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Stranger things incorrect quote generator (Ronance Duo, Fruity Four + Max and Dustin and a surprise kinda?.. Idk lol)

Pt 5

Ronance Duo

Robin: Are you sure Nancy's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

(She is, she just doesn't want to be distracted by staring at you or smth)

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Nancy: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.

Robin: The big five licenses?

Nancy: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

(I feel like she would have all of them for some reason, also, let Nancy kill a man 😪)

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Robin: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.

Robin: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.

Nancy: That’s not even clever.

(wdym, that's the most genius thing I've ever heard)

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Robin: I made tea.

Nancy: I don't want tea.

Robin: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Nancy: Then why did you tell me?

Robin: It's a conversation starter.

Nancy: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Robin: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

(checkmate indeed)

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Robin: Nancy, you love me, right?

Nancy: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

(¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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Robin: Nancy is playing hard to get.

Robin: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

(I love that incorrect quote so much, it's so funny to me)

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Robin: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Nancy: Peonies, why?

Robin:

Nancy: Were you going to get me flowers?

Robin:

Nancy:

Robin: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

(I just imagine the last sentence in that Dustin voice when he was lying to the police about "a little might swim" or what he said)

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Nancy: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Robin: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Nancy: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Robin: You wouldn’t?

Nancy: I mean, unless you want to-

(She does 👀)

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Nancy: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Robin: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Nancy: Holy moly-

(I want a Magician Robin AU)

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Robin: We’re getting married, bitches!

Nancy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

(I wouldn't be a problem to me)

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[Nancy just realized smth big in one of her investigation while she was renting a movie at Family Video]

Nancy: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Robin: Aren't you forgetting something?

Nancy: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Robin's forehead before running out.*

Robin: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Nancy: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Robin: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Nancy: No, like, U R A Q T.

Robin: Awwww!

(They both are A Q T)

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Robin, to Nancy: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

(Christmas with Ronance)

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[Fruity Four]

Nancy: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Steve: I saw you.

Nancy: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Robin in a turkey costume.

(sorry for the kinda st*ncy, but that with Robin is so funny)

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Eddie: What are you writing?

Nancy: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Robin, looking over Nancy's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

(stupid government)

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Steve: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Robin: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Steve: Okay yeah thanks Robin, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

(I never thought about that 🤔)

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Eddie: Hey Robin, have you seen the photographer?

Robin: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?

Eddie, confused: What?

Robin, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!

(Yep just cute girl things 😇☺️, also is Jonathan the photographer? 👀)

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Robin: STOP!

*Everyone stops*

Robin: wAiT a MiNuTe-

(Fill my cup, put some liquor in it 🕺🕴️)

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Steve: You know what I’ve realized?

Eddie: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Steve: Nice try, anyways-

(I wonder what he realized)

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[Nancy when Steve told her about the dream with her having his 6 nuggets]

Nancy, to Steve: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

(I'd also like to politely do that)

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Eddie: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

(let Eddie be a cute fuzzy duck 😔)

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Robin: How did you break your leg?

Eddie: Do you see those porch stairs?

Robin: Yes.

Eddie: I didn't.

(Oof)

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Eddie: You need to be more careful!

Steve, who was dragged into Eddie's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

(that was them when they first met)

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Steve: *Gives a bouquet to Eddie*

Eddie: You know I'm allergic.

Steve: That's the point.

(They love each other very much)

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Steve: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Eddie: Yes.

Steve: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

(that smiley makes it so much better😂)

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Eddie: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.

Steve: Thanks, Eddie!

Eddie: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

(I feel like that's Canon but also definitely not)

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Steve: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Robin, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

(he lost for sure)

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Robin: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Eddie: You sleep with a teddybear.

Robin: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

(This is basically King from the Owl house)

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Robin: If I may interject...

Steve: Oh, awesome, Robin was eavesdropping.

(Robin was probably literally standing next to him while he was talking to Nancy or Eddie or someone)

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Nancy: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*

(😶 you good, Nance?)

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Robin: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

(She is)

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Nancy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Nancy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

(She had us at the first half)

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Nancy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Eddie: How can you still say that?

