James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
Everyone in the classroom staring at him:
Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.
James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:
Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:
Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.
James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?
Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?
James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—
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"You know what, this place doesn't suck as much, I have allies here, and maybe I can finally find my family. Since this place may actually help my mental health, I'm gonna go to history class a few minutes before it starts—"
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Probably an unpopular opinion but James Potter was a grade a asshole (you know the type: rich popular guy who thinks he can get away with anything) before he had his whole character development arc around year 5 (probably the same time as the prank) so can we have more fics of asshole james before he learns that the world doesn’t revolve around him
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angel dust: i’m the specialest boy in the whole world
husk: you’re special alright
angel dust: *dramatic, shocked silence; picks up phone*
husk: do NOT make a tumblr post about this
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I just started reading One Piece and maybe I'm not far enough to really know but here's my understanding of it so far
You all really seemed to like this so here's the links to others I've made:
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how van buren joshua graham looks at you after ruining your reputation with all of the in game tribes, insulting every neutral npc within a 15 mile radius, and giving you negative luck within the first five seconds of joining your party
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