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fish-d · 1 year
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yesterday, before i started queen of the damned, i thought the daniel/armand stuff in the tag was cute! its fun. i enjoy it. haha hes gonna fuck that old man.
having just read devils minion for the first time, if assad zaman and eric bogosian do not kiss on the mouth on television i will be mailing my own corpse to amc corporate headquarters
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the0retically · 3 months
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The Suckening #9: The Monster Within:
My thoughts on the episode because oh my god??? Absolutely insane, loved it. Spoilers below :)
- Not the pheasant sounds right out of the gate
- LETS GOOOO THE MUSIC!!!! Cannot wait for the day that the soundtrack drops
- I agree with Grizz, I love the Weylin twins too, they’re so so cool
- I love this recap, it feels like a Rolled, it’s so fun
- “We have a town house” proceeds to break, Theo pleaseeeee
- Theo just has parents, we’re meeting the Collins family, oh my god
- “Ohhhhh you are less fortunate” SHILO PLEASE????
- Oh god Shilo why are you taking them to the mechanic shop, Jeffrey is gonna be so confused
- GREFGORE LETS GOOOO DEADLIFTS THE DOOR OPEN!!
- “Like my papa! :D” that was so—I love shilo so much
- Jeffrey is gonna be dead or missing isn’t he
- :) I love Grefgore
- “Emizel are you alive??” “Yeah!” “Ok good! :D”
- I love Grizz just losing it in the background
- Oh god Shilo got no successes on the self control, oh no…he can still feed and he can’t even be stealthy about it
- AND NOW EMIZEL IS JUST SINGING WHILE AT BURGER KING???
- “No I need the no whopper whopper” EMIZEL PLEASE HE JUST GRABBING THIS PERSONS HAND TO DRINK??
- Emizel is just a menace I love him
- HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CAR HES JJST WALKING THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU
- Doctor Cross!! Aww Charlie!
- “…it’s doctor cross? What do his ears look like?” “Yeah it’s your character dude”
- Charlie sounds so exasperated by this situation
- You can’t stop Grizz from role playing a character in extreme pain and who’s screaming
- Oh Shilo is fully going after Theo,,,,,,uhhhhhh
- I do love how Bizly is describing feral Shilo though
- Oh god he’s now commanding people??
- The music is so perfect for this part, god and now Theo is commanded to help Shilo????
- HES HELPING WITH WATER!! LETS GO THEO
- Ok thank god Shilo told him to run
- Emizel still tackles him, yeah makes sense, just brotherly things
- Oh Shilo :((((
- I get what emizel is doing but shilo is mid panic attack at this point
- Emizel let the doctor go!!!
- OH HES TAKING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL??
- :(( the Theo and Emizel talk was nice it was so short but Theo trusts him!!!!
- Charlie sounds just so confused
- HAHA EMIZEL YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT COMFORTING PEOPLE WHY THE HELL DID YOU SLAP THIS GUY
- Kian Stone is here! Lol
- ………Theo and Emizel….I love them
- Emizel actually being honest with him is making me—like they’re just so casual and are willing to do anything for each other
- Emizel telling him to kill him though if he loses control…..kills me
- “Don’t ask me to improv” ok Condi
- “Maybe he’s taking a vacation, went to Hawaii” Jeffrey living it up in Hawaii, nice
- Shilo is in such a bad state and Emizel is just saying so much because Shilo isn’t responsive, this is so so sad
- “Are they ok?” “Yeah I fixed them up”
- Emizel :(( he’s trying his best to comfort Shilo and the running theme of having a monster inside is so sad
- God Bizly is fantastic, Shilo breaks my heart and he plays him so well
- Oh :( Shilo and Grefgore hug
- “Sorry I was not there to protect you my prince” “I didn’t need protection, they needed it from me” NOOOOOO
- God there’s someone at the hotel for emizel isn’t there
- And now emizel is leaving Grefgore and shilo,,,,,this isn’t gonna go well
- HUH??? Worms???? And now immediately attacked, at least it’s Emizel so he’ll just come back but still
- “Bonks off your hearty hide-why would I say that??” I do not know Charlie that was wild
- Deacon?? Or Hunters??
- HE BOTCHED NO
- “And his husband is me!” “And I am too, we’re a polycule!” LETS GOO CHARLIE
- Oop bye emizel beaten to death by the polycule
- “Shilo is there anything you want to do before going to bed?” “Cry!”
- SHILO VS PHEASANT OH MY GOD????? Now this is the best initiative ever in JRWI
- Wait?? It’s dead???? OH ITS BREATHING THANK GOD
- HES MAKING GREFGORE TURN THE PHEASANT?????
- This is insanity, they’re spending so much time with the pheasant and trying to turn it
- Shilo don’t use your last point of blood?? Uhhhhh shilo???? Please don’t????
- God every time they do flashbacks and it plays the past audio it’s so fun
- GRIZZ TIME
- Oh god the sunlight, Charlie give him Something please
- Oh god Arthur “what a pain…..I’m so sleepy” mood
- OH GOD ITS THE KID THAT HE YELLED AT
- Thank god this family wants to help,,,,,,,,,and Charlie rolled a one
- Please Arthur please Grizz roll well
- SUCCESS!!!! FAMILY STAR AROUND ARTHUR
- “I’m a brave boy I’m brave boy” mood
- God Charlie is making LAX so so bad, why is it this that bad
- “Arthur in the bathroom at an airport, there’s light outside!” YES LETS GO CHARLIE AND CONDI
- “I can’t-kill myself out of this one!” CONDI PLEASE
- oh god emizel, are you back with the weylin twins??
- Nope never mind hey deacon
- ……in a pit?? Deacon just let him go you don’t need all of this
- FUCK NOOOOO EDWARD IS HERE
- Charlie please I fucking hate him
- WHY DOES HE MOAN SO MUCH??? CHARLIE PLEASE STOP
- Oh!! Emizel’s sire is here!! What’s his name please!!
- “Van-papa” ??????
- “Sweaty and bloody in the pit” EDWARD PLEASE
- but!! Gabriel!!! Good name!!
- I feel like Grizz is just having the most fun as the background characters during this campaign
- CHARLIE PLEASE STOP WITH EDWARD HES SO WEIRD
- Emizel and Gabriel banter let’s GO!!!! I miss them going insane with each other
- “I have to kill you, it’s my destiny!” Gabriel you’ve been hanging with Gillion?
- YEAH EMIZEL CONVINCE GABRIEL TO WORK TOGETHER TO GET OUT
- GABE’S A LEFTIE LETS GOOO LEFTIE WIN TODAY!!!
- This combat is insane I love it
- Condi is just dying with laughter, this fight is so so bad, emizel vs Gabriel is always so so chaotic
- Hmmm is Gabe actually trying to leave with him or is he tricky him
- Nope never mind he’s not going to
- This combat was insane holy shit
- HE KILLS HIM LETS GO EMIZEL CURB STOMPS HIM
- EMIZEL WANTS A KISS FROM EDWARD????????? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
- EDWARD WAS GONNA KILL EMIZEL??? But instead just blew a kiss instead oh my god
- ALL OF HIS FANGS AND HIS TONGUE IS GONE HOLY SHIT
- Emizel stop testing Edward please
- Grefgore coming in with the blood to help Shilo!!!!
- Oh no the pheasant is out in the streets
- Awww shilo and the pheasant are friends now!!!!! IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE
- “Ok where to next…it’s me William wisp” WIWI!!!! HES HERE AS A CAB DRIVER
- THE BOYS ARE REUNITED!!!!!
- …..wiwi is circling the street??
- Oh god emizel can’t talk
- Felipe?? Why did Arthur sound like him there
- “Sure I’d like to not be alone with my thoughts” Shilo please
- A girl pheasant!!! Pickles is such a sweet name!!!!
- Shilo is brooding with Arthur!!
- OH OUTFIT CHANGE FOR GREFGORE!!
- AND A NEW OUTFIT FOR SHILO
- WAIT SHILO CANT DRESS MODERN HOLY SHIT
- Damn sad day for imaging Shilo in regular clothes :(
- Oooh I like the coat that Arthur has
- Blood bond between Arthur and Emizel holy shit
- I love how the three of them are the kings :(((( it makes me so happy
- Fuck!! Emizel has the phone on him and of course Charlie has been taking notes on what they’ve been saying
- PLEASE to Arthur it felt like being in a frat
- “We are all monsters are we not Arthur?” “…What does that have to do with the plan?”
- Grefgore is feeling compassionate as he looks at all of them :((((((((( IM GONNA CRY I LOVE GREFGORE
- Siri jumpscare!
- “Order is him being gone and us too, but he’s a good start” oh I’m terrified if that’s foreshadowing please don’t let all of them die
- But GOD bizly is popping off with these monologues I love them
- “Nobody is born a monster” I love that Arthur said that, that’s perfect for him
- HA PLEASE I LOVE THAT GRIZZ SAID NO JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS TO INTERACT WITH THE WEYLIN TWINS
- “So I don’t plan to leave again” “please don’t” oh they’re gonna make me cry
- “I need to talk to the sheriff” “she’s out right now!” “I need to talk to the…secret sheriff” ARTHUR PLEASE
- Bizly getting so upset that Deacon isn’t actually the sheriff and the badge doesn’t mean anything is so funny
- Noooooooooo not a sex motel again
- Grefgore just placing Emizel in a bellhop cart PLEASE
- Oh my god wanting to make Keanu Reeves’s house their base of operations is so fucking funny
- The numbers are so close!!! Deacon where are you?
- This is chaos
- NOOO they gotta make the Edward face to unlock the phone
- The numbers are just one off :((((
- BIZLY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT EDWARD
- OH THANK GOD
- NOOOOOO
- “I’m blushing, the blood bond took over” shilo pleaseee
- CHARLIE WHERE IS DEACON
- ……….they only have the Edward phone AND GREFGORE HAS ARTHURS CARD
- PLEASE SHILO DOMINATING THIS RANDOM PERSON “one billion points!”
