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multifandomfanfic · 3 days
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A Fernando Alonso x driver!reader Insta AU
A/N: Uh, so... I'm sorry about the almost year long wait to get part two out. Shit happens. Please enjoy, and hopefully I won't take as long to get part three out!
Part One
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yourusername: i cooka da pizza
f1: Enjoying the break before Monza! 😍
yourusername: going to be rested and better than ever :)
mercedesamgf1: 💪💪💪
antoniogiovinazzi99: great to see you!
yourusername: you too!! good luck at le mans!
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scuderiaferrari: How did you enjoy Ferrari’s homeland, Y/N? 🤔
yourusername: It was great! Not enough Mercedes, though.
scuderiaferrari: We may not have Mercedes but at least we have taste. 🫶
yourusername: @charles_leclerc come get your team
fanaccount9: she’s so pretty and talented, how come she gets all the luck 😭
user722: who took those photos, y/n?
fanaccount12: i wish i knew!!
user413: whoever it is knows how to take good pictures of her. he’s already a 10/10 in my book
fanaccount5: y/n you can’t post this and act like that story never existed
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fanaccount5: Y/N STOP BAITING US
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yourusername: thanks for the fun, Monaco ❤️🤍
mercedesamgf1: You deserve to have fun after that podium!
yourusername: I am your favorite after all :) lewishamilton: Rude and wrong.
lance_stroll: y/n just shouldn’t be allowed in casinos anymore
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mickschumacher: boss man wants to make sure you drove the company car around
yourusername: what would make him think I didn’t? 🤨
fanaccount7: NOT THE ASTON MARTIN FRONT AND CENTER IN THE SECOND PIC
user836: not a Mercedes in sight 😭😭 fanaccount9: there’s no point in even confirming her and lances relationship anymore everything is literally right here
user937: This post is incredibly inappropriate. Your job is to drive—not to encourage stupid and demeaning rumors about you dating another driver. Grow up.
fanaccount19: are you really posting hate comments on y/n y/l/n’s posts? you do know she is one of the best drivers in the world, right?
user715: she’s literally a grown ass adult dude. chill.
fanaccount5: I NEED THAT SWIMSUIT 😍
user020: who's taking that picture y/nnnnn
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yourusername: do the laundry ✅ buy groceries ✅ win the spanish gp ✅
fernandoalo_oficial: congratulations! 😊👋
user291: wtf happened to I-knew-he-would-hit-the-brakes-because-he-has-a-wife-and-two-children-waiting-for-him-at-home alonso? fanaccount14: lance let y/n into the aston martin garage thats what happened
lewishamilton: bringing mercedes back to the top 💪
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susie_wolff: Never ceasing to be proud of you! 💖
neymarjr: Incredible race!
user728: I LOVE YOU Y/N
yourusername: and i love you, random citizen!
fanaccount02: y/n at 134 points and max at 147?? the gap is closing people!!
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I hope you enjoyed!! Part three will hopefully be out sooner than it took for me to get this one out. Taglist: @mehrmonga , @flowerchild-96 , @choppedgalaxynerd , @mistrose23 , @nizem8 , @inejismywife , @bblouifford, @eugene-emt-roe , @rinthe-k , @jamie2305 , @sparkles-and-rust , @newlifeforus , @sunfairyy , @shessthunderstoms , @wcnorris , @omgsuperstarg
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rikstar · 13 hours
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˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ Riki as your Boyfriend Hc's !
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Contains ୨୧ non sexual (obv) bathing , Kissing, Skinship, princess treatment, slight crack ,Fluff , mentions of arguments
Wc ୨୧ 1k
(A/n) : before I see any comment saying that I'm "sexualizing" Riki for the bathing part , normalize taking baths/showers together without it having to be sexual. I think showering/bathing together is really romantic and shows how much you trust your partner , not everything has to be suggestive/sexual !
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୨୧ He keeps a polaroid picture of you and him in his wallet , a picture Jake had taken. It was a bit blurry but the polaroid picture clearly showed the two of you hugging in the Airport, his hands cupping your cheeks with his lips pressed against your forehead , your eyes closed as your smile got captured by the polaroid camera. The picture was taken when he had to leave the country for a concert.
୨୧ Whenever you're out of your bedroom , he'd steal a quick glance at the door to make sure you were out of reach of your bedroom before he'd turn to look at your plushies, punching each and every single one of it. You're supposed to be cuddling him , not your plushies while he's staying over for the night :(
୨୧ He knows that you're capable of doing it by yourself , but he always ties your shoelaces for you. And if you get new shoes ,he'd lace them for your so your shoelaces wouldn't be too long and possible cause you to trip in case they come undone. He's looking out for you like that but he'd playfully and teasingly complain about having to tie your shoelaces with an dramatic sigh but will fight you if you try to tie them by yourself.
୨୧ Sidewalk rule , whenever the two of you are walking outside , he'd make sure that you're walking on the inside of the sidewalk while he's on the outside. If he notice that you're walking on the side closer to the street , he'll grab your wrist and move you on the safer side. Another thing he does is holding your hand while crossing the street, even if his hands are carrying something, he'll find a way.
୨୧The more the relationship progresses , he'll open up more with things he was to shy to say or hesitant to do like ; inviting you to take a bath with him or asking if he can join you while you're taking a bath. In his opinion , it'll deepen your relationship and trust. Plus , bathing with others is more fun and he'd love to help you wash your back and hair. He likes how intimate/romantic it is and it takes a deep level of trust for him to initiate it. (and he loves to make bubble towers on your head just for the giggles)
୨୧ He really likes kissing , but not in public. In public , he'd rather just leave a chaste kiss on your cheeks or forehead . Behind closed doors or in Private, he'll literally chase your lips with his and get the kiss he wanted. He's the type to tilt your chin up while you're doing something , turning your face to his before kissing you with his other hand holding your waist.
୨୧He often goes straight to your place after work , just wanting to be in your presence because your presence alone gives him more energy. To him , you're a walking ray of sunshine that even on his gloomiest day , you'll make it so much less gloomy by just being around him. In conclusion , you're his source of energy and never fail to make him more energetic.
୨୧He tries , he really does try, but he'll never learn the arts of styling your hair without making knots in it. He sometimes mindlessly braids your hair and cringe when he notices that he put a knot in your hair , letting of it and pretending it totally wasn't his doing.
୨୧Another thing he loves doing is napping on you , his head on your tummy and his arm and leg lazily thrown over your body, practically trapping you under him and you won't be getting out until he wakes up again. Better pray that you don't have to use the toilet , his grip while he sleeps is no joke especially when you move a little.
୨୧He also loves leaving random kisses on your nape , your neck , your shoulder , your collarbones, your tummy, everywhere. He just liked showering you in kisses , especially since it always makes you giggle when it tickles , a sound he treasures close to his heart.
୨୧ Arguments don't happen a lot but they do happen ,mostly when he's really stressed out or frustrated but he'd rather beat himself up then let that out on you. But when you're being stubborn , he will use his big boy voice on you but apologize while using it, explaining what is bothering him and that he needs a bit of time for himself to cool off because he doesn't want to lash out on you. Now if the roles were reversed , he'd offer for you to talk about it and if you'll refuse to , he'll leave you alone until you've cooled off. He'd never want to have an actually huge argument with you , so he'd rather have you or him cool down first before properly talking about it.
୨୧ He'd randomly sends you memes throughout the day or show you silly videos while saying "that's us" and it could be two rats running around on a train station.
୨୧ He teases you a lot , more because of your height even if you're just a cm shorter, he'd still be taller than you. He'll purposely move your stuff on higher shelves if you're a lot shorter than him , but if you're around the same height , he'd teasingly hold whatever you need up in the air above his head.
୨୧ You're the only one allowed to see his vulnerable side , he doesn't like crying in front of others or letting his tears out, but he feels safe with you especially if he misses his family because you're his second home.
୨୧ Matching items , it's a bit cliché but he loves matching items with you especially when he's away from you , because it makes him feel connected with you , as if a part of you is with him in that moment. He may or may not have also bought those bracelets you can tap on and the other would vibrate.
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arisewanekosuki · 2 days
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TLH -Extra-: Love Potion! - Lisa (Feat. Aether/Diluc/Venti/Gorou x Fem!Reader)
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-"Lisa.....it is possible to make a Love Potion?" The librarian took a sip of her tea and then smiled at you. -"Oh my....is the little cutie having feelings for someone?" After that, you heard some glass hitting of one another and a gasp -"Aether! Watch out!!" You looked behind Lisa to see Aether who almost dropped a new batch of potions and Paimon holding a bottle and scolding him for not being careful. After making sure they don't need your help, you look back at the librarian. -"It's not that I want to use it on someone... After making so many potions with Aether I just started to wonder if it's even possible to make Love Potion too." You tilted your head, wondering. Love Potions are a popular concept in fantasy stories. You saw the magic of the potions you made with your companion, so you couldn't stop wondering if it's possible to make one that will bring two people together in this world too. The purple witch closed her eyes, with a smile not leaving her face. -"Then I want to ask you... How would such a Love Potion work in your opinion?" You hummend. -"Something like, the person who will drink it will feel more relaxed around the other person? Or maybe the person can use potion on their skin and the smell will make other people attracted to them?" Lisa giggled. -"Oh my....are you planning to make all the people in the city fall in love with you?" -"Wha-!? N-no! ... Alright, the potion used on skin is a bad idea..." -"But I like your ideas... most people  would say that a Love Potion should make someone immediately fall in love with the first person they see. A potion like this is possible to make of course but it is morally wrong to use one like this." Lisa poured more tea to her and your cups. You thanked her and asked. -"Have you ever made one before?" -"Oh? Are you interested in my love life?" -"W-well..." You played with your fingers, Lisa laughed. -"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't but coming back to the subject... I won't mind for you to try making your own 'Love Potion', you can consider this as a small test from me. She was still smiling, but you felt a chill run down your spine. You gulped. -"Before you start you have to promise me that you will be the one testing the effects of your Love Potion, alright?" -"A-alright..." You nodded, maybe this wasn't a good idea to ask about it, but you won't lie, it's exciting to try to make such a new potion.
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Aether watched you working on this new potion. He knows this is a bad idea and yet deep down he wishes for it to work even for a moment and have you shower him with affection and love. You promised Lisa that you will be the one testing it and Aether is there to make sure you won't be jumping on random people to kiss them or something. -"Are you sure about that?" the blond boy asked. You looked at him with a big smile. -"Of course! It's really fun! I used Zatyun Peaches, Marcotte, Dandelion, Glaze Lily... let's see..." You put the mixture into heart shaped glass. The color was pink mixed with purple. "Okay... let's try it!" You took a sip. -Oh! Is (Y/n) testing the potion now?" Paimon flew towards you, wanting to see how it would go. You licked your lips. -"So how are you feeling?" The little girl asked. -"Hm... normal." You shrugged. "The taste is a bit off though." -"So the first one failed? Don't worry (Y/n)! I'm sure the next one will work! ... (Y/n)? Why are you looking at Paimon like that?" -"..." You placed your hands on Paimon's cheeks and then started to pinch them. -"Uwaaa! Paimon!!! Your cheeks are so chubby! So cute!! Like a hamster!!" Paimon tried to run away from your grasp but you held her tight and started to hug her. Nuzzling your face into a little girl's head. -"Why are you so cute?! This should be illegal!!" -"Aaaa! Aether!! Help me!!!" But the boy didn't do anything. He stood there watching all of this with a pout. "Why couldn't this happen to me?" he thought. ... You sighed. Thankfully the potion worked only for 5 minutes. After drinking the potion Paimon started to look very cute in your eyes and you got the urge to hug and smooch her cheeks. -"This...wasn't the effect I was looking for..." -"Next time do that to Aether! Paimon felt like some toy!!" the little girl pouted still hiding behind the golden haired boy. -"I'm so sorry Paimon! I didn't expect to lose control like this!" Paimon only did small 'hmph' and went to gather more flowers. -”I have to buy Paimon some Sweet Madame later…” you scratched your head, looking at an angry, little girl flying over the garden. “Okay, let’s go back to making potions!” Aether watched you putting ingredients into the pot. You look so cute when you concentrate on something, he really wanted to leave a kiss on your cheek now. And maybe he will be able to, if the potion works of course. He was so deep in his thoughts that he didn’t realize that you finished your second one. -”Oh! Master Diluc! Welcome back!” Paimon shouted. Aether looked over where the red haired male stood. He wondered if there was some problem with the batch they sent to Dawn Winery, so he went to ask Diluc about that. -”Welcome back, was there any problem with potions?” -”No, I wanted to commission you to make another one with different effect-” -”Diluc!!! Welcome!!!” You jumped on the red haired man, holding on to him tightly. Both guys were surprised. Diluc didn’t know what to do, after you jumped at him, he stopped moving. “Ah I missed you so much! My heart is in pain without you!” You nuzzled your head into his chest. -”(Y/n)! Let Master Diluc go! We are sorry! (Y/n) was trying to make Lo- testing new potions, so she ends up behaving like this! Aether don’t just stare! Help Paimon!!!” The white haired girl shouted at Traveler who was standing in place, too shocked that again your affection was given to another person. And the worst part is that it is given to another guy! You held tightly to the young Master of Dawn Winery. -”No! I won’t let go! Diluc is so warm! I want to stay with him! Oh? I knew it! You feel the same, right? Your face is so red! Hehe~” You giggled, seeing the red cheeks of Diluc. He tried to cover his face with one hand and turn his head away from you, but with your hold on him it was hard. -”That’s it!” Paimon shouted and then started to tickle you, hoping it would make you let go of Diluc.  And it worked, even too well. You tried to run away from Paimon but you ended up falling on the ground with the little girl not showing any mercy. 
