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th3d0nutl0rd · 6 months

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I am literally Patrick Bateman. I am going to steal your spleen and keep it inside my fridge. I am going to skin you alive. Love u pookie xoxo

#american psycho #i posted this while high #idk what i was thinking #i thought it was funny probably

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cloverandcrossbones · 2 months

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Laios Touden Period Cramps moodboard

[image ID: a 3x3 moodboard of alternating Dungeon Meshi manga panels and Delicious in Dungeon anime screenshots of Laios suffering from cramps and stomach pain, arranged in sequential order to show how his pain progresses. Laios is a blond tallman (human) in grey plate armor. In some images, there is a closeup of his face with a pained expression or crying, while the rest show him doubled over on the ground. In two manga panels, Laios says, "My stomach. Urrgh..." Narrative text from the other panels read, "Laios tried to say something... But overwhelming stomach pain and nausea wiped all thoughts from his mind. For an entire night, it felt like his stomach was being carved open from the inside." End ID.]

#I just find the thought that Ryoko Kui probably based his poses/pain responses on like menstrual cramps or smt really funny #Also pls go easy on me for the editing job I did all of this from my phone #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #Thanks to Livingmeatloaf for the caption!

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nicktoonsunite · 5 days

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got your back

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #el tigre #danny fenton #manny rivera #tigerghost #dewdles #so ive been brainrotting about this crackship that i made up entirely because i thought it was funny #until its not so funny anymore. im in too deep. oh boy #this is probably the only time im gonna put this in the main fandom tags im only ever just gonna use tigerghost for them lmao

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ace-disgrace-on-the-case · 3 months

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The thing I found funniest about Needles is (compared to the Distortion) he seems a little bad at his job. He didn’t hunt his victim, they just tried to mug him, and when he did get them he didn’t get enough fear out of them before they bled out. He called emergency services to get some more spook out of someone and completely failed at it for like 15 minutes. He rambled about his life story for most of it. I love this pointy idiot

#the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #in which I post this and probably misread the situation/he becomes a lot scarier eventually #but for now I just thought it was funny #TMagP

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cherries-and-knives · 4 months

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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

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a2zillustration · 8 months

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And then Gale showed me a magic trick and I went to bed.

[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#I saved the druid grove SO fast bc I thought I was on a timer #turns out this should not have been like #the third thing I did #and these interactions probably would've made more sense if I was on hour 18 instead of 8 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #croissant adventures #gale #halsin #wyll #lae'zel #shadowheart #astarion #he was such a little baby in this dialogue it was so funny #Y'ALL I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE KARLACH YET I DID NOTHING BEFORE THIS #tav #comics #gale dekarios

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felsicveins · 3 months

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Just a sleepover

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cockyhorror · 1 year

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#editing tags bc i didnt realise this popped and now i feel like i should tell u #u can probably search the article from the bit i included but it's a sensitive subject and not a light read #about sa on public transport in japan #i just thought this bit was funny so i screenshot and posted and got on with my day but yea

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lesbianshadowheart · 7 months

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#some version of this has probably been done before #i just thought it was funny #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #ok all o them now #shadowheart #gale dekarios #wyll ravengard #astarion #karlach #lae'zel #minthara #halsin

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catboy-teeth · 7 months

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here's my worst idea ever

#pokemon shitpost #i PRAY that anyone else will find this as funny as i do #pokemon #vaporeon #moltres #galarian moltres #weezing #trubbish #pokemon art #my art #pkmn #cw smoking #im so sorry but this has been living in my brain for over a year #btw i put serious thought into the monster enerby dwink #my other options where Hitmonster (hitmons) or Monfer (monferno) but galarian moltres seemed like a better fit #(i didnt wanna just do pokémonster that seemed too bland)#(also i know smog and smokescreen tms dont exist. theyre probably selling illegal homebrew ones shshsh)

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wasyago · 9 months

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we're at it again🕺

#jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch #back on my bullshit woo yeah woo yeah woo yeah #genuinely a lot happier with this design than the previous ones. the lighter metal looks better on him #and this one doesn't have a lot of detail (or any detail tbh) so it looks more solid and fun i think #and you can see im trying to figure out how gill would carry his sword around #technically he should just carry it in his hands and don't have a scabbard because its a longsword and isn't supposed to be sheathed...#but like... its not practical to always carry it in his hands. especially in a day to day life. because he always has the sword on him-#but he doesn't necessarily always hold it? like. he needs hands for stuff #i think i like the back scabbard better (even if i drew the whole turnaround for the hip one) just because it doesn't mess with his tail #plus that way destiny's blade is higher up and gets to look around at stuff and i think its funny #but then like... the cape is a little awkward if it has to go above the sword...#but its not a big deal. if he has a cape and armor on he probably holds the sword in his hands anyway #am i putting too much thought into this unnecessary detail? yes #am i rambling in the tags again instead of making a separate post? also yes

