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#i usually go there for the sushi but i wanna get the all you can eat menu this time and just. go absolutely fucking insane on the soups
carlyraejepsans · 10 months
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smelled something that my brain mistook as cooked veggies and had an instantaneous craving for udon noodles so animalistic and visceral i think i know what a boner feels like now
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loveronlineee · 2 years
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Off Limits Part 2 (Eddie Munson x Reader)
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Masterlist   All Parts
Eddie Munson x Reader (She/Her)
Warnings: None
Synopsis: Dustin’s worry turns to anger as Eddie and his sister seem to keep getting closer
Y/N notes: none
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“And you promise me that’s all he said to you?” Dustin asked for the millionth time during the drive to school. Mike giggled to himself in the back seat.
“YES Dustin that’s all Eddie said to me. I still don’t get why you care so much.” Y/N huffed, keeping her eyes on the road. Dustin hesitated to tell her, but Mike didn’t.
“It’s because Eddie’s got the hots for you!” Mike shouted. Dustin turned around and glared at his friend.
“Really?” Dustin turned back to his sister.
“Uh why are you smiling?”
“I’m not smiling.” Y/N denied, smiling. Dustin’s eyes widened.
“Oh my god NO. You can’t actually like him.”
“What? I didn’t say anything!” Y/N joked, smile still on her face. Dustin huffed in frustration.
“I’d rather you dated one of those basketball douches than Eddie.”
“But Eddie’s your friend?”
‘Yeah Eddie’s friend material! Not boyfriend material!’
“How’d you know? You dated him?” Mike started laughing again from the back, angering Dustin more. They reached school and the boys got out of the car. Dustin leaned through the window and pointed at Y/N.
“Stay away from Eddie Munson.”
“You can’t stop fate Dustin. I can’t help it if Eddie falls for my charisma and beauty!” Now Dustin was really worried. They were sounding very similar.
“JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM!” He shouted one last time before entering the school. Y/N chuckled to herself as she drove back round to find a parking space.
She didn’t see Eddie or the boys all morning. And didn’t plan on it as she decided to eat her lunch at the picnic bench she liked in the forest. It was quiet and peaceful there. A good place to go when the school lunch hall was overwhelming.
“Y/N?” Eddie questioned.
“JESUS H Christ Eddie! You tryna kill me?” Y/N jumped as she turned to see him walking towards her. Eddie smiled and sat down opposite the girl.
“Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you. I didn’t realise you came out here.”
“Yeah sometimes. When I wanna be alone.” Eddie’s smile dropped.
“Oh. Right okay got it. I’ll leave.” He began getting back up when Y/N held his wrist.
“No it’s okay, you can stay.” She said softly. Eddie’s smile returned and he sat back down. Y/N moved her hand away and back to her lunch. She picked up her chopsticks. Eddie frowned and observed.
“What are you eating?”
“Sushi.”
“Sushi?”
“Don’t tell me you’ve never had sushi.”
“Can’t say that I have Henderson.” Y/N picked up a piece with her chopsticks and held it up to him.
“This ones my favourite.” Eddie cautiously took it from her. It was surprisingly good.
“Woah.”
“I know right.” Y/N beamed. “What are you having for lunch?”
“Eh nothing.”
“Nothing?!” Eddie shrugged.
“I usually skip lunch. Not anything worth taking from home anyways.” He said it in a joking tone but Y/N was still concerned. “So how come you eat this and Dustin has cold pizza?” Y/N chuckled.
“We pack our own lunch.” Eddie nodded in understanding. “I like cooking. I’d make Dustin’s lunch too but he doesn’t like the stuff I make.”
“Well I for one think that this sushi is the best sushi ever made.” Eddie stated. Y/N laughed which made Eddie’s smile widen.
“EDDIE!” Dustin shouted as he ran up to the table.
“Dustin what are you-“
“Y/N why are you alone in the woods with him?” Dustin demanded to know.
“Chill out bud.” Eddie said, holding his hands up innocently. Dustin pointed a stern finger at him.
“I’m not talking to you anymore.”
“Dustin calm down. I came out here to eat my lunch and Eddie happened to find me.” Y/N calmly explained, but her little brother wasn’t having it. He grabbed Y/N’s arm and began to pull her away.
“Come on let’s go. Lunch is gonna end soon.”
“Wha- Dustin!” Y/N managed to grab her bag before she was dragged away. Eddie put the lid back on her box of sushi and jumped over the picnic bench to hand it back. Y/N smiled at him before pulling Dustin off her and walking beside him. “You are surprisingly strong.”
“Yeah I’ve been working out.”
“You have? With what? Mom’s work out VHS?”
“Shut up.”
“See ya later Hendersons!” Eddie shouted back. Y/N waved and Dustin whacked her hand down. Eddie chuckled to himself.
It seems that there was an obstacle in his way.
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pasta-in-the-pudding · 5 months
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Yippy! Once you have the time to write, how would the Creeps (any of your choosing) feel when y/n surprise them with a drink or meal? Like after a hard day.
-🪱 anon
As usual, when given free reign with characters, i do my characters that are most popular at the time, so i hope you enjoy!
Thank you so much for requesting!!
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Toby
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Usually its pretty obvious when Toby's having a bad/rough day
He is one of the few creeps who doesn't mind wearing his emotions on his sleeve
So when he comes home from work an hour or so late, more twigs and dirt in his hair and on his face than usual, and doesnt even bother to bid you hello, you know somethings up
So you make a quick trip to McDonald's, and get him his favorite
10 piece chicken nugget meal with sweet and sour sauce, and a medium sweet tea
When you get back to the manor, there is no sign of Toby anywhere
So you go ahead and go up to his room, where you hear the shower running
You put his food on his nightstand, turn off the lights, light a few candles and pull up his favorite tv show
While you wait, you go ahead and pick up his very dirty uniform that reeks of dirt and dead things, and go ahead and put it in the washer for him
About 30 minutes later, he emerges with a towel wrapped around his waist and another towel in his hands that he uses to dry his hair
He jumps a little bit when seeing someone in his room, but when he notices that it's you, he calms down
He doesn't speak to you as he shuffles over to his dresser and picks out some sweatpants and a baggy band t-shirt he got from Tim
After putting his clothes on, he comes to lay on his bed with you, putting his head on your chest and awaiting the headrubs
You wrap an arm around him lazily and use your other hand to stroke his damp hair "do you wanna talk about it?"
He shakes his head
"Ok. I got you some food" you say, offering a fry
He takes and eats it, before sitting up and eating the rest of his meal
All the food is gone and he is still sipping on his drink when he finally speaks "thank you." Is all he says
You smile and kiss his shoulder "of course, love"
Jeff
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Jeff is another one that you can easily tell when he's upset
He has very explosive anger that can sometimes get out of control
And depending on what hes done and who hes hurt, he can sometimes feel very guilty when he comes to
Which is exactly what happened this time
He's punching walls, throwing things, screaming, you name it
No one really knows what triggered this, but Liu eventually tries to step in
Liu is almost immediately shut down, because as soon as he tries to say anything, jeff is shoving him up against a wall and screaming at him next
Which of course, triggers Sully to front
So now Jeff and Sully are in an all out fist fight, and Jeff ends up hurting him pretty bad
Sully ends up with a gnarly concussion and has to spend the night in the medical wing
Now, jeff doesnt feel bad about hurting sully at all, but he does feel bad that he hurt his brother's body
So he shamefully locks himself away in his room, refusing to come out for anything
After an hour of trying to convince him to at least let you in, you instead decide to go get him a tasty treat to make him feel better
You go to a sushi restaurant and get him his favorite rolls, then make a trip to a gas station to get him some arizona tea, mango flavored
When you get home, you slide his food under his door (pretend it wouldve fit 💀) and await a response
You are met with him taking the food and eating slowly, before he eventually lets you in
You spend the rest of the night consolling him, sitting in his lap and telling him that it'll all be ok
He does end up thanking you for the sushi, but its not until a week later when his ego is all better
And in the morning, you take him to see Liu, who is totally playing it up to make jeff feel exxxxtra bad (lmao what losers)
Eyeless Jack
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Unlike the other two, jack is very hard to read
He almost always has the same, neutral expression on his face
His emotions only show if he especially vulnerable, like during a blood moon or around other demons, etc
And even then, he tries his hardest to remain nonchalant
So when you finally find him in the library, pacing around, you know somethings bugging him
You know its not gonna be easy to get it out of him though, so you go to his favorite steakhouse and get him steak, loaded mashed potatoes, and water
You come back to the library where he is still pacing, seemingly very deep in thought
You place his food down on one of the long library tables, and watch as his pointy nose twitches, and his eyes flick over to the food
He comes over to the table, where you are now sitting and points at the food "is this for me?" He asks
You nod and he sits next to you, beginning to eat in a way that looks quite weird, almost like hes trying to eat the way a human would, but is failing miserably due to his large teeth and multiple tongues
"What's on your mind?" You ask as he finishes his potatoes
"This and that" he mutters
"This and that being...?" You trail
"Just...a lot" he says, finally finishing his food and taking a sip of water
"I see." You say, standing and coming to drape your arms around his shoulders
"Did the food help? At least a little?" You ask, pressing a kiss to his sharp ear
"Yeah, it was nice. Thank you, dear" he says, turning his head and kissing your nose
"Anytime" you respond, allowing him to kiss you several more times all over your face
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sugawhaaa · 18 days
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⋆.˚♡GAON X READER
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★🎸🎧⋆。 °⋆★🎸🎧⋆。 °⋆★🎸🎧⋆。 °⋆★🎸🎧⋆。 °⋆
"I want them to hear you,"
Warnings::SMUT!VULGAR LANGUAGE
Genre:: jealous, rough, sex toys, cuffs, oral (fem rec) cow girl (???)