When Paimon stopped tickling you, you needed some time to take your breath. -”Are you alright?” Aether that was crouching by your side, asked. -”Ha…ha…y-yeah… I’m better now…” Aether held his hand for you to help you get up from the ground. “Thanks!” You smiled and then looked at the red haired man. “I’m sorry Diluc for that. The potion I was working on didn’t go well as it seems. Ah! I have to write everything down!” And you ran off to the table where you are making potions. Aether sighed. “Next time I have to stay close to her no matter what.” He thought. Meanwhile Diluc finally calmed his fast beating heart down. He coughed into his hand. -”It seems you both are busy… I’ll come another time.” -”Wa! But Master Diluc! We can still take your order!! Oi!” Paimon shouted but Diluc already left. Right now he wished he had Cryo vision to cool down his red cheeks. 
… -”Done! The third one should be a success!” You held up the potion to show to Aether and Paimon. The little girl already hid behind the Traveler. -”How does this potion work?” the boy finally asked. -”Hm? Oh! I want to make a potion that fills you with confidence! Like you know, if someone is planning to confess! If I lost control over my emotions and stuff that means I failed…Ok! Let’s try this one!” You drank it. -”So…how are you feeling?” Paimon asked, still being behind Aether. -”Normal… the taste is at least better!” And you three just stood there in silence for a moment. -”Weird. I don't feel different either…” -”Hello there my good friends!” you all heard a sing-song voice. -”Wa!! Tone-Deaf Bard!! Don’t scare Paimon like that!” the little girl pouted and crossed her arms. -”Ehe~!” -”Ugh Paimon have enough! Why are you even here?!” Venti make sad face -”Aw, I just wanted to check what my dear friends are up to…but it seems you don’t want this poor lil old me here…” The bard turned around “Ah how sad that I’m not welcome here…” he said with a sad tone. The truth is he wanted to tease Paimon a bit, but what he didn’t expect is that your arms would embrace his torso from behind. Your head on his shoulder. -”Don’t say that, Venti. You know we are always happy when you’re with us. I love hearing you sing or recite poems or play on your Lyre. And of course we love hanging out with you!” you said, your cheek pressing towards his one. It’s hard to surprise Venti, he is not moved when someone tries to charm him either. And yet there you are, making Anemo Archon’s heart beat speed. -“Oh? Is that so? So you won’t mind if I stay for awhile then?~” You turned him around and grabbed his cheeks. -“Of course we won’t! Stay as long as you want!” your thumbs started to do small circles on his cheeks. Venti was stunned because of such close contact.  “Did anyone said how pretty you are?” You continued while playing with one of his braids. But before the bard could say anything, someone took you away from him. -“It seems the potion works….but not in a way it should.” Said Aether, glaring at Anemo Archon while hugging you from behind. You looked surprised, but then smiled and pat the golden haired boy’s cheek. -“Aww, is someone jealous? Don’t worry Aether…you’re pretty too!” Paimon flew over Venti to explain your behavior.
… This time the effect of the potion lasted longer. You spend one hour complimenting the boys, holding their hands or caressing their cheeks. They didn’t complain, they decided to just bath in your affections. Even when the potion stopped working and you were apologizing for all those stuff you did, they were smiling saying “Don’t worry!” in their heads they wished the potion lasted longer. Venti had to go, he promised Diona to help find some more stuff for her new drink. But he didn’t mind to leave so soon, your attention towards him and touches brought him to such a good mood that even now he is coming up with new songs and poems. He hopes that you’ll listen to them later.
Meanwhile you were feeling burned out. None of the potions worked the way you wanted and you’re not sure what you are doing wrong. You were looking at your notes but feeling a bit frustrated you just closed the notebook and sighed. -“What’s wrong (Y/n)?” The boy asked who was sitting by your side. -“I.. I’m just angry I failed so many times… we did so many potions that I thought I can make something like this…” Aether patted your back. -“How about a small break? Maybe you’ll get an idea how to improve it after you relax a bit?” -“Yeah!” Paimon flew over with flowers in her hands “We didn’t eat anything in some hours!! Your belly is empty and this is why you can’t come up with anything!” You giggled. -“Alright, let’s go to eat then!” Paimon fly higher like she wanted to jump in the air shouting “Yay!!”. Your group decided to go to Good Hunter for a meal.
After filling your bellies with good food, you come back to working on the potion. -“Alright… this is my last attempt… if it won’t work then I give up.” You said to your companions and started working on the mixture.  You were writing something on your notebook, Aether is always curious what you write there but he can’t read it at all, even if he visited so many worlds he didn’t know your language (or maybe he doesn’t remember it anymore?). The connection between him and you helps you to understand and speak in Teyvat language but you can’t read Teyvat alphabet and people from here and him can’t read your alphabet. He is really wondering why this connection can help with speaking but not reading, there are many mysteries about it. -“I finished it!” you suddenly shouted, surprising Aether. “Okay…here we go!” and drank it immediately. “It tastes sweet…too sweet…ugh…”  you said, closing your eyes. -“Hey everyone!” Everyone turned toward Gorou who was approaching your little group. -“Gorou, wait! Don’t move--!” But before Aether could finish his sentence you ran towards the Watatsumi General. -“Hm?” Gorou stopped moving and looked at you. The both of you looked at each other without saying anything. “Is there a probl-“ -“Marry me!!” you shouted. Kneeling in front of him and holding his hand. -“WHAT?!” everyone shouted. Gorou's ears and tail were standing up. -“I know it’s sudden but Gorou! I want to spend the rest of my life with you!” You put his hand where your heart is. -“B-but (Y-Y/n) this is…this is too sudden!” he said but anyone who was behind him could see his tail start wagging. -“I know! But I don’t want to waste any more sec- uwah?! “ you were interrupted by Aether who tried to take you away from the cannie warrior. -“Sorry Gorou! Don’t take this seriously, she drank a weird potion and is…a bit crazy!!” said Paimon and then helped Aether to take you away. Gorou stood there stunned, his face was red. -“So…does it mean you and (Y/n) are married now?” Kirara asked, approaching him. -“Wha- N-no…” his ears fall. -“You look disappointed.” -“I’m not!” But yes, he is.
When you come to your senses you apologize, you’re so embarrassed that you proposed to someone. You think you won’t be able to look Gorou in the eyes for some time. This was a big failure and you gave up. When talking with Lisa, she said to not worry, even if the potions didn’t work how you wanted you still learned some things. You decided to take a small break from making potions and took a nap under the tree, while Aether continued to make potions that people commissioned. Lisa watched from her table and sighed. -“It’s a shame Razor wasn’t there…” then she chuckled “But oh well, at least I had some fun watching all of this~” and then she took a sip of her tea.
-Bonus- In Inazuma, the pink kitsune laughed loudly. -“Ah I wish I could see this with my own eyes~” said with a smile, trying to imagine the whole scenario. -“Paimon said it was because of potion…at first I thought (Y/n) was serious about that nya! -“Hmm… I think this gave me some ideas. Thank you Kirara for sharing about your trip with me.” Yae Miko eyes’ looked like a predator finding it’s another meal. -“A-ahaha! You’re welcome!” Kirara at this moment started wondering if it was really alright to tell Yae about her trip with Gorou to Mondstadt.
------ Thank you for reading till the end! And sorry for mistakes >.< You can guess I had the idea when I played the potion event but because I couldn't use my PC I had hard time to finish it in peace... But now I can use my PC again so I'll try finish other things! I'll post other short thing today or tomorrow that I started to write in that time without my PC. It may not be that great but I hope you'll still like it!
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ghost-bxrd · 16 hours
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Tim going absolutely feral in his attempts to get Mockingjay away from Hood.
Sure, all of the Bats want to rescue the kid, but they don't really get the danger the kid is in, they are still under the impression Hood cares about keeping the kid safe.
But Tim SAW what Hood is like at the Titans Tower, okay? Hood is freaking insane. Doesn't matter if he cares about the kid or not, he's going to end up hurting, maybe killing, the boy in one of his 'episodes'.
And Tim will do anything to get the kid to come away, to understand what Hood is doing.
He's not going to bother with kid gloves. He's fully willing to scar the kid for life if it means the kid will at least get to live, which he's convinced won't happen if he's left at Hood's mercy.
Tim to Mockingjay on a rooftop: Hi! How's the gang war your boss started coming along? Last one was so exciting. I watched my friend - not a vigilante friend, mind you, just this civilian kid - bleed out when one of the gangs decided to shoot up my school. About two dozen civilians died in the first couple of days. Wanna bet how many you and Hood will bag this time? Have fun!
Tim, tossing Mockingjay crime scene photos of a gang shooting, showing a headshot corpse : Hi! Thought you might like a keepsake! This is Danny, he was eighteen. Dad died, three kids at home, couldn't get any job that paid enough except with these guys. I hear his sister signed up with Penguin's pimps after she got the news. Someone's still gotta feed the kids, right? Have a good lunch!
Tim, waving to Mockingjay: Hi! Sorry I'm late! Had to stay with a kid who found his mom OD'd. You should really ask your boss to show you what an OD death looks like - you'll probably find it pretty cool, all a nice blue shade, with this bloody foam spilling from the mouth, maybe twisted up a bit if they had convulsions first. The kid was crying about how he's gonna get the bastards who sold the stuff, but of course, you and Hood have pretty nice security, right?
Tim waging absolutely ruthless psychological warfare.
Ooo yes Tim would definitely try to pull something like that. What he wouldn’t expect is Mockingjay to give as good as he gets.
After the first few times you can bet Bruce is Fed Up™️ and devises his own little counter attack.
The next time he greets Robin with a merry little “Hey Rob, guess what? Frank just got out of jail again! You know, the guy you locked up in Black Gate for killing his girlfriend? Guess what! He went back to murder her sister, too! Had her spread out all over the apartment with a kitchen knife. Have a nice patrol <3”
Mockingjay, crashing a bust: “Sorry we’re late to the party! Had to take out a pedophile you guys locked up last month but was set free on parole. Guess what? He had two new victims locked up in his basement!”
Mockingjay, cupping his ear: “Sorry, what was that? I can’t hear you over the sound of a two year old screaming because he just saw his dad get murdered in front of him. Because you guys ‘Didn’t have enough evidence’ to get the guy who threatened him convicted. Should we tell Social Services to bill you the lifelong therapy bill or…?”
Mockingjay, throwing a file at Robin’s head: “Hey, Dickhead, remember Tiff? The street kid? Thanks to you sticking her in a “safe foster home” she was forced to go work street corners. Maybe you should tell your boss to do better research.”
Mockingjay is a menace, and if Tim thinks he can guilt trip/horrify the kid into condemning Jason’s work than he’s going to have a rude awakening hehe
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Hey, what is this change in Raphael fanon you’re referring to? I think I noticed the same thing, but I wanted to make sure. Please don’t feel pressured to answer if you’re not comfortable with the question 🫶
Anyway, I just wanted to say that I really liked your take on him and feel like nobody writes him like that anymore (the other writers who did also stopped).
Hey! Let me preface this by saying that this is in no way to dunk on the fandom. I think it's pretty natural that as time progresses, certain fanon takes "stick" / gain more traction / become more popular. It's also not to say that my perspective of the character is "good" and another is "bad", it's more that the current dominant fanon perception of Raphael (and Haarlep) doesn't resonate with me.