- They have to roll for Deacon and Edward constantly please
- Shilo not knowing how phones work is so fucking funny
- Shilo doesn’t understand a voicemail :((((
- THEY WERE ONE AWAY CHARLIE PLEASE
- NOOOOOO EDWARDS BACK FUCK
- This is sooooo
- Deacon please be on the roof
- FUCK NOOOOO they gotta cause chaos to get his attention
- EDWARDS ON THE ROOF INSTEAD
- I HATE HIM I HATE HIM BUT HES SO FUNNY
- LIKE I HATE EDWARD BUT ALSO LOVE HIM
- “Today I’m wearing velcro” EDWARD???? PLEASE
- SHILO MIMICKING EDWARD IS SO FUNNY
- ……..Arthur wants to set off fireworks????
- Is the Edward phone even going to work??
- THERES A MOAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RINGING
- DEACON???? HI!!!!! NOOOOO ITS VOICEMAIL
- THEY DONT EVEN LEAVE A VOICEMAIL THEYRE SO STUPID THEYRE THE TWO WORST ONES FOR THIS EMIZEL YOU NEED TO MODERNIZE THEM
- Sex motel time!!
- Condi…..what
- “Sucking Cells” Condi what the fuck??
- Charlie “I actually don’t like your answer I’m asking someone else” MOOD CHARLIE
- HE ROLLED A 10 ITS PRISON AND WORM THEMED OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
- This is awful, this is so bad, why is this motel like it
- Charlie wondering if the motel has room service and the boys immediately going “there’s guards, prison has guards” IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BURST OUT LAUGHING IM SITTING DOWNSTAIRS WITH MY FAMILY I CANT LOSE IT RIGHT NOW
- Charlie sounds so defeated, like he really did just go back on the bit
- The midnight circle!! Emizel has his tongue back! Let’s gooooo
- Edward fucking hell he’s back
- HE OWNS THE SEX MOTEL???
- ………….emizel please don’t throw the phone away
- OH GOD HES THROWING IT
- Ok Griffith park time
- oh?? Deep purple robes and floating down from the air?? —they’re dancing??
- Emizel is so funny I love him
- “You need to take a chill pill” SHILO PLEASE
- oh no, they all turn to shilo, aww :(( Arthur puts his arm in front of shilo to protect him
- Oh god they have to prove they trust each other
- CHARLIE IS MAKING THEM DO AN IMPROV GAME NOW?? One word story are you kidding me
- God bizly is so excited but this is gonna go so so bad
- Charlie doesn’t even let them we really talk about
- Etc. is so smart, let’s go emizel
- …….I miss Viv and Vex
- But I love this device that Charlie is using here because the boys Really haven’t talked about their goals and what they want yet
- The one word story has the same energy as the murder mystery party
- Please just end the sentence this is insane
- NOOOO ARTHUR USES THE MULLIGAN
- “Tell us the secrets of our curse” LETS GO?? I love that
- Oh?? They aren’t on the ground??
- Oooooh they have to be invited into the circle that’s so cool!!!!!!
- LOVED THAT EPISODE!!!
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zees-hat · 2 months
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whats ur fav ships and why !!!!!!!!!!!!!
u just unleashed my insanity.
heads up im picky about ships and am not too big on multishipping BUT NOT CRAPPING ON MULTISHIPPERS YOU GUYS ARE COOL i like seeing the art and stuff :3 🫶🏻🫶🏻
will start with og and then reboot cuz YIPPEEEEE
OG
Alenoah like ough they’re LITERALLY enemies to lovers fuck yeah the chemistry is great and the ANGST possibilities omg
GWOURTNEYYY omg they are so cute and the energy was there i swear. love that trope though like two ex girlfriends dating EACH OTHER LIKE FUCK YEAH
Ozzy because like they’re literally adorable and izzy is insane i love her. the world tour song owen sang about her is stuck in my brain 😭
Lyler. ohhhhh my god the cuties ever. Yall stay with me here when i say I HC THEM AS T4T LIKE FUCK YEAH ‼️‼️
Lesharold is cute but man it’s been ROUGHHH in world tour they’re sillies tho :3
Gidgette?? i swear that sounds so wrong for some reason but like whatevs 😞 they’re cute in season 1 but man they gotta work things OUT rn
Djuncan. holy SHIT i literally just learned about this ship TODAY and its already in my damn brain like not even kidding theyre real to me like the opposites attract is GIVINGGGGG
REBOOT
Rajbow OBVI like omg THEYRE SO CUTE :(( they literally light up when they see each other istg I WANNA SQUISH THEM AND PUT THEM IN A JAR
Damiwayne bc OOOOH THEY SNUCK UP ON ME A LONG TIME AGO. i used to be a juliayne shipper like right when i first started watching reboot but like changed my mind real fast 😭
Mkulia and oh my GOD i swear if they aren’t canon if there’s a season three there will be RIOTS i tell you, RIOTS. the villain gfs ever
Ripaxel i used to hate so so much but they GREW on me like GOT ME BY THE THROAT ripper is so pathetic and i love him, girlboss x actual loser
Chazee is where it gets more rare like this is such a crack ship but in an /srs way theyre GAYYYY i would write oneshots about them
Sillie. if u dont know its scary girl x millie now like this IS A RAREPAIR BUT LIKE HEAR ME OUT OKAY like girlfriend who does research x girlfriend who is an insane creature like do u guys get the vision 🙏
Nichemma oh my god they’re so cutesy i love them SO MUCH another rarepair but aaaaahhh i like it!! nichelle would be so much better for her i swear
thats all i got ‼️🫶🏻
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haikyuu!! the dumpster battle ramblings
saw it earlier today and am going to see it again tomorow with a friend, am very Full Of Thoughts, if u dont wont spoilers for the movie well take this as your warning ig
okay first of all the sound direction, the sound direction was INSANELY good
this is absolutely a movie that needs to be experienced in cinema, the soundscape of tokyo gymnasium and the karasuno v nekoma match felt so vividly real it was like i was at an actual game
the soundtrack was great too, i mean it always is w/ hayashi yuuki
there were i think two tracks that used the leitmotif from 'above', good shit
the animation was also really great, overall it didnt look massively better than season 4 of the anime
which is fine, season 4 looked great imo (minus that outsourced episode)
but holy shit when the sakuga hit it hit HARD
tsukki and lev blocking, kageyama doing his thing, kenma and kuroo's quick, there were lots of really great sakuga moments
they also reused some shots from earlier on in the anime and idk maybe thats 'lazy' or whatever but i liked it, it was very nostalgic :')
they did re-animate and i think re-voice hinata and kenma's first meeting tho, framing it from kenma's POV, loved that
i think my favourite sakuga shot had to be hinata and kenma with the knives at each other's throats tho, that ate
not sure how i didnt know about this before hand but it made perfect sense to me when i saw studio trigger in the end credits, some of the sakuga, esp the blocking, had a bit of that trigger flair to it
so obviously they werent gonna fit in everything from the manga, and the movie definitely had kenma as its focus, but i think overall they did a decent job in picking and chosing what to cut
the one thing im annoyed about is the removal of old coach ukai and coach nekomata's backstory, i really i think it makes the handshake at the end of the game hit that much harder
other than that tho i dont think the movie suffered from not adapting everything in the manga, i mean obviously i wouldve LIKED it, but i dont think the movie NEEDED it to be a good movie
it very much felt like kenma was the main character of the movie, and the main focus, with kuroo and hinata as his deuteragonists
which i liked!!! i think framing the match from kenma's POV for the most part makes sense, and its fun to spend more time in outsider POVs of karasuno
rlly loved the adaptation of kuroo and kenma's childhood flashback, im pretty sure kaji yuuki voiced kid kenma too
watching their friendship grow and seeing them play togther now as high schoolers, AUGH RIGHT IN THE FEELS
theres also a montage of kid kuroo barging into kenma's room to demand they go play volleyball together that ends on kuroo doing so whilst kenma's changing/putting on trousers which was rlly funny and silly
the stuff with kuroo and tsukki was so good too
'thanks to everyone, occasionally it's fun', 'thank god i wasnt wrong', 'he's a man who walks ahead of me'
AUUUGHHHHHH IT WAS SO GOOD :')
the scene that completely stole my breath away though was kageyama setting the open toss to hinata
i know ive already lost my mind over the whole 'threat of trust' thing and truly, the inarizaki match goes insane with that concept i will always adore it
but holy shit that scene smacked me over the head, HARD, with the concept of 'setting as a love language'
i just... i literally dont even have words for it it was SO amazingly good, i legitimately teared up in the cinema
speaking of other great scenes;
'stay interesting, 'kay?'
OHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDD
they did it perfectly
the music and the soundscape completely cutting out, the background whiting out so its just kenma and the net, kaji yuuki's delivery of the line
it genuinely felt like something out of a horror movie, it was creepy, and unsettling, and PERFECT
also;
hinata's reaction after kenma collapses and says 'that was fun'
murase ayumu's delivery was so VISCERAL, dude got in that booth and CHEERED
you really felt hinata's sheer utter come through in that little scene, same with kuroo's incredulous laugh
the end of the match was slightly a mixed bag for me
on the good hand;
having done from kenma's first person POV was cool, i dont think haikyuu's ever really done that before, and it looked awesome
cutting back on the music and background soundscaping so we just focus on kenma's breathing and the sound of the ball/players jumping/shoes squeaking etc was a great way to really immerse the viewer in the scene, and put us inside kenma's head
on the bad hand;
it was anticlimatic, and i KNOW the whole point of the end of the match is that its anticlimatic,
but i had always imagined the scene with dramatic swelling music and the characters running frantically, only for it to all cut away when the ball slips and all you can hear is kenma's 'ah-' and there'd be a close-up of his facial expression
the stage play did a very similar thing and it worked EXTREMELY well imo
instead by doing it in the first person POV and already not having music it just,,, didnt feel quite as impactful as it shouldve imo??
