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ofduskanddreams · 1 year
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On a belated Valentine’s note, please enjoy the following:
@headcanonheadcase this is me making up for forgetting to write Lucien’s poem
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the convo continues below the line [CW: non-serious discussion of impact play.]
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sydns · 11 months
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Monspeet: I will set your house on fire.
Estarossa: Do it no balls-
*a house in the background is suddenly engulfed in hellblaze*
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justyoursicanon · 2 years
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Stephen: I have a random kid who can travel the multiverse, My cloak got burned and now has a blue patch on it, i have a a third fucking eye, and now I don't know how I can live happily anymore.
Wong: Are you sure about that?
Stephen: Why are you asking me?- Of course I'm s-!
Wong: *drags Y/N in*
Stephen:
Stephen: Okay, maybe I can live happily-
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rosietrace · 1 year
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Rollo: WHO ARE YOU TO MALLEUS DRACONIA?
Vic, very sleep deprived and done with everything: The prettiest bane of his existence.
Malleus: *coughs*
Lilia: No lie tho, he thinks you're-
Malleus: L i l i a-
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seagull-michael · 1 month
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"So, when Spider-man correctly predicts something it's his spider sense but when I do it, it's overthinking?? Okay 😒" - Ness, probably
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Okay I don't think I even need to type it out this time, you know who I'm thinking of for this one XD
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spritey100 · 2 years
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This random ass scenario that keeps lurking in my head, but a bit more detailed
It was a Friday night, Ethan and Benny were in Ethan’s room. It was almost dinner time as Sarah was on her way over. At a certain moment Benny and Ethan got closer, a hand landing on Ethan’s waist and face. Ethan looks up into his eyes and the other way around. They lean in and close their eyes. Right before the kiss landed, the mother called the boys for dinner. This distracted Ethan as he said some quick words and ran down. Benny looked down with a death glare and an empty yet angry feeling in his stomach before leaving the room as well, his hands in fists.
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juvellianovo · 2 years
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D.K= Devildoms King = Diavolos father
D.K: Hmm quite the menacing human you are..
Mc: Well quite the shitty ass,
incompetent,
fake ass brand
2nd hand
bogus bitch
artificial
dummy
ersatz
factitious
false
faux
imitation bitch type of king you are "your majesty"-
@luxthestrange
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weirdo102 · 1 year
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Ellie: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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majestydeerakuma · 2 years
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(Me): *points at Chef Saltbaker* YOU!!! You’re my next hyperfixation when it comes to characters!!!
(Saltbaker): Ooooh, cool! That’s a good thing, right?
(Me, stares at him dead in the eyes): *slowly picks up drawing pen*
(Saltbaker, backing up): th-that’s a good thing...right?
(Me): ANGST
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sylvanfreckles · 1 year
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Cas: Fuck
Dean: I didn't think angels could curse
Cas: All words are sacred, and therefore no words are sacred.
Dean: ...fuck.
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msked-svicide · 2 years
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Toby: can you pass me the pepper?
Masky: what's the magic word?~
Toby: *begins chanting in latin*
Masky, panicking: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD
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sydns · 1 year
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Trying to figure out a code to get out of the room they were trapped in.
Monspeet, looking at the pin pad: *sighs* okay who here has uhm- i dunno- four braincells ?
Mael, Sariel, & Gloxinia: ....
Gloxinia: uhhhhh-
Mael: none of us, but together we have four :)
Gloxinia: *laughing*
Monspeet: okay thats- reassuring...
Sariel: ONE BRAINCELL EACH-
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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rosietrace · 1 year
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Smile more, Tori
Zen: Did you know you can't feel your tongue when you smile?
Vic: ? *Smiles*
Zen: Got you!
Vic: !!
Zen: Aww, look how cute you are smiling!
Vic: -///-
Zen: Smile more, silly! It looks good on you!
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bisexualvader · 1 month
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