Nancy: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

(✨Denial✨)

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Robin: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

Steve: Oh yeah? Then continue this.

Steve: I don't cook I don't clean-

Robin: So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Robin & Steve: .....

Robin & Steve: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

(I love their friendship so much)

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Eddie: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Steve: The dishes.

Eddie: Wh-

Steve: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

(Canon, Canon, Canon)

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Robin: What are you getting Steve for the holidays?

Eddie: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Nancy: I'm getting Steve a divorce lawyer.

(I think Steve was talking about you when he said "he needs to get his ego checked" or smth)

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Nancy, talking to Steve: Well Steve, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Robin do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Steve: …

Robin, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

(I don't know what to say)

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Robin: What time is it?

Steve: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out

Steve: *BLASTS the saxaphone*

Nancy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Steve: It’s 2 am

(Let her sleep 😪)

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Nancy: What should I do?

Eddie: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Nancy: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

(Besties, also Eddie be like "You wound me, wheeler")

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Robin: Hey, Steve, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Steve: Yeah.

Robin: And you, Eddie?

Eddie: Umm... yes?

Robin: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Eddie: Did they just-

(Yes she did, enjoy your date!)

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Robin: I am going to need you to swear-

Steve: Fuck.

Robin:

Robin: ...swear as in promise.

(I also love this incorrect quote lol)

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Eddie: And now for a gay update with Steve and Robin.

Robin: Getting gayer.

Eddie: Thank you, Robin.

(I feel like they do that to annoy Steve for some reason)

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Steve: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Robin: All I drank was Redbull!

Steve: How many?

Robin: Eighteen.

(I feel like she would)

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[+Max and Dustin]

Nancy: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

Steve: ....

Eddie: .....

Max: ......

Robin: ..Who?

Nancy: That's the thing we don't-

*Everyone stares at Robin*

(gasp)

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Nancy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Robin: ...I did. I broke it.

Nancy: No. No you didn't. Dustin?

Dustin: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.

Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.

Dustin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Dustin: Suspicious.

Eddie: No, it's not!

Max: If it matters, probably not, but Steve was the last one to use it.

Steve: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Max: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Steve: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Max!

Robin: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Nancy.

Nancy: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Max: Nancy... Dustin's been awfully quiet.

Dustin: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Nancy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Nancy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Nancy:

Nancy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(Robin would be the one to take the blame, but only when it's Nancy tho)

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Dustin: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Max: And here we have a capitalist.

Eddie: Did you just-

Robin: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

(takes a moment to appreciate etc.)

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Robin: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Max: Only if you also don't ask why.

Max: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

Robin: ...

Robin, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

(I'm not gonna question that... Just Mother-Daughter bonding)

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Robin: I'm never having a debate with Dustin again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

(I feel like Dustin actually said that in the show 🤔 idk tho)

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Dustin: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Dustin: And I started thinking.

Dustin: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Dustin: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Robin: Are you ok?

(That's definitely a canon conversation)

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Steve: Yes, I'm adopting Dustin and you cowards can't tell me no!

(I loved when that happened in the show 🥺😔 such a precious moment)

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Steve: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Dustin: Awww, no, you haven't!

Steve: So why do you keep cooking?

(Big oof)

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Max: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Steve: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?

Max:

Max: I'll go make my bed-

(Steve stop being mean 😕)

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Robin: Where are your parents?

Max: What are parents?

Robin: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

(And that's how Max met her new Mother)

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Max, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

(the pen is probably from a gift from El)

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Max: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Max: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

(those two things (the one above) are what happened in between S3 and S4)

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Steve: Hey, do you know the password to Max’s computer?

Nancy: Fuck you, Steve.

Steve: Hey!!

Nancy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouSteve".

Steve: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

(Lol, she did that after that "why should I make my bed" conversation)

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Robin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Eddie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Nancy: A realist sees a freight train.

Dustin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

(Dustin you smartass)

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Max: Do you think sex without love is a sin?

Nancy: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

(Nancy is a lesbian confirmed 👍, not because she'd go to Hell)

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Eddie: Do you have a self-care routine?

Max: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

(Robin taught her the accents)

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Robin: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Nancy: Schrödinger's boys.

Max: FUCK!