like the match points for the seijoh, shiratorizawa, or inarizaki matches were done really dramatically
and i know the whole point is that the nekoma match is kinda an outlier in that it ends in that anticlimatic way with the ball slipping, and theres that big beat with hinata calling out 'nice serve' to tanaka before the realisation sets in that theyve won, but jusstttt
idk like it certainly wasnt BAD, i still DEEPLY DEEPLY enjoyed it, but just personally if i'd been the director i wouldve done it differently
also!! because it was from his first person POV we didnt get to see kenma's face on the 'idiot! the ball hasn't dropped yet!!!' line, which was pretty disapointing ngl i rlly love that scene how it is in the manga
ok enough complaining tho back to the infinite list of stuff i loved about the movie
the camera work! good god the camera work was so fucking cool
it really made the space of the gymnasium feel 3d and real, the way the camera would move over and through the net with the ball helped emphasise the physicality of the players and the court
i know jack shit about cinematography but yeah, after the sound design the camera work was prolly the best thing
the post credits scene was great!! daishou trying and failing to neg kuroo cracks me up every damn time
and the set up for the kamomedai match was so hype
speaking of; the very vague forshadowing for hinata's fever of him having flushed cheeks and not being all exhausted after the game like the others, auughhh my heartttt
if he isnt already, this movie will make kenma one of your top 5 haikyuu characters
seriously i love how they switched the perspective and framing so it was a bit more like kenma was the 'main character' of this match and hinata was the 'rival'
overall the movie was cool, creative, and a really clearly loving adaptation, im more than happy to be paying to see it again tmr lol
i'll probably have even more to say after seeing it a 2nd time so tune in for that ig
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astral-nautical · 7 months
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suckening liveblog bc i dont wanna spam my friends lol
spoilers ahead!!!!!!!!!!!! going to put all of episode 1 in one post :O
i didnt expect emizel to be pronounced tht way tbh!! em-ee-zel...i expected emi-zel if tht makes Any sense
oh emizel got daddy issues? sad. wait he runs a GANG?
the arts fucking insane dude im so happy they worked w so many people for this
oh hello soda :O bro has some transgender energy already like. who dresses themselves in stuff w their name on it if not someone who picked their own name?
GANG WAR,? i love emizel i dont know if this is the rightr vibe or not but hes giving me 'punk kid whose pretending to be in a gang' and i love him for it
smash bros commentary is so funny omg
oohhh vampire time soon???? fangs gonna BITE
'sometimes i just say shit and idk what it means' SAME SODA.
ohhhhh nooo this is not gooooood. oh em ur getting fucked uppp
FIRST COMBAT WOOOOO omg the music is fucing phenomenal i love u nathan hanover
oh my god this is fuckjign insane NO SODAAAAAAAAAAA
ayo ? kiss time ig. NAHHHHH BITE TIME
wat the fuuuuuuck What the fuuuuuck LMAO FUCK DOUBLE BITE??????? CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKER
FRENZY CHECK??????? oh here we go dude vampire timeee
so emizels fucked. ANYWAYS ROMANIA
bizlys character art looks like hes abt to cry lmao. sad little twink
im so fond of this guy and hehasnt even talked? hes so funny. why are you so well dressed AYO EYESHADOW?
SHILO IS SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM? oh no his accent is so cute. cute as in like a stuffed animal is cute not like attraction. im aroace
is shilo like? rapunzel? is he not allowed to leave his room ?
hes so funny im so fucking endeared omg
"WHAT DOES A VAMPIRE KNOW ABOUT FENCING?"
oh he IS rapunzel he's never met a mortal!! why is his mother never letting him out :O
oh....he wants a book on birds :,) he wants to read abt pheasants....
HE WANTS A PET PHESSANT I AM GOING TO START CRYING
shilo is a manipulative little BASTARD i love him he can do no wrong in my eyes forever and always. my wet and pathetic cat that i hold so dearly
ohh curious boy curious boy...doing this he should Not b
oh fuck shilo's mom so much i have a bad feeling abt her alreadyyyyy
my bbg...run away flee this place get OUT god i fucking hate his mother she caused him so much shame he's frenzying :((((
'both of you will take me to the darkened door, or i Will Scream." shilo you are my favourite forever and ever
ARTHUR.......OH HIS DESIGN IS COOL AS FUCK
kitty kitty cat :O give me their name rnv ITS A GIRL oh the little kityt noises im going to pass away
void...is she smarter than arthur lmao?
FUCLFUCKFUCK COWBOY VAMPIRE IM SHITTING MYSELFNSJFDJS
arthurs so cool hes like if rumi had a goth phase
fucking What is arthurs deal whts he looking for here. hello
SHILOAPPEARING IN THE AUTO SHOP IM GONNA LOSE IT. GUARD HELP THERE IS OIL ON MYHANDS Who is that.
"i believe in you. you are my special boy<3" shilo is such an asshole i adore him
emizel is here :O the trio are meeting up lets gooo
how did i COMPLETELY miss arthur can control shadows what the FUCK. what the HELL. ARMS OF THE ABYSS?
THE SHOEHSHFJAKGK
"i ask of you to calm down" "...i flick my other shoe at him."
"GREFGOR WE HAVE TO GO EVEYYONEW IS BIG AND TRYING TIO KILL EACH OTHER :(" shilo i adore you.
"uh. Pretend i am dead." (collapses)
this is beyond fucking funny. emi and arthur sorting themselves out while shilo has a panic attack and fakes being dead like a fucking possum
NAH THEY END THE EP THERE? THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY GOODBYE
in conclusion shilo is my newest bbg and my discord server profile is already fanart of him. god bless
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hello friends it’s going incurably critically insane o’clock ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
THE FULL INTRO IS BACK OH WE LOVEEEEEE TO SEE IT
…Laia Costa is SO early in the cast credits WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
moiraine and lanfear………. powerful homoeroticism I really enjoyed it. I realise that this is not a very original statement but it’s the only one I have sufficient brainpower for rn
THE IMPLICIT POLY AOL VIBES IM GOING TO EAT MY ENTIRE ARM
THE BRAID???? HOLY FUCK RENNA NEEDS TO SUFFER TIMES ONE BILLION
GODDDDDDDD ISHAMAEL SETTING UP MAT TO KILL RAND IS SENDING ME FULLY AROUND THE TWIST
ohhhhh I knew it was coming but “you have always been my better” still made me literally cry 😭😭😭
ANSBCNSNSNDNFNFNGN THEY REALLY SAID WE ARE GOING TO HEIST THE HORN OF VALERE AND WE ARE GOING TO DO IT ENTIRELY OFFSCREEN. like okay I don’t like it but if we can’t have 10 episodes I do have to respect the sheer audacity of that Narrative Choice. though also: WHOMST was the lady from Cairhien. and of even greater importance: was she played by Laia Costa???????
(I assume it was ~Selene~ but like. we are in Laia Costa tunnel vision modus fuckin operandi)
oh Loial my BELOVED 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
wait whatttttt no turok duel OR darkfriend reveal for Ingtar?????? bro we are speedrunning this city
“they were best friends” listen we know two out of the three were fucking so if we’re describing all three in the same way I will not be held responsible for the conclusions I draw tyvm
SIX OF THEM
SIX OF THEM
HEL FUCKING LO
ITS TIME FOR MORE FORSAKEN BABEYYYYY GOD I CANNOT WAITTTTTTTT TO SEE THE REST OF MY EVIL BLORBOS
(admittedly I’m only far enough through the books to have encountered Graendal a grand total of once thus far and also I don’t actually give much of a fuck about Sammael yet but oooooooh my god when Asmodean and Moghedien show up it WILL be over for me bitches)
wait omfg is Lanfear staging this entire drama as a distraction so she can release all the remaining forsaken while ishy and rand are too busy fighting each other to stop her oh fuck meeeeee I’m gonna go in ZANE
THE PHYSICAL RUSH OF ADRENALINE I FELT SEEING MAT MAKE A BLADED QUARTERSTAFF OUT OF THE DAGGER WHILE THE S1 TWO RIVERS MUSIC PLAYED MY GODDDDDDDD
IM JUST CONSTANTLY SCREAMING NOW FR
MAT IN THE SAME LOCATION AS THE HORN… HRRRRRRRRR
no sign of rand for a hot second 👀
HOLY FUCK EGWENEEEEEEEEE
HE’S GOT SHIT HAIR BUT HE’S ALIVE AJSNCNSNSNDNFNDJDNFNFNDJNDNDN
MAT WITH THE HORN THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
“…Two Rivers???” SPECTACULAR
NOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONO I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT THIS IS STILL THE ABSOLUTE WORST
OH GOD OhH FUCK I RECOGNISE THE START OF THAT SCORE IM ABOUT TO GO FUCKING FERAL
MAT LEADING THE CHARGE WITH THE MANETHEREN BATTLE CRY OOOOOOOOOH GOD THATS MY FUCKING BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I SPY BIRGITTE!!!!! AHHHHHHH SHEEEEEEEEEE
UNO!! FUCK YES
nynaeve saying that egwene needs elayne not her… oh my god are we getting a full main babies towertop avengers assemble moment im gonna fucking evaporate
ALSO WE HAVENT SEEN MOIRAINE IN A HOT SECOND………. HMMMMMMM!!
I KNEW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN OOOOOOOH I FUCKING KNEW IT AND I AM STILL. LOSING MY MINDDDDDDD
THE CRADLING. THE CRADLING. THERE IS A TRULY EXCEPTIONAL LEVEL OF HOMOEROTICISM HAPPENING HERE ON EVERY LEVEL
EGWENE’S BATTLE MUSIC OH MY GOD MY GIRL YESSSSSS GO NUCLEAR MY LOVE
SCREAMING AT THIS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE COMBINATION FATED SOULMATES FIRST MEETING CROSSOVER EVENT BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS AVIENDHA GET MY GIRL IN HERE!!!!!!!
SHRIEKINGGGGGGGG AT THE (almost) ENTIRE CREW BEING RIGHT BEHIND RAND IN HIS BIG MOMENT
OH GOD OH MY GOD ITS HER SHES FUCKING HERE
AHSBCBFB OKAY I HAD IT BACKWARDS BUT FUCKING SCREAM???????? THATS HERRRRRR THATS MY CREEPY PATHETIC BABYGIRL HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT
“All five of them” uh huh. uh huh. uh huh. any- any of them in particular??? perchance??? huh moggy???
