Hux: "They'll never find your body" is such a boring threat. I think a better threat would be, "they'll never stop finding your body." Phasma: "They'll be finding pieces of your body for at least four months, and you'll still be alive for three of them." Hux: Now that's threatening.

Dahlia Hawthorne + April May headcanons? (Ship or separate I don’t mind :3 )

(Sorry if this has been done before lol. Anon because I’m a coward)

anon i do not know who you are but i love you dearly and i am kissing your forehead so much right now. i will do all three

DAHLIA HEADCANONS: -born 14 february 1993 -pretty strong! like she literally swam through raging rivers without. dying. so -she loves books and reading and poetry (the poetry one is canon i think oops) -she has aspd (not in a "murderer character must me sociopath!11!" way but in a I Actually Read The DSM For Fun When I Was 9 And Also Know That Demonising Cluster B Disorders Is Bad) -her red hair isn't natural, she dyed it when she went into hiding as "melissa foster" -speaking of hair, her and iris did that braid crown hairstyle as children, until the bridge incident when iris "betrayed" dahlia and dahlia got so pissed she cut her hair to about the length you see in that one 3-4 cg -refuses to take help from anyone when shes sick but WILL use it to get out of things -did not actually help get iris seperated from her. that was a lie to make herself seem more in control -lesbian

APRIL HEADCANONS: -born april 30 1993 (duh) -passenger princess. do not trust this woman behind the wheel. -has three siblings. february march (33) june july (13) and august september (3) -i have an insane amount of backstory headcanon for her so please ask me about that my dms are always open -related to above, she was a child beauty queen/reality tv person (2-7) and teen model (13-20) -she LOVES romcoms. so much -natural hair color is a mousey brown. it got dyed pink when she was 2 due to . child beauty queen -has HORRIBLE nightmares. rip queen! -owns one of those fucking lipstick tazers. like despicable me 2. -also a lesbian! was in denial for most of her life ("well, men like ME so obviously i like them") before being like "wow im gay. but im still going to flirt with men because theyre more likely to give me their credit card info" -she has a cat :) -she has all the mental illnesses that i have because i am her and she is me. hpd, bpd, anorexia, ptsd shes me fr -related to the above, she doesnt take it seriously. "yeah i have ptsd, proficient talent for sucking dick" type shit DOLLYHEARTS HEADCANONS: -they meet when they're both about 13-14 years old -dahlia, or, "melissa" as april first knows her is in boarding school because shes in hiding as melissa foster -april, on the other hand, got sent to boarding school because her mom was not good at dealing with a daughter who belonged in either thirteen (2003) or euphoria. she generally acted WAY too grown for her age and was pretty self destructive. she was also a model for bluecorp and would pose for their billboards as well as other companies and magazines -the pair quickly become High School Girl Best Friends. hooray. -things get yurious up in that bitch -this continues for many many years until they r in college. theyre sort of in this weird in between situationship phase and are also Highly toxic and somewhat codependent. -neither of them are being normal about it -things get even more toxic yurious when doug gets thrown into the mix. this poor man . pls let him live -dahlia commits murder goes to jail yada yada they write letters to each other half of which are death threats that they cover in kisses and lipstick marks and hearts -and then april goes to jail -AND THEY WERE CELLMATES! -more toxic yuri happens -dahlia gets executed -april gets executed -ghost yuri

RATE CHRIS ARGENT

ALWAYS A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

How attractive do you find them?

not my type | meh | somewhat attractive | gorgeous | lord have mercy | TAKE ME NOW

HE IS THE EPITOME OF MY "TYPE", AND HE MAKES ME SO WEAK, ANNA.

Can you relate to this character on a personal level?

noup | not really | kind of | definitely | they are me

Sadistic, sociopathic younger sibling? Abusive parent/upbringing? Emotionally constipated, but soft af? Ravenclaw who spends most of the time in silent sleuthing mode (observing everyone and everything, picking up on all the subtle cues and clues), but then info-dumps on obscure topics out of the blue and surprises everyone? Stays cool as a cucumber in a crisis, but goes ballistic if you threaten/hurt those he loves? (etc. etc.) There are certainly countless ways we are different, but I can truly relate to his character on SO many levels. I even dress like him, lol.

If they were real, what sort of relationship would you have?

enemies | frenemies | friends | besties | lovebirds | (frenemies to lovers 100k)

Okay, if Chris Argent were real, he wouldn't give me the time of day, lol, but y'know... a girl can dream, right? We'd be morally at odds in the earlier seasons, but Season 3b (and onward) Chris? I'd be ALL ABOUT IT. I'm basically an amalgamation of Deaton, Chris, and Melissa, so the angsty, slow-burn, (fr)enemies-to-lovers flavor would be strong with this one.

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