Over the past months, most part of the Raph!fandom that is visible to me seems to have arrived at the conclusion that Raphael is smitten with the player character, rather than him being a manipulative fiend that uses charm to get what he wants. That leads to characterizations of him where he "loves" a Tav/Durge/OC, where his actions get attributed as driven by that player character (as opposed to them being an important tool to him).
As someone who's written a somewhat softer Raph in my own fic (and I only barely made that work for myself by making him human, and the ending – SPOILERS – very much is intended to contradict any perception of him being selfless/in love/able to love how humans love) I don't think it's true of his character.
Him being able to love is an interpretation that I don't personally agree with. Of course people can HC that! More power to you!!! Have fun with it. It's just a take I don't enjoy because to me, it takes away a lot of the complexity and a core part of his canon personality.
Related to that there's, again, from my pov, an infantilization that comes along with that.
Raphael as incapable. Raphael as a helpless plaything for Haarlep. Raphael as a dork. Raphael as comic relief. Raphael showing up because he "loves" the character instead of manipulating them. And so on. Same as before: It's, to me personally, a reduction of his character, and quite frankly, boring. He is more powerful than this fanon version portrays him. He is more frightening, and ruthless, and evil, as fanon seemingly wants him to be.
For Haarlep it's even more so that he gets reduced to that funny side character. The darker sides of that character often gets left out. Again, the dominant fanon perception of that incubus feels very one-dimensional and underserving of the complexity and outright shrewd brutality Haarlep displays (and probably needed to survive for this long under Raphael's roof).
They're both evil characters. But they can't be in the current discourse. They're getting washed into a softy, funny, cutiepie version. And that's not what I think the characters are.
To some degree this also happens to Gortash btw. But I digress.
Again. Not saying this read on the characters is bad, it's just one I personally don't agree with, and that I don't find interesting.
Now to the part about people enjoying my take on him in my writing. First, thank you so much for saying that! I really appreciate it. And I mean, I do see that Keeping Score and Folie á Deux are still two of my most-read fics to date, with tens of thousands of hits altogether. But the thing is. People don't comment on finished/older fics, not to mention reblog them lmao. I'm pretty sure that Folie has gotten 50-65% of its hits after even the expansion (chapter 6) was written. Did it get any comments since then? Ha.
Keeping Score also got a significant number of reads after completion. But I can count the number of people (!) on one hand who commented since I finished it end of 2023. So. Unless you tell writers you enjoy their work, we won't know. Because I cannot tell who clicks on the fic and leaves again, or who devours it all in one sitting.
Sorry for the tangent. It's just a pity to hear now, all those months later, that there are people out there who liked my depiction of Raph when I was pretty convinced that no one actually cared. Anyway!
I hope this doesn't start any drama, because legit, I don't have beef with anyone. I am happy that character is giving so many people joy. I have my Gorty delusions to keep me entertained. But you asked, so here's a long answer, hoping I gave enough context to make it understandable.
Happy headcanoning and shipping, everyone <3
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Hello, could you create a headcanon for ROTTMNT about what it would be like to date Leo, Raph, Mikey, and Donnie (separately) and what the pros and cons of a relationship with them would be?
Headcanon: GN!Reader dating the Rise!Turtles (Separate) (Requested prompt with established relationship)
A/N: This was really fun to work on and ended up surprising myself with how this turned out!!!
Donnie
Pros:
Since you take the time to listen to whatever he says, he'll do the same for you.
Even before you started dating him, he took some notes on what you liked and disliked. (He used to have a tablet for that said purpose but eventually, retooled as a backup photo album storage between the two of you)
- I personally think he's not one for the usual icebreaker conversations with stuff like "how's your day and etc"
So most conversations start with some tangent on his mind or about your favorite things then eventually discussing daily stuff that happened within the day.
Even though he struggles trying to cheer people up, but he's not gonna ignore your well-being when you happened to have a bad day.
- Like he makes sure you had something to eat or drink. And if talking about the problem makes it worse, already noted and tries to pull you towards light stress free activities. (Letting you borrow one of his headphones to listen to your music, sort and try out a box of fidget toys, or setting up a small space in the lair as the designated chill zone)
While there might be some technical mishaps, he always has good intentions trying to fix your phone or other electronic devices you have trouble with.
Cons:
Imo I feel like during the first few weeks in the relationship, he'll be awkward towards pda. (don't constantly pester him about it)
- He'll eventually come to it maybe near the end of the first month of dating. (With his personal quota of handholding and hugs that last a few seconds)
Until realizing your needs are just as important to maintain that special relationship.
- However, If some creep doesn't get the message you're already taken, its one of the rare times he'll force himself into initiating pda for your own safety.
Easily gets jealous and refuses to admit it with some snarky remark.
When he refuses to take breaks, you probably have to step in so he doesn't accidentally hurt himself or gets sick.
- When you do so, it often ends with him passing out on you.
(And tiny bit of scolding from his brothers [namely Raph and Dr Delicate Touch] after Donnie recovered from overworking himself on a large scale project)
Can be very passive aggressive and it could lead to some unpleasant arguments towards something very trivial.
- He's definitely the most stubborn out of his brothers and probably won't hear you out until your feelings get hurt.
It might take him a few days to think up of a proper apology. And during those days, he slowly regrets yelling at you along with letting his anger get the best of him.
Leo
Pros:
He won't admit it but, your level of honesty around him really puts him at ease whenever he's lost in thought about something.
- The leader can name a least few things about his brothers' special talents but during a few nights where he can't sleep, because of a nightmare from a past enemy. (either Shredder or the Krang)
He didn't have the energy for one of his usual portals but, really wanted give you a hug for saying such kind words through a phone call.
He'll instantly back off if he accidentally made a joke that offended you.
- The last thing he wants is to upset you. So he really tries working some type of compromise between the two of you, so it doesn't happen again.
He has a strong memory sometimes, like remembering the little details. It will usually happen when you least expect it.
- Casually bringing up a past event from one of the photos saved on your phone. Often being one of the early hang out sessions, before you started dating him. He'll lightly tease you about it but, mostly grateful that you took a chance to build up that relationship with him.
If you happened to have a case of bad luck, he's very determined to end that streak's rein of terror by his own hands.
- And if you can't visit the lair, he'll let you borrow his lucky rock as a good luck charm.
Cons:
He still has a bit of that competitive energy in him and can be a sore loser when he doesn't win.
- It could take him a while to realize that the playful showboating upseted you and to why you're refusing to give him any attention.
This also adds on to that he's not the best at genuine apologies.
- Like the first sorry has no feeling to it until the guilt weighes down on him.
I don't think he could last a few days with you giving him the cold shoulder + silent treatment (Imo, he has the type of desperate embarrassment that would be hard to watch)
Sometimes his "surprise planning" ends up in a panic since he waits until the last minute to get you something.
- Given how some of his strategies usually works towards his advantage. (Often not telling the others about it and another similar manner along those lines)
His ego can 100% break the relationship.
- Like there's only certain amount of patience you can handle with his nonsense and his brothers will absolutely not stand for that kind of behavior. The moment he realizes he was in the wrong, he scrambles trying to avoid a potential break up.
Raph
Pros:
Almost has the same level of patience as Mikey's. (Also a result of being the oldest brother and dealing with some of Splinter's shenanigans)
Will often ask if you need help with the heavy lifting. (Even towards small stuff like when you can't reach for something on the top shelf. He will immediately grab said item for you.)
Gives the best teddy bear hugs
- Not too tight or too close to his spiky scales. Just right enough where it can easily put you at ease, stopping any stressful thought plaguing your mind.
Can easily motivate you into short exercise routines.
- It doesn't even have to be the daily recommended 30 minutes. Often being close to under 5 minutes is still worth it.
When both of you were done following that one morning aerobics exercise from animal crossing, his brothers immediately teased him about it. But he doesn't care, he was just happy you got to stay up for a little bit before lazily resting your head near his plastron.
Cons:
While the big guy means well, he can be a bit overbearing.
- Especially if you got a small injury, after a brief night patrol fight from an unexpecting bad guy attack.
He will absolutely be a mother hen if you end up getting sick. Drops whatever he was doing and rushes over to make sure you're okay. Which often results in him getting sick after you fully recovered because he forgot to bring the protective gear for his own safety.
(This is a personal headcanon of mine) but he's definitely close to a morning kind of guy. Light stretches to start the day before he eats breakfast.
- So if you have a similar night owl schedule like Donnie or Leo, he won't say much but, he will judge you for it unless its related to some medical reasons.
If you decide on borrowing clothes from him, a lot of the shirts he has, will have a few holes because of his spiky shell. So pack some extra clothes (like a spare tank top or something similar) if you're not into the torn up clothing look.
You're bound to see Savage Raph at least a few times.
- Please approach with caution and take Leo's advice seriously. However, still be gentle around Raph and comfort him by the time he returns back to his usual self.
Mikey:
Pros:
The fact he knows how to cook is already best boyfriend material.
- He can probably cook up your favorite food if you ask for it.
Another plus is proper communication skills.
- Dr Feelings will always be there to help and will accommodate what's best suited to your needs.
Can be your personal cheerleader when you happened to be stuck at starting something.
- After all, he is the best hype man for a reason. But, can easily tone down the energy if you start to feel overwhelmed.
There will always be a lot of creative thought in whatever gift he makes for you.
- Very heartfelt and he will be a blushing mess if you ended up displaying it in a place where he can see it. (either in your room or a place in your house where there's a lot of care in preserving it)
Cons:
Imo I feel like the Dr Delicate Touch persona leans towards some of that passive aggressive energy.
- Namely the anger tone, (which might have some influence from a certain purple turtle) so Mikey still needs to be careful about that.
It won't happen all the time but, if you forgot to eat breakfast. (or any of the other important 3 meals of the day)
- Mikey will pester you into eating some food he made. He usually does this to Donnie and the box shell turtle won't budge until you finish the meal. Or at least half of it, so it can be saved for later as leftovers.
The sad puppy eyes trick is present in all the turtles but, Mikey's more dangerous since he's a master at it. So try your best not to give in to the temptation. (If you can help it)
He's the second turtle to make a beeline into danger. (and him being commited to be the bait as a distraction [like dressing up in a hippo costume with a cologne that attracts said animal or the time he wore a cucumber suit to tease Repo Mantis' mutant pet cat for one of Donnie's vlogs])
- Be prepared to patch him up as result of his rowdy energy.
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How the JJK characters would respond to you:
When you twist your ankle during training.
SFW | Fluff | Short au
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GOJO SATORU
Would probably laugh at you for being "dumb" and "clumsy" before actually helping you when he notices that your ankle start to look swollen T.T
"Stupid ass. I told you to fix your form. You can't fight looking like T H A T"
Trains you to make your fighting style to look effortless.
Will call Shoko to "deal" with your injury T.T (but he will be there with you while you are getting treated) Yes, you're going to THE CLINIC where Shoko is - not just the mini clinic in the the Tokyo Jujutsu High.
Will roast the heck out of you for having a bad stance but is secretly worried about you. (Explains why he rushed you to Shoko's clinic)
A DRAMA QUEEN (but hides it well)
Gives you 5 days to rest your feet.
Let's you observe the training instead.
Will give you advice while he drives you back to your dorm and WILL AGREE if you ask to get ice cream. (Ends up buying ice cream for everybody)
THE FUN AND CHAOTIC TRAINOR (wbk he's the strongest; GOAT fr)
NANAMI KENTO
Will help you up but then he noticed you wince when you try to balance yourself up.
"What's wrong y/n? Are you hurt?"
A G E N T L E M A N
Would carry you on his back towards the clinic and get you the first aid kit (istg this man KNOWS what he is doing - trust him)
Will treat you himself but will call Shoko to ask what dose and type of painkiller you need and buy it for you if you needed it.
"Next time, fix your stance and form. You can try to look at your reflection in the mirror and practice it when your feet gets better"
Gets you something warm to eat before he continue treating your swollen ankle (he takes his time cause he wants his work to be neat)
Gives you a WHOLE WEEK to recover. He would call every now and then to check up on you since he is busy with work but he occasionally comes over if you really can't get up.
THE SERIOUS TYPE (but turns soft when his students get injured during training; he isn't ashamed of showing he cares)
YUJI ITADORI
Has FAST REFLEXES and catches you before you even hit the ground.
"Woah there, careful"
You wince and he noticed your ankle start to get red and be swollen.
"Hold on to me, we'll go to the clinic." and carries you bridal style. It's a given that he is strong, he can EASILY carry you without putting much effort.
You can smell his cologne. Best believe when i tell you this man's perfume is just so good you won't even notice his sweat from the training.
When you get to the clinic, he holds your hand while your ankle is being treated and asks if you're in pain from time to time.