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abstractfrog · 28 days

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SILVER BLAZE PART THREE - happy jonkday everyone. one of these days i'll draw a scene that doesn't take place at night

#sherlock & co #sherlock and co #love when they quote acd holmes #a couple notes: i think i probably made sherlock more excitable than he actually is in this scene #its my opinion that he smiles more than we're giving him credit for but mostly i just needed to make the comic dynamic #and the thought of sherlock excitedly shaking watson was rly funny so. i did that. creative freedom #2. love that u can hear him stimming here i love him so muchhhh #3. the implication that sherlock sat and watched 6 hours. SIX HOURS of totally silent footage #and thought to himself 'hm...that was a bit quiet. TOO quiet...better wake my podcaster'#SENDS me #4. what on earth happens after this scene. does he just leave without elaborating.#anyway theyre fun to draw so thats overriding my sense that im being really annoying rn #im sooo sorry ;0;#5. yeah john has it all. freckles. stretch makes. body hair. scars. mwah #patsart

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virgil-anon · 19 days

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Tom working at borgin and burkes will never not be funny to me like tjskdkskdksk I've worked customer service jobs since I was 18 and they made me, an otherwise (somewhat) fully functional adult, want to commit acts that violate the geneva convention can you IMAGINE what tom was coming up with for customers he hated? He's already split his soul at that point potentially twice like... there's definitely some bodies buried in the back is all I'm saying

#imagine his customer service voice yall #i bet borgin and burke thought he had some personality disorder or something #from the abrupt shift of *devious murder plans* face to “hi!! how can I help you? 🥰”#okay probably not that extreme bc hello this is knockturn alley but still #the image is funny #tomarry #harry potter #tom riddle #voldemort #tomarrymort #tom marvolo riddle #harrymort

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Xll

Nightwing: "How does it feel to be Batman"- You know that meme "I have no mouth and I must scream"?

Redhood: Wow- That bad??

Nightwing: No-Not really- It's just- You have a very set of limited things you can do as batman.

Nightwing: The fear is great though– People look at you and run.

Redhood: (giggles) Uh-huh

Nightwing: But like- If /Nightwing. Go up to a Penguing gang meeting and shout "Well that's fishy" no one bats an eye.

Redhood: Because you're weird-

Nightwing: I'm not weird- Shut up-("you are" on the background) I'm not. If- If Robin says that-

Robin: I would never say that.

Red Robin: I would

Robin: Of course you wou-

Nightwing: Point is- If I say that, Or Robin say that or Red Robi- No one cares. You can do a double flip and call them a bitch, and that's it. Now if Batman say's that-

Red Robin: You have a problem.

Nightwing: You would have like seven drug dealers heavily armed staring at you horrofied in a empty parking lot.

Redhood: That Sounds awfully restricting.

Nightwing: Right? It was. But (pause) it was a kind of- I don't know. I kinda of a honor noneless. Would do the same again. If had to.

Nightwing:

Nightwing: And people would– People would tweet "why the fuck batman is smiling so much this is terrifying"- And I would be like "well that doesn't add to the pressure at all"- (nervous laugh) Like- I'm trying my best guys- Please.

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#he's trying #everytime I think about funny charming man Dick Graysom forced by external forces to be batman I feel a little bad for him #batkids podcast #nightwing #dick grayson #redhood #jason todd #red robin #tim drake #tim drake robin #Robin #Damian Wayne #you know how many jokes dick grayson probably thought and had to stand there *in silence????*** I could NEVER #Batfamily shanenigans #Batfamily #batfam

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heartscrypt · 8 months

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the web - fear of manipulation and lost control made manifest

#twst #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #kalim al asim #twst tma au #tma #heartscribbles #dont tag as ship #honestly this piece stands alone w/o the tma au tag but i just want it there for context #but for the very niche audience of tma twst people im sure you all understand me when i say jamil is SOOOOO webcoded #i have a lot of thoughts on a twst tma au that will probably come out later #most of them center around web!jamil tbh #there is something incredibly funny about aligning (guy with horrid fear of all bugs ever) with (spider themed fear god)#i will keep doing it

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colbycheeseslice · 9 months

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Felt like being silly today and drew a meme

#dc #dc comics #dc comics fanart #tim drake #tim drake fanart #red robin #dc red robin #shitpost #high effort shitpost #I would be shocked if this has not been done yet #it probably has #meme #I thought this was funny tho #also I know that dick is Batman in RR but I’m better at drawing Nightwing

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