Heartstopper incorrect quotes pt 4
issac: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
darcy :
darcy : I'm gonna tell them.
elle: Don't you dare.
charlie: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
nick: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
charlie: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
tao: *sighing* tori.
tori: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
nick: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
charlie: What are you drinking?
darcy : Vodka.
charlie: Straight?
darcy : No, gay. Why?
*In a group chat* nick: A pegan just flew into my window.
elle: Pegan?
tara: A what?
tao: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.
darcy : I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!
tao: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.
darcy : You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.
nick: I literally just made a typo-
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kay i've watched the first ep of hsmtmts s4- i am just so confused what is it with this show and just shoving people at ricky and gina- like i thought we did the messy love square already
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QuEer tHeoRy
(not actual queer theory- my various stupid theory's about queers, part 1)
Lesbian ships are just a pipeline to eachother. They're all basically the fucking same. You have chaos gremlin sapphics with a bob/ bob like haircut and their very, very tired, but protective, gf.
See ronance, avatrice, tanthamore, kajemac, taradarcy, elliedina, lumity, even maybe wednesday/ enid but actually they're both lowkey chaos gremlins
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Heartstopper incorrect quotes pt3
Charlie: I believe in you, issac!
Issac, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing charlie can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.
Mr Farouk: Darcy is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays.
Mr Farouk: No matter how many times you say please, darcy . We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.
Nick: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
Darcy : Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Tao: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Issac: Three of us saw it, Tao. How do you explain that?
Tao: *points at Tara* Sleep deprivation. *points at Issac* Paranoia. *points at Imogen * Delusional personality disorder.
Tara: Where’s Darcy ?
Issac: Doing stuff.
Tara: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Elle?
Issac: Trying to stop Darcy from doing the stuff.
Tara: And Tao ?
Issac: Trying to stop Elle from stopping Darcy from doing the stuff.
Tara: I see. And what are you doing here, Issac?
Issac: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Tao from stopping Elle from stopping Darcy from doing the stuff.
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heartstopper incorrect quotes pt 2
Darcy: Nothing lasts forever. Change is inedible.
Tara, holding back tears: Don’t….Don’t you mean it’s inevitable?
Darcy, who has been using this entire conversation as a setup for the world’s worst magic trick: *spits out coins* no I do not.
Elle: You know, Darcy gives Tara flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.
Tao: Whatever you say, love.
*later*
Tao: *Gives Tara flowers*
Tara: ?? Thank? You??
Tao: I am just as confused as you are.
Tao: ARE YOU-
Darcy: Fucking.
Tao: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Darcy: Fucking.
Tao: IDIOT!
Nick: …What was that?
Darcy: Elle asked Tao to stop swearing so much, so I’m helping him out.
Issac: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Tao and Elle's convo?
Darcy: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Nick: I'm in the washing machine.
Imogen: I'm in the closet.
Darcy: We accept you Imogen. <3
Imogen: No I'm literally in the closet.
Darcy: Love is love. <3
imogen: i need advice
Tao: with what?
Imogen: with love. how did you know you were in love with Elle?
Tao: …
Tao: i’m in love with Elle?
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begging begging begging for someone to edit darcy olsson to ordinary by joriah kwame. like the lyrics- they're too perfect - the bit starting "whats the point in falling when i know im only stalling- cause i have to go back hoooooooome"
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heartstopper incorrect quotes pt1
elle: Life is like tara. It's short.
darcy: *Gasp*
issac: wHAT??
darcy: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
issac: *inhales*
charlie, in another room with nick: Why can I hear screeching?
tara: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
darcy: *Incoherent mumbling*
tara: Huh?
nick: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
charlie: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
nick : tao is the scariest thing I could think of!
tao: elle told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
elle: I ran into issac in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.
imogen: I just want someone to take me out.
tara:��On a date?
tao: With a sniper gun?
darcy: Both if you're not a coward.
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kay radio silence girlies- does darcy's mum remind you of anyone?????...
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