Pairing::hard!dom!Gaon x sub!fem!reader
A//N::I feel like this is really bad 💔 I'm sorry yall
Word count:: 2, 184
Synopsis:: while at a sushi buffet with all the members, you and O.de get closer than your secret boyfriend, Gaon, approves of.
Songs that inspired this fanfic::
Plate after plate came across the restaurant table. You were at a sushi buffet with all the members to celebrate the end of their newest comeback. Break the Brake was a great success with lots of good memories. The members invited you out (since you're the manager) with them too. Junhan and o.de sat next to you with Gaon in front of you. Gaon and you were secretly dating to avoid rumors and scandals, not even the members knew about it. This was usually okay considering Gaon kept it under wraps and he acted just as a friend to you. This dinner was different though. Ever since Seungmin fed you your food from his chopsticks Jiseok has been eyeing you up and down.
You didn't think it was that big of a deal but when you linked arms with O.de to take a drink of alcohol together Gaon kicked your ankle. You jumped and ended up spilling your drink all over you. It was a whole thing and O.de felt really bad. Gunil got up and got some paper towels. O.de continuously apologized while you glared at Gaon and he just crossed his arms and kept his chin up.
"If you want you can wear my hoodie," Seungmin proposed as he took off his dry hoodie. You nodded and went with him to the bathroom. He stood outside the one-person stall and waited for you. "I know it might not be the most comfortable but it's better than having wet fabric on your skin," Seungmin leaned against the wall.
"Yeah, it's okay," you said before opening the door to reveal you wearing his hoodie that was 10 times too big for you. You came back out to the dining area and sat back down to continue eating. Jiseok then brought up his foot. He slid his foot up your leg seductively. You glared over at him and he was just innocently stuffing his face.
He continued to talk to you with his eyes. He looked you up and down. You frowned and shrugged. He looked over at O.de and you rolled your eyes. You shook your head and Gaon crossed his arms. He tilted his head to the bathroom you were in and raised a brow. You were taken aback and shook your head. He looked down at your chest and looked intensely. You looked down to see some of the lace from your bra. You looked back at Gaon and shrugged. He huffed and looked away.
"You know if you wanna say something you can just say it," Junhan looked at you with innocent eyes.
"No, no, it's all good-" you shake your head before Gaon presses his knee to your clit. You jump and kick him hard with your heel. Gaon then stood up and looked at you intensely.
"We're leaving," he said before grabbing his wallet. The members exchanged looks and you pretended to be innocent as well.
You and the members gathered everything up while Gaon paid. You gathered in the van, Gunil at the wheel, and played some music. Everyone was rocking out including yourself. Gaon seemed to have cooled off after rocking out for a while. You thought that until you got a message. You checked it quickly. It was a message from Jiseok that said "I'm going fuck you up so hard tonight."
Your face turned red and you stopped singing. Gaon continued as if nothing happened. You did the same, vibing as if nothing happened.
You all piled through the doorway as you finally got back to the dorms. Gaon held your wrist tightly and before you could even set your purse down he dragged you into his room saying "We need to talk," he closed the door and pinned you against it harshly. "What the hell was that?" He said lowly.
"I dunno, we were just hanging out," you looked away from him.
"Just hanging out?" He unzipped your sweater. "You're literally wearing his sweater," he grumbled. You covered your chest.
"You saw what happened! You didn't even offer to give me your jacket!" you replied with a little attitude. Jiseok sighed and shook his head.
"I saw him fucking you with his eyes. The way he looked at you, the way he held your chin, the way he touched you," Gaon looked at you hungrily. "Seungmin may be able to eyefuck you but he'll never see you like this," he said before kissing you. The kiss was deep and passionate. His tongue explored your mouth, he rolled his tongue around yours before biting your lip. He smirked as he pulled down the hoodie from your shoulders. He bit your neck and sucked on the skin harshly. You moaned softly.
"J-Jiseok, they're gonna be able to see that," you whimpered out. He finally let your skin out of his lips.
"Good. You're mine and they'll know it," he hissed before biting you more. Marks were placed from your jaw down to your chest and your shoulders. He finally took you over to his bed and pinned you down. He undid your bra and continued his hickey attack. He nibbled on your nipple and you jumped with a hoarse moan. You wrapped your legs around his waist, pulling him closer. He rolled his tongue in a circle around your sensitive areas.
"Fuck Jiseok," you moaned and threw your head back. "I can't do this," you chuckle before placing an arm over your head. His hand trailed up your body and he started playing with your other nipple, relentlessly teasing you. He then grinded his thigh against your folds. You grabbed his hair. The stimulation tipping you just to the edge.
Jiseok pulled back and took off your skirt and underwear. He wasted no time attacking you with his tongue. He flattened his tongue against your aching core and you gasped softly. You put your hand on his head. He ran his tongue along your folds while rubbing circles on your clit. You simultaneously bucked your hips. This stimulation all over was driving you crazy.
Gaon picked up on the signals of your hips rolling and your face contorting as a sign you were close to cumming. You grabbed his sandy hair in a fist, pulling lightly. "I-I'm gonna cum," you whimper out and Gaon puts his lips around your clit, sucking hard as he massages your hips. Your back arches as you reach your high. You feel yourself empty out and Jiseok licks it all up. He backs up and looks down at you, your face hot and your chest heaving.
Gaon smirks.
"Stay." He points to you and stands up. You do as he says and lay on the bed. Gaon goes to his closet and rummages around. He comes back over to you with a vibrator and cuffs in hand. You chuckle nervously. "Give me your wrists," he said as he extended one hand out. You did as he said and he tied you to the head of the bed. You laid there completely at his mercy.
"They're gonna hear us," you whine as gaon lays beside your aching pussy, vibrator in hand.
"Good, that's what I planned," he turned on the vibrator and placed it on your clit and watched you squirm. "I'm gonna make you scream," Jiseok chuckled in a low tone. You pulled on the cuffs as your body subconsciously squirmed for relief. "Cute," he chuckled seductively. He rolled the vibrator down and pressed it against your sopping wet cunt. You looked up at him through peeled eyes, a smirk placed on his lips as he teased you. He finally pushed the vibrator inside you and watched you squirm, whispered moans escaping your lips.
"Please," you whimpered out and Gaon watched you in satisfaction. You wanted to pull your hands down and continue using the vibrator but you couldn't. Your hands bound to the bed frame. Gaon grabbed the handle of the toy and started rolling it, deep inside you. Your legs jerked and shook slightly from the pleasure. "Yes, yes, yes," you mumbled out. Gaon slowly pulled it out and pushed it back in fast and hard. You moaned loudly, unable to cover your moans with your hands. He watched as your body was drawn to him like a magnet.
He continued to slowly thrust the toy into you before slowly picking up the pace. Each thrust made your body jolt forward. All the little foreplay had driven you insane so this felt like heaven and you just started. "Keep going," you whimpered out and Gaon just kept his pace absentmindedly. "Faster~" you moaned and bucked your hips, your legs shaking.
"Say my name," Jiseok smirked. "Say my name and what you want me to do," he grinned. You knew exactly why he was doing this, so all the members could hear. More specifically O.de.
"But they'll hear," you mumbled and Gaon stopped moving the vibrator. You immediately regret your words.
"What did I tell you," he hissed and you whimpered.
"Jiseok please keep going, please," you moan out and Jiseok smirked. He continued to use the vibrator, thrusting it in and out of you. He started going a bit faster but you needed more. You tugged on the cuffs as you whimpered. "Jiseok faster please," you moan.
"Louder," he said in a low voice before biting his lip, waiting for you to do as he said.
"Jiseok! Please faster!"You moaned mercilessly. He did as you said. He increased the vibration and went so fast you were seeing stars. You didn't think it was even possible to go this fast. You arched your back and pulled the cuffs hard. A wave of pleasure ran down your body and Gaon slowed down. Your chest heaved as you came down from your high.
Jiseok pulled the vibrator out of you, leaving a trail of your juices on the bed. He tossed it to the side and uncuffed you. You looked at him a little confused before he started undoing his pants. "Turn around," he said in a low, raspy voice as he prepared his swollen member. You did as he said and laid on your stomach. You got comfortable and he grabbed your hips. Without giving you a warning he slid into you swiftly. You could hear the cum inside you being sloshed around as he entered you. The sudden shock of him hitting so deep inside you made you jolt forward. You saw a flash of concern etched in his expression but once he saw you were enjoying it he relaxed, melting into your body. He started off slow, letting you adjust to his size.
"Such a good little whore," he grunted as he thrusted into you. Everytime he pounded back inside you, your body jolted forward. This boosted Jiseok's ego more than it should've. He massaged your hips and lower back as he continued to hit all your sweet spots. Each time he slammed back into you you moaned louder than the last. You buried your face in your pillow as you tore your throat from moans. Gaon grabbed your hair and pulled your head up. "Let them hear you," he smirked as he changed his angle to hit right into your g-spot. You cried out in pleasure. "Who's making you feel this good again? Say my name baby," Gaon held your hair harshly as he pounded into you, feeling your walls clench around him.
"Fuck I'm gonna cum!" You moan out and he pulls your hair harder.
"Say my name and then you can cum," he demanded.
"Jiseok! Please I'm so close," you moaned loudly as tears of ecstasy poured down your cheeks. With one final thrust you finally peaked. You let out a deep groan and he let go of your hair, your head fell forward. You felt Jiseoks release fill you up. He held your hips as he emptied himself inside you, both of your bodies quivering. You panted heavily before he finally pulled out, cum pouring from your abused hole. He licked it softly before laying next to you. You immediately clung to him.