You would also have to constantly remind him that you are okay and you can handle the pain.
He would buy you comfort food after getting treated and would give you a LONGGGGG rest day (he'll just wait for you when you're ready for training again)
Would be there all throughout your recovery period. (ISTG this man will assist you in every thing that you do)
"Call me whenever you ever need anything. Don't get up from that bed whatsoever, i'll get you what you need"
Thinks its better to give you advice after your recovery cause he does not want to stress you even more knowing that you made a mistake in your form.
A SOFTIE ALL THROUGHOUT but gets very protective of you when you try to be stubborn and do things yourself. (He'd tell you "I can do it, i know you are capable, but let me") You won't even have a say cause he's so persistent
MEGUMI FUSHIGURO
NOT SHOCKED that you twist your ankle. He already noticed long before you had the wrong form. Yes - he already expected that you'll twist your ankle.
"Did you not learn anything at all when doing the right form?"
You're not sure if he is concerned or pissed that you twisted your ankle accidentally.
He is concerned, he just doesn't show it.
"This is only because you're injured. Dumbass" and proceeds to let you have a piggyback ride.
Silent all the way to the clinic but you caught him a few times glancing and looking down at your swollen ankle.
You jokingly tell him to not worry and that you won't die from it and he'll just reply with "You will if you were fighting with a cursed spirit. Haven't you thought of that?"
His tone was kinda firm so you just went silent. Y/n was S I L E N C E D.
Leaves you while you were getting treated but to your surprise, he bought you A TON of snacks and hands them to you. ( a week's worth of snack)
"I just bought them all since it's gonna take a while for you to recover"
Gives you the whole week to recover.
Would pass by your dorm without your knowledge to secretly check up on you while recovering.
Would be the fastest to pick up the phone whenever you decied to call him to ask for assistance.
THE TSUNDERE (fr)
NOBARA KUGISAKI
Girl was SHOCKED - she thought she really hurt you that bad when you fell.
"OH MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY WHAT- " and proceeds to assist you to stand up.
"YOu twisted your ankle?!" would tear up cause she feels bad for you.
Would call yuji to carry you to the clinic - she can't carry you T.T
IS LIKE A MOTHER. Will nag about how you were not listening and applying the proper forms to prevent injury.
At this point she already called Megumi to go on a little grocery shopping to get you food (yes mother, walk em' boys like a dog)
Would stay in your dorm and have a sleep over for a whole week 'til you recover.
Has the COMPLETE package for a sleep over. (Food - snacks - skin care - new make up and make up brushes) To make up for what happened.
Slightly blames herself for what happened.
Would cook your favorite food for you.
THE MOTHER AND SISTER IN ONE
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Loser Strips 18+
Girls: Reader, Leah Williamson, Lucy Bronze, Ella Toone, Rachel Daly, Millie Bright, Mary Earps
Word count: 5,004
Plot: It was the first week of Camp. Reader is the new trainer for the England squad. Leah and the girls invite Reader to play a game. Reader is iffy about it but gives in and decides to play with them. Little does she know that the game has a twist.
*Y/n's pov*
It's the 5th day of camp. I'm the new athletic trainer, I barely slept last night so I was really tired. I was heading back to my room when Leah approaches me.
"Hey Y/n." Leah smiles.
I smile and greet her. "Hey Leah. What's up?" I ask.
"Me and some of the girls are gonna play a game. Did you wanna play the game with us?" Leah asks.
"I don't know Leah, I'm really tired. I only got 3 hours of sleep last night, I'm really tired." I say.
"Come on please it'll be fun! No one will get hurt." She giggles and winks at me.
I look at her and weigh my options. "Fine." I point my finger at her. "But only for a little while."
Leah raises her hands in surrender. "Only for a little bit."
She smirks. "Can we play the game in your room?"
I sigh and nod. "Yeah sure." I unlock the door and open it. I look behind Leah and see the girls. Leah, Mary, Millie, Lucy, Ella and Rachel walk in.
I follow them in, I close the door behind me and lock it.  Millie and Rachel are giggling. Fuck they definitely gave some sort of plan in mind.
"Where should we play?" Leah asks.
"We can plan on the floor or on the beds. But I recommend the floor since we would have more room to play the game." I say.
We sit down, Millie and Rachel are whispering to each other and giggling.
"So should we play this game Y/n? Girls you all want to play right?" Leah asks.
"Oh yeah." They all say in sync. I get a bit nervous and chuckle. "Um what game did you guys have In mind?" I ask.
"You know the game loser strips?" Lucy asks eyeing me a bit and biting her lip.
"N-No what is it?" I ask stuttering a bit.
"Well obviously we all play the game, and whoever loses has to take off a piece of clothing." Leah says explaining the rules.
Leah smirks as the other giggle, Leah plays with her hair. "Come on Y/n little be fun. You won't regret it." Leah says.
"Girls I don't think this game would be appropriate I can get into trouble for this." I say.
Lucy and Ella were already staring at my crotch and undressing me with their eyes. I blush darkly and adjust my shorts as my bulge becomes visible and the girls notice it.
"No one will know Y/n. We certainly won't tell anyone." Leah says walking towards me.
"Yeah Y/n I think it's a great game." Lucy says winking at me. I bite my lip as Leah walks towards me.
"I D-Don't girls." I say.
"Y/n it'll be fine." Millie says.
"Mary how should we start?" Ella asks getting straight to the point.
Mary smirks and looks at me. "Last one to touch Y/n's dick loses their top."
"W-What ladies this isn't appropriate. We can seriously get into trouble for this." I say becoming a stuttering mess.
Leah smirks and reaches down and places her hand in my dick over my shorts. She bites her lip. "Mmm you sure are packing Y/n."
I blush darkly as she does this. Lucy giggles and does the same thing getting a feel in. "Mm fuck love your huge." Lucy says.
Rachel pushes Millie out of the way and grabs my dick. "Mmm if you fuck any of us love I want that dick first."
I blush and nod. "S-Sure n-no promises." I say.
Rachel giggles and kisses my cheek. Ella is the next one to touch my dick over my shorts. "Mmm you're bigger than my boyfriend." Ella says.
I blush darkly and panic as Ella says this. "Girls, we should stop." I say.
Leah looks at me. "Stop Y/n it's fine trust me."
Lucy smiles and looks over at Millie. "Millie it looks like you lost, lose that top girl."
Rachel giggles and helps Millie slip off her shirt and tosses her shirt to the side. Rachel smirks as she sees me watching and gives Millie's boobs a slight squeeze.
Millie moans, I bite my lip and watch Rachel do this. Rachel smirks and winks at med I get hard as I look at the site in front of me. The girls giggle as I get hard at the sight of Millie in her sports bra and from staring at her toned abs and upper body.
"Shit babe, you really enjoyed that huh?" Mary asks teasing me.
"S-Shut up." I stutter.
Mary giggles. "Anyways shall we carry on?" She asks.
"We shall." Leah replies and looks at me. "Your pretty hard Y/n maybe you should pick the next task."
"N-No I'm okay." I say.
"Come on Y/n don't be a pussy." Leah says.
I look over at Leah and smirk. "Fine, last one to touch Leah's ass loses their shorts." I say.
Leah blushes. I smirk and look at her. "Go on love, get on the bed and get on all fours."
Leah does as I say, she gets on the bed and gets on all fours. I smirk and squeeze her ass a slight squeeze. Leah moans quietly as I do this.
"'Mm your ass is so fit and tight." I say.
Leah moans. "Thanks love, you also got an ass."
The other girls touch Leah's ass. Mary is the last one to touch Leah's ass, I smirk and look at Mary. "Lose them shorts baby."
Mary blushes and takes off her shorts and tosses them to the side. I bite my lip as I check out the view of Mary in her panties in front of me.
"Shit baby your ass looks fat as fuck." I say.
Mary giggles and turns her ass to me and shakes it a bit. "Mmm maybe you should rub your dick between my folds some." Leah says.
"Mmm I bet you would love my dick rubbing your folds." I say and spank her ass.
I smirk as my boner rubs against her ass. Leah moans and jumps a bit as I spank her ass. "Y/n it feels so big back there. No wonder why the girls want your dick."
"It tempting but what if your folds are soaking wet and I accidentally slip inside you." I say.
"Mmm maybe we should continue the game for now." Leah says.
"If you say so." I look at Lucy. "Your turn to pick the next task."
Lucy thinks. "Hmm." She smirks. "Last one to lick my pussy loses their shorts."
"Doesn't that sound fun Y/n? Why don't you prepare her pussy for us. Say go Lucy." Ella says.
I blush darkly. "You guys just want my dick out." I mutter.
Lucy takes off her shorts and panties and lays on the bed. She smirks and spreads her legs. "Go."
I'm the first one to lick her folds, Lucy moans as we take turns licking her folds. Leah is the last one to lick Lucy's folds.
Leah takes off her shorts and tosses them to the side. "Come on Y/n that's not true. I mean hehe we do want your dick out, but you still got all your clothes on." Millie says.
"Hmmm maybe some of us do want to see your dick." Leah says.
I smirk and wink at her. She blushes and giggles. "Lucy put your panties back on." Ella says.
"Last one to squeeze Millie's boobs loses their shirt." Leah says.
Lucy finishes putting her panties and shorts back on. She smirks and holds me back on purpose so I lose. "Hey let me go or I'll finger you. This is cheating! No fair."
"Haha Y/n you lost." Ella giggles. "You couldn't even finger Lucy if you tried."
Ella giggle and tickles me as Lucy is the next one to squeeze Millie's boobs. I smirk, I lower my hand and rub Lucy's folds over her panties catching Lucy off guard.
I smirk and look over at Mary. "Help me with my shorts love." Mary nods, she gets on her knees. She grabs the waist band of my shorts and slides my shorts off, I smirk and toss them to the side.
Mary bites her lip as my bulge is in her face. She blushes darkly and licks her lips as she stares at my bulge. "Boxers too baby." I say.
Mary blushes and slides my boxers down my legs and tosses them to the side. My dick springs up and slaps Mary in the cheek.
"Shit I'm so sorry baby. Are you okay?" I ask.
Ella starts dying of laughter. "Haha Mary just got slapped in the face by a dick."
We all giggle at her comment. Mary giggles and nods. "I'm okay baby."
I nod and smirk as I think about the next task. "Last one to take my dick in their mouth loses their shorts." I say.
Mary is the first one to take my dick in her mouth. I moan and run my fingers through her hair as she bobs her head a bit.
Lucy is the next one to take my dick in her mouth. I moan, Lucy hums against my dick and bobs her head a bit. Next up is Ella, I smirk and hold her head down on my dick making her deep throat me, as she bobs her head a bit. She coughs and gags a bit. Next up is Rachel.
Fuck not gonna lie, I've always wanted Rachel to give me head. I moan as Rachel takes my dick in her mouth. "Mmm fuck." I moan.
Rachel makes it more spicy. She grabs my ass and squeezes it a bit, she takes my dick down her throat and proceeds to give me head for 2 minutes. Rachel takes my dick out of her mouth, she giggles and kisses my dick and then kisses my V line.
Millie goes next and then Leah. Leah is the last one to take my dick in her mouth. "Mmm looks like you lost babe." I smirk. I decided to tease the girls and have Leah give me a blowjob.
"Open your mouth loser." I say.
Leah opens her mouth, I smirk and put my dick back in her mouth. I grab Leah's head and help her bob her head.
"Mmm that's it suck daddy's dick like the loser you are." I say. I moan in pleasure as Leah hums against my dick and bobs her head a bit faster.
I moan as the tip of my dick hits the back of her throat. I moan as she bobs her head a bit faster and plays with my balls. I moan and hold her hair up as she continues to give me head.
The girls moan and but their lips and touch themselves as they watch Leah suck my dick. "Mmm good girl, ahh you know how to suck dick." I moan in pleasure.
Leah hums against my dick and bobs her head even faster. Rachel grabs Leah's head and shoves it down further in my dick making Leah take my length down her throat.
"Cum down her thirst baby." Ella moans as she fingers herself. Millie holds me from behind and massages my boobs. I moan in pleasure as she does this, Millie smirks and giggles.
"Go on baby, disgrace her in front of us. Fill her mouth with your load and make her swallow it." Millie says seductively.
"Mmm fuck, I'm close." I moan in pleasure.
The girls start making comments like. "Make that slut swallow." And "Force it down her throat." Or "Make her swallow."
I moan loudly in pleasure as I feel myself getting closer to cumming. I moan as I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls.