AND CLOSING WITH A NEW VARIANT ON MAT’S THEME OHHHHHHH AND IF I SOBBBBBBB
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wip inspiration tag — next day after dawn
thank you max @goose-books for the tag!! the rules for this one are list as many inspirations/influences as you would like for your current work in progress, and explain how they’ve shaped your project!
next day after dawn (or, the project formerly known as historieswip) is a second word political fiction novel that's basically a mishmash shakespeare's histories with 90% less battle scenes and 90% more insane family dynamics. after everyone's favourite boyboss war criminal king gets deposed, his inner circle gets locked up by the new regime, and we follow them as they try to figure out what to do next and slowly drive each other insane.
tagging: @wren-is-writing @athenapollo @avi-why and anyone else who wants to do this!
henry vi part 3 (aka the whole wars of the roses tetralogy): there's a reason this project is just nicknamed historieswip. ohhhhh babygirl we got histories and i am not preserving shakespeare's timelines at ALL, i am just throwing those babies in a blender until i get 1. vaguely medieval english political structures 2. war with not-france 3. huge royal family with so much wrong with them. but from the henry vi plays specifically! this is where like half of the characters come from. the prince cyrus/cassandane/darcy dynamic is just the henry vi/margaret/suffolk love triangle, the house of lunares is the house of york: girlboss edition, and everything about the prince cyrus and mona dynamic comes from me Thinking about henry vi and richard iii foils moments. i could say more but we'd be here all day.
henry iv part 1 (and kind of 2): so. king cyrus is hal but that's also so mean to hal because king cyrus is SO much worse. however. he does have the hal backstory, by which i mean he was a rakish little alcoholic prince with a gay little boytoy until his dad died and then he had to get Serious and banish all his besties. and renan is his poins except if poins didn't get banished and stuck as the world's most depressed advisor faking respectability instead. ALSO kane my best friend kane is basically my hotspur <33
henry v: again, king cyrus is basically just henry v with the war crimes dialed up to 11. this one is the main inspiration for his conquering hero era and also the conflict with not-france and the not-french wife. it's also where i stole the title from!
king john: most of the histories i'm stealing from are at least like. connected to each other. king john is not but i love philip the bastard so fucking much so he's here (with extra transmasc aroace swag). that's helios — the war hero king's bastard who shows up to rise above his station and annoy everyone around him. and maybe be terminally loyal to a king who really doesn't deserve it
succession: the elevator pitch for this project is basically shakespeare's histories meets succession. specifically, season 1 episode 2 of succession, where the all-powerful patriarch is suddenly out of commission and maybe never coming back and the rest of the family is left losing their minds and wondering what the fuck they do now.
the hunger games: here's where i put on my clown shoes and admit that. um. you know how i said kane is hotspur. well he is but he's ALSO cato from the hunger games, as characterized in the criminally long fanfiction i wrote in middle school. and drea is um. clove. ANYWAY. thg is also an inspiration in terms of worldbuilding because i'm going for something kind of post-post-apocalyptic where there are vast disparities in technology in different parts of the country after decades of war and inequality. so we get modern tech plus medieval weapons, thank god.
darkling: this is partly a hatecrime against max my best friend max @goose-books because once upon a time i started jokingly shipping the two horrible old men in this book and then got so attached to the dynamic that i fully imported it into this project and made it canon gay. sorry bestie. but GENUINELY darkling is one of the best fucking books i've ever read and such a huge inspiration for how i do shakespeare retellings and also fucked up family dynamics.
gideon the ninth: this book is really nothing like gtn but i have to give it a shoutout because reading gtn was what inspired me to create this project! basically because i remembered how much i love ensemble casts and decided i wanted to write one. there are some similarities in terms of the vibe of everyone being locked in a big fucked up house together and everyone having super on the nose themed names but really just shoutout to tamsyn muir for being such a good writer that she made me want what she had (so many blorbos)
thank you for coming to my ted talk <3
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not same anon so srry to make this abt THEM too.. but imagine telling deku or shouto the same thing 😭😭
maybe for deku u just rlly enjoy teasing him bc ur SOOOO interested in him, u want him so bad and he looks so cute flustered but he seems too dense to realize it u like him but spoil alert he likes u too so imagine ur with him and he does such a simple BUT sexy thing like idk getting something off the top shelf n u can see his v line ur checking him out obvi so when he gets whtvr it is he's reaching for u just blurt out "i bet ur dick is so big and fat" and he literally short circuits. like he just freezes, meanwhile ur still staring at him. honestly you already know it's big bc u can see it when he wears sweatpants or when he wears his suit bc there's that part where it looks big in his crotch area. ya then he starts speaking gibberish yk like does n his face is so red, it makes u giggle which catches him off guard, n he turns even more red bc he likes u and ur giggle <3333 then idk maybe he tries to act suave and seduce u but u act "hard to get" but either way u both fuck n so does ur happy healthy relationship!! 🥳🥳
n with shouto, honestly idek how u bring it up, maybe u think u say it in ur head but u actually say it out loud but either way u say it and he hears it and u can see a blush on his cute cheeks n the he says "i don't know, i think it's average.. do you want to see?" AND UR LIKE HUH?????? BC THIS IS SHOUTO!!!! PRO HERO SHOUTO TODOROKI!!!! HE JUST ASKED IF U WANTED TO HIS HIS PP??????? now it's UR turn for ur face to heat up bc wth???? did he just say that????? this is real he's fr!! anyways shouto knows he's big, he's heard the pro's talk abt it when they're all in the locker room changing so he just acted "dense" so he can say that, but u both fuck and boom a happy healthy relationship is born yay!! 🥳🥳
also i literally wrote this at work um scratchs head.. lol
(in reference to this and this!)
OHHHHH MY GOD BESTIE, i’m literally. Literally. going to go insane over this..... why am i so obsessed? 
Like, Deku’s literally just makes me want to hit myself on the head because... being close enough with him to be very casual, but all the dirty nasty still makes him blush? PLEASEEE, probably everyone already thinks of you guys as a couple with how much you stay at each other’s houses, but every time it comes up, he’s just going beet red and trying to shake it off so as not to make things worse (he’s stupid though because that’s actually what you want)... 
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENS and it’s just. so hard to go back to normal knowing ... you really do think about him in that way? UGHHH GOD. And him trying to seduce you after is such a fucking mess because... you don’t want cool, try-hard izuku, you want accidentally sexy izuku. he’s gonna have a big dick either way so as,dflkajsdk !!! 
and his sensors just go insnae trying to figure out how you feel about him until finally, FINALLY, the dam breaks and everything comes out.
And then with Todoroki??? 
Like obvs size is something he’s never really thought abt or considered, but to suddenly be told it’s something YOU’RE interested in? That you like him... IN GENERAL? oh absolutely he’s going to exploit that (in his todoroki way) cuz he’s been interested in you for a while now, too, and just didn’t know how to initiate anything. 
BUT NOW YOU DID and jdjfkasdjljk he can finally act upon his feelings knowing they’re reciprocated!!! 
can you imagine also... maybe thinking he’s just joking or not being serious when he offers, too??? and like... saying yes because you think nothing will happen? THEN BOOM, todoroki’s got his bedroom eyes on and is approaching you... PLEASE!!
either you love it and he stays on like that or you’re getting scared and he’s getting all gentle... and either way I LOVE IT. 
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Thank u for this, anon. FOR REAL!!!
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A COURT OF FEY & FLOWERS EPISODE 8 liveblog!!!!!!!
it's catchup time babeyyyy let's go
frog-binx
HORNY GRANDFATHERS
emily's giggle is the most adorable thing
DEV PATEL AND MICHAEL B JORDAN
i LOVE that emily is so in on the green hunter hahaha this is so fun
"the ventriloquist dummy is doing a bit about it"
oh my god lou's rumour and the way he has squak start it 😭😭😭
every single lords of the wing aside is just SO GOOD
"I WANT A BOX OFFICE HIT I DONT WANT A FUCKING OSCAR"
lmao grabalba 😭😭
"can i knock one out cause it's insane" oh lou what do you have up your sleeve
OH MY GOD EMILY CRYING THROUGH THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED
you're tired?? i'm the one who's dying!!
LOU TRYING NOT TO SPIT OUT HIS MOUTHFUL LMAO
THE PIXIE OFFICE BOXXXXX
i am obsessed with the way the letters spawn scenes gahhh
ohhhhh this could get interesting..... the flash to omar and back to surena when chirp mentions the unseelie court......
"spectacularly deceptive and slippery"
how do you lie without becoming sleepy 🥺🥺🥺🥺
waaaahhhh chirp and binx talking about magic on the mortal plane 🥺
BEING AROUND HIM IS LIKE BEING IN A SHOWER THATS THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
literally squealing over the invisible wedding ring 😭😭😭
SHE DIDNT DELIVER IT
emily saying that chirp's gonna come back to find wuvvy in 40 years when her wife dies hahahaha so true
I AM YEELLLLINNGGGGG
I WANT TO KNOW YOU LIKE NO ONE ELSE LOVES YOU
KNICKOLAS PNACKLESS
lou's moan as aabria says the letter was ripped up 😭😭😭
"but for you, yes" OH MY RUEWUVVY HEART
NOOOOOOOO THIS MAKES ME SHIP THEM HARDER
BOMB. DROPPED.
gahhhh the lords of the wing are so fucking unhinged <3
lmao squak mad-libbing his letter to apollo
omg rue being offered a spot in the chorus???
SURENA'S REACTION TO THEM MENTIONING WUVVY SKFKKGG
emily and lou LOSING it over the potential of being offered the job of MC hahahahaha
BANISH THE THOUGHT OF COURTS
YEEEEAHHHHHH RUE TELL EM
omg the table's reactions yesssss
god suntar's whole vibe is so hot
oh my god the editing??? seeing everybody's heads turn when suntar says strawberries.....???? hoooo boy
TWENTY NINE????