He let out a deep sigh "So…" he blushed as if he felt guilty about what he did. You looked up at him.
"Yes babe?" You stroked his hair out of his sweaty face.
"About earlier," he hummed and you listened intently. "I was quite upset…but you should know I know you'd never cheat on me. I trust you more than you know," he smiled and you smiled back just as warmly.
"I know baby," I chuckle "it's okay either way, we got a good fuck out of it," you closed your eyes and laid on his chest.
"I wonder what the members will say tomorrow," Gaon hummed as he held you. He rang his fingers through your hair as he spoke. You shrugged.
"If they get too nosey that's their fault. It's none of their business," you chuckled and Jiseok hummed in agreement. The feeling of his chest vibrating in your ears.
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Unexpected 3
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Sequel to Unsolicited
Warnings: non/dubcon, pregnancy, Lloyd being the worst, and other dark elements.
My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.
As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging.
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The list of what you can do is shorter than those things barred from you. The doctor merely confirmed your deepest fears and sealed Lloyd’s sentence. A baby. A whole other life and you’re supposed to be responsible for it. You know for a fact he won’t be, at least, not beyond tossing money at the situation.
Your arm is tender from the implant removal. The procedure was emblematic of your state. The excision of part of yourself, the last remnant of your old self. You mourn the loss quietly, keeping your face blank as you pretend to read the literature shoveled into your hands by the nurse before your departure.
Lloyd is gleeful, he can’t hide his joy but you are not deluded. It’s not some wholesome delight at bringing a new life into the world, no, it’s celebrating the life he’s ruined. Yours. A child is the brand that marks your ownership.
As you enter his house, it feels bleak. The pristine white and gold aesthetic is dingy and beige to your eyes. The world is grimmer, constricted. Your leash is tight and cannot reach beyond these walls.
A sudden smack across your ass jolts you from your melancholic trance. Lloyd takes a pamphlet from the pile clutched in your hands and unfolds it. He gives it a once over and hands it back.
“I got a treadmill in the gym. You should hop on that every once in a while. Stuff says you need to stay active,” he shrugs, “wouldn’t mind a workout buddy.”
You squint at him. There it is. All those times Colin gently tried to goad you. ‘There’s a special at the gym’, ‘let’s make a new years resolution’,’ it wouldn’t be a bad idea to try something new’.
“Or… I could go for walks outside,” you suggest, “get some fresh air.”
“Don’t be fucking smart,” he warns, “I’m not being a fuckhead here, I’m trying to help. Do what’s best for the baby but don’t you dare lose that fucking ass. A brisk pace, no running.”
You sigh. This man has the audacity to dictate everything around him as if the world is built just for him. In his head, maybe it is. From the looks of it, he’s never been denied anything in his life. 
“So, you still don’t trust me?”
“Trust?” He clucks, “that’s a funny concept. But no. You wanna go for a walk, I’ll take you out for one like a good pet.”
You scowl and he smirks, reaching to tap the end of your nose. You wipe your face of all emotion and pull away, refocusing on the booklets in your hand.
“Decaf,” he declares, “and we should look into some vitamins. Doc says at your age–”
“I wish you hadn’t just welcomed yourself in, you know? It’s kind of… private.”
“Hey, I’m the father, I got every right to know what’s going on with my kid.”
“Mmm, sure, and what about when the kid shows up? How about diapers? Colic? Sticky hands?”
“That’s what nanny’s are for,” he wrinkles his nose, “ew, you’re– such a pessimist, baby face.”
And you're a dumbass, you keep the retort to yourself and shake your head at the next page. No coffee, no hot baths, no sushi… Sounds like a wonderful nine months.
“One thing at a time,” he nears and grasps the clutter in your hands. A brief tug-of-war as you clamp down but relent, letting him take it before it scattered, “we still got a wedding to plan.”
“Plan? I thought Vegas was easy–”
“Dresses,” he insists as he places the papers in the console table drawer, “get your coat off. We’re gonna do a little fashion show.”
“Oh, fuck off. Just gimme the one with the most last,” you huff as you unbutton your coat.
“I think we should weigh our options, baby,” he opens the closet and hangs his jacket, “so you’re gonna strut and do a pretty little spin. If your ass don’t look good, we know it’s not the one.”
“You are so romantic,” you say dryly as you add your coat to the row along the rod.
“Oh, I’m thinking the whole nine yard. Veil, flowers, something blue, something inside you–”
“Right, let’s just get this over with before I vomit,” you interrupt him.
“Ah, little baby Hansen already causing trouble.”
“No, you. You make me sick.”
He snickers and grabs your arm. He pulls you to him, his other arm looping around you. He leans in and you try to turn your face away. He catches your chin and holds you in place as he plants a sloppy kiss on your mouth.
“You think they’ll let me kiss you other lips at the altar,” he purrs as he parts, “climb up under your skirt–”
“Do you ever stop?”
“Not really,” he answers, another slap on your ass, “let’s go, peaches.”
He keeps an arm around you as he guides you away from the entryway and back to the front room where the rack of dresses waits. The golden bar has been righted and the garment bags rehung. Lloyd lets you go and strides ahead of you, pushing apart the wire hangers with a hum.
“Oh, this one is my front runner,” he turns to you and holds out a white bag, “this one first.”
You glare at him and slowly approach, taking it with hesitance.
“So, when exactly is this wedding supposed to happen because I probably won’t fit into these soon–”
“You sign?” He challenges.
You swallow and give an indecisive look to the ceiling.
“I told you I would–”
“Later,” he waves you off, “don’t spoil this.”
You barely keep from rolling your eyes. You? Spoil it? You look down at the hang and drag away the long garment bag.
“Change here,” he insists as he sits on the sofa, stretching his arms wide across the back, “behind that… whatever.”
He points to the fanned divider placed to the impractical aesthetic of whatever designer he paid to decorate. You sniff and near the wall, pulling it out to angle it around so you have some room behind it. You peek over at him as he feels his mustache and smirks at the room.
You dip behind the barrier and unzip the bag. The contents are worse than you could ever imagine. A white leather halter dress. Not your style, if you can claim to have any. You sigh and pull it out.
“What’s up, doll face?” Lloyd taunts from the other side.
“Nothing,” you lie, your tone betraying your agitation.
You undress and open the zipper as wide as it goes. You struggle to pull the tight leather sheath up your body and strain to do it up. You’re less impressed by the cut out over your cleavage and long split down the thigh. Worse, the way it stretches over your stomach makes you feel even more exposed.
“This isn’t it,” you drone, “I’m taking it off–”
“Get out here,” he speaks over you.
“Lloyd, I hate it–”
“That shit’s designer so you walk your ass out here and give me a look,” he intones, “now, sweetheart.”
You hold back another frustrated exhale and move slowly. The leather creaks loudly and you cringe. You come around the divider and march over to the sofa. You stop before him and cross your arms.
“It’s too small.”
“Fuck,” he leans forward and steeples his hands, brushing his fingers up under his chin, “you look fucking hot.”
“Don’t–”
“Your tits look huge. Like… humongous–” He makes a motion as if squeezing your chest.
You stare at him, unable to conceal your anger. Is he just saying he likes it because he knows you don’t or is he really that tacky?
“Turn,” he spins his finger in the air. You take a breath and obey. As you do, he growls and slaps his thigh. “Damn, that ass. I mean, you can’t see it but let me tell you, it looks magnificent. The kinda ass a man could dive right into.”
“Right, thanks,” you face him again with a sneer, “can I take this shit off?”
“You can hike up that skirt and give daddy a ride,” he sits back as he drags his hands up his pants and pulls his knees apart. The bulge beneath the white pants is all too obvious.
“This isn’t the dress, Lloyd. There are a dozen more–”
“I know it’s not, but you gotta fuck me in it at least once,” he picks at his fly.
You cringe and slowly bend to grab the skirt, pushing it back at the split as you get closer. He pulls his dick above his pants and strokes himself, reaching for your hip as he guides you into his lap. You get on your knees as you fight the leather around you and he rubs his tip against your entrance.
You sink down onto him and he trails his fingertips up your body. He covers your tits with his hands and squeezes, bucking below you as he groans.
“Fuck, baby, I don’t think I’m ready to share these,” he leans forward and buries his face in your cleavage, shaking his head with a lewd noise. He pulls back and tilts his head up to look at you, “I’m just fine with a formula baby.”
You push him against the couch and rock your hips. It’s the only way to shut him up. And you’ll gladly take a moment of peace before they’re gone for good.
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kthecutest · 7 months
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what kinks do you think jo (&team) has? also, what he'd be into? thank you ~~
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Jo's kinks:・゚✧:・゚
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Genre : NSFW (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ 🥕 A/N ೃ⁀➷ MINORS DNI ( ≖‿ ≖ )I genuinely feel like Jo doesn't match with any of the wild common kinks that are found very often, so I had to dig a little deeper into the kink world to pick out some rare but suitable ones for his type :3
Size Kink
First thing that comes to mind when we’re talking about this giant child, it’s gotta be the SIZE. Like we know how tall this kid is compared to all of us and we know that, the height isn’t the only huge value on his body okay. Mans would definitely be so into just staring at the place where your pussy and his length connect as he slides in and out and would probably drool seeing his ENORMOUS cock being able to fit into your tight little pussy. Seeing that alone would give him extra stamina, this mans will start speeding up his thrusts and will be able to go on for so many rounds to the point that you’d be on the verge of passing out and will be trying to push him off only to no avail.
