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incorrectquotesheartstopper · 11 months

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Tori and Charlie: [watching Olly play]

Charlie: Look at him. He’s having so much fun. He’s so happy.

Tori: Yeah.

Charlie: How long do you think it’ll be until he loses the will to live?

Tori: I don’t remember ever having one.

Charlie: Yeah, that kid’s doomed.

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rhetorical-conscience · 8 months

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Charlie: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.

Charlie: Last night I lost Nick at a party and found him outside trying to befriend a stray cat.

Charlie: Upgrades.

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liv45no · 2 months

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Dorcas: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s addicted to dragon soup.

Marlene: I’m passing the phone to a ginger.

Lily:

Lily: I am passing the phone to someone who’s mean to everyone.

Regulus: first of all, that was a lie, second of all, I’m passing the phone to the person with the hugest glasses you have ever seen in your whole life ever.

James: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s really annoying in the morning because they have so much energy.

Mary: hello! I am passing the phone to the biggest undercover party animal!!

Remus: ...I am passing the phone to the person who’s mostly to go home early from a party because it’s past his bedtime.

Sirius:

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behold-the-brave-battalion-17 · 1 year

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Tao: This is my girlfriend, Elle. She’s talented, beautiful, powerful, and amazing.

Nick: This is my boyfriend, Charlie. He’s adorable, smart, wonderful, and I’d die for him.

Tara: This is my girlfriend, Darcy. She’s not allowed in public by herself anymore.

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jupiterslifelessmoons · 9 months

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Nick in Paris: “I’m bilingual, actually”

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incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes · 3 days

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Barty: due tazze di caffè, per favore

Evan:

Barty: What?

Evan: Since when do you speak Italian?

Barty: My mom is Italian

Evan: Since when?

Barty:

Barty: Since her birth

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heartstopper-incorrects · 8 months

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tori: *angrily presses michael against a wall* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

michael:

michael: are we about to kiss?

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ggmay123 · 9 months

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heartstopper incorrect quotes pt 2

Darcy: Nothing lasts forever. Change is inedible.

Tara, holding back tears: Don’t….Don’t you mean it’s inevitable?

Darcy, who has been using this entire conversation as a setup for the world’s worst magic trick: *spits out coins* no I do not.

Elle: You know, Darcy gives Tara flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.

Tao: Whatever you say, love.

*later*

Tao: *Gives Tara flowers*

Tara: ?? Thank? You??

Tao: I am just as confused as you are.

Tao: ARE YOU-

Darcy: Fucking.

Tao: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Darcy: Fucking.

Tao: IDIOT!

Nick: …What was that?

Darcy: Elle asked Tao to stop swearing so much, so I’m helping him out.

Issac: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Tao and Elle's convo?

Darcy: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Nick: I'm in the washing machine.

Imogen: I'm in the closet.

Darcy: We accept you Imogen. <3

Imogen: No I'm literally in the closet.

Darcy: Love is love. <3

imogen: i need advice

Tao: with what?

Imogen: with love. how did you know you were in love with Elle?

Tao: …

Tao: i’m in love with Elle?

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w-tsugua · 2 months

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Charlie: I think I need a hug...

Nick: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Charlie: You... you can let go now.

Nick: No, I absolutely cannot.

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incorrect-kaishinshi · 1 month

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Kaito: Do you finally love me more than that fictional detective?

Shinichi: Hmmmm, that’s going a bit far.

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incorrectquotesheartstopper · 4 months

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Charlie: How dumb does Elle think you are?

Tao: Sometimes she leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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captainwaffles · 1 year

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Charlie: Nick, I'm sad.

Nick: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Micheal: Tori, I'm sad.

Tori nodding: mood.

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heartthingsstuff · 1 year

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Charlie : I give up. I am so tired.

Tara : Get the emergency supply!

Darcy: *carries Nick and places them in front of Charlie *

Nick : *smiles*

Charlie : AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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incorrectbuckandeddie · 1 year

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jupiterslifelessmoons · 5 months

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I put Nick and Charlie’s names in incorrect quotes generators and here are some of the funniest:

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fansiesmemes · 20 days

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Race: due tazze di caffè, per favore

Albert: Since when do you speak Italian?

Race: My parents were Italian

Albert: Since when?

Race:

Race: Since their birth…?

#newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #newsies memes #newsies live #newsies 1992 #1992sies #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #source: heartstopper #the italian is google translate #please correct me if im wrong

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