"come on, grabalba!!"
oh hob 🥺🥺
YEAH WORKING WITH ANDHERA IN AN OFFICIAL CAPACITY
what matters the amenability of a soldier 😭😭😭
MY BUSINESS IS MY OWN 🤭🤭🤭
literally screaming
HOB AND BINX SOBBING TO EACH OTHER SIFJGKGISIGLSLF
brennan and surena are COMEDIC GENIUS
i am literally holding my breath oh my god
LETS GO ANDHERAAA
OOOOHHH SNAAAAPPPPP
PILLAR BOY, WHERE
god emily and lou are truly some of the best improvisers just...ever
LMAO THEYRE GETTING EVICTED BY GRANDFATHER, ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
WHAT A LOVELY DAY TO WALK YOUR SUITCASE
ANDHERA CAST LOCATE OBJECT ON THE LETTER SKFUSKGI HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHO AIRRY PEARRY IS
i am cRYYINNGGG
"my mind just got dressed down" "mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm" "ah yes ventriloquist dummy" WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
oh my GODDDDD NOT LOU ROLLING A NAT 20 INSIGHT AND OSCAR ROLLING A NAT 1 THIS COULD NOT BE MORE PERFECT
andhera's "what the FUCK" HAHAHAHA
HHHHHHHHH WE'RE NEARING ENDGAME FUCK
PHEWWWWWW
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MAC I'M GONNA WATCH THE HANNIBAL FINALE. I'M GONNA LIVEBLOG IN UR INBOX BECAUSE IT'S FUN :3
godddd i feel so bad for reba :( she just had a crush on this weird ass guy and now he's kidnapped her and told her he's a murderer. I LOVE HER SHE DESERVES BETTER
DID HE JUST SHOOT HIMSELF???? OHHHHH REBA I'M SO SORRY :(( oh she's escaping.... oh i hope she lives i hope she gets out i am so worried for my girl she has been a highlight of this season fr
SHE'S ALIVE!!!!! oh she's going to have trauma for life. babygirl is not getting through this without copious amounts of issues
will trying to reassure her oughfgh :((( there r parallels between her and will and alana..... i need 2 make that into its own post tho it would b way too long for liveblogging in ur inbox
he's talking 2 hannibal now....... gay ass..... ohhhh will graham girlie u so wanted to kill that guy. u can't even deny it u wanted to murder him soooo bad <3 aren't u tired of being nice? don't u just want to go apeshit?
OH SHIT. HE'S STILL ALIVE. HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALIVE. OH MY GOD HE FAKED HIS SUICIDE
btw i am like. so invested in whatever the fuck will and bedelia have going on. two victims of hannibal who fell in love with him and were so close to being eaten by him. what is happening here is NOT therapy, and it's definitely not a friendship, but a secret third thing
can i just say i love alana bloom in this season as well???? she used to be kind and loving but she was broken down and is now cold and unforgiving. she's put her shields up and can't let anything happen to her again waaaaaghhfh :((( also she's pretty <3 i love women
"i need you hannibal." GAY ASS!!!!!!
"going my way?" HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!
they're having fucking wine together this is a date this is a gay ass pre-murder date come on dude
what's gayer than this..... drinking wine while watching some guy film your dying boyfriend..... the homoeroticism of this.........
YEAHHHHH KILL EM BABYGIRL!!! STAB THAT MAN!!!!! ohh the camera cutting between shots of will stabbing him and hannibal hitting him with the axe.... will gutting him like a fish and hannibal ripping into his neck with his teeth..... this is gay sex this is homosexual intercourse right on my screen here
THE BLOOD SPREADING TO LOOK LIKE WINGS ARE YOU SERIOUS. dude this wing imagery with this guy is insane i'm going to eat cardboard
HANNIBAL HELPING HIM TO HIS FEET BOTH COVERED IN BLOOD. THEYRE LOOKING EAHC OTHER DEAD IN THE EYES. THEY NEED TO MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE RIGHT NOW IM SO SERIOUS.
"it's beautiful." YEAGHHHHAH!!!! GET WORSE!!!! GET WORSE!!!!!!
DUDE THEY FELL. HOLY SHIT. i mean what's more romantic than falling off a cliff in your lover's arms covered in some other man's blood??? like fr. oh my god dude
BEDELIA!!! THERE SHE IS!!!!! is she back in italy????
wh. what's that on the table. wh.
GIRL. GIRLIE. YOU CUT OFF YOUR LEG???? OH THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG WITH HER <3
holy shit dude. oh my god. realistically they probably could not have survived that fall but either way, like. how fucked up is that??? and also romantic in a horrible toxic way??? if they died they died in each other's arms. if they lived.... they made it. they fucking made it through everything they did. where would they go now? to italy? are they going to meet bedelia? do we have the most fucked up cannibalistic throuple in the universe?? my god dude. i gotta lay down and think about this for a while. 10/10 amazing show i'm going to explode thank you for recommending i watch it <3 i'm going to evaporate into a million little pieces now i need to scream
AHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA GOOD LUCK . THIS SHOW IS GOING TO LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN FOREVER NOW. YAYYYYYYY IM SO GLAD U LIKED IT. I LOVE THE INBOX LIVEBLOG THANK YOU. HOLD ON I HAVE SOMETHINF FOR U TOO GIVE ME A SECOND TO TYPE IT UP HEHEHEHE
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Writing prompts!!
Select one of the prompts and a ship and I'll write 300 words for it! I'll keep this open for a week!
Prompts are broken up into categories and further numbered within those categories to help everyone quickly find prompts, so please either give me the category and number of prompt or the prompt itself.
Fuck
"Fuck you." "You know what, [name], I've been trying but you haven't been cooperating." "What."
"I don't hate you." "You bought an entire fucking island to avoid me so we wouldn't be roommates our second year of college." "It obviously didn't work out well because we still ended up in Art History together."
"I'm fucked, I'm screwed. I'm gonna faaaaiillll."
"Well, fuck me and leave me to bleed."
"You're crazy." "Yeah, I'm fucking insane!"
"I have fucking questions!"
"You sir- are fucking hilarious."
"I love you but you're a fucking idiot."
"Love- fuck off."
"I'm cute as all fuck, but I'm an asshole if you piss me off."
"Insomnia's a real fucker, you know?"
"Fuck it- just- breathe! Breathe, damnit!"
"You and your bisexual ass can get the fuck out of here."
"Let's fuck the world over, 'cause that's all we're good for."
"Fuck it. We're not done yet."
"Occasionally I tell people to go fuck themselves just to mess with their puny lives."
"I didn't want anyone else. Fuck it, I just wanted YOU."
"You're a fucking bisexual disaster. Don't at me, brah."
"I'm just a sad, mostly human being that doesn't know what they're doing with their life." "Only mostly?" "Granny honestly got it on so who knows what the fuck Mom is."
"I don't mind if you call me a freak, just don't say it to my face. That's really rather rude." "You're a fucking idiot." "Yes, I've been told."
"I'm DONE! I'm done acting happy, I'm done pretending to be okay, I'm DONE playing this game. I am so. Fucking. DONE. With shits like you! Don't ever come near me again."
"The only reason I kept fighting was because of the people I cared about! And you took them all away from me! I'm not done fighting yet! I'm not done fucking fighting until your body is rotting in the fucking ground!"
"Giving a fuck what other people think about you is like giving them control of your life."
"Please don't pretend to give a fuck about me. I know better now."
"They said I can't." "Well, fuck 'em." "What?" "You're not weak. It's your life. Fuck 'em. Do what you want."
"I trust you about as far as I can throw you. Which is to say I don't. I can't. I'm weak as all fuck."
"I'm as cute as a cucumber. Wait, fuck, that's a kiwi."
Shit
"When you're a sarcastic piece of shit but people keep falling in love with you anyway."
"My sister is a huge piece of shit." "Awe, that's not nice. What'd the shit ever do to you?"
"Shit aside, this isn't the worst plan put into motion."
"Literally no one cares about that shit."
"I'm not a bitch, I'm an asshole. Guys still want to screw me even if all I spew is shit."
"Congratulations! You're in deep shit."
"You've shown great aptitude for bullshitting."
"Shit... I don't... I don't know why I'm crying... Just please don't leave me alone..." "Never."
"I'm one of those people that people regularly tell me not to do stupid shit and I do it anyway."
"I've lived my life watching through windows. I'm ready to go break shit now."
"I promise, I'm okay."
"You expect me to believe that bullshit!?"
"I'm just getting a little tired of having to deal with this shit!"
"Hey, I'm kinda feeling like shit tonight. You think you could... come cuddle me?"
"I don't see myself as someone who breaks promises, spills secrets, or tells lies. I'm not a great person like that statement would suggest. I just don't talk to people enough, and when I do, I don't give enough of a shit to care."
Asshole
"'Cause sometimes, people are just assholes no one else cares about."
"It was an accident! I didn't mean to-" "Now why don't I believe you?" "Because I'm an arrogant prick and an asshole." "At least you're aware of your short comings."
"No, I'm not getting high off lemonade. What are you drinking, bitch?"
"If you're not sucking cock for the fun of it, I don't know what you're doing with your life."
"Ten out of ten. Would bang again." "Please stop." "Love you, babe."
Forget
"I haven't quite forgiven you for that." "No, I don't expect you did."
"The most unforgettable stories are also the most unbelievable, don't you know?"
"I don't need you to hold me like it's okay to forget. I need you to hold me like it's okay to remember, to hold on, and then to let go."
"Sometimes people forget... I'm not normal."
"The world is a wonderful, beautiful, amazing place. That's why it doesn't matter if in thirty years, no one remembers us."
"I want you to remember what it felt like to fight against me."
"Do you remember what it was like when we were young and alright?"
"Do you remember what I promised? That we'd always be together. I don't break promises. Not to anyone, but never to you. As long as you'll have me, I'll be right here. So please, let me stay."
"I want you to remember this feeling; it will follow you all your life."
"Why don't you remember ANYTHING I said!?"
Pain
"Don't you ever wish we could ever be something different? Like, I don't know. Something less hellish?" "I don't know. Sometimes I welcome the pain."
"I just get so restless, and I can't stop moving, and when I have to sit down and focus... it's really hard because I just want to be up. It's genuinely painful when it strikes in the middle of class or something."
"Pain is what made me human."
"You don't understand all the pain we went through to get where we are now."