Throat pie:
I can't take it anymore, I bust my load in her mouth. Leah chokes and gags as I cum in her mouth she down her throat.
"Swallow my load. Swallow it like the loser slut you are." I moan.
All this dirty talk was making Leah even more wet and turned on along with the rest of the girls. Rachel was jealous, I smirk and kiss her say notice this. Rachel smiles against my lips and kisses back.
"You were all talk earlier, why don't you come here and finger me." Lucy says.
I smirk and walk over to Lucy, I smirk and kiss her. I slip my hand in her panties and swipe my finger up her folds collecting her juices on my finger.
Lucy moans in the kiss as I do this, I break the kiss and slip In a finger and slowly finger her. Lucy moans as I slowly finger her.
"You like that slut?" I ask as I finger her. Lucy moans and nods, I smirk. "Words baby, I need words or I'll edge you."
Lucy quickly panics. "Yeah daddy, I love it. Feels so good." Lucy moans and cutely grinds against my fingers desperate to cum.
"Good, mmm your soaking wet love." I smirk and finger her faster.
Lucy moans loudly in pleasure. "Please daddy." Lucy moans.
I smirk. "Please what baby?" I ask her.
"Please let me cum." Lucy begs. "I've been a good girl." Lucy moans.
I smirk and grant her request. I finger get faster and faster, I slip another finger in her and rub her clit with my thumb. "Mmm fuck I'm gonna cum." Lucy moans.
After a couple more minutes Lucy moans in pleasure and cums all over my fingers and hand. Lucy moans and shudders as I help her ride out her high.
Once she comes down from her high I slowly pull my fingers out of her, I turn to Ella.
"Open your mouth slut." I say, Ella quickly opens her mouth. "Mmm good girls suck and lick Lucy's juices off my fingers."
Ella moans as she licks and sucks Lucy's juices off my fingers. I smirk and watch as Ella does this. The girls moan and touch themselves as they watch Ella suck and lick Lucy's juices off my fingers.
"Leah your turn to pick the next task." I say.
"Last person to make out with me loses a piece of clothing." Leah says.
I smirk and lean in and make out with her. Leah immediately starts kissing back. Lucy is the 2nd, Millie is the 3rd, Mary is the 4th, Rachel is the 5th and Ella is the last one to make out with her.
Ella takes off her shirt. "Ella your turn to pick the next task." Leah says.
"Last one to kiss my tits loses a piece of clothing." Ella says.
I giggle and hold Lucy back as pay back, the girls one by one take turns kissing Ella's tits. "Y/n better let me go before I eat your ass out from behind." Lucy says.
"Hehe that would be a sexy task." I say.
Millie giggles and holds Lucy's for me as I kiss Ella's tits. Lucy cutely pouts. "You all are fucking Cheaters!" Lucy says.
Lucy takes off her shirt, I whistle at the sight. "Fucking hell baby. you look so sexy without a shirt." I say.
Lucy's smirks and teases us, she lifts the bottom of her bra showing off her under boobs. "Lucy your turn to pick the next task." I say.
Lucy nods. "Last person to kiss my abs loses a piece of clothing." Lucy says.
Lucy blushes as u push her back onto the bed. I kneel between her legs and press kisses up here abs and down to her V line. Lucy's breath hitches as I do this.
The rest of the girls take turns kissing her abs. Rachel was the last one to kiss Lucy's abs. We cheer and whistle as Rachel takes off her shorts.
"Rachel pick the next task." Lucy says.
"Last one to stroke Y/n's dick loses a piece of clothing of the 5th persons choice." Rachel says.
Millie, Ella, Lucy and Rachel still had a decent amount of clothes on. Along with Mary, Leah is the first one to stroke my dick, the girls take turns stroking my dick. Millie is the last one to stroke my dick.
I smirk, Ella was the 5th person to stroke my dick. "Millie lose those shorts babe." Ella says.
I smirk and squeeze Millie's ass as she takes her shorts off. Millie moans as I do this. "Millie your turn to pick the next task." Ella says.
Millie looks around the room as she tries to think of the next task. "Last person to rub Leah's pussy over her panties loses a piece of clothing." Millie says.
Millie smirks and makes out with Leah as she teases Leah's clit over her panties, Rachel is next. Then Mary, then Ella, then me. Lucy is the last one to rub Leah's pussy over her panties.
"Lucy lose them shorts babe." Millie says.
Lucy giggles, she blushes as she takes off her shorts and toss them to the side. "Lucy pick the next task." Millie says.
"Hmmm...." Lucy smirks. "Last person to eat Millie's ass loses a piece of clothing of Millie's choice." Lucy says.
Millie blushes, she gets on the bed and gets on all fours. Lucy slides Millie's panties down her legs and tosses them to the side. Lucy begins to eat out Millie's ass, Millie gasps and moans in pleasure as the girls take turns eating Millie's ass.
I'm the 4th one to eat Millie's ass. Leah was the 5th one and Ella was the last to eat Millie's ass. "Ella lose those shorts." Millie says.
Ella blushes darkly and takes off her shorts. "Ella your turn to pick the next task." Millie says.
Ella smirks. "Last one to grind against Y/n's face loses their panties." Ella says.
I blush darkly and lay on the bed, the girls take off their panties. Ella is the first on to sit in my face and grind against my face. Ella moans and grinds against my tongue as I eat her out. Next up is Leah, then Millie then Rachel and then Lucy.
Mary is the last one to grind against my face. "Mary you are the last one. Hehe lose your panties babe." Leah giggles as she teases our friend.
"O-Oh S-Shut up." Mary stutters and blushes darkly. I smirk and kiss her.
"Don't be shy baby, you're beautiful." I say as I pepper her neck and shoulder with kisses. Mary smiles. "Thank you baby." Mary says.
Mary blushes and slips off her panties and toss them off to the side. "Mary, your turn to pick the next task."
Mary nods and looks around the room as she tries to think of the next task. "The last one to grind their pussy against mine loses a piece of clothing." Mary says.
I smirk and get an idea. I decided to distract Rachel. I hold her form behind I slip my hand in her panties and tease her clit with my finger. Rachel pouts and moans and tires to get out of my grip.
"F-Fuck daddy, let me go ugh. This is cheating." Rachel moans.
I smirk and slip in a finger and slowly finger her. Rachel moans and bucks her hips and slowly grinds against my fingers Rachel turns into a moaning mess.
Leah moans loudly in pleasure as she grinds her pussy against Mary. "Watch baby." I say. Rachel moans and continues to grind against my finger as I slowly finger her.
"So sexy, them taking turns and rubbing their pussies against Mary's." I say. Rachel moans and continues to grind against my finger as I continue to slowly finger her.
Ella is the next one to grind her pussy against Mary's. Millie is the 3rd one Mary moans loudly in pleasure and squirts form the pleasure. "Mmm I'm gonna cum." Mary cries out of pleasure.
Millie smirks and moans as she grinds against Mary's pussy faster. Mary can't take it anymore, she cums like crazy Millie smiles as she feels Mary's juices on her abs, clit and thighs.
"Fuck that was extremely sexy." I say. The rest of the girls take turns grinding their pussies against Mary's. Rachel is the last one, I kiss Rachel's neck and help Rachel slip off her shirt.
"Your turn to pick the next task baby." I say whispering in her ear and squeeze Rachel's ass a bit.
Rachel smirks she reaches back and slowly strokes my dick as she looks back at me. "Last one to grind against Y/n's dick and makes her hard loses their bra." Rachel smirks and looks at Mary. "Or shirt.
Mary blushes, Mary pushes me back onto the bed. Mary smirks, she turns her back to me and slowly grinds against my dick. I moan and place my hands on her hips as she continues to grind against my dick. Mary giggles and stops.
Next up is Rachel. I smirk and moan as Rachel grinds against my dick. I can feel how wet she is through her panties. "Mmm fuck, you're soaking wet." I moan.
Rachel smirks and stops grinding against me. Next up Is Ella, Ella moans in pleasure from the friction as she grinds against my dick. I moan in pleasure and smirk as I feel how wet Ella is.
Next up is Leah, I moan as Leah smirks and slowly grinds against my dick. I moan and squeeze her ass. "Mmm fuck." I moan. Leah moans in pleasure as my bulge rubs against her folds over her panties.
"Mmm fuck." Leah moans.
She moans and stops, next up is Lucy. Lucy smirks, she turns her back to me, I moan as she slowly grinds her pussy against my dick. I moan and squeeze her ass a bit.
Lucy moans as I squeeze her ass. "Fucking hell baby, your ass is fat ass fuck." I moan. I moan a I feel how wet she is and she is soaking wet.
Lucy stops. I smirk and look at Millie, "You lost babe. Lose that bra."
Millie smirks and slips off her sports bra. "Mmm fuck baby, your tits look so fuckable." I moan and bite my lip as I check out her tits.
Millie smirks. "Yeah baby? You wanna fuck my tits and bust your load all over them?" Millie asks seductively.
I smirk and nod. "I most definitely do." I say.
Millie smirks. "Mmmm I'm sure you would."
"Millie your turn to pick the next task." I say.
Millie pauses for a moment and thinks about the next task and smirks. "Last one to grind against Y/n's abs loses their bra." Millie says.
I smile and take off my shirt and lay on the bed. Millie is the first one to straddle me and grinds against my abs. I bit my lip as I feel her juices soak through her panties and feel her juices in my abs.
Millie moans and massages my tits as she continues to grind against my abs. Millie moans in pleasure and stops, next up is Ella. After Ella Lucy goes, then Mary, then Rachel. Leah is the last one to grind against my abs.
"Lose that bra baby. I'll help you take it off." I say.
I sit up, kiss Leah deeply and slip her sports bra off and toss it to the side. "Leah it's your turn to pick the next task."
"Mmm the last one to finger Ella loses their panties." Leah says
Ella blushes darkly, she takes off her panties and sits on the bed. She spreads her legs giving us full access to her pussy.
I smirk and sit on the bed behind her. I help her spread  her legs with mine, I smirk and slip in two fingers and slowly pump my fingers in and out of her. Ella gasps and moans as I do this.
"Mmm fuck." Ella moans.
I smirk and continue to finger her, I finger her for another minutes and then slip my fingers out of her. Next up is Mary. Ella moans as Mary slips in two fingers and slowly fingers her. Next up is Millie, then Lucy and then Leah.
Last one is Rachel. Ella giggles, "lose them panties baby." Ella says. Rachel blushes darkly as she takes off her panties. Ella giggles and kisses Rachel.
"Don't be shy baby, you are beautiful." Ella says.
Rachel smiles. "Thank you.
"Rachel your turn to pick the next task." Ella says.
Rachel smirks. "Last one to strap Lucy for two minutes loses their panties."
I blush darkly, Rachel looks at me. "You can slide your dick inside her." Rachel says.
Lucy blushes, she takes off her panties and lays on the bed. Rachel smirks, the girls brought their strap ons, they had this shit planned. Rachel puts her on her strap on and slowly slides her rubber dick inside Lucy.
Lucy's gasps and moans as she takes the rubber dick deep inside her. "Mmm fuck." Lucy moans. Rachel smirks and slowly thrusts in and out of Lucy. After strapping Lucy for a couple minutes Rachel pulls out of her.
Ella is the next one to Strap Lucy. Ella smirks and straps Lucy, Lucy moans in pleasure. Ella kisses Lucy's and pulls out of her. Next one to strap Lucy is Millie. Then Leah. I smirk as I go next.
I slide my dick inside Lucy, Lucy gasps and moans as she takes all 12 inches deep inside her. "Holy shit, you're really deep in there." Lucy moans.
I smirk and slowly thrust in and out of her. Some of my precum leaks inside her after thrusting in and out of Lucy for 2 minutes, I slowly pull out of her. I notice Lucy's is super tense.
"You okay love?" I ask her.
".... I n-need to cum. I was about to cum when you pulled out of me." Lucy says sexually frustrated.
I smirk and look over at Leah. "Can I help her cum?"
Leah smirks and shrugs. "Sure why not."
I smile and slide my dick back inside Lucy. Lucy moans as she takes my length back inside her. "Mmm fuck baby, you're so tight and warm." I moan.
I lean down and make out with her as I continue to thrust in and out of her. Lucy moans in the kiss as I fuck her. Lucy moans, her walls clench around me letting me know that she's close to cumming.
"Let go baby, be a good girl and cum." I moan, Lucy moans and lets go, I smirk and feel her juices on my dick and abs. I help Lucy ride out her high and slowly pull out of her.
"Y-Your turn to pick the next task Brozne." I moan and stutter trying to comprehend that I was just balls deep inside Lucy bronze.