Bulge Kink
This goes hand in hand with the size kink. We know for a fact that the outline of his cock would be visible through your stomach and he just loves to see it to the point that he’d start putting you in positions where he could hit the spot more often and will get to see the bulge. If y’all were in a position where he can’t really see the full view of your stomach, his long hands will still reach beneath you and press at the bulging outline forming on your skin. Might as well feel it if he can’t see right? Best position if it’s something like missionary of course. It might be considered basic or vanilla but he gets the view of the bulge and also can easily press on it whenever he wants; so it’s a win for him.
Gagging Kink
Goes along with the size kink reallllly well. Like Jo would get off so much on getting to see his huge length fit right in your mouth and sometimes even poking at your cheeks. Would love when you complain that your jaw’s already hurting but doesn’t give a shit – the boy just wanna act mean once in a while you know. Would take the chance of you distracted with your own complaints to grip your hair aggressively before moving your head aggressively up and down his length. Jo can’t help but flash a silent smile when he gets to see your broken expression with tears and drool dripping down your cheeks and mouth.
Food Play
Jo loves food, he REALLLLLY loves food and one thing he loves as much is YOU. And it’s only the best when he gets to combine his two favorites. The most common item he’ll use in this play is probably something sweet like whip cream or fruits. Would apply the cool whip cream on your nipples and all over your pussy. He’d really be so into just digging into his meal, you’d even find him sometimes getting more aggressive unlike his usual gentle self. It just tastes too good, could you blame him? Sometimes would also plate sushi and sashimi all over you like in those luxury restaurants. He’s also a hella artistic person so you’d probably even mistake him as an actual experienced person at this kind of thing at times – which he is absolutely.
Temperature Play
Part 2 of Food play but instead Jo decides to use ice. The idea randomly popped up in his head while going to the freezer to get a cool popsicle. The boy returned to the living room with a bucket of ice and the popsicle itself. You’d have no idea and just follow his words when he tells you to lie down. You’re only alerted when you felt a cold icy touch travelling all over your body until you feel something freezing prodding at your entrance. You’d hear stuff shuffle around behind you before the long, stick-like object with a low chilling temperature push past the entrance and deeper into you, as you feel a contradicting warmth above you – “Babe.. it’s pretty hot today right? I think you might want a cold treat”
Brush Play
Kinda goes hand in hand with his artistic talent. We know how good Jo’s arts are and we also know that he loves to draw. But sometimes he’d just prefer you rather than his normal canvas. Also goes along with the factor – Bondage. Jo would have to tie you down most of the time, probably in a really erotic or artistic way and then starts his brush work. He’d dip his soft brush into the ink and start doodling all over your exposed skin. But for your hole, a clean brush would be used. He’d spend hoursss teasing your clit and folds and you’d whine spontaneously, begging him to stop teasing you. When he’s had enough of edging you enough, he’d thrust the tool into your wet hole and have your restrained figure squirm around from the itch and pleasure.
Aftercare
We do not even need to MENTION how SWEET and GENTLE this boy would be after all the messy horny shit. Would treat you like a ball of glass. Would carry you straight into the bathroom – I guess in a way of flexing his height and his body size comparing to your petite body. Would place you in a nice warm cozy bath and gets in together with you; you two would probably be in there for like an hour, just soaking up the humid heat and sharing body warmth.
Next morning? -  Would try to make some food for you and wrap you in a cozy thick blanket – “Hun, you don’t have to do anything today ok?” Kisses your cheek knowing you still can’t move from all the heated shit that went down the earlier night. Would go downstairs to the kitchen to make you breakfast and will secretly giggle and blush when he recalls the events that occurred. You could easily tell his secretive actions though, by the time he’s returned with the dishes – I guess Jo is just bad at hiding his reddened little ears.
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scarlettriot · 2 years
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Handle with Care
Pairing: Kirishima X f!Reader
Warnings: No smut but Reader is topless. Lots and lots of fluff
Contains: Establish relationship, Aged up (late 20s-early 30s) Kiri and Reader have a daughter together, shower scene, Kiri is just super soft and takes care of Reader
Summary: Kiri comes home from a late night patrol to find his wife curled up and sick on the sofa.
A/N: This is so self indulgent and I will not apologize for it. Do I have 500 other things I should be working on? Duh. But I am sick and would like to be coddled so yeah.
WC: 1.2K ish
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Eijiro walked through the front door shortly after midnight. The lower half of his body was still clad in his hero costume but he had a jacket covering his upper half. He tugged off his boots and that was when he noticed the flickering blue light coming from the living room.
He cautiously investigated since you were usually in bed when he got home this late. He half expected to find his 5 year old up and sneakily watching her favorite show but instead he found you. Bundled up on the edge of the sofa, all wrapped up in a blanket with a box of tissues at your side and a trash can just below, nearly full of used ones. Throat lozenges littered the coffee table filling the space between your barely eaten bowl of soup and your half-drunk water bottle.
Your mouth hung open and he could faintly hear the garbled sound of congestion when you breathed. He also noticed the dampness of your shirt collar, covered in sweat, and when he just hovered his hand over your forehead he could feel the heat radiating off you.
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Quickly, Eijiro went into the bedroom and kicked his way out of his pants, discarding the jacket on the plush bench at the end of the bed but he never really slowed down on his way to the bathroom. He cranked the shower water as hot as it could possibly go and pushed the head away so the spray stayed clear of the stone bench in the back, doing his best to keep the sitting area dry. Then he turned on the little diffuser and waited until the scent of eucalyptus hit his nose before he pulled on sweats and made his way out to you, making sure the door was shut firmly behind him.
He remembered when your daughter was sick, nose so stuffy there was no chance of her breathing through it, you took her into a steam-filled bathroom to help break some of it up. That had to work for you too, right?
You stirred when he pulled back the blanket, bringing your limbs in close to your chest, and when he lifted you into his arms you grumbled incoherently at him. “Eiji, baby, put me back. Don’t wanna get you sick.”
He tried so hard not to laugh at your nasally tone and failed, snickering, “We’ve been together for well over a decade and I think I’ve been sick once that entire time.”
“Four times.” You corrected with a stern gaze.
“Eating bad sushi and getting food poisoning doesn’t count. So, two. Now, please stop arguing and lemme take care of you.”
“Fine. But, can you take care of me on the sofa? ‘M so cold and my blanket was warm.”
“Nope. You’re cold ‘cause you got a fever. And ya sound like you’re starting up a snot factory.” He lowered his voice as he carried you past your daughter‘s room. “Gonna get you in the shower, okay?”
You didn’t try to get out of it at all. He set you down on the bathroom counter, the room now full of steam, “arms up for me… atta girl.”
The shirt was discarded in the hamper and he didn’t bother to slip you into another one just yet. He picked you right back up and brought you in the shower with him.
The bench managed to stay mostly dry, and what water did splash on his sweats, Eijiro didn’t mind one bit. Your legs straddled his lap when he took a seat, chests pressed against each other with your head tucked into the crook of his neck.
“Smells good, Eiji. Haven’t been able to smell anything all day.”
“It’s eucalyptus… I think that’s supposed to help, right?”
You turned your head and pressed a kiss to the hinge of his stubble covered jaw. “Yes, baby, think this is helping already.”
He smiled happily to himself and continued to lazily run his hands across your bare back.
He leaned his head against the shower wall, letting his own eyes dip shut. The steam seeping into his sore muscles and the cracks in his skin that still remained from his patrol. He’d been considering the benefits of installing a sauna when your quiet snores hit his ears.
For just a little while longer, he held you in the warmth of the shower to get as much congestion broken up as possible and ease whatever aches you felt. But, when the time came to get out, he turned the water and wrapped a towel around you. “Sit up for just a second, love, lemme dry you off.”
You did as he asked, even with eyes shut, and once he had a clean shirt on you, he helped you lay back in bed.
“Covers?” You nodded and he pulled them up to your chin. “I’ll be right back.”
He kissed your forehead and quietly padded out of the room. The living room was easy to pick up, he just brought your bowl into the kitchen and grabbed a few things to set on your nightstand in case you needed them.
A full bottle of water, your tissues and lozenges and some medication too. Once all that was good to go, he finally crawled into bed beside you. Holding you close for most of the night until you decided you were too hot and shoved off of him, kicking your half of the blankets off in a sleepy dramatic fashion that he had to clap a hand over his mouth to keep himself from busting out laugh.
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Come morning, Eijiro heard the bedroom door creak open and saw that head of messy ebony hair slowly make her way into your guy’s room.
“C’mere, little pebble.” His voice was groggy, thick with sleep but his daughter walked over to his side of the bed with a pout on her little face.
“But, mama always wakes up wif me.”
“Well, dada’s going to t’day, sound good?”
She started to grin as you stirred.
“Ei, s’okay, I can take her.” He turned his head to see your exhausted eyes just barely open. “You got home late, stayed up with me, and have another shift t’night. You need sleep too, babe.”
He shook his head. “Nope. I’m takin’ the day off. Texted Kat last night.”
Your eyes opened a little wider. “Crap, I did get you sick!”
Eijiro just chuckled and kissed you smack on the lips despite your protests. “You did not get me sick. What you didn’t do was call me to come home early to take care of you yesterday, so, I’m doin’ it today.” He tossed the blankets off him and scooped your daughter up in his arms. “Let’s go make mama some breakfast, yeah? Then we can all come back and eat it in bed.”
The little girl squealed with joy at the impromptu plans while Eijiro leaned down to give you another quick kiss.
“Take such good care of me, baby.” You mumbled to him softly.
“‘Nd I always will.”
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manicplank · 2 months
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Can you do who makes the best pizzas headcanons? I wanna know your opinion on who’s the best and worst pizza chef
okok quick one before I go to bed
Who makes the best pizza?
