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writingafterdeath · 1 year
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Rando Titan Headcanons |
Notes: Since it’s almost Christmas I wanted to write some festive little headcanons I can’t stop thinking about. 
Picking Out the Tree and Decorating it: 
you would insist on putting up the christmas tree the day after thanksgiving. 
you’d beg them all to come with you. 
you wanting to pick it out as a family. 
rachel, gar, connor, and dawn would be done to sweet talking needed. 
but in order to get the others to join it takes some convincing. 
kory would love the idea. she’s never had a christmas on earth before. 
once arriving to the christmas farm, you told everyone to split up and look for the best tree. 
of course no one could agree on a tree so you where the deciding factor. 
back at the headquarters, you made the gang lug the boxes of christmas decorations you’ve collected over the years out of your room. 
you start your playlist and smile, humming to have yourself a merry little christmas. 
gar and rachel beginning to dance. dick looks at a very suprised kory and the two join. 
the room fills with laughter, as hank grabs you throwing you over his shoulder as he starts to sway to the music. 
once the tree is decorated, the lights plugged in. 
you step back. taking a good look at the masterpiece in front of you. 
you let out a sigh of content and try to stop the tears that threat to escape. 
you haven’t had a proper christmas in years and this seemed to make you more emotional then you thought
Ice Skating: 
much to your surprise it wasn’t you who convinced everyone to got ice skating. 
rachel had talked gar into it and he forced everyone else to tag along. 
while everyone was skating you realized that hank wasn’t doing so good. 
the giant himbo was a little clumsy and he couldn’t keep himself up straight. 
which resulted in him needing help. which almost caused you to fall right with him he held on to you for support. 
you would be thrown into a fit of laughter watching him. 
Cooking Christmas Dinner: 
I can only imagine what it would be like to cook christmas dinner.
you’d be busting your ass half with rachel, gar, dawn and connor.
hank and dick would be sitting at the table, watching as you guys work.
beer in hands.
hank would steal things off and on as you prepare it.
you’d swat is hand away every few minutes.
it would drive you insane but you would still laugh and have a smile on your face.
jason would come down stairs while your finishing up.
he’d make some snarky comment about how we aren’t a real family so why are we pretending.
when in reality he’s actually loving it.
seeing how happy everyone, is enough to convince him.
but of course he’s going to fuss about it the entire time.
@pinkchubbiebunnie
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superfandomcorp · 2 years
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Red Hood ☠️
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whywoulditho · 26 days
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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭
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amorkuku · 2 months
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marskiiii · 19 days
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TOOK FOREVER BUT SOOOOOO WORTH IT!
aka mY IDEAL BATFAM UNIVERSE TYVMUCHBYEEE
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arunneronthird · 4 months
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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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ahfrickenfrick · 2 months
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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bianc0re · 3 months
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arcade night 🕹️🦇
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ashoss · 3 months
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some things dont change
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redsray · 3 months
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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redactedrem · 2 months
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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
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superfandomcorp · 2 years
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Which is the best Red Hood? 🤷
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glitter-stained · 8 days
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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
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amorkuku · 2 months
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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆
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pichichu-studio · 2 months
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Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰
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adreamfromnevermore · 3 months
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Love the slight AUs where Bruce as Batman has been a member of the league for ages, but he's somehow managed to keep his assortment of children under the radar.
Because it sets up the wildest misunderstandings within the league. He routinely talks about his babies, his children who are all so sweet and kind and occasionally assholes yes but only because they are young (and traumatized) hell I don't think the league would even be aware that they're adopted. So they're all thinking literal children
Barry: Bats really loves his kids.
Hal: I mean they're babies, wait till they hit the angsty teens and I'm sure we'll be hearing the opposite
Which means the day they finally meet Nightwing they don't know wtf to think. For one thing, how old would he have been when he had this kid???? Should they be worried about that???? And for the other, that is not a baby, that is not a precious little thing.
He could break someone in half. Like a twig.
He won't, but he could. And they can see that. (He's bat trained, they have seen what the bat can do they are not fools)
And they're like, okay. Okay maybe he isn't the baby (he is). He's got younger kids right? He's never said how many, they have 0 clues. They've been expecting 1 child, maybe 2 because he'd said kid in the plural exactly once when comforting an older woman while they were searching for her children in the aftermath of a rough battle.
And then a week later they run into Red Hood. In his leather, with his guns. And he drapes himself across Batmans back with all the self confidence in the world and starts whining about the "Brat" breaking into his safe house.
To steal his dog.
And yet again. He is not baby. He is bigger than Batman. He could probably break Batman in half given the bat didn't put up a fight. But Batman looks at him with probably the softest expression they've ever seen on that mans face and tells him very earnestly that the kid just wants to spend time with his older brother, next time they should try a walk. Maybe go to the zoo.
But probably not one of the babies. They're kind, and gentle, and at least one just loves reading and Bats has been trying to encourage that!!!
And then a day later he mentions his "babies" going for a walk in the park and they all instantaneously lose their minds at the confirmation.
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