Lucy smirks and thinks about the next task. "First Mary lose your shirt you were the last one to strap me." Lucy says.
Mary blushes darkly and takes off her shirt and tosses it to the side. "I'm gonna change things up a bit." Lucy says. "The next task. Y/n is going to fuck Ella, and cum all over Ella's Folds, thighs, and abs. The last one to lick Y/n's cum off Ella loses their bra and panties." Lucy says.
Rachel smirks. "Or just their panties." Rachel says. Ella takes off her panties and lays on the bed. I join her on the bed, I rub my tip through her folds and slowly slide my dick deep inside her. Ella moans a she takes my length deep inside her.
Ella moans and takes a moment to adjust to my size. "Tell me when to move baby." I say.
"M-Move." Ella moans.
I moan and slowly thrust in and out of her. "Fuck Y/n looks so hot with her dick inside Ella fucking her." Rachel moans, Rachel and the girls touch themselves as they watch me fuck Ella's tight pussy.
"F-Faster." Ella moans.
I moan and thrust into her a bit faster, I moan in pleasure as my balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room. Ella's tits bounce up and down under her bra as I continue fucking her.
"Fuck....Fuck.....Fuck." Ella squeaks out with each thrust.
"Mmm fuck her slut pussy." Millie moans as she fingers herself.
"I'm cumming." Ella moans.
I moan in pleasure as I feel myself getting closer to cumming. "Ahhh I'm gonna cum." I moan in pleasure.  I moan as I feel my balls tughten.
I moan and quickly pull out of Ella, I moan and stroke my dick fast.
*Cumshot*
I moan in pleasure and cum all over Ella's folds, thighs, inner thighs and in her abs. I moan and slowly stroke my dick, the last of my cum spurting onto her. I moan and come down from her high, I smirk and run my tongue through Ella's folds.
Ella moans in pleasure as I do this. "Mmm fuck." Ella moans.
Leah is the new one to lick my cum off Ella. Then Lucy, then Mary, and Rachel. Millie was the last one. "Mmm lose those panties baby." I giggle and squeeze her ass.
Millie giggles and moans as I squeeze her ass. Millie takes off her panties and tosses them to the side.
To be continued in part 2
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Try list any Octo-Agents and think of an Episode you Think give them a Shining Moment
W O O F this took a while– I was thinking long and hard about this because there are SO MANY good moments and episodes 😅, and so many agents– it was difficult, but I’m happy with my answers 👀
Ranger Marsh’s Shine Episode is definitely The Monitor Lizards. I LOVE this episode, it’s one of my favourites in the whole series so far—not just because of the events in it, but as a concept. I LOVE the callback to the Great Swamp Search!! I watched the 2nd season blind, and seeing all these familiar faces was SUCH a fun surprise. It’s good for Ranger Marsh as a character, because it actually shows him doing his job as a Ranger, not as an Octo-Agent. It also reinforces the fact that he truly cares for and is friends with these creatures, even if they are invasive, and that he's willing to travel to check in on them. This is another episode that also proves (to me) that the writers know they’re dealing with an older audience for the show, and are more likely to delve into solid lore and continuity. This episode makes me really hopeful for more of that.
Natquik’s Shine Episode, WITHOUT QUESTION, is The Red Fox. Honestly I feel like I don’t need to explain why, but I will because I like talking ✨: Natquik is my favourite Octo-Agent, but overall we haven’t actually gotten that many episodes dedicated to him yet. The Red Fox gives us a close and personal look into what Natquik is like by himself (I love episodes where characters are alone 👀), how he deals with problems (by ignoring them until they get worse—which is interesting... *stares at Barnacles*...), and even hints toward his family, by showing us his family portraits, and leaving us wondering, “Where are they?” – There are so many moments I love in this episode, from when he first discovers the kits, decides to help them stay warm, rushes to protect Barnacles, to his bittersweet goodbye at the end. It’s all so perfect.
Tracker absolutely shines in The Missing Lake. Honestly, he shines a LOT in Above and Beyond, considering he never got his own episode in the main series, and was only in Operation Deep Freeze for two scenes. AnB has been really good to Tracker, and I’m so grateful they decided to make him an Agent. The Missing Lake sticks out to me the most, because for the most part he is by himself (and I’ve already mentioned my love for that <3), and unlike all his other episodes, we get to really see him be responsible and use his Polar Scout skills in action. He’s often portrayed as a follower, who just goes along with whatever he's told to do, but he takes charge twice in this episode: when he offers to help Rowan, and when he stays behind to save Buck. Love that for him.
Calico Jack. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Calico Jack....... I could talk forever about this funky old cat man. He doesn’t just shine, he GLOWS in every episode he’s in—but alas, for the sake of this post I will be focusing on The Harlequin Duck. I love the showing of his gentle parental instincts in this episode, and his singing; since we know he canonically has a theme song, that I headcanon he wrote himself. I think far too much, and often, about how he legit panicked when he realized the egg was missing. How his first instinct was to hide that fact from Captain Barnacles. He was terrified, having a full blown panic attack on screen. He apologizes to the mother duck with such genuine solace, and promises to get it back “On [his] honour as a pirate!” ...Which is extremely significant to me, considering Kwazii was the first character to EVER say the phrase: “On me honour as an Octonaut!” in The Flying Fish after Inkling’s book was lost – and of course as a final touch, I adore seeing him work with Pete to get the egg back. The way he tosses the egg in the air, fully trusting that Pete will catch it... they’re so in sync, just as pirate and parrot are meant to be ;)
Paani... I feel like there’s so much more to him than what we’ve seen so far, it almost feels unfair to assign him a “Shine Episode”. So, instead of highlighting a single episode, I’ll quickly talk about three that stick out (PS: you might sense a theme 🤣):
The Barnacle Geese - Uncle Paani. I like the “I’ll be my own uncle” joke, and the Edgar Allen Poe reference. I think Paani’s determination to help the chick (who doesn’t seem to want help) is nice to watch, and helps to prove his worthiness as an Agent—which is always fun considering his hesitance when Barnacles tried to recruit him in S1E1. In a way, this episode also makes Paani seem more like Barnacles. See my old post analyzing the show’s intro. (*Stares at the episode title* 👁️👁️)
The Arabian Camels - Take a shot of cocoa every time I mention my love for episodes where characters are forced to be by themselves. This one is especially interesting to me though, because we know that Paani was alone, for a very long time, before he met the Octonauts. He has no trouble working and getting by alone, and we get to see him exhibiting that, while being out of his element (a dry desert) at the same time; and that’s really cool.
The Lonely Frog - ...Y’know how they constantly make the Octonauts/Agents meet creatures with similar issues to them? Yeah. *Stares at the episode title.* *Stares at the end scene where he says “Kinda like when I met you guys!” before obnoxiously jumping into the lake, in response to Shellington+Peso saying “They never even knew each other existed before! [...] and now it’s like they’ve known each other all their lives!”* *STARES MORE AT THE EPISODE TITLE,,* *wonders how long Paani was actually alone before becoming an Agent...*
Pinto, where art thou? He wasn’t in S2 at all, which was a bit disappointing since we just saw him get an Octowatch in S1. I would’ve expected him to be pressing that button every chance he got, giving us a “Penguin who cried Octoalert” episode. But anyway,, The Curious Penguin is the PERFECT episode for Pinto. It shows his personality really well, and I love how his distractions and the things he learns and discovers help him to save the day in the end. I think Pinto (just like Kwazii) is a good portrayal of ADHD, and how he just needs to be in the right environment to succeed. Each time Pinto messes up or loses focus, isn’t because he was left alone and couldn’t be trusted—it’s because he was left alone and understimulated. So when he’s thrown into a sudden high-stakes situation, all of his focus hones in on the moment, and he’s able to save Dashi and Paani by himself.
AND, because you didn’t say it had to be an Above and Beyond moment, I want to throw some love at The Oarfish episode from the main series. In this episode, Pinto no longer views Peso as “less” than an Octonaut, and is so excited to watch him do his job—it’s really cute!! His impulsivity is once again a positive thing—granted, it seems to annoy Peso a little, but when you think about it he kinda saved the day by being impulsive. He sounded the Octoalert without permission, which let the captain know to come back before their radio signal cut out, and by being unafraid of the “monster” and swimming outside, he was able to discover what the problem was so that Peso could help. He did good.
Pearl.... I love Pearl a lot, but I can’t think of one specific episode that comes to mind for her. I love The Pupfish because it introduces Peri to AnB, and I love how he teaches her how to tie a knot, so she can save the algae (and Glen). I like The Bison episode because it’s interesting watching her not doing something with algae for once, and The Pink Glacier because her and Kwazii’s dynamic was something I didn’t know I needed, but now I want more of (/p).
Ryla. Possibly controversial opinion: I liked Ryla in The Caves of Sac Actun, more than I like her now in Above and Beyond. I know she’s only gotten 3 episodes so far, but she’s really missing something. Sac Actun gave us lore on her right off the bat: she’s old friends with Dashi, she’s a skilled cave explorer, she’s spunky, she’s purple. AnB hasn’t given us much yet. So far her only shtick is caves, and that’s getting a bit repetitive. Consider every moment she has in Sac Actun as her “Shining Moment”, because honestly that whole movie is a 10/10.
Koshi,,,, she hasn't gotten that much yet, but I'm gonna say The Longfin Eels is her Shine Episode. I like the way she narrates the whole episode, because it's very in-character. Plus we know she’s literally writing about this adventure in her diary as she's telling it, as if it were a mystery book. She reminds me of narrators from 1920s film noirs, and that’s cool. Also! Honorary mention of the scene when she gets her Octowatch: I loved that for her <3
Min is below the cut, because my answer for her includes some very heavy SEASON 5 SPOILERS, including SCREENSHOTS:
All of Min's appearances so far are dear to my heart. However, my favourite has to be her own introductory episode: The Giant Chinese Salamander.
The Rainforest Rescue is another amazing episode for Min—she’s a wonderful character on her own, of course—but I think we can all agree that she and Inkling are very adorable together (no matter how you interpret their relationship).
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When Above and Beyond aired on Netflix, there was a lot of confusion around Min, from the younger audience and other fans who hadn’t seen S5. The Giant Chinese Salamander introduces Min with a 20-minute special; showing her in high-stakes action with Kwazii, bonding with the Octonauts, being an all-around Cool Person™, and a flashback of how she met Inkling when they were younger.
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She saved his life. He was thrown far inland by a rough storm, and was trapped until she found him. I honestly headcanon that Min partially (if not outright) inspired Inkling to form the Octonauts, and this moment could have literally sealed the fate of EVERYTHING we know.