Peppino: Actually makes a PHENOMENAL pizza. He carefully crafts everything from scratch. It's a shame he doesn't get enough customers. Maybe it's due to the pizzeria being in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Gustavo: Almost as good as Peppino's. Just a touch different. As hard as he tries, he cannot recreate a pizza just like Peppino's.
Mr. Stick: Can't even cook a frozen pizza. Burns it. Orders out, but not from Peppino's.
Pepperman: Always puts too much peppers on it. Red, green, orange, poblano, habanero, jalapeño, chilli. Every pepper that exists. Also puts black pepper, because he thinks it's an actual pepper. It comes out soggy and tastes awful.
The Vigilante: Has never made a pizza from scratch. Probably would make an okay pizza if he had. The dough and sauce would be a bit below mediocre, but the cheese would be amazing (just don't ask how he made the cheese).
The Noise: HATES pizza, duh. Will destroy any pizza he sees, not just Peppino's. Is banned from most pizza restaurants. Pizza Hut? Banned. Domino's? Banned. MOD Pizza? Banned. Chuck E Cheese? EXTRA BANNED (he tried to steal the entire play area). The list goes on. God help the poor delivery drivers that he's assaulted for delivering pizza.
Noisette: Secretly likes pizza but doesn't bring it around The Noise. She can't for the life of her make a pizza from scratch. The dough ends up filling an entire room because she put too much of one ingredient in. The sauce probably ends up burning a hole through the earth. She just put slices of American cheese on there thinking it would work.
Fake Peppino: His pizzas are... weird. They're soggy, drippy... I don't think they even count as a solid matter. Don't eat it. You'll probably die. It's made of... um... Dough? Really weird, wet dough... And is that blood? You should probably start running. There was regular mozzarella on there, but he ate it.
Pizzahead: HEAR ME OUT. Makes an amazing pizza, but isn't anywhere near as good as Peppino's. He probably ruins it with preservatives. Uses the tiniest bit of himself, usually just a pinch of cheese off of his arm. Still, unnerving. When he makes the pizza, it's good, but his factory pizzas FUCKING SUCK.
Pillar John: Love this guy, but he probably puts literally anything and everything on a pizza. Every topping imaginable, it's on there. Probably even puts sushi on a pizza, because that's what he thought sushi pizza meant.
Gerome: After all he's been through, he doesn't like pizza anymore. He used to like pizza, but once everything happened with the tower, he quickly began to despise it.
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sarahrogersevans · 1 year
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A Friend’s Coffee Date Part 2- Bucky Barnes shy!xreader fan fic
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Summary: Bucky & Y/N go out for a sushi date as their first official date after going out for coffee last time
Warnings: a bit angsty, fluffy cuteness, soft cute Bucky, reader is a bit shy, not a lot of warnings for this one
~Bucky’s POV~
I just got back from going on a mission with Sam and I missed Y/N a lot while I was gone and I got my phone out and dialed Y/N’s number to see if she wanted to go out again. I heard Y/N answer after a few rings and she said “hey you! I was just thinking about you, how are you Bucky?” I smiled hearing her voice and I replied saying “hey doll, I just got back into town and I was wondering if you wanted to go out for a date today?” Y/N said “I would love to!! Want me to meet you somewhere??” I thought about it but I really wanted to pick her up I didn’t wanna wait any longer to see her so I said “no, I’ll come by your place to pick you up in say an hour? If that’s ok?” Y/N said “Yea! Sounds good! See you soon Buck! Bye.” I went back to my place to change clothes and get ready and I had an idea in mind for where I wanted to take her & went to grab some flowers on my way.
~Y/N’s POV~
I was so excited that I was gonna see Bucky again, it had been a few days and I was starting to really miss him. I heard a knock on my door a bit later and I went to open it and Bucky was standing there holding some flowers and he smiled at me and said “hey Y/N, you look beautiful today. These are for you.” I let him walk in and he handed me the flowers and hugged me. I hugged him and said “thank you for the flowers Buck, I missed you.” Bucky kissed my cheek and said “I missed you too doll I really did, ready to go?” I pulled away to put the flowers in a vase & said “almost, let me go get my purse and my jacket one second.” He nodded and I went to my bedroom to get what I needed and I walked back out and saw Bucky looking at the photos I had on the wall and I walked over and said “hey, I’m ready!” Bucky turned to face me and said “great! Let’s go.”
I locked the door to my apartment on the way out and I said “so where are we going?” Bucky took my hand in his while we walked and he said “I was thinking we could go for sushi for our first date, I remembered when we had coffee last time that you said your favorite food is sushi so I thought we’d do that.” I was surprised he remembered I said that, I talked a lot that day and sometimes I don’t even remember what I said but I love how he always listened when I said something, I don’t feel heard much but Bucky changed all that.
We got to the sushi place and we were seated and given menus to look through and Bucky said “wow!.. everything sounds great, what kind of sushi do you usually order Y/N?” I looked through the menu and I looked at Bucky and said “hmm I order the california roll and the spicy shrimp or crab rolls what about you?” Bucky shrugged and said “I’m kind of basic and have anything that has avacado in it.” I nodded and said “gotcha, that sounds like the california roll I like those, so I have a confession to make.. please don’t laugh but, I can’t use chopsticks..” I hid my face in my hands and Bucky reached his hand over to me and said “Y/N hey it’s ok, I wouldn’t laugh at you doll. Don’t hide your face.” I uncovered my face after feeling his hand rub mine & he’s smiling and said “there you are pretty doll, I can teach you how to use chopsticks, it’s nothing to be embarrased about I promise.” I blushed and felt relieved he didn’t tease me or make fun of me and I nodded saying “I would really appreciate that Bucky thank you.” A few minutes later the server came and asked us for our order and Bucky told them what we wanted. Bucky then put his hand on mine and said “you’re so beautiful doll, I’m glad you’re here I missed you while I was gone I thought about you everyday.” I blushed and said “I thought about you too Buck I’m glad you’re home safe, I’m glad you kept in touch while you were gone it helped hearing your voice on the phone.” Bucky kissed my hand and said “of course doll I love hearing from you. You know I love you right?” I smiled and said “I love you too babe.”
When our food came I got really excited and said “oooh everything looks so good! Thank you!” Bucky saw I was nervous about the chopsticks and said “hey doll want me to help you or want me to ask for a fork? It’s up to you.” I thought for a moment and said “no, I wanna give it another try. Would you teach me?” Bucky smiled and said “of course I would Y/N! Here ok watch me ok?” I nodded and I watched how he had the sticks in his hand and he picked up a piece of sushi and he said “here like this and you keep a good grip on the sushi with the chopsticks as you lean in to eat it.” I picked up my set of chopsticks to give it a try and did what he showed me and I slowly picked up the sushi with my chopsticks and lifted it towards me almost dropping it but kept a hold of it and leaned in to eat it and after chewing each bite and swallowing I got excited and said “oh my gosh!.. I did it!” Bucky said “that was perfect doll I’m proud of you!” He got up from his seat and came over to sit down by me cupping my face in his hands and leaned in to kiss me and we made out for a minute and it was very tender and loving and I smiled in between kisses and he said “god you’re adorable, I love you Y/N.” I leaned in to hug him and said “I love you too Bucky.”
Bucky got our check from the server and be paid for our meal and we went for a walk for a bit around town and we got someone to take a photo of us with my phone & Bucky had us do a really cute pose with him standing behind me with his arms around me with his head on my shoulder and Bucky took my phone to look at the picture and said “oh that’s a good one, can I send this to myself?” I smiled and said “oh of course honey go ahead.” He quickly sent the photo his phone and handed me my phone and we got back to my apartment and I opened the door and said “hey, would you stay with me for a bit? I don’t want you to go yet.” Bucky walked in and kissed me and said “I would love to, wanna cuddle on the couch?” I nodded and we sat down on the couch and Bucky pulled me over closer to him so I’d lay on his chest and his arm wrapped around me. I got comfortable and closed my eyes and said “thank you for a wonderful date today Bucky I loved spending the day with you.” Bucky kissed the top of my head and said “anything for my girl.” He saw I had fallen asleep and pulled the blanket to cover me and whispered “goodnight doll I love you.”
Hey lovelies! Alright so I know a lot of you were wanting a 2nd part to the fan fic A Friend’s Coffee Date, I just finished writing it! I hope you all enjoy! 🤗🙂♥️♥️xx
Btw the link for part 1 will be on here, I’ll have it pasted
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melancholysway · 1 year
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TMNT Headcanons - Allergies!
Things the boys are allergic to because I’m lactose intolerant & I still need time to do my requests yet stay active so I'm posting my drafts for the time being LMAO
Leonardo
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Eggs. I don't know why, but I hc that all Leo's are allergic to eggs.
Not that it has a big impact on him, he usually eats traditional Japanese meals. However, some of them do include eggs, so he uses the plant based egg alternative as a placeholder.
Since 2012 Mikey cooks for everyone, he's conscious of the ingredients he puts into the food. If a recipe is egg dominant, like a cake or pasta, he makes a special desert/meal for his big brother. He might make a flourless/egg-less cake, and use chickpea pasta instead of the regular.
Bayverse Leo just omits everything with eggs. For breakfast, he usually reaches for toast anyway.
2012 Leonardo eats a struggle meal at breakfast. Since they're limited to breakfast foods, he usually eats cereal.
P.S: He really likes Special K vanilla and almond cereal. <3
Rise!Leo is the first to actually try and eat it to see how bad his reaction would be. Spoiler: he has to bench in the bed for a week. Yeah, it's that bad. Mix that in with a rash and he's never trying that again.
