bend over and he averts his eyes.

Things are now getting serious. BnT have accepted that Steve is too nice to notice if they aren't Very Very obvious about this. The next round is absolutely flagrant. Bucky tells him, straight-faced, that its been so long since she kissed a guy she doesn't even remember what it's like, and 'can I practice on you?' And since Toni is sitting right there giving permission, Steve is happy to oblige. BnT then makeout in front of him, so he steps away because obviously they've remembered they don't like men and he wouldn't want to intrude.

Its time for the nuclear option. The backup dancers doing the can-can option. BnT schedule (on a calendar!) a meeting with Steve at a coffee shop and tell him very clearly: "Steve. We want to take a man to bed with us. We know you. We trust you. We want you to be a part of this. Will you come by our place tonight?" And they give him a spare key.

Steve thinks very hard, and agrees. BnT go home, victorious and delighted and pampering themselves as they plan what to wear. Steve thinks really hard again, and decides to go the best man he knows. He goes to Sam... who he seduces... because BnT asked for him to help, and they deserve the best man he knows. He leads Sam to Toni's place, unlocks the door, says 'have fun tonight' and pushes Sam inside.

Sam, who is 100% gay and very confused that his 100% straight friend was whispering in his ear and lightly kissing him, turns around to find two baffled, lingerie-clad women staring at him in bewilderment. They end up ordering pizza and spend a few hours lamenting their failure. Finally, BnT accept that Steve is so not into them that he didn't even notice their efforts. Upsetting, but survivable. They buy new strap ons and get on with their lives.

But, Steve, some guy on the other side of their friend group, is now Steve, borderline best friend and a great human being. They have heard him talk about his ex Sharon, who didn't like him going to protests, or helping random people, or being less than the perfect image of a trophy husband. They do brunch every weekend. Steve built a workout plan for them. It's great. They're all friends.

So they know they're all going to be at the Mudder Race. Steve thinks they're all going as spectators. BnT think they're all going as participants. Steve is.... unprepared to see these two very feminine women he is friends with dressed in tanks and sports bras about to do a mud covered obstacle course race. They work as a team. Toni loses her shirt to the barbed wire crawl. Bucky loses hers so they can reach a wall grip and get over the top. They don't win, but they do a damn good job.

Steve's brain boils out his ears. They wave to him, gesture that they're stepping under the showers to get the worst of the mud off. He watches, because he is physically incapable of doing otherwise. By the time they walk over to him to celebrate their success, Steve's brain is just horny thoughts and klaxon alarms because he is objectifying them and that is Bad and Wrong. BnT ramble at him a bit about how fun it was and how he should be on their team next time, and Steve finally speaks. He interrupts with 'Goodbye' and then walks away with his bag held strategically.

Now Steve has a problem. He has objectified his friends. That is not okay. And! He drinks as much Respect Lesbian Juice as he can! They are together! They do not want him thinking about them! So this is very inappropriate of him! But also, he can't seem to stop getting off to fantasies about things he is suddenly thinking about like 'what if that massage had gone different' and 'what if I'd gone inside instead of Sam'

He knows its wrong though, so he calls Sharon and they get back together and hopefully, this will be enough to distract him from having lustful thoughts.

Sharon is not the greatest, but Steve wants to see the good in her too much to notice. This is all the same friend group though, so eventually there is a big dinner potluck something event. And Sharon is lowkey insulting Steve with every other comment, trying to mold him into the person she wants him to be. Reminding him not-quite-jokingly about table manners. Telling him that no one wants to hear about his silly art hobby. And every time, Steve tries to make her happy by doing it, but his smile gets a little smaller.

BnT though? Who are across the table from them? They're rapidly approaching feral. They keep jumping in to cut her off, but they're clinging to the line of politeness.

Eventually, Sharon goes too far. Toni and Bucky verbally tear her up, laying out all the ways she's hurt Steve, all the ways he's amazing that she doesn't want. There are mild, and not-so-mild threats thrown. Thor and Sam are watching this with popcorn. Carol and Rhodey are recording it from multiple angles.

Steve slips out of the room when it gets really vicious and no one is looking at him. Because it just hit him, all at once, that yes, he does want to look at them disrespectfully, but also he likes them?? and he's starting to think they like him? they care about him??? And he needs a minute to process that. Maybe more like five minutes. or ten.

Point is that by the time he manages to return to the dining room, BnT have left, Carol is handing out forks for everyone huddled at that end of the room to dig into the cobbler, and Sharon has a smug look like she's won. Well. Steve is not the sharpest crayon, but he's a true himbo - which means he also would never be cruel. He firmly, politely, permanently breaks up with her.

Then rushes out without his wallet or phone to go find BnT.

Now, BnT are aware that the saving grace for them tonight is that Steve is apparently blind to how much they like him. This has long since escalated past wanting to borrow him to scratch an itch, but they're not going to push the guy into anything. Luckily, they figure he'll miss the signs in their tirade like he missed everything else.

Thus, they are not expecting it when their door opens so sharply that it dents the wall, and Steve is left holding one side of the handle. Nor are they expecting him to start by apologizing for objectifying them, with a detailed list of examples. But Steve is Steve, and once he starts, he's going to be honest about all of it, because they deserve that if nothing else.