But! Until S5 comes out, that's all I've got to say~ 👋💝
#i wanted to include screenshots for everyone's answers but there wasn't enough room and this post is big enough as it is 😅#so instead y'all get an essay jdhdjdks <33#octonauts above and beyond#octo-agents#about time i start using that tag lol#octonauts#am i going to one day make a giant analysis on cj in anb?? honestly maybe. there's so much there to talk about- i'm obsessed with him lmao#but it prbly won't be for a while#also. a message from future me when s3 is out: ''the natquik and tracker episode is amazing and a huge shine moment for both of them <3''#/hj#fun fact i started writing this post in an openoffice document xD i was comparing all the eps to try to figure out the best ones#long post#all paani's eps are s2 eps bc i rly wasn't sure how i felt about him in s1. but s2 solidified my love for him <3#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think a barnacles and pinto episode would be really good. thats all#the curious penguin is also a good episode for teaching kids that it's okay and good to be curious and ask questions!! love that about it!#kwazii is peak adult adhd rep and pinto is peak child adhd rep. thank you for coming to my tedtalk. /srs#hhhhgggggnn i love the cats so much. if we ever get more baby kwazii content you'll never stop hearing about it from me#please enjoy this post. i worked Really Hard on it /gen 💞🥹#this post has been in my drafts for 50 years goodness gracious. take it away from me 🤣#bonus answer for paani: i really like the secret beneath the snow--#specifically the scene where he puts himself in front of gus to protect him from ''wolves''#like. yo. /pos#it felt like something barnacles would've done yk? and that's fun :))#i love min. i started writing this post before s5's english release got announced and i was talking about how i wanted anb#to give us more min and inkling content so we didn't have to wait 74363832 years to learn more about them xD#but now I'm SO EXCITEDDDD#. so excited for You Guys to watch S5#bc I've seen it already and have been living in a constant state of restraining myself from giving spoilers–#cough.#TAG LIMIT REACHED HDHDBSBSJWBSUDBSJSJDHSH
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a minute of silence to my skills to estimate how long a project is ever going to take
#my google calendar and Carl bot (and my friends) have been kind enough to inform me today was the estimated posting date of heist au#suffice to say that is not happening#it would have been rad to make a habit out of the co-occurrence of starting a new job and starting to post a finished WIP but alas#that will not be happening for a while longer#I have no idea when will I find the time for writing between two jobs and the big bang but. we'll work something out.#but hey it's good to give your projects breathing space so your brain can do the work in the background and solve the problems for you#I'll probably need to go back and revamp the whole last chapter I've been working on#but I'm still too sick and jet lagged and sick to be thinking about that so I'll consume some more media in the meantime#and complain about how bad the fic I'm listening to is. like god it's supposed to be so romantic and cute and he's literally#depriving her bodily autonomy and her friends support him I want to leave a strongly worded comment so bad#I will not be doing that but god it's so awful I should have stopped listening to this fic long ago. so that's a lesson learned.#put the fucking fic down there's plenty of stuff that's going to be better#hot take I sure no one saw coming sometimes things that are popular are actually bad#anyway have some stream of fucking consciousness /ref to another fic I'm fighting hard to keep discontinued#I know I won't like it why is this so hard#heist au should have been posted today based on maths btw. maths I did wrong for the first time which means it should have been posted#a year ago really#not like I have the proper structure to do a heist au daily#but it would have been fun to post the first chapter on the exact day it takes place. idk just for flavour#does all this make any sense? hardly. this is a diary entry and my two braincells are firing random thoughts at each other#that's fine though. it's all fine. here have some popcorn to go with all this nonsense 🍿🍿🍿 <3#(and also all the drama in the new shadow and bone season. ugh it's so good I love Wesper SO. MUCH. or just Waylan. and Nikolai.#he's my blorbo assigned at first relevant information. relavant information: he's my friend's blorbo#but gods he's so my type it's scary. of course I'll have him as my blorbo. of course of course!#*puts him on a shelf next to Adrien Draco and Hunter*#*steps back to think before putting Waylan there too and sitting Zuko on the far end*#war crimes look so good on them :3#miaing#heist au
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ettawritesnstudies · 11 months
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asexualannoyance · 1 year
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i very desperately want some good pete angst
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allthegothihopgirls · 3 months
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you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.
you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.
by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.
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"So, and I can't believe I have to be the guy to point this out," Doc starts hesitantly.
"Terrible start! Go on," Cleo says.
"But you seem to be one of the only sane people left right now," Doc continues.
"Even more terrible, although I appreciate your delusion," Cleo says.
"And I have to--you know, if you're going to make fun of me for bringing you a problem maybe I just won't. I can solve it myself. I basically solved the moon thing myself," Doc says. "I am trying to be responsible before this turns into a whole thing."
"Doc, you came to me. Did you want anything that wasn't me making fun of you? Because you know, if so, I really feel bad for you. I already feel bad enough for you that you think you actually managed to do anything at all about the moon thing."
Doc throws his hands up. "I am trying to warn you the ocean is evil! It's important! This is important!"
"The deep sea being evil isn't new," Cleo starts, "I was building Atlantis last season--"
"It sent, sent, salmon people to kill me!"
Cleo stops. They look Doc in the eyes. They search for any signs of deception at all. It's a little hard to tell, on account of Doc only having one eye even capable of expressiveness, and his face being the opposite of human, but...
"What?" Cleo says dumbly.
"It was like, like, Beef and Skizz, they were crazy! They were talking about a giant fish and how I shouldn't defy it. And I was like, what is a Big Salmon? I don't know, man, but they're ocean mobsters. And then I started looking. It's not just them. It's not just them Cleo, it's everyone. The ocean, man, it's evil, it's getting everyone. I've, I've made a list. Grian. Have you looked at Grian lately?"
"I think if we were worried about every time Grian got possessed then we wouldn't have any free time," Cleo says hesitantly.
"Right, right, but it was supposed to be Demise. The killing each other, all of the killing each other. I thought, oh, that'll get it out of their systems. But it's not just him Cleo! It's--have you seen Gem? She's all, oh, I will build a boat. Oh, I'll provoke the creatures of the deep. And then. Do you know what I saw all of Team ZITS doing? Fishing!"
"Doc," Cleo says, increasingly concerned for him. He looks... disheveled.
"And not just fishing, oh no. They were standing in the water fishing! And Pearl! Have I mentioned that Pearl is dressing up as a salmon? I mentioned that, yes? The salmon Pearl?"
"You hadn't, unless that was the big fish thing," Cleo says.
"No, that was something different, I think Pearl is maybe a different salmon."
"Sure, okay, more than one salmon, that makes sense," Cleo says dryly.
"And everyone, they are fishing each other around the ocean, yes? Etho is in the ocean! XB is in the ocean! I think I saw Joe crawl out of the ocean earlier, he was all wet and haunted! Surely that is a sign the ocean is evil."
"No, he's just like that," Cleo says. "Also, I did the fishing rod thing too. I think it's just... normal fun."
"They're getting you too. My assessment that you're the sane one. I've said too much."
"I think you need sleep," Cleo says. "Doc, there isn't an ocean-based conspiracy. It's the start of the season. You know we're just like this."
"That's the thing, I can't sleep," Doc says. "I can't. I sleep and I see it. I see it, lurking beneath the waves. It's calling for me Cleo. It's calling. And when it calls, it seems so--kind. But then. But then! I wake up, and I remember the shape of it, and..."
Doc shudders and stops talking. Cleo looks at him a moment longer and then, like comforting a nervous animal, takes his shoulder.
"You should take a nap. It's the start of the season. You're over-stressing yourself. Too much too fast?" they say, as soothingly as possible.
"It's coming for us," Doc says. "It's coming. I don't want to ignore it this time, yes? What's coming for us. We should--we should--"
"Even if it is, Doc, I don't think we can fight the ocean. Come on. Maybe sleeping in my base will help reset your brain."
Doc shudders, but lets Cleo guide him inside. They watch until at last he falls asleep fitfully before shaking their head and sighing.
"A giant fish that was trying to kill him. Honestly. I don't know where he gets these things from. Always a conspiracy with him..."
They decide to go to Ren. Ren knows how to humor Doc. Surely they can get in their ridiculous games again, and Doc will forget all about this. Doc would enjoy the Ministry of Ministries. Maybe he can be an anarchist or something. That would be good for him.
Doc cries out in his sleep. Cleo turns to him.
Then again, they have this strange sinking feeling in their stomach. Doc's... awfully worked up.
But it's Doc.
Surely it's nothing.
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Show me where it hurts (part 1)
Miguel O'Hara x spiderwoman!reader
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(AO3 Mirror), Part 2, Main Masterlist
summary: Miguel's acting weird, and you make it your mission to find out exactly what's going on.
warnings: no warnings for this chap, pg-13, swearing and canon level violence. smut next chapter xoxo
a/n: this is a combination of 2 asks and this post I saw on here a while ago: flirty/ snarky fem reader, Miguel during a ""rut"" (I don't know if it counts as a rut really, but its to do with his animal instincts/DNA) and Lyla playing matchmaker.  I had so much fun writing this, enjoy :D
(i wrote this pre seeing spiderverse 2, so i think characterisation is a little off, esp for Lyla, apologies! I'll fix it in my upcoming fics)
edit: I use the term "bichita" which I have been informed can be read not as I intended in Spanish. I'm not a native speaker so I want to apologise in advance. I'm doing more research for my future fics and leaving this up as a testament to my stupidity. Spanish speakers, feel free to correct me / clown my ass in the comments. My bad guys :(
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You think Miguel is avoiding you. 
One of your closest friends, giving you the runaround for months, it seems. Calling the two of you close friends is a little extreme, sure. You've only known O'Hara for two years, and been in love with him for slightly less than that, thank you very much. And yes, he refuses to call you by anything but your last name. And the last time you saw him he wouldn't so much as look at you, but that was besides the point. 
"..the point," You tell Lyla, in between exasperated bites of cereal, "... is that aren't elite forces of spiderpeople supposed to, you know, have some spiderpeople kick ass once in a while? And where exactly is our fearless leader? I haven't seen O'Hara's scary ass in weeks, and I'm starting to miss it."
She gives you a look, one that says this isn't what I'm programmed for , but you pointedly ignore it. 
"His ass, by the way." You clarify. "I very specifically miss his ass. Remind me to get his routine. I know girls that would kill for…"
"How the fuck did you get in here?" A voice croaks. You turn behind you and see Miguel, not in his suit, but wrapped up in a blanket like he's just woken up. And he looks rough, like a train ran him over on the way here: puffy eyes, splotchy skin, tension kneaded into his brow. 
"Wow." Your spoon drops into the milk. "You look like shit.." 
He furrows his brow even deeper, if that was possible. " Mierda. You shouldn't be here." 
"This isn't quite the welcome party I was expecting, man. I'm the only one to actually turn up to one of your meetings, and this is what I get?" 
"I thought I told Lyla to cancel," He mutters, pinching the bridge of his nose. 
"Cancel? Since when do you miss a chance to talk about rules and protocol?" 
"I don't have time for this-" 
"-and I'm not leaving without a proper explanation. Is everything okay?" 
"It's actually way worse now you're here." He deadpans. 
"Haha ." You turn to Lyla. "You drop everything to travel halfway across the multiverse and this asshole won't even say thanks." 
"Thanks, but this asshole needs you to leave. Now." 
This is the most he's spoken to you in forever, and you hate that you like it. You just want his attention, however it comes. If that means dragging this out so maybe he acknowledges you, touches you, looks at you - then so be it. Squinting, you get closer to him. You scan his face for anything to latch onto. You put a hand on his shoulder, still searching. 
"You sure you're alright? You know you can tell me if-" 
"Si, si." He grits his teeth, looking away. "M'just fine. I'll explain…. later."
"...because I'm your right hand man?" You grin, poking at his brow. "Stop frowning so much Miguel, you're gonna ruin that pretty face of yours."
He flushes, nervous, and swats you away. "-what? N-No. You're not my right hand man and I like my face just the way it is. Now, leave. "
Making your way to the door, you tap your nose teasingly. "You know where to find me!" 
When the door closes with a click, you make your way down the corridor, and stop in your tracks when you hear it. It's muffled, but with the strain of your supersenses you can make out Miguel's voice just beyond the wall. 
"I just…. don't want her to see me like this… Lyla, it's not happening… I can't tell her…." Tell her what, exactly? 
Resolutely, you make up your mind. Miguel O'Hara's got a secret. And before you leave for home, you're gonna do everything in your God given power to wear him down and find out. 
~~~
Despite his insistence otherwise, you liked to think of yourself as O'Hara's right hand man - and most of the other spiderpeople thought so too. You were one of the very first he recruited, after crash landing onto your earth like a spiderman-shaped meteor; the two of you were inseparable. Miguel was stubborn and headstrong and thought he was right all the time. Infuriatingly, he was, but that didn't stop you from telling him to get his head out of his own ass when his ego grew too big. 
He was different around you, you think. Softer, sometimes. Harsher, other times. He told you what you needed to hear whether you wanted to or not; the result of mutual respect and agonising persistence. Slowly, you had chipped away his hard exterior; the one he built because he thought he needed to push people away. In that regard, you were similar, but this need manifested in you like a weed - an awful, awful compulsion to joke and laugh at your own expense, to keep others at an arm's length. You had spent your whole life picking and pruning away at yourself, looking for perfection. Even after all this, multiverse-hopping and fighting alongside people who were the closest things you had to friends , it wasn't enough. There was still something missing. 
Ironically, Miguel had told you something similar the one of the last times you had spoken. You had fucked up a mission, well and truly. In the aftermath, all you can remember is coming back to base, limping on Jessica's arm. 
"She's hurt!" She cries out. Lyla materialises and leads you both to the med bay, inspecting any visible wounds. There's a deep laceration, sticky with blood, at the base of your stomach. You shift onto the bed and hiss with pain. 
Miguel is quick to follow, face twisted with confusion, pain, sadness. Even in your haze, you feel the tension radiating off of him as he drags over a cart of supplies. 
"What happened?" He strains. 
"I don't even… it happened so fast. We got ambushed, and all of a sudden I'm on the ground. I wasn't thinking straight and… " She sobs. "...she jumped in front of me. God, she saved my life-" 
"-wasn't your fault, Jess." You croak, trying to sit up. "And I'm fine. Just need to walk it off…"
"Sit, bichita," His nickname makes you frown, despite yourself, and you settle back down. "Lyla, what's the damage?"
Your vision goes spotty, and Lyla's voice barely registers. All you can feel is searing pain in your side, but Miguel is warm, oh so warm. You clutch his arms, and force him to look you in the eye. 
