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Nick: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Charlie, I’ll kill you.
Nick, chuckling: Sorry. That sounded like a joke.
Nick: I will actually kill you.
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Charlie: How dumb does Elle think you are?
Tao: Sometimes she leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Nick: I need life advice.
Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Isaac: Would you consider yourself independent?
Tao: *looks at Elle*
Elle: *nods*
Tao: I would say so, yes
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Elle: *kissing Tao softly*
Charlie: Weren’t you two having an argument earlier?
Elle: Shit, you’re right!
Elle: *kissing Tao aggressively*
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Elle: *throws ball to Tao*
Elle: Throw it back!
Tao:
Tao: *throws it back*
Elle: I MEANT THE BALL
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Tori and Charlie: [watching Olly play]
Charlie: Look at him. He’s having so much fun. He’s so happy.
Tori: Yeah.
Charlie: How long do you think it’ll be until he loses the will to live?
Tori: I don’t remember ever having one.
Charlie: Yeah, that kid’s doomed.
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Nick: Are you alright? You didn’t sleep at all last night.
Charlie: I got a solid eight minutes.
Charlie: Not consecutively, but it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.
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Tao: [does something stupid]
Elle: What an absolute fucking idiot
Elle: I can’t believe I’d die for him
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Tori: [wearing dark grey]
Michael: I see you’re breaking out the spring colours.
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Nick: You don’t want Charlie to die
Nick: And I don’t want Charlie to die
Nick: Now we just gotta make sure Charlie doesn’t want Charlie to die
Tori: Fantastic plan but have you met Charlie
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Darcy: I guess you could say I’m kind of a chicken magnet
Tara: …Don’t you mean chick magnet-
[sounds of distant clucking get louder]
Darcy: We have to go NOW
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Tori: Nick, would you do the honor of becoming my brother-in-law?
Charlie: Did you just propose to Nick for me?
Tori: Someone had to do it, Charles.
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Nick: If something happened to Charlie, I couldn’t live with myself.
Nick: Of course, I wouldn’t have to, because Tao would kill me.
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[Tao, Tara, Charlie, and Nick picking out foldable chairs]
Tao: Black like my soul
Tara: Red like the blood of my enemies
Charlie: Blue like how I feel every day
Nick, holding a green chair: Weed
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Nick: Batteries?
Charlie: Check.
Nick: Bats?
Charlie: Check.
Nick: Did you eat your breakfast?
Charlie: That’s not on the checklist.
Nick: I added it because I care about you.
Charlie: No I didn’t.
Nick: Unacceptable. Check your back pocket.
Charlie: [pulls out a granola bar] Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Nick: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my boyfriend into eating his fiber.
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Tori: [sending a text to Charlie]
Nick: [looking over her shoulder] Why did you just call Charlie “the literal demon spawn of hell?”
Tori: Because
Nick:
Tori: It means “good”
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