Tells them how much their friendship has meant to him. Tells them he felt so bad after the mudder race because he started to think about them sexually, and apologizes and promises that was the first time he ever thought about them like that. Steve is a good fifteen minutes into this self-flagellant speech and has plenty more to get through.

Bucky and Toni are just staring is horrified awe because they put on their sexiest clothes, they used their go to lines. They sat in his lap and made out with him, and he never -- n e v e r -- thought about them sexually until he saw them covered in mud and bruises??? Toni's brain keeps blue screening over that. Steve isn't going to stop apologizing. So Bucky pulls of Toni's shirt and shoves her at Steve before bracing a chair to keep the door shut.

And then a lot of sex. Wherein Steve might be big and tough and strong but he is not in charge of anything. And since he is deeply dedicated to doing right by his partners, he leaves them both wrecked. And since there are two of them, running on months of defeat and frustration, they leave him wrecked.

Somewhere in the afterglow, curled up and cozy in bed, Toni asks again about if he'd really never thought about this before the race. She's leading him, giving him the opportunity to say he did in a safe space. They want to keep him, and honesty is the best place to start. Honestly, she expects him to admit that he knew and didn't want to intrude on their relationship.

But. Nope. He swears he never did, and apologizes again for what he did and thought after the race. So Bucky and Toni share a quick look of mortified panic, and by the time Steve wakes up from a nap for the next round, Bucky and Toni have sworn all their friends to secrecy while they figure out how to tell Steve what they were up to without making him run away.

#stuckony #fem!bucky #Fem!tony #let bisexuals be bisexual #and let Steve be the Greatest Himbo of all time #this is a very silly thing #and I shan't write it #but if anyone else wants it #feel free

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azuremist · 5 months

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Mainseries Pokemon characters who can be argued to be bisexual-coded (due to their implied crush on the player)

1. Shauna (Pokemon X and Y)

Kalos takes place in France, and Paris is the city of love. So, in the words of Junichi Masuda, "I wanted to implement some elements of romance with Shauna when playing as a boy and express a deep friendship when playing as a girl."

However, due to the VERY few dialogue changes between female vs male protags (as well as actions Shauna takes that are intended to imply romantic interest being the same across all player types, such as her staying behind with the player in the early-game forest), this can be argued to be unintentional bisexual-coding.

2. Lillie (Pokemon Sun and Moon)

Lillie is implied to have a crush on the player. When the player character is female, on Exeggutor Island, she says, "I want to become a Trainer, and learn all the things you know, Selene..." When the player character is male, she says, "I think... I'd like to become a Trainer, too. And travel together with you, Elio..."

Obviously, the difference between these two dialogues makes it pretty clear that they want her dialogue with Elio to be interpreted as more romantically-inclined. However, much like Shauna, Lillie's actions and dialogue varying VERY little otherwise between female vs male protags can be read as unintentional bisexual-coding.

3. Kieran

Kieran is the first character here to receive absolutely zero dialogue changes across player gender. Additionally, I'd say he's the character that we get the strongest hints regarding romantic feelings towards the player with.

Kieran has multiple moments where he's implied to feel romantically towards the player. These include, but are not limited to:

His sister saying that he's "been all googly-eyed over you" since you met, and that he "wouldn't stop talking about you - even at home. I seriously couldn't get him to shut up." Kieran reacts with embarrassment when she says this to the MC.

Him saying, "You're...you're special," before pausing, then getting embarrassed and rushing to change the subject.

When the MC calls him a friend, he responds, "What?! R-really?! We're friends? F-friends... I feel all tingly and funny hearing that... Ehehe..."

After the MC changes into their festival outfit, Kieran says, "Whoa...", when seeing them for the first time.

The player can even seemingly flirt with Kieran; when Kieran describes letting Ogerpon move into his home, the player can teasingly ask when they, themself, can move in with Kieran.

These are all very common romantic tropes. I think Kieran is the closest thing that we have to a canonically bisexual mainline character at this moment.

4. Carmine

Carmine has a fewer number of specific moments compared to her brother, but she can still be easily read as having feelings for the player.

Her extreme reaction to Drayton asking the player on a date is the best example, with her bringing her hands up to her face, and saying, "A wha-?!" Once Drayton leaves, Carmine continues fuming. (This can also be chalked up to her general dislike towards Drayton and how he can be manipulative, but the fact that it's that request that sets her off specifically makes this also easily read as jealousy.)

And speaking of...

5. Drayton

While, like Kieran and Carmine, Drayton doesn't have any dialogue changes between if the player is male and female, it's not really clear how he actually feels about them.

He tells the player, male or female, that they can go on a cafeteria date to talk, which the game fully acknowledges as a romantic phrase via Carmine's extreme reaction. He also tells the player, "From one charming catch to another..."

This is very obviously him flirting with the player, but, due to his laid-back and just-a-liiittle-bit-sleazy nature, this more so comes across as him trying to tease the player character, rather than anything earnest.

If nothing else, he's at least confirmed to be comfortable with romantically teasing male classmates, which I would consider a win.

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