2007 Leo is more plant-based anyway, since he lived a year in the jungle. So, he's used to not eating anything but fruits or nuts.
Raphael
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This boy is sensitive to milk. It may be because I wanna pass the lactose intolerant torch down to one of the turtles, but I seriously think Raphael does not like dairy milk anyway.
Bayverse & 2007 Raph are seriously into their physique. They have a good balance of meats and veggies, but can’t have dairy milk.
He likes Almond milk.
Not only is almond milk a great alternative for non-dairy drinkers, but you get much more calcium that way!
I also headcanon that although the guys eat pizza all the time like in the shows, Raph is the one who doesn't eat it as much. He's way too into his body to mess up his progress. He eats it in moderation. Plus, cheese is a dairy product, but it doesn't mess him up like dairy milk does.
Rise!Raph is massive, so I imagine a tiny little ounce of cow's milk messing him up to be very fitting.
2012 Raph tries to thug out his milk intolerance, but it never goes well. Long story short, after many days of feeling lethargic and throwing up, he knows better.
Donatello
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SHELLFISH YALL
turtle shell puns aside
Donatello is allergic to shell fish and I feel so bad because I LOVE me some crab.
I just know Raph clowns him for it to and they bicker over which allergy is worse.
R: Don try this Cali roll, oh wait, ya cant!
D: Wow this milkshake is great! have a try raph! oh wait...whoops! I'll just give it to Mikey.
Always always always!
Do not invite him to your takeout sushi shindig, he will not be able to eat anything.
Leo is the one who usually eats fish, so whenever Mikey makes his special plate, Donnie audibly gags. It's not just the fact that he's allergic, it's the smell.
2012 Donnie really hates fighting FishFace because of the smell
it makes him wanna throw up.
So a lot of the times he just wants to get in and get out when a mission involves fighting Xever.
2007 and Bayverse donnie live off of small snacks, so they don't ever have to think about their food containing fish
Rise!Donnie makes this joke everytime he eats goldfish crackers
"Guys look, I'm eating fish," *wiggles eyebrows*
everyone else: :|
Michelangelo
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GLUTEN
Now here ya'll go in the comments
bUt MeLanChOLY, MiKeY'S AlWAys EaTinG PiZZa!!!
OKAY!?!!?!?!
Gluten free pizza ;)
No i swear it. He has some sort of intolerance. You know how sometimes you may eat a certain food so much that after a while your body just rejects it?
It's not pizza his body's rejecting though, it's gluten.
So now, he's in a frenzy, when Donnie told him, he gave him a sad puppy-eyed look & said
"So...I can't....have...pizza anymore? For forever??"
He's happy when Donnie says he still can.
They have to order gluten--free pizza now. But rejoice! Times are changing, diet culture is changing, the world is changing! Gluten free options are pretty much everywhere! Woohoo!
I feel like Rise!Mikey is PISSED he can't eat bagels. I feel like he would love a mean everything bagel with cream cheese.
But, do not fear, there are gluten free breads available!
2012 Mikey just gets gluten-free everything now. It's mainly the gluten from bread, but just for fun, he'll get gluten free snacks
2007 & Bayverse Mikey go on strike and try to not eat anymore pizza to see if it'll "reset his body,"
Raph bursts his bubble and let's him now that's not how allergies or intolerances work
"Take it from someone who ain't had milk in years, mikey."
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Glee Sentence Meme - Jagged Little Tapestry
“Sorry I’m late, I think I had some bad sushi last night,”
“Nobody’s accusing you of anything,”
“I came back because I’m in trouble, I need help,”
“That’s an insane web of lies,”
“I refuse to be restrained by the laws of the man, I like to think outside of the box,”
“How can I argue with the logic of your giant generous heart?”
“I think that you and I should live in New York together,”
“Living my life with you is one of the few things that is actually as good in real life as it is in my imagination,”
“I feel bad that I lied,”
“Some people love someone because they make them a better person, and that’s not why I love you because you’ve always just wanted me to be myself,”
“Will you marry me?”
“I just, I don’t think you’re being supportive,”
“If you’re too tired, just say so, you don’t have to lie,”
“I just feel like if I start seeing someone else, or even just go on a date, I’ll be admitting that it’s over, and I don’t wanna do that,”
“Wow, that didn’t go at all the way I pictured it,”
“I promise you I am going to get everything that I can to help you,”
“What happened back there?”
“I always find that littartly running away from my problems is usually my safest play,”
“No need to lecture me, I know I screwed up,”
“I’m sorry, I was way out of line,”
“You may have noticed that I’ve been acting sorta weird lately,”
“You can’t just hit people,”
“It’s really great having you here, but I haven’t been completely honest with you,”
“You don’t have to impress me, I already like you,”
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sneezemonster15 · 2 years
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Why do u think even some sns shippers are insecure? They have no reason to be but some are. I've seen it myself. Do u think it's coz they hear anti arguments all the time and just end up believing it? Like social conformity where u know it isn't right but u follow what everyone around u is doing anyway so u can be a part of the crowd
Yeah, some of it is due to the urge to conform, like you said.
But I think it's mostly because of the catch- 22 like situation that Naruto manga has created. As per shounen guidelines, the manga can't have gay main characters, also it can't feature a gay relationship so majorly. I don't think it's so much written in stone but just one of those unwritten rules that everyone abides by, and mangakas want to conform to. Shounen mangas usually aren't about love stories, love stories are usually side plots in them and not the main plot. Naruto is shounen manga. And yet its central narrative is about two gay boys in love with each other.
Shounen manga industry is a very competitive industry. Since the 80's, it has flourished greatly. Not that it wasn't functioning before that, but especially after the economic boom in Japan, it thrived even more. When their quality of life improves, people invest in entertainment, leisure and pleasure. If you had to constantly fret about where you would get your two meals from, you wouldn't care about movies and comic books. So when mangakas started to get a lot of patronage and opportunities, the number of professional mangakas soared. So did their creations. Competition increased. Every mangaka wanted to top the other. Even Kishi has a rival. Oda. He talks about him often.
Take Ruruoni Kenshin. Its mangaka Watsuki decided that he wanted to write a shounen manga different from the other ones at the time, to stand out. Ruruoni Kenshin is a 'romance' manga set in a very sensitive historical period in Japan. It did stand out. It's a critically well received and quite a popular manga.
The Japanese are not afraid of working hard and long. It's part of their culture. Jiro Ono is almost a hundred years old and still making sushi, the best sushi in the world. He still insists he has not perfected the art (of making sushi) and still perseveres to excel at it. Boy I am very glad I wasn't born in Japan. Because I love my chill time and resent anything that disturbs it. I would not have thrived there, lol.
Anyway.
Kishi also decided to do something different, to stand out. Kishi was ambitious. You can tell from his interviews and notes from the manga. So he made two male rivals and main characters kiss each other, never been done before in shounen manga's history. And wrote a gay love story as the central narrative of the manga.
So the catch 22 situation was that shounen manga can't have major gay characters or gay relationship and yet Naruto and Shippuden did. But SNS isn't canon because they are gay and this is shounen.
So the SNS fans you are talking about go with the safest take. That it's accidental. Or unintentional. Or just queerbaiting. Doesn't help that most of these SNS fans don't understand how storytelling works. And so when they are confronted by antis who ship the canon couples, they get insecure because their ship isn't canon. And this catch-22 situation confuses them, makes them insecure. They don't wanna be the target of ridicule so they just go on believing that SNS is just in their heads.
Well it's not. Welcome to my Ted talk. Lol.
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angstyaches · 1 year
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I really wanna see Blake at that point of having a stomach flu where hes sick enough that he realizes he needs to accept the help thats offered. hes puked so much that he’s probably empty but hes still got such a bad belly and the fear of what might happen is making things worse. From what little we know of them all i think Astrophel can relate to that sort of fear and might be a good calming presence to have around? or just one of the people blake would find the least irritating because at least xes usually quiet
Ahh thank you so much for requesting sick Blake, anon!
CONTEXT: This takes place TWO YEARS before the official MARS story will begin. It's Blake's second-last retreat before he misses a few. The actual story will pick up upon his return, around two or three years after this.
CW: illness, emeto, anger outbursts, magically drained, vision/prophecy, stimming, yelling and cursing.
Word Count: 1,793
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As he opened the door, looking like a dishevelled, cadaverous ghost of himself, Blake Forte sighed, as though in heavy resignation. A silken dressing gown sat rather astutely over his button-up pyjamas, though he were proud to be in the formal uniform of the indisputably sick.
“I told Madame A that I wished to be left alone,” he mumbled. “So, naturally, this intrusion is no surprise.”
Astrophel stepped into the room with the older witch’s bedroom with the tray, much to Blake’s apparent disdain. He didn’t try to intervene, however, and just observed placidly while he withdrew to his bed.
“I do not require food,” he sighed, slinking towards the headrest with all of the listlessness and eyelid-fluttering of a Victorian wife struck down with cholera. . “My stomach is way too delicate right now.”
Astrophel laid the tray down on top of his chest of drawers regardless.
“I suppose you’ve also been tasked with checking up on my condition.”
Astrophel turned to look at him again.
“I do not see why they didn’t send the great Forrester instead. Although, admittedly, you are the least insufferable choice."
Astrophel could, at least, report to Madame A that Blake's illness had not had an effect on his personality.
"What are you going to do for me, anyway?” Blake’s eyes – one icy-blue, one the colour of tree bark – glared out at Astrophel from between swollen eyelids and the shadowy eyebags. His skin was alarmingly grey. “If you were of any use in this scenario, you’d have warned me that I was going to fall ill.”