Dustin: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Steve: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Steve: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Robin: ...

Nancy: ...

Max: ...

Dustin: ...

Steve: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

(Steve being 'smart')

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Eddie, to the Squad: I’d die for you.

Max: Then perish.

Robin: You will.

Nancy: Please don’t.

Steve: Cool.

Dustin: I’d die for you first.

(I'm sorry 🥺 it was just too perfect 😭 also it was from them first meeting so I think those would be accurate reactions, also Dustin 😭😭)

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[Surprise!! Robin and the Wheeler Girls]

Robin: *falls down the stairs*

Karen: Are you okay?

Holly: Stop falling down the stairs!

Nancy: How’d the ground taste?

(Karen is worried, Holly is annoyed that she keeps falling down the stairs, and Nancy is just used to it now and amused)

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Holly, talking about Robin: Is this a friend of yours, Nancy?

Nancy: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

(^Nancy in denial)

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Nancy: Robin, what are you doing?

Robin: Making chocolate pudding.

Nancy: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Robin: Because I've lost control of my life.

Robin: Here's your pudding, Holly.

Holly: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

(that's cute and Robin would do anything for Holly, I love the fics with Robin & Holly bonding 🥺)

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Holly: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Karen: A doll.

Robin: A cinnamon roll.

Nancy: A sweetheart.

Holly:

Holly: ...stop it.

(That's the cute freaking thing I've ever seen 🥺)

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Nancy: Damn, the power went out.

Holly: Don’t worry, I got this.

Holly: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Nancy: What-?

Holly: I swallowed a glow stick!

Nancy, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

(HOLLY NOO!! 😭)

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Nancy: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Nancy: Anyways, you said Holly is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

(the teacher like 👁️👄👁️)

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Nancy: My life is a mess.

Karen: Nancy relax, go get a beer.

Nancy: I don’t want a beer.

Karen Who said it was for you?

(Lol)

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Holly: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Karen: Well then whose is it?

Holly, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

(this was honestly unexpected 😂)

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[another Surprise?]

Argyle: If you water water, it grows.

Nancy: ...What.

Robin: They've got a point.

(so that's why Nancy said it last time)

Jonathan: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Nancy:

Nancy: I like you.

(wlw/mlm solidarity)

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Hope you liked it 👍, btw my posts are irregular, but rn have literally nothing to do for weeks so I may post a lot (also it's summer holidays)

Anyway, lots of love ✨🥺❤️✨

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byler-forever-7 · 2 years

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Ok so, even if I'm actually impressed by all the stuff that happened, I feel like the only thing I can talk about (bcs I got better in it by reading u guys) is Byler and melvin, Im so sorry.

SPOILERS AHEAD:

This season has been rough. I have some issues and contradicts ideas. First of all, (this is about the calls and the first moments) Mike's treatment to Will could be again interpreted as he cared more of her girlfriend, or he was trying to avoid Will to face the reality . So, we could have two different positions about his feelings and it could be both valid but... Ok, to the important scene, the melvin fight.

So, I had two different thoughts, first one, it showed the lack of one of the most important things for the Duffer Brothers in a relationship: comprehension, understandment. if u remembered J*ncy's fight, it started because they "didn't understand each other anymore" which was again the Melvin situation they had. This is caused by one of the things that the duffers brothers have mention, Mike and Eleven comes from different worlds, and therefore they can't be together and they can't understand each other, like a ghost and a Ghostbusters or E.T and Elliot, that Lucas and Erica's scene with the two toys... So, this is good for byler, right?

Well I noticed sth else that kind of scared me, this fight had an obvious St*ncy parallel, which was the "ily" thing. It shouldn't be bad, we had been given this St*ncy - Melvin parallels, just like we had j*ncy-byler parallels, but... This first volume showed us that... maybe j*ncy isn't the endgame couple so, this season kind of turned upsidedown (lol) the byler parallels proofs, or at least the J*ncy-Byler ones (which doesn't delete the Mike-Hopper ones that could be giving us anti-melvin proof still).

But again, the fact that J*ncy could not be endgame is another way of helping Byler (because all of the two brother thing¿? but they did it with El anyway-). Let's say that it makes things for Mike and Will much more easy and less weird to see for the audience.

