Konata: Kagami, you love me, right?

Kagami: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Shiny over the comms: Commanders and Jedi to Warroom four, I repeat, four, wait I mean five, I repeat, four.

Anakin: *giving Rex a cringy look* We gotta get that one a new job.

Rex: *deep sigh* Yeah.

Brynjolf: I better think twice? Lass, I don't even think once.

Wally: What's your favourite colour?

Julie: I like white!

Frank: Mine's black.

Barnaby:*snickering* That would be the colour of your souls.

Frank: EXCUSE-

Surprise!

Just in time for the holidays, I bring you something special today— the long-awaited ninth installment of my Lovers of Aether incorrect quote series! Seeing as I've started to dip my paws back into the Aether franchise, I thought that it would be a well enough time to concoct another set of ten incorrect quotes starring all your favorites.

And it doesn't stop there; this is the first installment to be fully equipped with image IDs! I'm hoping to go back and write IDs for the previous eight parts sometime soon, but for now, consider this a treat for anyone that uses a screen reader! 💙✨

As always, for the best experience, click on each quote to get a better look at each one; it will also help separate one quote from the next!

Previous Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

While I'm not entirely sure when the ceremonious tenth installment will arrive, I can say with full certainty that I'm going to go all out with that one, in that I'll more than likely include more than the usual ten quotes alongside brand new text boxes! For now, I hope that these were worth the near-two year wait! 💖✨

the death star bit from clerks but with lucky star characters

Lucky: [talking into a microphone] Okay everyone, pay attention. Now, it's time for a surprise musical guest. One of my all time favorites.

[Dark Star approaches the microphone]

Lucky: Me!

Kaminoan *checking research papers (idk why they're writing these, don't ask)*: Remember to reference your sources.

Kix *hands in paper*: Here we are.

Kaminoan *checks the paper*: You do not have any sources listed here.

Kix *pulls out a pen*: Oh sorry let me just - *writes 'My Brain' and hands the paper back* - there.

Konata: So who’s the older twin? Tsukasa: We’re twins, it doesn’t matter. Kagami: Me.

Lucky: It's time for plan B! Rolly: ...Do we HAVE a plan B? Lucky: No, but it's time for one!

Incorrect Lucky Star quote

Konata: I’m not a nerd, I’m a jock who’s too cool for sports.

Tsukasa: I am convinced Onee-chan and Kona-chan share a brain cell.

Miyuki: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Ok, this is important, from what i heard people call you jojo (this is going to be so embarrasing if i'm wrong). Have you ever watched jojo's bizzare adventure? If yes after what song would be your stand named?

I have! Actually the only reason I watched it was because I saw the name and had a "!?? That's my name!!!!!???" Moment. Definitely did not regret watching though, I love it (would've been annoyed if it was bad and had my name attached though). A song though??? I have no idea, there's way too many to choose from and so many would make good names!

BNHA Incorrect quotes #3 Takoyaki has a meltdown-

Tamaki: I hate when Romantic Partners ESPECIALLY my partner think that we're gonna leave them all the time-"Oh you're gonna leave me because I'm not good enough!~"

Tamaki*Starring into the camera with a blank face*BUNNY IM LUCKY I EVEN GOT YOU!-What do you mean? I AM BUILT LIKE A TWIG!! I LOOK LIKE EVERY BASIC WHITE BOY WITH DARK HAIR!! you are probably gonna be the first and last lover I have!

Tamaki: I'm hideous, I appreciate that you have enough confidence in me that you think I can pull anyone but I really cant*Drinks apple juice like it 'alcohol'*You are stuck with me cause there is no way

Tamaki: Nobody's gonna be lined up at my door like "I wanna date him" I don't even know how you put up with me half the time, I'm lucky you even looked in my direction- WHAT YOU MEAN IM ABOUT TO LEAVE YOU? WHERE AM I ABOUT TO GO?WALMART?

Mirio*On the other line of the phone,smilling*You two are like two peas in a pot!

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #31

Ruggie: I hate when Romantic Partners ESPECIALLY my partner think that we're gonna leave them all the time

Kanao!Yuu: Oh you're gonna leave me because I'm not good enough

Ruggie:*Starring into the camera with a blank face* WOMEN IM LUCKY I EVEN GOT YOU!-What do you mean? I AM BUILT LIKE A TWIG!! I LOOK LIKE HYENA BOY WITH DARK BLOND HAIR!! you are probably gonna be the first and last lover I have!

Ruggie: I'm hideous, I appreciate that you have enough confidence in me that you think I can pull anyone but I really cant*Drinks juice like it’s alcohol'* You are stuck with me cause there is no way

Ruggie: Nobody's gonna be lined up at my door like "I wanna date him"

Ruggie: I don't even know how you put up with me half the time

Ruggie: I'm lucky you even looked in my direction- WHAT YOU MEAN IM ABOUT TO LEAVE YOU? WHERE AM I ABOUT TO GO? TWSTMART?

Konata and Kagami Catch a Goat

Konata: Alright, Kagami, you see those goats over there? We’re gonna catch one for our place. Kagami: Why? Konata: Duh! Goats are popular right now, and things at home are getting boring. Kagami: How are we supposed to bring a goat back to the-? Konata: Do I have to explain everything to you?! You walk up and you catch one, you fasten it in the motorcycle’s sidecar, and you take it home! Kagami: Alright, Konata, you’ve got me messed up; I don’t know anything about catching goats and neither do you! Konata: Ohoho, my feisty friend, that is where you are wrong. I was in tanuki scouts and received my goat-catching badge! Kagami: Goat-ca- What...? What!? WHAT?!?!?!?!? Konata: Yeah, I was actually pretty high-ranking! Sure, I cheated a lot to get most of my badges, but, y’know, who doesn’t do that? Also, I overclocked the time sheet so it seemed like I was there a lot more than I was, but hey, I earned that goat-catching badge. Now c’mon, let’s get this goat. Kagami: Why were you in tanuki scouts...? Did your dad put you in there? Konata: Yeah, but only because he wanted me to learn survival skills. Kagami: ...Huh. Did they ever make fun of your height...or rather, lack thereof? Konata: Once. Kagami: But you took it on the chin, right? Konata: Oh, but of course. Now let’s go get that goat! Kagami: *rolls her eyes* Lead the way, goat-catcher.