As unreasonable as this statement was, and as safe as Astrophel felt in the knowledge that it was indeed unreasonable, it still inflicted a sour sting to something that rested just behind xyr breastbone. In Astrophel’s line of work (although it pained xem a little to call what xe did ‘work’; it felt like implying that xe had been enslaved, not chosen), building up an immunity to this kind of comment was not as easy and fast a feat as one would have hoped. People chose to feel disappointed, abandoned, betrayed, and personally attacked, based on which snippets of the future did or didn’t present themselves to Astrophel in a timely manner.
“There’s a basin under the sink,” Blake croaked. “Will you get it for me.”
It wasn’t a question.
Astrophel knew what Rex Westbury would have said in this moment. Get fucked, Forte. Or maybe, Get fucked, dickhead, if she was feeling particularly spicy and lackadaisical about putting graphic, colourful ideas into his head.
Astrophel crouched by the sink in the corner of the room – Blake had evidently been using it over the course of his stomach flu, and although he seemed to have tried to clean it, there were streaks and spatters of dried vomit near the edges. Astrophel had noticed that when it came to basic domestic tasks, Blake lacked ability, but xe supposed that this was to be expected of those who came from households like the Fortes’. Add that to the fact that, on a good day at least, Blake could probably just manifest himself a new, clean sink, along with a platter of sushi and a Long Island Iced Tea.
Astrophel had never really learned the extent of Blake’s abilities, since conversing with him was particularly taxing.
“Hurry up,” Blake grumbled.
Astrophel opened the cabinet beneath the sink and pulled out the red plastic basin. Xe froze for a moment, stunned by the fact that there was little else on the shelves to suggest that anybody actually occupied this room. There was a toothpaste tube and a travel-sized bottle of facewash on the side of the sink (both drugstore brand), but while Astrophel and the others had need for storage of things like hand creams, body sprays, and makeup, Blake had brought... nothing.
Either he lived a surprisingly minimal lifestyle despite his upbringing, or he was unaware of how much joy he was missing out on. Astrophel, for one, couldn’t imagine dressing xemself and walking downstairs in the morning without a spritz of cologne.
Xe stood, carrying the basin towards the side of the bed where Blake had nested himself.
And then, the back of Astrophel’s neck tightened, as though a very thin layer of cement had just started to solidify beneath the surface of the skin. Xe stiffened, hands tightening around the basin as though safeguarding xemself from dropping it.
Phone, phone, phone, phone, phone, phone, phone, PHONE, PHONE, PHONE! PHONE! PHONE! –
Xe stuck one hand in xyr pocket, fingers scrambling for the lump of blue-and-yellow playdough. Xe rolled the ball gently between xyr thumb and forefinger, picturing the way the blues and yellows streaked past one another, never smudging, never mixing, so long as xyr touch was delicate. 
Xyr eyes flicked towards Blake’s phone, which was perched on the nightstand and rocketed into Astrophel’s focus. The shift in xyr focus didn’t go unnoticed to Blake, and he turned his retched gaze towards the phone, too.
PHONE – PHONEEEEE – PHONY – PHONICS – TONICs – GIN AND TONIC – GINGER SNAPS – FINGER SNAP – SNAP – SNAP –
Xe took xyr hand out of xyr pocket again and snapped xyr fingers, and the screeching inside xyr head simmered into an immediate, complete silence, as though a blanket of snow had been gently draped over the landscape of xyr thoughts.
The room fell silent, too – for about five seconds, before Blake’s phone started to ring.
Blake jumped at the sound of it, his already ashen face losing even more of its colour as he eyed the illuminated screen. He seemed to take a rather nauseated swallow, though Astrophel guessed it was a different breed of nausea to the one he’d been previously fighting.
“I’m n-not… I’m not answering it,” Blake growled, as though Astrophel had asked. He slumped to the side again, facing away from the nightstand. “If my f-father wishes to s-speak with me, he is w-well within his means to come here and do so.”
Astrophel couldn’t relate to the sentiment. Xyr parents called every night at 9 p.m. and knew that if xe didn’t answer, there was a high chance that something was very wrong.
Although, if xyr biological parents one day called them out of the blue, xe might leave the phone to ring out, also, unless curiosity got the better of xem…
“This... this cannot be happening. Astrophel,” Blake choked out, pointing towards the basin in xyr hands.
Xe was stunned for a moment, wrestling with the realisation that this was the first time Blake had used xyr new name. He’d never exactly deadnamed xem, but had rather gone about with an air of avoidance. Xe only basked in the warmth of this development for a couple of beats, before realising that Blake was trembling and swallowing back vomit.
Astrophel gave an urgent little hum as an apology and thrust the basin in his direction. 
Blake didn’t sit up or change position, put rather scooped the basin into his embrace and curled up around it, like it were a small child or animal that he’d been tasked with protecting while it slept. 
“I’m in terrible, horrible pain right now.” Blake whispered so quietly that it seemed like he hardly wanted to be heard. His eyelids fluttered again, this time remaining shut.
If Astrophel had been expected to speak, or if Blake would understand xyr sign language, xe still didn’t know what xe would have said. Perhaps the urge to try to comfort Blake would have won out - You’ll be alright. Don’t worry.
Once again, xe found xemself imagining what Rex would say, if she’d been sent to Blake’s room instead. Maybe she’d have said nothing at all. She wouldn’t exactly revel in the fact that a fellow witch had been struck with what seemed to be an awful virus and reduced to a shivering mess, but she was still angry enough with Blake that she, too, might have refrained from comforting him. 
"Wh-why is this... why is this happening now?" Blake's voice dipped even lower. Astrophel was growing more and more certain that he was not addressing xem, particularly as xe had no idea of the significance of now.
Then again, Blake Forte lived in a world where his problems were centric to everyone around him.
He threw up so quietly that Astrophel blinked in surprise at the brightly pigmented stomach contents that suddenly crashed into the bottom of the basin. Tendrils clung thickly to Blake’s lips, and he was either too weak or too unfazed by Astrophel’s presence to spit or wipe it away.
Astrophel turned xyr gaze towards the wallpaper over the headrest. Xe still wondering what xe should do when Blake’s phone lit up again, buzzing harshly on the painted wood. 
“Ah!” Blake screamed, as though the phone had caused him some bodily harm as it had started up, “just shut the fuck up!”
The effort of yelling made him break into a coughing fit, and before Astrophel could process his outburst, he was retching up bile again. One hand left the basin so that he could gingerly cradle his stomach. 
Astrophel didn’t realise it until it didn’t happen, but xe had expected Blake’s command to make the phone’s buzzing cease. It did not. 
A sound came from the sick witch, which was neither a retch nor a cough, but something that might have translated into a sob if he’d had any strength left to turn it into one. 
The sight was so pitiful that Astrophel’s empathetic side won out, and xe placed a hand lightly on Blake’s shoulder.
And, well... he must have found some secret reserve of energy somewhere, because he turned his head again and let loose a scratchy cry;
“Don’t touch me!” 
Astrophel took a prompt step backwards, partially out of self-preservation, but mostly in the hope that it would make Blake stop screaming at everything. 
"Just get the hell out of my room. I don't... I d-don't need you," Blake croaked, once again settling into a curled position around his basin. "And do not let Forrester or Westbury come here."
If he'd been a man of more words, perhaps Blake would have said, If Madame A sends anyone to check on me again, please make sure it's you.
But perhaps Astrophel was reading too far into it.
Xe nodded, continuing to do so as they rounded the bed and came into Blake's line of sight - just making sure that he could see xem nodding. So that he could see that xe understood. Or didn't understand. He'd see what he wanted to see, at the end of the day.
"Thanks," he muttered, shutting his eyes before Astrophel had even opened the door to let xemself out.
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offantasiesandreams · 2 years
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I need to give an Elsen little kisses and teach him proper coping mechanisms.
Yes, we stan this request! Without them, OFF world just wouldn't be the same, so they deserve to have a nice thing happening to them! I want to add smiling Elsen so bad, I think I actually might!
Reader Kissing Elsen and Teaching Them Good Coping Mechanisms
Kiss them all you want, but the joke is really on you: After the first kiss all but the bravest of them will go limb in your arms and have smoke come out of their mouth and ears, like in anime. That is metaphorical only, by the way. We do not condone bad things happening to them, especially since this is OFF we’re talking about.
And the aforementioned brave Elsen? They can take up to three kissies before being slain and having to admit defeat. Pick them up and give them a little smooch when they make grabby hands at you, they deserve it. It makes their day, calms them down and greatly reduces the chances of them turning into Burnts.
As for their coping mechanisms: Like you said, they’re not very good. From their addiction to sugar to other things I’m not sure I should mention, all kinds of things are represented here. But this isn’t what this post should be about.
Like with any new coping mechanism that needs to be learned, it will take time and differs for every Elsen. While the ones from zone one and three will prefer something along the lines of drinking a nice cup of tea and watching a TV show or reading a book to wind down, those from zone 2 are harder to teach something new. They have their routines they think work well and have a hard time deviating from that. New things are scary and can be dangerous.
The Elsen from zones one and three are hard workers, who need a lot of physical strength. During the night, they’ll be tired. During the night is when the night sentimentality comes out. The stress of having to provide the other zones so they can survive can be a bit much to bear, especially with rather cruel guardians as well. But usually, as they tire themselves out during work already, a nice and warm cup of tea made for sleeping helps. And if not that, then a fun activity like playing a game might as well.
Zone two’s Elsen need more convincing to get their heads out of the sand and try new things. Their work is more reliant on mental strength, which is tiring as well. But that alone isn’t always enough. Physical activities might work, but that brings danger with it, so taking the time out of their day to meet up with others instead of barricading themselves is a better approach. That lets them talk about their fears and worries, giving the other ones an opportunity to give some advice as well.
