can i be honest with you guys

i think about this tweet so often and i've never even played these games but like the concept of it makes me feel like the time i got so high i got mad that the kid fishing on the moon in the dreamworks logo wasn't in the sky. chica from five nights at freddys body dysmorphia tweet is my roman empire

tractor torture penis dick... and balls

and before any of you say you don’t believe tibby and i about this because ‘there’s no matthew macfadyen hugh grant tractor movie’ yeah of COURSE there isn’t. production got shut down because hugh grant had to get emergency surgery on his cock penis AND balls, and his rehab was way too intense for shooting to continue

mash being surprisingly queer in the 70′s - 46/?

Late Night with the Devil (2023) dir. Cameron Cairnes, Colin Cairnes

have u seen bill hader's impression of alan alda

i got to be honest with you guys i've tried my hardest to forget bill hader exists after the kerfuffle that was late 2019

had a dream a few weeks ago where i watched stranger things 4 (i have not and will not do this in reality) and i came online just to tell you guys my thoughts. which basically boiled down to HIM? re: eddie and saying how funny it was that nancy didn't visit jonathan in the hospital. i don't believe he went to the hospital in st4 but honestly that sounds like something she would do.

Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. SAW (2004) dir. James Wan

while i admire taylor's commitment to #normalisecheating i would've preferred she pick literally anyone else <3

i support her cheating and i support her telling her fans to fuck off. but to do it all for THAT man?

still think ur hot and all your takes are correct x

MWAH! maybe i should start posting here again nobody hypes me up like you guys do

anyway i've started watching mash and i wanna fuck alan alda. it would still be lesbian sex though. don't ask me to elaborate you're either picking up what i'm putting down or you're stepping over it entirely and moving on.

you already know babe

i think it's partly bc of rerecording her albums and having fans love the vault tracks that she now feels she cant leave anything on the cutting room floor just in case

i definitely think that's part of it, but - and i say this as someone who likes a majority of the vault tracks - i think it was a good thing that they were initially left on the cutting room floor. including them originally would have detracted from what the albums were trying to say.

speak now and 1989 are the best examples of this. the point of speak now was two things: taylor wanting to prove she could do it on her own, and each song referencing a specific person or scenario. with the exception of when emma falls in love (the weakest of the lot imo) and castles crumbling (which has a feature), the SNTV vault tracks are more...vague in who/what they're about. and sure, if they'd been released on the original album with the secret messages we might have more context, but that isn't something we can say for certain. speak now is the only album that's about multiple people and we can pinpoint who or what each song is referencing (except maybe sparks fly which was included for the fans, and haunted but that could be because i've never cared enough to investigate if it's about john or joe).

as for 1989, i think the vault tracks are definitely stronger than some of the songs that made the cut (as much as i love WTNY and HYGTG, they're not her best work), but i don't think they would have fit into the story she was trying to tell. whether taylor successfully made an album that is about independence and not love is up for debate, but she claims that was her intention. IION and say don't go aren't great fits for that story, especially since it was one she was trying to tell within the secret messages.

i think red's biggest problem is that it was already too long of an album (which is also part of speak now's problem). i think the red vault tracks fit the theme of all the varying degrees of love, but red TV clocks out at over two hours. it's possible that forever winter in particular was too raw a song to release at the time (has she played it live yet? i haven't kept up with eras tour that much).

and while i love the fearless vault tracks, i do wonder if including them would have earned it less acclaim. they're good songs, but fearless is by far her most polished album imo. even the deluxe tracks, which i also adore, kinda take away from how well rounded the standard album is. it's very possible it's only capped at 13 tracks because cds back then could only hold so much, but i also think that it was a better decision for the marketing of the album itself.

but now, with ttpd and the eight million versions of midnights, it's harder to find the good shit because it's surrounded by so much filler. and yeah, part of it is that some of the songs on those albums are just...not good (bejeweled my deepest enemy), but i think a culling would have greatly benefitted them. ESPECIALLY with ttpd. taylor's always been songwriter who releases stuff that could be diary entries, but at least before it was like...you at least edited this. now it just seems like we're getting every single journal entry as is. and it's tiring. 31 songs is too much. hell, 16 songs for lover was too much.

ultimately i think it comes down to the fact that she no longer gets any push back from the people she works with, and fans are both willing to accept quantity over quality and (for many swifties, but not all) there's just a refusal to criticise her work at all. and i think taylor's desire to constantly release new content (which i think is a combination of a constant need for relevancy combined with the fact she's always writing) combined with being surrounded by yes men and adoring fans is impacting her work negatively. which has been the case since lover if not earlier, but i think midnights/ttpd are her most glaring examples of it.

anyway lmao sorry this got long. sorry for never being on here and then finally showing up to have opinions about taylor swift. do you guys still think i'm hot.

taylor swift needs to start capping her albums at 13 songs. like nobody has introduced her to the concept of quality over quantity

nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

if watcher is going to start charging people to watch their videos then the least shane and ryan can do is kiss on camera just once