"I will break, I will burn, but I will not let you hurt me."
"Listen to me and this broken heart of mine."
"It's not your fault you've been hurt before."
"I don't enjoy hurting people." "Could'a fooled me."
"Does it hurt?" "Always."
“It’s not me you have to worry about killing you if you hurt our daughter, it’s my wife.” “Oh, honey, you know me so well.”
"I knew from the beginning I'd never be able to hurt you."
"I shouldn't care. Caring only hurts."
"Sometimes when people get hurt, they shut themselves away. They push away people and the things that hurt them. But I think it's more interesting when they fight back. Revenge is a bitter tale, but it's a more interesting story told."
"I don't want to fall in love. Falling means you get hurt. I want to grow. I want to grow to love someone, see them at their smallest and grow into their mightiest. I want to grow to love, because when something grows, it never stops growing."
"My head feels heavy and my heart just hurts."
"Don't stress the small stuff. It only makes your brain hurt."
"In the end, we were made of blood that could be spilt and bones that could be broken."
"'Broken,' he'd promised. And 'broken' he'd become."
Death
"I have been scared of many things. Surprisingly, my death has never been one of them."
"They're both very strong willed, bull headed, "death to all those who defy me" kind of people."
"Even the bravest close their eyes when facing Death."
"Death seems like the best option right now." "No. No, it does not."
"Touch my phone and you accept Death as your new best friend."
"You tend to just find death everywhere you go. Isn't that a problem?"
"Death is not a good look on you, honey."
"I've got about a hundred years worth of death on my hands and isn't that great?"
"Death comes to all those who wait for it."
"Murder, death, and mayhem are my favorite things to write about."
"You are an angel of death by association. This is your duty."
"I hope you've got some kind of special armor under that dress, 'cause with the way you're surrounded, if you don't, you're gonna die."
"We're gonna die." "That's the plan."
"How many times must she die before you're satisfied?!"
"This time, I'm not letting you die for me."
"Someone's gonna die tonight, but it ain't gonna be me."
"Fine. I'll let you die. I'll just have to bring you back to life."
"But why'd you have to die?"
"If I die, it's officially Your Fault."
"Welp. time to die again,"
"No! No! You don't get to die! You don't get to die and leave me alone!"
"Don't ask me that! Don't do that!" "Why?" "Because everyone knows that when you talk about the future right before a big battle, you're gonna die!"
"When it comes down to it, I want you to make sure I die."
"How did you save them?" "Easy- I died."
"I would live and die for you, but I'd never kill."
"We are not gods. But I shall die like one anyway."
"There was a time when I swear I was just waiting to die."
"I'd rather destroy myself than let her die for me."
"The truth is- I'm just tired of watching you die."
"I've died so many times, and I'm still falling for you."
"I am so done with children." "You have nine." "And I would die for each and every one of them."
"It's a miracle in itself that you haven't died yet."
"The explosion killed thousands. How are you alive?"
"You bother me." "I can't imagine why." "Surely it has nothing to do with the fact you've killed hundreds of people including my family. That couldn't possibly be it."
"I trust you, but the question is, do you trust me?" "I trust you not to get yourself killed." "I think you might be asking a little too much."
"How are you going to tell your sister you killed her best friend?" "I'm not." "That's no way to start a relationship."
"You are legit trying to kill me." "Oh darling, if I really wanted to kill you, I wouldn't be trying. You'd be dead already."
"I'm pretty sure I killed someone. But then again, I could be wrong."
"I'm going to kill someone." "Oh dear god, please be me."
"Ohhhhh, my sister's gonna kill me for this one."
"One time my sister tried to tell me I wasn't right. Valid, I wasn't. But I still tried to kill her anyway."
"Do what you will. But don't come crying to me if it kills you."
"Oh god, just kill me now." "As you wish."
"The next time somebody tries to kill, me, I'm gonna scream." "I should hope so?"
"This child threatened to kill me." "She threatened to burn the entire city to the ground. I don't see what your point is."
"We are all dead and it’s your fault!"
"Oh look. The sun is shining, nobody is dead- today's gonna be a good day."
"I swore I wouldn't do it again. But here I am. Wishing all of them dead."
"I guess being dead wasn't good enough for you. You wanted to erase me from history too."
"Who even knows if we'll be alive tomorrow?"
"What story did they tell you?" "That'd I'd never make it out alive."
"And if I refuse?" "Well, *chuckle* don't suppose you'll get out of this alive."
"You just need to survive."
"The world is a cruel, unfair place. But it's the one we live in, so we gotta do what we can to survive."
"You've done your best to destroy me, but I survived all along."
"I survive because there is nothing else I could do."
"The world didn't want me. But I survived anyway."
"I think I'm more surprised that you're telling me this than the fact that you survived it."
"We exist in this time and place. This isn't the end."
"You hide it in the corners of your mind like it doesn't exist."
"Once upon a time, there was a girl. A regular, ordinary type of girl. The kind of girl... that no longer exists."
"In any other world, we would not exist."
"Hell exists in ways you don't expect it to."
"I exist in your eyes, but not in your life."
"You weren't supposed to exist."
"I suppose that magic exists. In some way or another."
"Time is inconsequential. Unreal. It doesn't exist. All that exists is the here and now."
"The world only exists the way we want it to."
"The world need not know you exist. More importantly, the world need not know you exist as you do."
"Who's dying this time?"
"I've existed long enough to know this is a very bad idea."
"We only sort of exis
"There's something beautiful in the way you look at the world like nothing else exists."
"We exist to be tempered into impossible weapons."
"I am aware of worlds and things that should not exist."
"The difference you have to learn about the past and future is that the future gives us a reason to keep living... the past only exists to hold us back."
"You are the bane of my existence." "I'm the bane of existence in general."
"How many times have I thought about dying? Too many."
My entire life you've made me cry. All you're doing now is making me cry again.
"My room's a mess. Kinda like my life. But nobody's complaining about that."
"My life was wonderful. But it was better without you in it."
When life gives ya lemons, we find someone who has vodka and makes martinis.
"She's living her life in monochrome."
"There are some things in life that just get you down. And then there's her."
"I've been wrong all my life. This is just another instance, isn't it?
"Home is not a place. It's a feeling. Feeling of contentment, life, respect, safety. That is home."
"I live off of two things: spite and validation. I live to spite those who say I can't, but I need validation from those who say I can."
"Please don't live for tomorrow. Live for today."
"My favorite kind of people are the ones who live for themselves, and not for anyone else."
I knew we'd live forever.
"There's not enough time on Earth to see everything. We could go back a billion years and live every moment up to now, and even then we wouldn't see everything." "Nah. But with you, I'd like to try. I feel like I could do anything with you by my side."
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makeste · 4 years
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BnHA Chapter 289: Looks Like the Gang’s All Here
Previously on BnHA: Horikoshi was all “you guys don’t really need to know what’s gonna happen to Deku and Shouto right now” and cut away to Toga and Ochako before anyone could get a word in. Skeptic utilized the power of Freak Shounen Coincidence to magically zero in on Ochako and Tsuyu amongst the fleeing crowd. Toga was all “IS THAT OCHAKO” and immediately leaped down to fight them, ignoring Spinner’s heartfelt speeches about Villain Found Family because fight now, hug later!! Down in the streets of some unidentified crumbling city, Ochako was approached by a sweet old lady and was all “I better help this sweet old lady who is definitely not leading me into a trap”, which unfortunately turned out to be poor decision-making on her part. Anyway so now she and Toga are going to throw down. AND ALSO, P.S., BEST JEANIST IS STILL ALIVE, and that doesn’t really have anything to do with anything right now, but BY GOLLY I JUST HAD TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS.
Today on BnHA: Iida and Hadou are all “is it our turn yet”, and Horikoshi is all “yes”, and so the two of them finally burst onto the scene and are all “hello Shouto, Gigantomachia is on his way, btw do you need help” and so they all get ready to fight Tomura together. Meanwhile in Unnamed Ochako And Toga Fight Town, Toga is all “what’s up Ochako, oh is this the All Might doll Deku gave you, I guess you must like Deku as well, just like me, we truly are the same, btw I can use other people’s quirks now” before she vanishes in a flurry of knives and ambiguity, as mysteriously as she came. So that’s a thing that happened. The chapter ends with Gigantomachia and the League STOMPIN’ ONTO THE SCENE, JUST IN TIME FOR ENDEAVOR TO WAKE UP AND BE ALL “OHHHHH SHIT.” YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT, “OH SHIT.” Finally the pieces are in place for Dabi to reveal his true identity to Hadou and Iida, JUST LIKE WE ALL EXPECTED.
before I start, thank you so much to everyone who sent birthday messages on Wednesday!! I had a good day; my quarantine impulse purchase guitar that I ordered months ago but had been backordered finally arrived, and so now I can do something productive with my time as I continue to while away these months in isolation! not to say that capslocking over fictional characters and their shounen escapades doesn’t also count as being productive lmao. anyways, my fingers hurt so typing is kind of a bitch right now, but I’m having fun still. IF KAMINARI CAN DO IT THEN SO CAN I
anyway so let’s see what mishaps my various catastrophe-prone children are getting up to this week
okay there are several things happening in this panel which I want to comment on
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IIDA!!!
HADOU!!!
