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*after palpatine mysteriously drops dead during the clone wars*
anakin: alright, let’s all go around and say something nice about our dearly departed supreme chancellor. mace why don’t you go first?
mace: good riddance
anakin: nope. plo?
plo: palpatine was definitely something
anakin: not even close to being nice. yoda?
yoda: abstain from this, i do
anakin: alrighty then. obi-wan
obi-wan: palpatine did in fact exist
anakin: that was all terrible, i’ll tell padmé that the jedi order will not be making a statement at the funeral
#my favorite thing is when palpatine just dies#they don’t know that he’s a sith yet#fuck palpatine#sheev palpatine#anakin skywalker#mace windu#plo koon#yoda#obi wan kenobi#sw stuff#jedi order#star wars#the clone wars#star wars the clone wars#sw: tcw#star wars incorrect quotes#the clone wars incorrect quotes#jedi incorrect quotes#star wars the clone wars incorrect quotes
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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown#star wars#luke skywalker#darth vader#anakin skywalker#sw memes#star wars memes#star wars shitpost#return of the jedi#aaphra's stuff#sw crack#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect quotes
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➡️incorrect star wars
#vader’s mask speaks a 1000 words#this is not an inaccurate representation of what happened tbf#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect sw quotes#sw: tumblr#darth vader#anakin skywalker#luke skywalker#rotj#return of the jedi#star wars#original trilogy
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect tcw#the clone wars#tcw#blyla#commander bly#cc 5052#cc 2224#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#aayla secura#jedi/clone#codywan#star wars#incorrect star wars#mine
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council: would you say you're independent, knight skywalker?
anakin: *looks at obi-wan*
obi-wan: *mouths "yes you are" and gives him a thumbs up*
anakin: yes i am :)
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Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.
#codywan#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#star wars#like in the mantis in jedi: fallen order#*Cody giving Obi-Wan a handful of seeds* Obi-Wan: ENRICHMENT!!#obi wans enclosure being his room on the negotiator#star wars the clone wars#incorrect quotes#the clone wars#starwars#if I remember right Cal also had some plants in his room in the order 66 flashback#CODY GIVING BABIE CAL SEEDS FOR HIS ROOM#I love you Cal Kenobi/disaster lineage Cal with my whole heart
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Quinlan: *getting arrested by Commander Fox* Handcuffs? A little kinky for a first date Commander.
Fox: This is serious Vos, you´ve been accused of poisoning the chancelor. Now, turn around and on your knees.
Quinlan: You don´t have to tell me twice Commander.
Fox: *sighs*
#incorrect quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect clone wars#star wars#clone wars#commander fox#fox x quinlan#incorrect jedi quotes#incorrect clone wars quotes#quinlan vos#cc 1010#coruscant guard
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JediTok
Plo: that moment when your commander gives you such cuteness aggression that just just have to- !!!!!! *puts his whole hand on Wolffe’s face and shakes it a little*
Wolffe: ??? *yawns and cuddles into him for a nap* okay?
Plo: *sobbing* oh my god
#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#jeditok#spacetok#yes like 50 Jedi reply with videos of them squeezing their clone commanders#plo kloon#commander wolffe
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Cal: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. I’ll wait.
BD-1: Bwoop! (You and me!)
Cal, tearing up: Okay
#where would we be without them#source: ???#cal kestis#bd 1#cere junda#merrin#jedi fallen order#jedi survivor#fallen order incorrect quotes#jedi survivor incorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes#Star Wars#greez dritus
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Hux: "They'll never find your body" is such a boring threat. I think a better threat would be, "they'll never stop finding your body."
Phasma: "They'll be finding pieces of your body for at least four months, and you'll still be alive for three of them."
Hux: Now that's threatening.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect star wars#star wars#star wars sequel trilogy#the force awakens#the last jedi#the rise of skywalker#star wars episode vii#star wars episode viii#star wars episode ix#the first order#armitage hux#captain phasma#the sociopath siblings fr
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14 year old Ahsoka, being sad about a clone that sacrifice himself for her: ...He died for me and I didn't even know what his name was...