And it is so funny to me because that's why I am so confused, they gave us proof telling us yes, and no HAHAHAH.

Another example of this is the "best friend" scene: Sr did u just asked him to be ur best friend when u are telling him he is the MOST SPECIAL person you had (LMAO where was that special Lucas-Mike relationship Dustin talked about??Things change ik, but still, it could be Byler proof, but not necessarily) and that he missed him so much eventhough you didn't called him more than 3 times (which would totally support that theory of the avoiding feelings. If you missed someone u would call them lol).

And, the part where Will tells Mike THAT quote, about telling the truth even if it hurts, we can't be sure if he's just reflecting his feelings about his confession onto Mike and El, or is a total foreshadowing of what is about to happen with this "ily" thing.

Another thing I was so surprised to see is that, Mike wasn't only reading the letter in front of that sign pointing at the closet, but IN the letter, it had rainbows on it, WTF (that is not only related to LGBT, but WILL and Will and Mike too (that rainbow heart draw from Mike's bassement in the very beginning of the 1st season??)

Even so, I felt like this season, everyone has used rainbows and it seemed like they didn't have a meaning anymore (Like Nancy's hair accesorie, or other clothes too).

I also wanted to point out that the roller rink byler fight had BLUE and YELLOW colors like----.

Another thought is that Mike's feelings have been shown as admirence towards El. The first scene where Dustin is talking to Mike about their girlfriends, Mike says that she saved the world and he only kept repeating that thought but, he didn't actually showed love, he showed again, admirance (that is why El wanted to keep being a superheroine, so he could keep Mike's feelings) throught out the season.

If you mix this with the fact that he can't say he loves her, the theory and interpretention of Mike avoiding Will and his feelings, and that Will's truth quote could be a foreshadowing, it could work for byler A LOT.

Also and I almost forgot to mention, the "it has always been" scene or sth like that), at the end it resulted in a Byler scene, and I wanted to remember the theory someone came up about the poster¿? thing in the back (the square one) that it was somehow (I don't remember how) connected to LGBT people again so, Byler in front of another LGBT icon? yeah.

That's why I am so confused rn, but I am still hopefull bcs of that "telling the truth" scene, and that it has this different proofs, so this doesn't confirm or deny anything.

And we still have to watch Mike's speech and Will's drawing which I am so excited about.

This is all so caotic but, as i am so confused rn, I can't put them together. But this post will help me to organize my ideas and split them one by one, I just wanted to take all these notes first.

So these were all my Byler thoughts through out the season, I am really looking foward to read yours.

PLUS: funny how Jonathan and Nancy have the same couple problems than Mike and El, lying.

#byler #st4 spoilers #stranger things spoilers #stranger things 4 spoilers

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netflixnormalthings · 1 year

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I want to tell you about a strange interaction I had with a classmate a few weeks ago because I’m bored :|

Me: hey [name], you’ve seen tanager things right?

Him: yeah

Me: do u ship j*ncy or st*ncy (trick question ronance was the right answer)

Him: hmmm j*ncy

So like okay, whatever, he has terrible taste. But it gets worse

Him: because robin is better with Steve

Me: *spits out water*

Me: uh. what.

Him: yeah

Me: uh. You know. Robin is gay. Right?

Him: oh. Really?

Me: yeah. Have you seen all four seasons?

Him: yeah

Me; so did you just… miss her whole coming out scene?

Him: I was in the bathroom

Me: what about when she was crushing on Vickie

Him: yeah I missed that too I guess

So anyway. Yeah. I am confusion.

Feel free to ignore this I’m just bored

wow! that sure is something! (so very confused should i punch him in spirit or does he just have an iq of 4)

#esme tag

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bylertruther · 1 year

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Thoughts on some unexplored pairings in s5? Would you want to see any of these?

