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#i headcanon wally and orion as mentally abusive not physically abusive
hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Walburga: Where's Regulus? Druella: And Bellatrix? Andromeda, panicking: Well, the ministry called. They won a big award. Walburga: Nice try. The only one that would believe that is Sirius. Sirius: They're in jail. Walburga & Druella: Jail?! Narcissa: Sirius, what did we say?! Sirius: That it was only a matter of time.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Regulus:
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Andromeda:
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Sirius when Andromeda turns down Rabastan:
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Narcissa to Rita:
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Black family gathering after someone stormed out after a fight:
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Walburga, when Sirius is sorted into Gryffindor:
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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If you're not throwing shade at your kid, are you really parenting?
Walburga Black, probably
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Sirius: You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my mother.
Walburga: Me too.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Lily: Ah yes, the five love languages.
Lily: [pointing to Sirius] 'My parents never told me they're proud of me', [pointing to Remus] 'I'm so fucking tired, please, dear God, just let me have five minutes', [pointing to James] 'I love stuff', [pointing to Peter] 'please pay attention to me', [points to Sirius] and 'touch starved'.
Sirius: HEY, WHY DID I GET TWO?!
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Sirius, catching up with Walburga's portrait: I'm a wanted man.
Walburga: That's not possible. You weren't even a wanted child.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Walburga: I don't pick favorites!
Sirius: Really? Regulus got 100 galleons for his birthday.
Walburga: So? It was his birthday!
Sirius: You got me a fun little book called 'How Not to Disappoint Your Parents'.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Walburga: You just need to stop all of... this.
Sirius: You just gestured to all of me.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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It's weird how Americans say 'elevator' instead of 'lift' and how my parents say 'you're a disappointment' instead of 'I love you'.
Sirius Black, probably
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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James: I'm here to see Sirius, I'm a friend of his.
Walburga, laughing: Sirius has no friends.
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Walburga: Orion, have you seen my reading glasses? I can't find them anywhere.
Orion: I haven't seen them.
Sirius: *walks in wearing Walburga's reading glasses*
Sirius, imitating Walburga: "Sirius, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!"
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Walburga, complaining about Sirius: Your hair makes you look like a girl.
Sirius: Am I a pretty girl?
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Orion: This is your fault, you know. You're the one that called Sirius an ugly freak baby during dinner yesterday.
Walburga: It was a term of endearment!
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