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Incorrect Lucky Star Quotes
Yes, as hard as it is to believe, these never actually happened.
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Mikuru: Why does everyone assume we're an item?
Haruhi: *groping Mikuru's chest and gently biting her ear for the third time today* Beats me.
#April Fools 2024#incorrect quotes#geddit? cause Konata and Haruhi are both voiced by Aya Hirano? geddit?
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Konata: Kagami, you love me, right?
Kagami: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#konata izumi#kagami hiiragi#konakaga#konata x kagami
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Tsukasa: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Konata: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Miyuki: It’s called connotation.
Yui: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned” vs “Sorry, daddy, I’ve been naughty."
Kagami: Great news! Language is now banned!
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#tsukasa hiiragi#konata izumi#miyuki takara#yui narumi#kagami hiiragi
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Sojiro: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Nanako: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Sojiro: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Nanako: Is it working?
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Tsukasa: I am convinced Onee-chan and Kona-chan share a brain cell.
Miyuki: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#tsukasa hiiragi#miyuki takara#kagami hiiragi#konata izumi
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Kagami: Sweetie, have you seen my hair bows? I can't find them anywhere.
Konata: I haven't seen them.
*Kanata walks in with her hair tied back by Kagami's ribbons*
Kanata, doing her best impression of Kagami's voice: Kanata, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!
*Kanata leaves*
Konata: *falling out of her chair laughing*
Kagami: Ok, the voice was a little funny, but that's still one darn sarcastic kid we're raising.
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#oc#fanchild#kanata izumi the 2nd#kagami hiiragi#konata izumi#konakaga#konami#konata x kagami#source: calvin and hobbes
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*Sojiro is filming Yutaka and Yui digging into their Christmas stockings*
Sojiro: Wait, where's Konata?
*later in Konata's room*
Sojiro: No, I will not greenscreen you in later!
Konata, grumbling as she reluctantly logs out of her computer: George Lucas's kids have it so good.
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#sojiro izumi#yutaka kobayakawa#yui narumi#konata izumi#source: foxtrot
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*police sirens wailing*
Yutaka, who has never done anything wrong in her entire life: They found me!
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Minami: Yutaka and I aren't friends anymore.
Yutaka: Mi-chan, that's really not a good way to tell everyone we're dating.
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#minami iwasaki#yutaka kobayakawa#mintaka#yutami#minami x yutaka
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Minami: Who hurt you?
Yutaka: What, do you want a list?
Minami: ...Yes, actually.
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#minami iwasaki#yutaka kobayakawa#mintaka#yutami#minami x yutaka
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Konata: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Ayano: *raises hand*
Misao: *puts Ayano's hand down*
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#konata izumi#ayano minegishi#misao kusakabe#misayano
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Hiyori: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Patty: Peonies, why?
Hiyori:
Patty: Were you going to get me flowers?
Hiyori:
Patty:
Hiyori: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Kagami: Konata just insisted Kanata and I remember some code words in case we’re ever confronted by a clone or a cyborg doppelgänger of one of us and we’re not sure which is the real one and which is the imposter.
Kagami: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#kanata izumi the 2nd#fanchild#oc#kagami hiiragi#konata izumi#konakaga#konami#konata x kagami
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*in the future*
Kanata: Mommy, guess what? I ate a bug today!
Konata: Oh, was your Mama Kagami baking again?
Konata: Heh, don't tell her I said that.
Kagami: I heard that!
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#kanata izumi the 2nd#fanchild#oc#konata izumi#kagami hiiragi#konakaga#konami#konata x kagami#source: the emperor's new groove
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Tsukasa: Bad news - Kona-chan locked her key inside her house.
Tsukasa: Good news - we didn't have to wait for a locksmith.
Tsukasa: Bad news - Kona-chan found it very concerning that I knew how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at the age of nine, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Tsukasa: Good news - a cute girl saw me.
Tsukasa: Bad news - it was Yuki-chan, and since she's seen me fall out of a tree several times, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. She knows.
#lucky star#incorrect quotes#incorrect lucky star#tsukasa hiiragi#konata izumi#miyuki takara#tsuyuki#miyukasa
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Konata: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Minami: *types in Yutaka*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Minami: How fucking DARE YOU-
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