“some time after” jesus fucking christ though, how long have Deku and the rest actually been fighting?? like it’s absolutely absurd to imagine that they’ve been managing to hold off Tomura for more than a few minutes, and yet everything we’ve seen these last couple of chapters suggests that this is indeed the case. which is just pure insanity tbh. excuse me sir, but I have an emotionally maturing son, a homewrecking grandpa, and a sleep-deprived one-legged platonic husband who are all in DIRE NEED of medical attention just FYI
lastly, I direct your attention to these two cool cats in the background who are both riding on hover surfboards. living it up like it’s Back to the Future. why are there two of them. do they both just happen to have the exact same quirk. what are the odds. ARE THEY TWINS. I want to know everything about them dammit
anyway so Hadou is asking Iida why he’s tagging along, because unlike the others, he can’t fly and is thus vulnerable to Tomura’s attacks and such
well Hadou I’ll have you know that it his DUTY AS THE CLASS PRESIDENT to tag along and THAT’S WHY
oh shit you guys IIDA SAID “FUCK THE LAW”
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“plus Bakugou-kun, whom I am not particularly close to, but nonetheless hold nothing personal against!” well uh, kind of a weird distinction to make there bro, but okay. listen everyone, it’s a tense situation; if Iida feels the need to clarify the ins and outs of his interpersonal relationships with each of the people he’s rescuing then please just respect that okay
anyways though have I mentioned how much I fucking love Iida Tenya though you guys. feels like I haven’t mentioned that enough. I LOVE HIM. there
FINALLY
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AFTER THREE WHOLE WEEKS WE FINALLY CUT BACK. OH MY GOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG OF A TIME THAT IS TO BE HOLDING YOUR BREATH. [EXHALES]
is it bad that my immediate reaction to this page was A LOT OF LAUGHING, though. fkldlksh this entire situation is SO ABJECTLY TERRIBLE that if I were Shouto I would almost be fighting the urge to look around for a hidden camera at this point. ASHTON KUTCHER WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE. OH THANK GOD, IT WAS ALL JUST A PRANK
anyway so uh. heh. how screwed are we at this point, exactly. oh and also, whose speech bubbles are these. who the fuck would look at this situation and these bleeding children and say “HA!” what kind of monster. just ignore that paragraph right before this one please
OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT
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TOMURA I CANNOT BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO AFO FOR ONCE AND JUST LEAVE
pretty please. we kind of have a situation here. not that I wouldn’t love to see what this icy flamey boi could do if push came to shove, but I also have had just about enough of watching children get maimed for today though
OH SHIT
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THE TIMING OF THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL BUT I DO NOT CARE!! THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED THANK GOD
“WHAT UP GUYS, WE BROUGHT YOU SOME TERRIBLE NEWS” FKLSHLKHLK
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WELL GEE IIDA THANKS SO FUCKING MUCH!!
lmaoooo a wild Lida has been spotted what the fuck is this translation though
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I don’t know which is better, the “Lida” (DO YOU EVEN READ THE SERIES BRO), or the “CHRIST” gkfhkg. CLASSIC LIDA
OH SNAP HADOU
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sobbing at Manual cradling the still-warm corpse of Gran Torino like a tiny baby khlk;h. BUT ANYWAYS HADOU SAW HER TEACHER ALL BLOODIED UP AND IS READY TO THROW DOWN, YESSSSS, THE MY LADIES ACADEMIA ARC CONTINUES
(ETA: listen you guys, there were many things at the end of this chapter that brought me joy, but perhaps none more than the inclusion of Hadou in the final two page spread looking all serious alongside the Todorokis, as if she has any fucking clue at all wtf is going on slfkhlkhgghsl. what I wouldn’t give to see her and Deku and Iida all making frantic bewildered eye contact at each other throughout the next chapter lmao.)
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DEKU
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ARE YOU PROPPING YOURSELF UP WITH YOUR ARM THAT’S IN SPLINTERS, I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE YOU RIGHT NOW. SOMEONE PLEASE SLAP SOME SENSE INTO THIS CHILD. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN
LMAO TODO’S READY TO TAKE AFOMURA ON. THE SHARED HERO BRAINCELL HAS ALREADY EXPIRED. FUCK IT LET’S DO THIS
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“true, I already watched him murder my dad, my boyfriend, my other boyfriend, my teacher, and dozens of other people, but gosh darn it, I just feel like the fifteenth time’s the charm you guys.” shit, I ain’t even mad. who’s up for yet another episode of Todoroki Shouto Attempts to Murder a Bitch
-- “TIME TO CUT AWAY!!” laughs Horikoshi as he gleefully dodges out of reach before I can punch him, that SON OF A --
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goddammit. you’re just lucky that I’m invested in the girl power fight too
YESSSSS OCHAKO
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DON’T BE SORRY FOR KICKING ASS! NEVER BE SORRY FOR KICKING ASS
damn, looks like she managed to touch Toga’s shirt but not Toga herself. both of them are so fast
now Toga is monologuing from the shadows
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we’ve all been there, Toga. sometimes you see someone you really like and it’s just like, ahhhhhh gotta kill them am I right
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lol I love Toga so much you guys, but I’m also kind of wincing in anticipation of whatever essays are gonna materialize out of the fandom this week explaining how hero society has failed her utterly and she is just a victim here. CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW SHE JUST WANTED FREEDOM TO BE HERSELF AND MURDER A BUNCH OF PEOPLE flhkklhl
OH SNAP SHE WENT AND TOLD HER THE THING!!
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and it was fucking awesome and scary as shit, Ochako. like damn, still sends a chill up my spine just thinking about it
anyway so now Toga is continuing to explain that she can use the quirks of whoever she transforms into
and Ochako is kind of freaking out, which I don’t blame her for, since it’s probably really upsetting to hear that your stolen blood and quirk were used to murder a bunch of people. shit
so now she’s all “WTF WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TELL ME THAT”
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??? was this somehow the wrong answer?
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for fuck’s sake. Toga you literally came down here to ask her if she would be willing to kill you, and here she is telling you “I would never be happy about killing someone, that’s fucked up”, and you’re all “......”
like come on though, what else do you want her to say?? and why does Ochako look so shocked now
OOP
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LMAO
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THEIR FACES DKSLHFKG. TOGA NO THAT IS MEAN. and jesus christ Ochako it’s just a toy. I know it has Sentimental Value and shit but is this really the thing to be getting distracted about right now
FOR FUCK’S SAKE
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JIN-KUN WHOM OCHAKO HAS NEVER FUCKING MET?? THAT JIN-KUN??!
OM NOM NOM
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this entire confrontation makes absolutely zero sense to me you guys. just. Horikoshi was all, “this is the kind of stuff girls talk about when they’re battling to the death, right?” just, are you okay my dude
anyway so Toga has somehow deduced that Ochako got the doll from Deku, which means that she and Ochako are exactly alike in every way, and this is somehow an important plot point, and now they’re finally getting back to the fight lulz
OH SHIT
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OCHAKO BOUT TO SLAP THE SHIT OUT TOGA WITH THIS BOOKCASE ON A STRING AND THIS LOUIS BAG OH FUCK
so now Toga’s all excited and she’s all “THERE’S SOMETHING I OUGHT TO TELL YOU, I’M NOT LEFT HANDED EITHER” oh snap
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fuck, it almost feels like she’s trying to warn her. Ochako idk maybe you should run shit I do not like this ( ゚д゚)
but of course she is not running, and she’s all “I’ll have you take responsibility for your actions”
HEY NOW
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WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING, DID TOGA JUST FUCKING MURDER TSUYU, WHAT THE FUCK. I AM TERRIFIED, I DON’T WANT TO SCROLL DOWN, SHE THREW LIKE FOURTEEN KNIVES INTO THE DARKNESS, WHAT THE FUCK
OH
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IT’S POSSIBLE THAT I MAY HAVE OVERREACTED
so did Toga just Swip a bunch of knives for no reason and then abscond, lol what. CAN ANYBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE PURPOSE OF THAT ENTIRE SCENE WAS. ASIDE FROM GETTING TO SEE OCHAKO TRY AND YEET A BOOKCASE AT SOMEONE
fuck, she was crying??
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DID MY GIRL TOGA JUST KILL AN OLD WOMAN, NAKEDLY LURE OCHAKO INTO A BUILDING, ANTAGONIZE HER INTO SAYING “I’LL MAKE YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR KILLING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE IT”, STEAL HER DOLL, GIVE HER DOLL BACK, TELL HER “OH SO YOU LIKE DEKU TOO HUH? BTW I CAN USE OTHER PEOPLE’S QUIRKS”, AND THEN RUN AWAY CRYING??? BRUH
-- OH SHIT, OH FUCK
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[SIRENS BLARING WILDLY] [AUDIENCE LEAPING OUT OF THEIR SEATS] [T-SHIRT CANNONS BOOMING IN THE AIR] [VIKING WAR HORN SOUNDS IN THE DISTANCE] FUUUUUUUUUCK
well never the fuck mind about Ochako and Toga and WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT ALL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE, I guess, BECAUSE!! MACHIA MADNESS HAS ARRIVED. SPEARS SHALL BE SHAKEN!!! SHIELDS SHALL BE SPLINTERED!!
AND LOOK WHO WOKE UP FROM HIS NUMBER ONE HERO BEAUTY NAP RIGHT ON CUE, TOO!!! ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS... IIIIIIIIIIT’S TOUYA TIMEEEEEEEE
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shartlord420 · 2 years
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Adachi and/or Maruki for the ask thing:0?
Okay Maruki first because my favoritism is almost certainly going to show with the depth of my Adachi answers
MARUKI!!!
How I feel about this character
Ohhhhh Takuto Maruki.... honestly, he hits just a little too close too home 🤧 It's really funny, actually, I realized almost immediately that his narrative like. Lined up SO evenly with my high school self-based vent oc LMAO. I won't get into the parallels/details, but it's hilariously uncanny. Like, obviously not an exact replica, but it's pretty close.
I like him a lot. I think he's an incredibly interesting character, and I'm always a sucker for compelling psychological profiles. He's not a bad PERSON, but his ways of coping and interacting with the world around him is so unhealthy and unintentionally damaging and I eat that up. My favorite characters are the ones who need to go to therapy BADLY. Process your trauma, Takuto, I am literally begging you.
Also he's a HILARIOUS character. Little juice man!!!!!! It's like watching a car crash, you can't look away. What are you DOING Takuto. 100% have vented to my friends about his plethora of bad choices.
All the people I ship romantically with this character
Tohru Adachi is the primary one, I won't lie, I just think the two of them would be SO interesting together. It would take an essay to explain, BUT. They just complement each other nicely. I think they could offer some nice balance for one another, and they have an obscure little bit of history in common- both being adult persona users who went down a dubious path at least partly due to the influence of a god. Like, how many people are you gonna meet who would actually get that?
My non-romantic OTP for this character
I think Yu Narukami and Takuto Maruki should be friends. They would be. Maruki deserves a friend like Yu.