"M'ready, Miguel." He nods weakly, but you don't think he understands. "I mean it . I can lead, j-just need another chance and I won't let you down… Jess, tell him that I can-" 
"It's okay. I believe you. You just need to relax for me, hmm?" He clutches at your hand, tight, and it's like you're the only two people in the world. "You did good. I promise."
Faintly, you nod. You feel a pinch at your arm, and Jessica's there, with an empty vial of something in her hands. The pain washes over you, and you fight to keep your eyes open. In those last few moments of light, you swear you feel a shaky kiss pressed to your temple. 
"Sleep, mi bichito amoroso. Sleep."
When you come to, you're still in the medbay, moonlight streaming through. Well, artificial moonlight. Time worked a little differently here, something Miguel explained to you a while ago - God knows what about dilation and quantum interference. It makes you smile now, remembering his frustration as he tried to explain to no avail. You were the only spiderman this side of the multiverse without a degree in quantum tech, you had said with a lopsided smile. 
You move to sit, and pain shoots up your side. Groaning, you push through it, determined to get out of this bed and find the others. As if on cue, Miguel walks in, almost leaping towards you. 
"You should… mierda ! You should be resting in bed."
You pout as you stumble into his chest. He hooks an arm around you and leads you back. You clamber in, sighing. "M'fine, O'Hara."
"Your guts were halfway out of your body less than 24 hours ago. So stay put, or you might give me another heart attack."
You scoff, incredulous. "You were worried?" 
He shrugs. " 'Course I was."
"Why? You know I'm practically indestructible." You give him a shit eating grin, and poke the frown appearing at his brow. He doesn't bat you away like he usually does. 
"Famous last words, bichita." He sighs. You can't speak a lick of Spanish, but you know he only calls you that word when you've frustrated him to his limit. So you take it as a win, for now. 
He drops into the chair next to you. "How are you feeling?" 
"Just peachy, dollface." You wink, and he doesn't so much as groan. 
"I'm being serious. You went through something pretty traumatic…"
"You want me to tell you it hurts, so, so bad, daddy? " You pout and flutter your eyelashes mockingly. Miguel shifts in his seat, unable to make eye contact. 
"That's not what I meant."
"What did you mean, O'Hara? I feel fine. And in a couple of days, I'll feel even better, and I'll be up and about. I can finish what we started and-" 
"-no, absolutely not." He frowns. "A couple of days? I'm sending you home-" 
"You can't do that! On whose fucking authority?"
"On the authority of you almost fucking died ! Keeping you safe is our priority right now-" 
"God, is this my punishment? This is a low blow, O'Hara. You know how hard I've worked for this: months of surveillance and intel a-and I did everything by the book, just like you told me to." You croak. "I fucked up . I know that, and I feel terrible. Give me a chance to make things right; that's all I'm asking. I can do it, I know it. "
He looks at you for a moment, something heavy in his expression. His face contorted, he strips you down to the bone with just his gaze. His voice is so quiet, you almost miss it. 
"....you're still trying to prove yourself, aren't you?"
Honestly, it catches you off guard. You don't even know what the fuck that means, let alone why he said it.
"I don't… I d-don't…?" 
"They all love you. Respect you. More than me I think, sometimes." He chuckles at that. "You're good at what you do. The best . What else are you trying to prove? What else do you need ?" 
Your throat goes dry. You couldn't speak if you wanted to. 
"I'm not punishing you. You made a mistake, but you don't need to be crucified for it. I just want to keep you safe. I can't… we can't lose you."
"Miguel-"
"-this isn't a discussion. And I'm not trying to argue, although I know how much you like to argue." He inches closer, cupping your face gently. You try to move away, blinking back tears. But his hands are steady and he strokes your jaw with so much tenderness you think you hear your heart break. He's pretty, so pretty. You don't deserve him, you think. "There'll be time to fight, bichita. Rest. That's your mission right now."
"C-can't sleep." You breathe. "It hurts." 
Miguel pauses, head tilted like he's thinking. He taps your shoulder. "Scoot over."
You do as he says, and he slips into the bed with you. It's a tight fit, but he manages, placing you on his chest with an arm gently around your shoulders. You bury your face in his hoodie, sniffling and hoping he doesn't notice you choking back sobs. Absentmindedly, he settles into a rhythm, gentle breathing and playing with your hair, soothing you softly. He pretends he can't hear the tears. 
"M'gonna stay here until you're asleep. For as long as you need."
You nod, unable to speak for fear of breaking down. 
~~~
The days after felt like a blur. You woke up to Miguel gone, and an ache in your heart. Jess visits as much as she can, and Ben calls you a couple times, to see if you're okay. Peter B brings Mayday, and she clambers all over your bed, bringing some life into the room. Miguel doesn't visit per se - you hear whispers of him, Lyla visiting in his stead for comprehensive status updates. Once, you wake up in the night to see him on the adjacent chair, head lolling in deep sleep. He looks peaceful, calm - one of the first times you haven't seen his brow furrowed with worry. Of course, he's gone by the morning. 
The very last time you saw him, he opened the portal home. It was weird, after everything, but if Miguel felt the same you wouldn't know. Talking at a thousand miles a minute, he alternates between assuring you they'll be fine without you and situation reports from spider people all across the multiverse. Things you'd missed whilst bedbound, asking for advice before you left. He trusted your judgement and the thought warmed your heart, almost making you forget that he completely brushed past the previous nights before. 
You still remember the last thing he had said to you, which would've been weeks ago, now. 
"...and if you need anything, and I mean anything, you call me directly. Not Jess, not Ben, and certainly not Peter B. Call me, and I'll answer, I promise. You need help, you need advice, you just need someone to talk to, then-"
"-I call you. I get it, O'Hara. Will do." He opens the portal, watching as you walk towards it. He can't take his eyes off of you, even though you can't see him. At the last moment you turn, and run towards him. You almost knock him over with a hug. Burying his head in the crook of your shoulder, he hugs you back, ever careful of your injury. Separating, your smile almost knocks him over again. Weakly, he smiles back as you head through the portal, back home. 
You're left with that feeling, of his arms around your body - warm, so warm - as you putter about by the switchboard. After careful deliberation (you were really, really bored ) you'd taken to manage the Multi Modal Multiversal Switchboard - as aptly named by Miguel. Everyone else called it the Big Red Phone of course, but he had insisted on calling it by its proper name . Every. Time. 
The thought makes you chuckle as you call up Peter B. His icon flashes on the screen in front of you. With a click, he picks up the call, his face materialising holographically in front you. A little hand reaches up and tugs at his ear. 
"Ow… ouch … Dad's on the phone, honey."
"Aww! How's my favourite Parker doing?" 
"Not bad, actually! MJ just made us probably the best burger this side of New York-"
"-sorry, Peter? Me and May are trying to have a conversation." You hear her giggle in the background. Her gap toothed grin pops into frame and she babbles excitedly. "...yeah, exactly May. That's literally what I said."
"Okay, okay, that's enough." He puts the toddler down and watches her scurry away. "You're feeling better, I see."
"Yeah, back in action. Thought I'd check in."
"All good here." He squints, trying to take in your surroundings. "You're at HQ?" 
You hum.
"Could've sworn Lyla cancelled…"
"Yeah, didn't get the memo. But I think something's wrong with O'Hara."
He gives you a weird look. "Uhhh, what makes you think that?" 
"He won't even look at me. Was it something I said? Something I did?" Your eyes narrow. "...what do you know, Peter?"
"Nothing! Absolutely nothing!" He scoffs, a little too quickly, clutching his chest like you've offended him. He's stared down some of the scariest villains around, but the look you give him is truly chilling. "Just… uhhh. You didn't hear this from me." 
"Naturally…"
"We tracked 'em down, the guys that ambushed you and Jessica."
"The Sinister Six? From Earth-215?"
"Yeah, but by the time we got there, it was just Kraven and some of his goons. Miguel got there first, and…." He gulps. "He was pissed. Trashed the whole place looking for the rest of 'em. Beat Kraven half to death and we had to pull him off."
"Shit."
"Yeah, it was pretty rough. Never seen him like that before. And just generally? He'd been weirdly quiet, a little grumpy, more aggressive on missions. I don't know what's gotten into him."
"Hmmm. Thanks, Pete."
"No problem, sweetheart. And if the big guy asks… "
"...this didn't come from you, I know." Weakly, you smile. "Say hi to my favourite Parkers, for me." 
" 'Course I will. We should celebrate, if you're back officially. Mine and MJ's is always open."
"Good to know. I'll see you around."
He waves goodbye, and the hologram clicks off. Sighing, you try to piece together what you've just heard. 
Miguel: acting weird. Well, you knew that already. Aggressive was new. And Lyla? She had canceled, but not for you, for some reason. An honest mistake, perhaps. But Lyla doesn't make mistakes… 
You stew for a couple of hours, puttering about the switchboard, twiddling your thumbs. Something's wrong, and for some reason you're afraid to see him. To have him look straight through you, again, when you ask to do the same. Show me where it hurts. Tell me how to make it better.  
On the way there, you chew your lip in anticipation. In the corridor, you're outside the door to his place, hand hovering above the door. To knock, to call. In the harsh fluorescent light, you hesitate. 
"Lyla?" Nervously, you sink down onto the floor. It's hard to explain, but you don't expect her to actually come; to materialise in front of you. 
"How can I assist you?" She says with a ding. 
"Uhh… hi. Just wanted to talk." You pause, clicking your tongue. "Can you be honest with me?" 
"I can only be honest with you. It is not in my programming to lie, unless specified by my owner."
"Sure. Cool. It's about him, actually. Is Miguel okay?" 
She tilts her head, as if processing your request. "Okay is a subjective term. Is Mr O'Hara alive? Yes. Is Mr O'Hara physically well? Yes. By those terms, he is okay ."
Too vague for your own liking. "I guess I meant more… his emotional state. To the best of your knowledge… in your opinion , Lyla: is Miguel okay?" 
"...I believe Mr O'Hara is experiencing some emotional turmoil."
You frown. "Oh. Do you know why?" 
"Mr O'Hara has instructed me not to disclose that information with you."
"Fair enough. But you don't have to tell me… I could just ask questions?" 
She nods. "There is nothing in my programming that prevents me from answering some questions within certain parameters." 
"Did I do something? Not just today but… last time I was here. Did I say something to hurt or upset him? Is that why he's acting weird?"
"No." She says blankly. "And yes. I suppose it is… complicated." She gestures around that word. 
"I'm a little confused, Lyla."
She sits next to you, on the cool tile. Not that she could feel it, but it feels more intimate - like two friends talking. The extent of Lyla's consciousness, you weren't sure of. Was she alive? To you, she might as well be. Could she think, feel, emote? Maybe, maybe not. You weren't smart enough to understand the nuances of her programming. But you were human enough to see it in her - something glittering beyond the surface. 
It could be projection, but you swear her voice is softer. "He has a name for you. When he speaks about you, and to you. I have it logged in my memory database. Do you know what that is?" You shake your head. 
Lyla opens up her palm and projects videos and images - little Miguel's popping up in her palm, tinny and gruff voices ringing through the hallway. They say your name, shout your name, whisper it. Some say other things in Spanish. Curse words had always been your assumption, and he had given you no reason to think otherwise. Now, having it played back to you, you hear a tenderness in his voice you would've missed. Words and phrases that come up again and again…
"Bichita." She repeats. "Bichito del amor. Mi bichito amoroso. "
You shake your head, still confounded. "...I don't speak Spanish, Lyla." 
"Little bug. Sweetheart. Lovebug. My little lovebug." She clears her throat. "I believe they are terms of endearment."
Steadfast, she directs you towards her palm. Another small Miguel appears, and you think it's him from this morning. 
"I thought I told you not to let anyone in, Lyla?" 
"I did not let her in. She let herself in using the code you previously gave her, Mr O'Hara."
"Yeah, for emergencies. Fuck. Mi bichita, too smart for her own good."
"...If you are in distress, I believe she would understand, Mr O'Hara."
"I just think it's too much. I don't want her to see me like this." 
"According to Alchemax files, previous subjects showing this kind of aggression benefitted from-"
"Lyla, it's not happening, no chance. I can't tell her."
The figure blinks out of her palm. "Mr O'Hara has forbid me from telling you about certain things."
"...but not from showing me." Your eyes meet hers. You give her a watery smile. "Thank you." 
With a hint of a smile, she nods and is gone from the corridor. You are left alone, with nothing but your thoughts of little lovebugs rattling around in your brain.
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