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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 2 days

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Anakin: *causes an explosion*

Ahsoka: Aren’t you gonna ask?

Obi-Wan: What is this, my first day?

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tattycoram · 2 days

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Fives: *fires a blaster in the room* Echo: THIS IS WHY REX DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU

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imdead2124 · 2 days

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Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Hunter: ... Your what?

Crosshair: My friends.

Tech: Are they saying “friends”?

Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.

Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.

Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!

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bibannana · 1 day

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Anakin *looking at Fives*: Why does he have a lip blanket?

Fives *strokes his moustache*: It's a moustache.

Anakin *points to Obi-wan*: No, that's a moustache. That- *gestures to Fives* - is a lip blanket.

Echo *snorts*: I told you to shave it off.

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deserthusbands · 2 days

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waxer: what's wrong with the commander? he's been staring at the ground for like....an hour now?

wooley: he's just a little overwhelmed.

waxer: why?

wooley: general kenobi smiled at him. :)

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incorrectclonequotes · 2 days

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Dogma: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.

Tup: Ok.

Dogma: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

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starwhorestheclonewars · 2 days

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Anakin: Hey Snips, what's going on?

Ahsoka: Teenage rebellion.

Anakin: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.

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headcanonthings · 2 days

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Random Darksider: I have come to take you. Ahsoka, pulling out her comm: Hang on, let me ask my Master first. Random Darksider: What are you-? Ahsoka: He said he's coming over in five minutes. He's also bringing Kenobi. You should probably leave if you still value your life.

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totally-correct-star-wars · 3 days

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Kix: At first I thought the cause of death was kidney failure, brought about by untreated diabetes, but then I noticed- Kix: *pulls back sheet* Kix: -the knife

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general-ida-raven · 3 days

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Bad Batch Incorrect Quote

Tech: can you pass the salt?

Crosshair: can you pass away?

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 1 year

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*after palpatine mysteriously drops dead during the clone wars*

anakin: alright, let’s all go around and say something nice about our dearly departed supreme chancellor. mace why don’t you go first?

mace: good riddance

anakin: nope. plo?

plo: palpatine was definitely something

anakin: not even close to being nice. yoda?

yoda: abstain from this, i do

anakin: alrighty then. obi-wan

obi-wan: palpatine did in fact exist

anakin: that was all terrible, i’ll tell padmé that the jedi order will not be making a statement at the funeral

#my favorite thing is when palpatine just dies #they don’t know that he’s a sith yet #fuck palpatine #sheev palpatine #anakin skywalker #mace windu #plo koon #yoda #obi wan kenobi #sw stuff #jedi order #star wars #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #sw: tcw #star wars incorrect quotes #the clone wars incorrect quotes #jedi incorrect quotes #star wars the clone wars incorrect quotes

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singswan-springswan · 2 years

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Ahsoka: I think I'm an eldritch abomination too!

Anakin: gee, really?

Ahsoka: yeah, watch!

Ahsoka: CAW CAW!

Morai, summoned: *flutters down to perch on Ahsoka's arm*

Anakin who Knows: what the kriff

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 months

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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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imdead2124 · 1 day

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Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?

Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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deserthusbands · 21 hours

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obi-wan: cody, dear, have you been using my datapad at all recently?

cody: what? no, why would you think that?

obi-wan: because my calendar is filled with "mandatory cuddle sessions"? and i don't remember putting those there..

cody:

obi-wan:

cody: see, they're all scheduled at bedtime–

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