El and Nancy

Will and Steve

Joyce and Lucas

Hopper and Robin

Dustin and Jonathan

el and nancy interacting would just be girlboss2girlboss communication. el paraded around in nancy's clothes in s1 and thought she was pretty so already i want them to interact so that el can see what a Woman Wanting Independence and Selfhood^tm looks like, but i know that they will undoubtedly at least in passing interact bc el's got her powers back, knows all about henry, and nancy's got to tell them about her vision and took the leadership role, too, while they were gone and i don't think she'll relinquish it and suddenly go quiet. but! i do think it'd be cool for them to be in a fight sequence together. nancy with her gun n el doing her jedi mind tricks. the usual, u kno.

will and steve aka mr steal yo girl + mr struggle <3 jk they are both mr struggle, but will very much less so bc at least the boy he wants wants him back and he's just too blind to see it unlike steve who doesn't realize his dream is nancy's nightmare n thought he somehow still had a chance jus cos they were talking again LMAOOOOO L sorry, steve. teehee. anyway i think it's kinda funny that steve got roped up into all of this bc of will and yet... they've never Once said anything 2 each other. like, at all. unless u count the group responding to him when they're sneaking through scoops ahoy's backdoor as an interaction, but i don't. i would like to see it jus bc i'm so curious how the duffers think they'd interact with each other but i doubt we'll get it. sadge</3

joyce and lucas ok. did mike call the byers when will wasn't at school and then weasel his way inside to stay by will's side even at the lab? yes. but lucas went to the gate BY HIMSELF with only a SLINGSHOT and some POCKET LINT! joyce is a mama bear ok she has enough love to go around n i feel like she can have scenes that aren't with hopper without her fucking dying or smth. let her interact with anyone else please for the love of byIer 🙄 and lucas is a sweetie so i think everyone should love n appreciate him always n forever all the time so. i'll take it<3 omg imagine them protecting n standing guard for the injured ppl in the monster war in s5... or joyce reassuring lucas about max in general since she has some experience when she almost lost will... i'd Ascend

hopper and robin. hmmmmmmm. see in my brain i could headcanon something between them but in canon? lol. i'm tired of the same people being paired up for the ENTIRE season so tbh i would welcome anything new and this would definitely be new!

dustin and jonathan give off the BIGGEST responsible big brother x annoying little brother vibes ever. their mini interaction in s2 when the junkyard crew meets up with j*ncy and dustin greets him + dustin literally sounding and acting like a little kid when he pushes jonathan out of the booth and says "LeT mE tRy, jOnAtHaN 😠😤" bc he wants to be the one to push the button is so funny to me lol. also, him calling their mom joyce instead of ms. byers is just... lmao. okay, dustin. clearly, they amuse me so yes i would love to see them!

in general, if it's a pairing that hasn't ever interacted before or has interacted only once for two seconds, my answer is always goign to be Yes I Want To See Them bc gah daMN all them characters in that ensemble and for WHAT? to show the same team up every time? cringe. (except for byIer i want them paired up 24/7 forever. or else.)

#asks

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clarkegriffins · 2 years

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The ship war between b*ler and m*leven is so strange for me, they're all friends, will and el are family, but the way some shippers talk, you'd think they were mortal enemies😭 (I don't ship or hate either ship, while I kinda hope m11 stay together, it's only because I doubt ST would break up 2 of their pairings with build up since s1, and since I'm a stancy shipper with a hope for a J*ncy breakup, m11 has to remain🤷‍♀️ but that's not shipping, more like reasoning, i guess)

i hate this competition, it's tough for me being a byler (but thinking mileven is a cute ship too) and a willel stan, bc i'm always in the middle trying not to go crazy, bylers making 65766 el slander, milevens making 85755556 will slander, LIKE I JUST WANNA PEACE, THEY'RE ALL CHILDREN AND THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER 😭 i think until we get s5 i'll go crazy i'm telling u anon, i find it SO weird fighting this hard for a ship with 14yrs old kids, like its not that deep pls stop

#replies

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katnissgirlsmakedo · 3 years

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every day on this website i have to remind myself NOT to start a fight with jancy shippers. i’m aware that posting this post might start a small fight but i worded it in such a way that you all know i’m restraining myself <3

#gail if u see this i’m saying this because of that anon you got i just saw that said j*ncy was underrated and i just. 😐#beth.txt #like no offense but it’s literally OVERrated

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mikeshanlon · 5 years

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omg i just realized nancy/jonathan is betty/jughead 2.0...

