A veces es necesario callar para escuchar lo que realmente queremos decir.

Y/N: How can someone say Elijah is a monster? He is the most precious soft little soul! Elijah: *wiping the blood off his face* Y/N: Look at him, just look at him. How could you call him a monster?

A collection of incorrect Radioapple quotes because I have a problem and I'm making it yours

Lucifer, talking to Alastor on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Alastor: You bet! Lucifer: At what temperature? Alastor: 535. Lucifer: That's the clock. Alastor: Lucifer: Alastor: 536. -- Lucifer: Alastor was banned from the buffet, so we had to go out of town to get some. Alastor: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Lucifer: Alastor, you ate the chef. -- Alastor: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Lucifer: Twelve, actually. Alastor: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Lucifer: Yours! Alastor: That's right, no one's. -- Lucifer: Okay, truth or dare? Alastor: Truth Lucifer: How many hours have you slept this week? Alastor: Alastor: ...Dare Lucifer: Go to bed. Alastor: I don’t like this game. -- Lucifer: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Alastor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly! -- Lucifer: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Alastor: Only if you also don't ask why Alastor: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Lucifer: Alastor: Lucifer: This one is fine -- Lucifer: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Alastor: Alastor: Lucifer, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Lucifer: *Sips coffee from bowl*

[Remus runs into the Gryffindor dorm room he shares with Sirius and the others.] Sirius: What's wrong? Remus: Snape figured it out. I don't know how, but he knows I'm a werewolf. He's been telling everyone that I'm some kind of beast. Sirius: Don't cry. I can fix this! Remus: How?! Sirius: Just watch [leaves the dorm] ___ [The next morning in the Great Hall] James: So Remus, why does the whole school seem to believe you are a sex god? Remus: head in hands [James turns and looks at Sirius knowingly] Sirius: What?! I just told everyone he was a beast in bed.

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes:

Billy: “We are not gonna cry over a guy that doesn’t know what y=mx+b means”

Y/n: “Do you?”

Billy: “This isn’t about me.”

Darkwing: I have to face Negaduck who drove a tank to my house, mouse! I Bet none of your enemies have tanks!

Mickey: Vulter has a submarine.

Darkwing: Well- Mouse- Negaduck can ruin my good name by pretending to me!

Mickey: Miklos, evil look like.

Darkwing: EVIL AGENTS

Mickey: ...You aren't going to believe this-

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

FinnPoe Incorrect quotes pt 1/?

Garak: Fear of starvation amid plenty. It points to some dark secret hidden in the human soul. A gnawing hunger. perhaps someone should do a study.

Bashir: If you call that hunger, you should see my appetite in bed.

Garak: What?!

Bashir: What??

Kirk: Do you have anything to say about the last mission, Spock?

Spock: … No, not really.

Bones: I do!

Kirk: I know, Bones.

Bones: This ship and its actions stresses me out!

Bones (looking at Spock): And he does too!

Kirk: I know, Bones.

Mayor: *kidnaps reader again*

Y/N: *whips out a get of jail free card* Whoops, you gotta let me go now sir-

Mayor: *grinning wickedly* The game ended three hours ago, dear, and I won

Winter: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Reynold: Wow. They sound stupid.

Winter: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Reynold: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Winter: I guess you’re right. Hey Reynold, I love you!

Reynold: See! Just say that!

Winter: Holy f***ing s***.

Reynold: If that flies over their head then, sorry Winter, but they're too dumb for you.

Winter: Reynold.

Klaus: Y/N, did it hurt? Y/N: What? Klaus: When you fell from heaven? Elijah, already furious in jealousy: NO, BECAUSE I CAUGHT HER BEFORE SHE FELL!

Jace: I don't know what the hell is happening and I have somehow been left in charge Harwin: You should never be left in charge Jace: You don't think I know that?!

[Shinsou goes up to his boss Aizawa] Shinsou: I think the new guy is stealing coffee. Aizawa: *looking tired* What makes you say that? Shinsou: *deadpan expression points to the new guy* Kaminari: *whole body vibrating*

regulus: Are we really going to let barty keep evan? dorcas: We kept pandora.