Now, these are all fairly tame coping mechanisms and easy enough to suggest to them. Lend them a book or recommend them a good game/show and discuss it with them. It will help them get more engaged with it, looking forward to that activity. As time goes on, you’ll see their mental state become better and better, their smiles growing ever brighter. The Elsen will come to you to recommend you something nice they found instead as well.
Lend them an open ear. It’s hard to always listen to someone’s woes, especially when you have your own demons to fight, but they’ll do the same for you, even if they don’t always know what to say. Some will want advice, some will just want to vent to someone. Heck, some might even want a hug and hear certain words to know they’re not alone. It’s a dark time at first, but it definitely pays off in the end.
Slowly, you’ll get to watch them become healthier as well. While the Elsen are definitely busy pretty much always, they won’t forget what you’ve done for them. No matter what it is, you’ll have an army of little guys behind you, doing what they can to cheer you up as well. Need a blanket? They’ll sushi roll you. Wanna play a game? They’ll even buy it for you and play it with you. Your friends forgot your birthday? Each and every single one of them will plan a gigantic party just for you, cake and gifts and decorations and all.
One hand washes the other and they won’t ever forget that. You deserve to be taken care of as much as you take care of them.
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kakashissimp · 2 years
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 Main post: rules & prompts 
I’m so incredibly thankful for each and every one of you. I see every follow, like, reblog, & comment, and I’m so happy to recognize so many of you now. Since I started this blog, your requests have been so amazing. 
To commemorate 350 followers, I decided to start my own prompt event! This is the main post (I’ll pin it to my page!) with the prompts. To enter your request, follow the rules below and create your string of emojis (prompts!) in my ask box!
Rules
Please only request NSFW prompts if you’re 18+ (obviously I have no way of checking this with anon requests, but please respect this request nonetheless)
Anon submissions are allowed
One request at a time (one strand of emojis per submission)
Limit of two characters per request 
Multiple kinks allowed (within reason)
find the rest of my usual rules (here)
Request submission cutoff is November 10th 2022
Please note: I will accept any variation of these prompts, but I reserve the right to select which ones I write. If I don’t pick yours for whatever reason, please know it isn’t personal! I will try my best to do as many as I can.
I will be accepting prompts until November 10th 2022, but the actual writing will continue until I have finished all of the prompts I choose to accept. So even if your prompt isn’t written before the deadline, it may still be completed afterward!
How to submit your request
In my ask box, create your string of emojis that correspond with the prompt elements. You can either type the emojis themselves or physically write out what the emojis are.
Example:
(🚬 + 🔞 + 🟢 + 🍌 + 🔪)
Or
(Tree + green check + blue circle + corn)
Request Details
Character
Kakashi - 🥷 (ninja)
Shikamaru - 🚬 (cigarette)
Kiba - 🐕 (dog)
Naruto - 🍥 (naruto)
Iruka - 🎂 (cake)
Yamato/Tenzo - 🌳 (tree)
Sasuke - 🐍 (snake)
Rock lee - 😘 (kiss)
Sai - 🎨 (paint)
(Sorry if you don’t see the character you want here, these are the ones I feel comfortable writing!) 
Rating
SFW - ✅ (green check)
NSFW - 🔞 (over 18)
Reader’s gender
Female - 🔴 (red circle)
Male - 🔵 (blue circle)
Neutral - 🟢 (green circle)
Prompts
“It’s a good thing I was here to save your ass.” - 🍎 (apple)
“I’d like to see you try.” - 🍌(banana)
“You should’ve just said so.” - 🍇 (grape)
“Make me.” - 🥭(mango)
“Please don’t go.” - 🍍(pineapple)
“I’ve got nowhere else to be.” - 🥝 (kiwi)
“If you don’t kiss me soon, I’ll probably die.” - 🥒 (cucumber)
“I’m not leaving.” - 🫐 (blueberry)
“Aw, it hurts? Too bad. You’re gonna keep taking it until I’m satisfied.” - 🥦 (broccoli)
“Come. Sit.” - 🫑 (green pepper)
“Did I give you permission to do that?” - 🥕(carrot)
“Good girl/boy—that’s a good fucking girl/boy.” - 🧀 (cheese)
“Open up.” - 🥓 (bacon)
“What pretty noises you’re making for me...am I making you feel good?” - 🧈 (butter)
“You look so pretty like this.” - 🍐 (pear)
“You heard me. I told you to take off your clothes.” - 🍒 (cherry)
“You. You are the one I love.” - 🌽 (corn)
“I’m not even sweating yet.” - 🍅 (tomato)
“Come and get it.” - 🥨 (pretzel)
“Ah, my friend looks like he’s about to kill you. You better leave.” - 🥩 (steak)
“I trust you.” - 🍟 (fries)
“I’ve been worried sick! Where the hell were you?” - 🥗 (salad)
“I’m here for you.” - 🍗 (chicken leg)
“Kiss me.” - 🥥 (coconut)
“I almost lost you.” - 🍞 (bread)
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” - 🍑 (peach)
“Keep looking at me like that and we won’t make it to bed.” - 🍤 (shrimp)
“You heard me—take. It. Off.” - 🍣 (sushi)
“I fucking hate you.” - 🍪 (cookie)
“Let me do this, please.” - 🍵 (tea)
“You need some sleep.” - 🍿(popcorn)
“I’m only here for the dog.” - 🌭 (hotdog)
“Did I stutter?” - 🥧 (pie)
“How long have you been standing there?” - 🍯 (honey)
“Somebody’s in love.” - 🥢 (chopsticks)
“Am I interrupting?” - 🧃(juice box)
“Stop being a prick.” - 🧂(salt)
“I can’t get enough of you.” - 🍬 (candy)
“You’re really good at that.” - 🥪 (sandwich)
“Wanna join?” - 🦴 (bone)
“I want to taste you.” - 🧇 (waffle)
“I’m going to fuck you until you forget that asshole’s name.” - 🫒 (olive)
“Is that a drawing of me?” - 🥚(egg)
“I’ll keep you safe.” - 🥔 (potato)
“Touch yourself for me.” - 🍉 (watermelon)
“Stop distracting me.” - 🍋 (lemon)
Kink (Bonus)
Knife play - 🔪 (knife)
Degradation - ❗️(red exclamation)
Bondage - 👔 (tie)
Denied orgasm - ❌ (red x)
Domination - 🕯(candle)
Switches - 🔦 (flashlight)
Argument leading to kissing/smut - 💋 (lips)
Begging - 🔑 (key)
Blow job/oral - 💦 (drops)
Cock warming - 🍆 (eggplant)
Dry humping - 📞 (phone)
Fingering - 🤞(fingers crossed)
innocence - 🌸 (flower)
Jealous - 😡 (anger)
Mirror - 🪞(mirror)
One bed - 🛏 (bed)
Against a wall - 🕚 (clock)
Praise kink - ☺️ (smile)
Rough - 😵‍💫 (spiral eyes)
Thigh riding - 🧸 (teddy)
Touch starved - 😔 (sad)
Voyeurism - 🛒 (shopping cart)
Unresolved tension - 😳 (blush)
Thank you so much for being here, I appreciate you immensely. Good luck everyone—I can’t wait to see what you come up with! 
All my love, 
- Kakashissimp🖤
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icestar-74 · 2 years
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Shizaya Week 2022
Jealousy AU
"Aye Flea, wanna watch TV?" Shizuo asked Izaya.
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Izaya didn't look up. "Not now. Shiki has me on an assignment."
Shizuo fought back a growl. "You said that yesterday and the day before."
"Shiki is my boss." Izaya replied. "I have to work Shizuo."
Hearing his name in properly irritated him for some reason. "It's always Shiki this or Shiki that. He always has you on these stupid long ass assignments!"
Izaya huffed as he typed. "Shizuo, I'm busy. Go away and I'll be down in a bit."
"FINE!" Shizuo yelled and stomped off.
When he went down stairs he was fuming. Izaya hadn't spent time with him all week. Instead he was doing shit for Shiki. Always something for Shiki.
"Stupid ass. Hasn't even eaten today." Shizuo grumbled. "I bet Shiki never made food for him. Never fucking made him coffee or tea or even brought him a fucking snack."
Izaya came down to the kitchen to get a fresh cup of coffee.
"Izaya, I made Sushi. Come eat for a sec." Shizuo called to him.
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"I can't, I'm working." Izaya spoke. He had his phone out and was looking down at it while he walked.
"Izaya! You haven't eaten today! Just sit for a damn second." Shizuo tried.
Izaya kept walking. "It's fine. Shiki sent me otorro."
Shizuo broke his fork.
"Look Izaya, it's late. Can you just come to bed?" Shizuo asked as he walked in. "Izaya?" He stopped at the desk to find Izaya asleep on his keyboard.
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"Fuck..." Shizuo whispered. "Come on, let's get you to bed."
He then scooped up Izaya in his arms and carried him to bed.
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When Shizuo layed him down Izaya mumbled "I'll do it later Shiki" and curled in on himself.
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Shizuo felt fresh rage wash over him. "That's it." He went back to the office and got on Izaya's computer. He pulled up an email and typed to Shiki.
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"Dear Shiki. Leave Izaya alone or I will come over there. He needs a damn break. He hasn't been to bed in a week and it's starting to piss me off. Stop sending him food too. Sincerely Pissed Off Boyfriend."
When he was done he hit send and made his way back to bed. He pulled Izaya in and kissed his forhead.
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"Please don't hate me more than usual tomorrow." He whispered.
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