It’s such a shame that ben shapiro insists on the whole alt right thing. I really do think he’d make a killing voicing animated squirrels
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the beatles are an infuriating band to me as a relentless contrarian. liking them is cliche, hating them is cliche, being indifferent towards them is cliche. it's impossible to have an novel or interesting take on the beatles in current year. like how am i supposed to win here?
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i could jumpstart a car with my breasts
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Demonstrators and artists have taken the steps of the met museum unfurling an ENORMOUS (30 x 50 foot) quilt created by artists around the world in solidarity with Palestine.
The quilt was collectively created by 64 artists from around the world and shipped to New York City.
They're demanding the met museum:
(1) cut ties with board members profiting from Israeli bombardment + occupation of Palestine
(2) support an immediate + permanent ceasefire
(3) aid the preservation of Palestinian cultural heritage sites being destroyed by Israel
In addition to the quilt, demonstrators reclaimed and redistributed Met flyers, stickered with movement messaging and demands.
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Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun
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The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this
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disco elysium like game where you're jaime in the riverlands
BRIENNE, MAID OF TARTH- Ser Jaime?
EMPATHY [challenging: success]- She trusts you. Enough to call you Jaime. When was the last time someone called you by your name?
ESPRIT DES CHEVALIERS [medium: success]- SER Jaime. Can you be more than the Kingslayer?
BRIENNE, THE MAID OF TARTH: Ser?
EMPATHY [trivial: failure]- Even in soiled pink satin and torn lace, she looks more like a man in a gown than a proper woman.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [trivial: success]- WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?? YOU WANTED HER, YOU WENT AND GOT HER, BABY!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
DRAMA [legendary:failure]- Are you into that sort of thing, sire? What would your sister think?
BRIENNE, THE MAID OF TARTH: I am grateful, but…
EMPATHY [formidable: success]- She hesitates. She is not used to kindness.
VOLITION [formidable: failure]- The world isn’t kind. She ought not get used to kindness.
DAMAGED MORALE -1
BRIENNE, THE MAID OF TARTH: You were well away. Why come back?
SHIVERS [godly: success] EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO HARRENHAL. YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT.
EMPATHY: [medium: success]- How could you not?
ESPRIT DES CHEVALIERS [legendary: success]- You saw her, standing against the darkness with a flaming sword, and called her a fellow knight.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [trivial: failure]- SHE WAS NAKED IN THE DREAM!
COMPOSURE: [trivial: failure]- Which could mean nothing. Don’t worry about it.
DRAMA: [medium: success]- Sire, you cannot let her know you care about her. At all. Lord Tywin’s son and heir does not jump into bear pits out of sentimentality.
1. Ransom money is always a worthwhile hustle.
2. [Esprit Des Chevaliers- Medium 8] Knights rescue maidens.
3. For the glory of House Lannister, of course.
4. I am in love with you because you are my narrative foil and we are going to restore knighthood to glory with our matching oathkeeper swords.
5. [Drama- Trivial 3]- Come up with the perfect insult to remind her that the world is as unkind as you are and belief otherwise is simply naive.
HIGH- 83%
+1 Internalized Lannister Ideology.
+1 It’s what she expects from you.
-1 Told her about Aerys.
-1 Bi-Sexual Underground.
-1 You dreamed of her.
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CHECK FAILURE
YOU- A dozen quips come to mind, each crueler than the last, but nothing comes out.
COMPOSURE [godlike: failure] You can only shrug at the other knight.
YOU- I dreamed of you.
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idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice
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my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic
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