Alpha-17, without even looking up from his datapad: Don't lose sleep over it. He did the job he was breed for.
Ahsoka: Doesn't mean his dead was meaningless!
Alpha-17: It is good that you care for singular clone trooper but we cannot afford to mourn over every single fallen soldiers here. Wake up kid, we have a war to win.
Ahsoka: ...
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17 year old Ahsoka, finding every single clones that was in the crash landing, carefully burying them next to each other alongside their helmet, taking her time to mourned the fallen soldiers, her friends, her and Rex's brothers, good people: ...At least this time, I get to know their name.
#rex and ahsoka#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#star wars the clone wars#the clone wars#siege of mandalore#captain rex#jedi survivor#order 66#star wars incorrect quotes#star wars prequels#star wars#alpha 17#i'm not sorry
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➡️incorrect sw - qui-gon just wants the council to chill the fuck out
#he’s had enough#if ONE jedi owns a bong#it’s qui gon jinn#source: katt williams#qui gon jinn#jedi#yoda#mace windu#ki adi mundi#obiwan kenobi#jedi council#tpm#the phantom menace#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect quotes#incorrect star wars quotes
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[Several days after defeating Palpatine, the Force is in balance, everyone is happy or on the way to it. The Jedi council.]
Kit Fisto: I have an idea – let’s start a new tradition. How about ‘Shirtless Centaxday’? During the day everyone who wants walks around with a naked upper part.
Mace Windu: (facepalms, sighs)
Kit: You don’t like the name? Fine, let’s do ‘Tit-out Taungsday’.
Everyone giggles.
Mace: I understand we’re all a bit drunk on the Force balanced for the first time in many years, but it’s too much.
Kit (not upset at all, smiles): I wouldn’t’ve proposed if I wasn’t supported. Right, Master Kenobi?
Obi-Wan (startles, looks at Kit surprised): I didn’t agree to anything!
Kit (pouting): I thought you’d back me up, my dear striptease brother! And I believe your Commander would very much appreciate these days!
Obi-Wan, confused and smitten, blushes. Several Jedi Council members snicker, the others seriously contemplate Kit’s idea. Mace barely holds himself from facepalming again, looks around trying to find support, loses miserably, mutely asks help from Yoda.
Yoda: Agree with Master Fisto, I do. Let’s do this. An example, I will be.
Mace (drops his head, defeated): I hope he won’t arrange ‘Pants-down Primeday’, too.
Borrowed ‘Kit Fisto’s Shirtless Saturday and Tit-out Tuesday’ from @naboosands this post
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Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?
Mace:
Mace: Yeah?
Cal: Can we fight you for it?
Mace: It’s a shitty job though
Mace: No one should want this job
Mace: Why would you want this job?
Ahsoka: Bragging rights?
Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!
Mace: Yeah, good enough
Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it
#Ahsoka Tano#cal kestis#padawan squad#mace windu#star wars#star wars: the clone wars#tcw#Jedi Fallen Order#jfo#star wars: the expanded universe#Star Wars the Prequel trilogy#incorrect star wars quotes#Source: pencilscratchins#Kit Fisto
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Cody, seeing Obi-wan is struggling with his emotions: Do you want a hug?
Obi-wan, trying to contain his emotions: Jedi are not allowed t -
Cody, holds out his arms:
Obi-wan, slides in them:
Cody: See a hug always helps.
#codywan#inncorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#screw the Jedi order#Also screw the code.
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Obi-Wan: gets a text Oh! It’s Quinlan.
Kit, excitedly: Did he get me the stuff?
Obi-Wan: Yeah, he said he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Kit: Wow! Where’d he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Obi-Wan: You wanted fake blood?
Kit: ...
Obi-Wan: I’ll go call Quinlan.
#kit you should know better#honestly what where you thinking will happen?#jedi black market provided to you by Obi-Wan and Quinlan#obi-wan kenobi#incorrect quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect clone wars#star wars#clone wars#kit fisto#quinlan vos#obi-wan and quinlan#jedi order
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