#DONT SLANDER J*NCY LIKE THAT #NXNXNXNXN i get what u mean but they dont have that serpent bullshit or were rushed with zero chemistry fncnnc #ask #anon #the emotional journey i have been thru.....

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littleredphantom · 2 years

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In Space With Markiplier Decoding

So, in today’s video P̴̮̌̓A̵̧͌͜R̶̰̀A̶D̶O̵X̴͓̟̖̭̠̜̣̪̹́͗͗͊̆̀͝ ̵͙̈̚D̴̖̍E̷T̷E̵̩͑͜ͅC̵̻͊T̸̺͎̾̾È̷͕Ḓ̴̵̛̥̫̰̊͗̔̃̌̅̀̓̂̕͝ͅ, good old markiplier left a nice little website to put a code into - I’m gonna reveal all! Under the cut.

So we put in THE UNIVERSE IS FILLED WITH THE CORPSES OF YOUR FAILURES and voila! We get this lovely page!

[Translation: I WANT YOU FOR USA(exclamation?)NCY]

How’d I translate that you ask? Well if you click on that little button under the logo- which translates to SOMETHING WENT WRONG?

the image.... i have no idea, under that:

[Translation for ad: (Under WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?) DO THEY THINK YOUR STUPID

HUMANS ARE REAL

(Under JOIN THE UNITED FACT ORGANIZATION TODAY:) BECONE A

NENBER TODAY

(Buttons:) DEPARTMENTS

AGENCYDIRECTORY

HELPCENTER

INHUMANRESOURCES

REVIEWS

LEGAL

DON’TPUSH

CASEDIRECTORY takes you to this page with the alphabet, if you copy it, it pastes into english, which is how I translated all of this.

I’ll put it all here. It has names and other such things under the letters.

Alien Alliance, The

Asshat, The

Baboonies

Bangers, Oops Al

Banner Born, The

Butterfly Soldiers, The

Captain, The

Corn

Dude, The

Everyone Else

Founders, The

Farum Azula

Gruntilda

Harold Potter

Illinois

Invincible Syndicate, The

Izzyor, Iznty

Jackson 5, The

Jackson, Michael

Jackson, I’m sorry Miss

Karen, 6803

Karen 6804

Karen 6809

Karen 6815

Karen 6816

Karen Archive

Killeidoscope, The

Kringle, Kris

Lunky

Man, Drowned

Moriarty

Moses, Norbert

Nebuchadnezzar

NoN

Oracle, The

Pantheon, Greek

Pantheon, Roman

Picks, Richard

Purple Guy

R. Rad

Subtitle #1, James Charles

Sync, N

Terror, Freya the

Ulookitup, Made

Underdweller, The

Valentine, Vincent

Wal-World

World Wide Web

Warfstache, Wilford

Wu Tang Clan

Xenophobes

Youtube

Yoloswag, Hashtag

Zenon

DONTPUSH takes you here

You have failed this test created by the Universal Stability Agency.

As stated in sect. 438382533-B of your Agent contract

deducted from your next payMENT.

And remember rules are what keep the universe stable.

LOG-OUT takes you here

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SIGNED OUT OF YOUR ACCOUNT!

Be sure to get a good night's rest and come back ready to

stabalize the universe tomorrow!

The rest of the pages have an error

ERROR 404

The page you’re trying to access doesn’t seem to exist. The most likely answer for this is that you entered an incorrect url, the less likely answer is that the universe is in a paradoxical state and trying to reboot itself causing some things to act erratically [but that would be absurd! so it’s probably just the incorrect url thing].

And that’s all i got!! Feel free to add but I wanted to do good work for everyone!

#iswm #in space with markipler spoilers #in space with markiplier #markiplier #secret codes #i want you in space

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lesbianrobin · 3 years

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Jonathan?

favorite thing about them

i luv that he loves his family so much and he’s a really caring person and he tries so hard to do the right thing but he’s not afraid to be a bitch if the situation calls for it and i love that he’s like a shy little edgelord but he isn’t even really that much of an edgelord bc he’s fucking constantly giving everyone in his life pep talks and shit... but my favorite thing about him is his gay little sweaters

least favorite thing about them

taking pictures of nancy and then being like well it’s bc ur not REAL but u were REAL in that moment u stopped PRETENDING!!! like oh my god shut UPPPPP shut UP. shut UP. he did shut up tho and he hasn’t pulled any of that shit since... so my official least favorite thing about jonathan is how he’ll just randomly pull a 180 on his opinions and morals whenever the plot wants him to. which is not really his fault. so.

favorite line

i’m cheating and picking two but they’re from the same conversation so: “It’s 6:00 AM and, uh, I had a late night with Fagin and the gang, so-” & when nancy asks if will’s safe and he says “Why wouldn’t he be safe? Nancy? Why wouldn’t he be safe?”

like. god if that’s not jonathan in one phone call. fucking nerdy little bitch who cares about nothing more than just making sure his little brother is safe and happy and cared for. fuck. also i think that phone call is like charlie’s best work on the whole show literally just that one bit where he’s like “why wouldn’t he be safe?” makes me want to DIE every time.

brOTP

idk argyle yet but jargyle bc god knows johnny boy deserves to get high sometimes. also i think jonathan and robin could be really fun together i hope they interact some in s4

OTP

nOTP

.....................j*ncy

random headcanon

jonathan uses 3-in-1 i know this for a fact i also know that he’s never heard of a skincare routine and he washes his face with regular bar soap. he’s a very clean person like he showers regularly and everything he just basically uses the most shitty abrasive products known to man even when he does have the money to get nice stuff. sometimes he thinks he should try to be fancy and do the self care thing but then he’s like mmm that lotion is $2 kinda steep idk about that :/ he and steve become friends and within like a month steve is like hey man my mom got me this shampoo and conditioner and leave-in conditioner and hair gel and face wash and moisturizer and sunscreen for uhhhh doing the yardwork but this stuff is all like TOTALLY wrong for my hair and skin type so i was wondering if you could use it it’ll all just go to waste otherwise :) and jonathan KNOWS what steve is doing and he’s offended but he isn’t offended as a poor person like he’s offended as a dumb boy being given all these products he doesn’t know what the fuck to do with bc he's like how did steve know i don’t own moisturizer... can he just tell from looking at me.... does everyone know i don’t own moisturizer or is steve just a preppy little bloodhound....

unpopular opinion

maybe this is not an unpopular opinion but i really truly believe that jonathan kissing nancy and sleeping with her in s2 was out of character and just bad writing. like... like i get it okay? i get that they were going for this thing where there’s just pent-up tension and he just decides to screw the consequences and go for it. but jonathan had literally spent the past YEAR ignoring his crush on nancy and he’d spent the past couple of days specifically worrying about steve’s feelings and encouraging nancy to talk to him, and reminding nancy that she and steve are together when she asks why she and jonathan aren’t together/closer. like i KNOW they showed him hyping himself up and chickening out a lot before he finally did it but i don’t think jonathan held himself back from making a move on nancy out of fear yknow i think he held himself back out of respect for nancy and steve and their relationship and i don’t think anything meaningful really... changed between the night in the hotel room and the night at murray’s. nothing significant enough to change jonathan’s moral views on the situation. obviously, murray talked to them, but i think that’s such a weak justification and so far in the show jonathan really has not been the sort to just go along and do something because somebody tells him he should, ESPECIALLY if that somebody is some random guy he doesn’t even know!! in fact, NOT listening to the shit people tell him he should do is kinda his whole thing!! there’s just no goddamn reason for him to have made the first move there and i think it shouldn’t have happened, or at the very least nancy should have made the first move or they should have done something to give jonathan a clear change of heart.

so yeah i just have really strong opinions about the characterization of a character who’s like super inconsistent bc 70% of the time he’s just used as a plot device anyway.

also he’s gay <3

song i associate with them

disco! in the panic room by bug hunter!!

favorite picture of them

i’m cheating but here’s a gif i made that i’m never gonna post otherwise but i would like for people to see <3

ok i lied i’m also gonna put a picture because this is too fucking funny

king you’re not a force user idk what ur expecting to happen...

#thank youuu!!!#asks #em talks #long post #jonathan byers

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