My unpopular opinion about this character
HMMMM. Once again the popular vs unpopular opinions train stumps me. What are my unpopular opinions...
See the problem is, yet again, I do not engage with the masses enough to know what the typical take on Maruki is.
OH WAIT I KNOW. My take on Maruki is that he is not a certified therapist and him becoming a counsellor was a result of his powers as opposed to him getting formally certified. Listen. Maybe he did. But I cannot watch his "counseling sessions" without screaming. This man does not know what hes doing. You are a cognitive science researcher not a therapist what are you DOING!!!!! (I love him I swear I do but he makes me insane)
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
I want documented evidence of him getting a therapist
And now for the Tohru Adachi posting
How I feel about this character
I watched the Persona 4 anime in high school and then years later, as a young adult, as I remembered the series and characters yet again I finally caved and bought the game specifically so I could hang out with Tohru Adachi, if that tells you anything. My little man. My evil little boy. Stinky rotten man I love him so much. I once unironically said, out loud to myself, "I wish Tohru Adachi was my dad" while crying about my dad issues. I have a little keychain with him on it and I had it hanging from my rearview mirror for a while. I brought him with me when I visited California. He is currently pinned above my bed like a little guardian angel. This is a callout post for myself.
I have infected my friends with Tohru Adachi propaganda I can and will give you a detailed psychological analysis of this man. I basicslly have one written already, actually, it's almost 2,000 words long, a walkthrough analysis of his actions and frame of mind throughout the game,
I'm mentally ill!!!!!! And it's his fault. I love him.
All the people I ship romantically with this character
- Ryotaro Dojima
- Takuto Maruki
- Izanami
- Munehisa Iwai
- Therapy
My non-romantic OTP for this character
Aggressively shakes his entire dynamic and relationship with Yu Narukami mmmmm oh my god
My unpopular opinion about this character
I refuse to believe Atlus when they say his motive was being an incel and that's a hill I can and will die on Atlus just has a weird fucking obsession with adding misogyny at every SINGLE opportunity even if it doesnt add anything to the narrative (OR EVEN WORSE: DETRACTS FROM IT!!!!)
I mean, more likely they did in fact intend him to just be an entitled brat and the incelness was just a demonstration of that but they were SO audience blind and ignorant to reality that they didn't realize they had created a character that didn't scream "boo hoo I'm just MAD that the world wasnt handed to me on a silver platter", they created a character that resonated with a generation that was told that they just had to study hard and work hard and things would be okay, only to be thrown into a world that failed to deliver on the promises they had been given, not an ENTITLED character, but rather, a sympathetic man who got fucked over by not being properly prepared for the real world and being deprived of enjoyment of his youth BECAUSE of these false promises, so when the fans DIDN'T respond to Adachi with pure hatred and instead actually LIKED AND SYMPATHIZED with him they realized, oops!!! We misread our audience!!! And then they moved forward with more Adachi content and development, but just GLAAAAZE over the misogyny that is at this point ENTIRELY shoehorned in and Adachi is gay thanks for coming to my tedtalk
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
more.
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ichayalovesyou · 3 years
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Live reaction The Empath:
Ohhhhh no! Here we go! First time that it’s not just summaries and gifs ohhhhhhhh NO!!
I am not prepared
Jim is so fuckin soft, first thing when he comes to is “Spock! Bones!”
Oh she’s PRETTY and sweet I love her already
Respect Bones hell yeah, treating people like people (the bar is low but y’know)
OH NO ITS THESE SPOOKY FOKS
Aw she healed him that’s soft!
Naughty bad test subjects get out in the PAIN TUBE
Slooooooooooow moooooooow suffering!
They all love each other so much ❤️❤️❤️ owwwww
Scotty getting to be cool is always a win
“Oh they’re probably fiiiiiiiiiine” *is getting tortured* jfc
“Engaged your capacity to love others” 🥺 these threeeeeeeeee 💔
Poor Jem awwwwwwwwwwwww poor Jim! The acting is SO GOOD this lady has TALENT 🥺
Awww Jim is always so worried about everyone! He’s so Good
Wow fuck OFF the VAYANS are the WORST
Bones claustrophobic(?)
Who Gets To Die For Science from Immunity Syndrome but WORSE.
Bones said “OOPS 😨😡”
Spock loves Jim so much... 💔
Bones loves them both TOO MUCH AAAAAAAH! “Not this time Spock.” OWWWWWW
LEAVE! BONES! ALONE!!!!!!!
“Our Brain pattern”? BONDED?!?!
Get him down! Oh my GOD 😨😭
😨😨😨
😭😭😭
Aw Jem! They’re just gonna sit with him while Bones... ow. Ow ow ow ow!
“You’ve got a good bedside manner Spock” 💔 🖤
Spock is audibly upset with no alien possession or influence or anything owwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Who ARE the VAYANS to decide who fucking lives or dies?! Fuck them! What kind of twisted fuckers?!
“You three are the best to show Jem what love is” MC-SPIRK MC-SPIRK MC-SPIRK MC-SPIRK!!
Sure the Vayans are technically right but they had no right to decide the metric to which they hold the Triumvirate and Jem’s entire race to!
The Vayans are fucking monsters. Wow.
Oh I just saw De’s ring for the first time 😢
Bones is the best Bones is the best ow ow OW
“If death is all you understand. Here are four lives for you.” woah, damn Jim what’s the opposite of psychic damage that healed my heart in the worst way just, woah
They BETTER treat Jem right or I will kill them. 😡
Love how the end is like “wow, Jem was so cool!” save y’all same!
Bones said “fascinating”.
Spock sounded sarcastic when he said he’d give it thought but he totally meant it you can’t change my mind.
Another insanely good but insanely painful episode hooooooooly moly.
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Halloween
Summary: you and the avengers spend Halloween together.
Characters: Y/N (your name), Bucky, Loki, Thor, Tony, Steve, Sam, Natasha, Clint, Vision, Wanda, Peter, Shuri.
Warnings: cursing, tbh thats it.  VINE REFERENCES
Word Count: 2.4
A/N: hi.. I’m sry I haven’t written in a while.  School has been killing my creativity.  This is gonna be more of a miniseries, more like 2-3 parts.  It’s prob not gonna get much attention, but if you like it, just comment or re blog bc it helps my confidence with posting stuff on here.  This is also inspired by a meme I saw (Ill post it at the bottom of the story) and a video with Anthony Mackie and Chris Evans (link) Masterlist is here
Tag List: @sea040561 @wednesday-add-em @kmuir1 (lmk if you wanna join)
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Halloween was a week away.  Tony being Tony, already paid for the decorations for the tower, so basically all of the floors look like a haunted house.  Rolls of toilet paper stretched across arches in the hallways, tiny spiders were all over furniture, bones and eyes and zombies and witches and everything in between that you could possibly think of was in the tower.  The tower looked like a zombie on steroids; creepy yet entertaining at the same time.  
Everyone was fine with the decorations, but the costumes were a big issue.  Steve and Tony kept arguing over the ideas, both of them wanting to do group costumes.  Everyone else had their ideas too, but Tony and Steve were at each other's throats for the past couple weeks, since like August.  Your room in the tower was right by the meeting office, so hearing the two of them screaming at each other for the most stupid shit was driving you insane.  Once it got to the point where you had to yell at them to shut up.  
This morning, a week before Halloween, while everyone was there, you cleared your throat while you heard Steve and Tony bickering.
“Guys this is getting to be too much.  We need to have a meeting to discuss these fucken costumes.” you said.
“Yeah this is getting out of control,” Nat agreed.
“Guys, cmon, you have to agree with me.  All of us having Iron Man suits would be awesome.  We could fly around the city all night and have so much fun!” Tony said.
“Tony, stop.  All of us being soldiers is better.”  Steve countered.
“STOP!” Clint groaned.  “You guys are insane.  We need to discuss this as a group.”
Tony and Steve sat across from each other, glaring at each other.  Death was looming between them.  
“Fine,” Tony sighed.  “When and where?”
“The office, 2pm,” Nat said.  “And everyone has to show up, that means you too Bucky.”
Bucky groaned from the other side of the room.  He hated group discussions, he liked working alone better.  Said that it was faster to be alone and you didn’t have to worry as much.
~~~
2pm finally rolled by.  Everyone has showed up in the big office, one that seemed a little too big.  Everyone was tired of the bickering and had showed up, thankfully.  
Tony, Steve, Natasha, Clint, Thor, Bucky, Sam, Peter P, Shuri, Wanda, Vision, Loki and you were crowded around the table.  Tony was standing at the end with a whiteboard, prepared to write down ideas.
“So guys, what do you want to do?” Tony said.
“What about we dress up as famous Star Wars characters?” Sam suggested.
“Nah, Steve isn’t going to know who Yoda is.  That’s a must if we do Star Wars.” Tony said.
“Devils and Angels?” Wanda said.
“Not original,” Steve said.
“What about we just wear each other’s costumes?” Thor suggested.
“You really think you are gonna wear my wings?” Sam said, a hint of annoyance in his voice that made you and Bucky snicker.
“I don’t think any of you guys want to wear a leather catsuit,” Nat said.
“We could dress up as famous vines,” Shuri offered, smirking at you and Peter.  
The three of you quoted vines daily and the rest of the team never knew what you guys meant, which made it even more fun.  Eventually, Sam, Bucky and Clint started learning vines with you because they kept saying things which you guys followed up with vine references.  The frustration got to the three men and they started to learn with you, but they weren’t nearly as attentive as you, Shuri and Peter.
“What’s a vine?” Steve asked.
“Vine was a website created in 2012, officially released in 2013.  It was ultimately shut down in 2016.  Vine was a website where users would create short videos an-” Vision said.
“Vis, I don’t think they want a whole essay,” Wanda said, seeing the reactions of the other Avengers.  Sam had started to fake snore, Loki was muttering something to Peter about knifes, and Shuri was about to watch vines, from what you could tell.  
“It’s this app filled with people saying and doing stupid things for attention,” Nat sighed.
“IT IS NOT STUPID!  VINE WAS LEGENDARY!!”  Shuri shouted.
“YOU WOULD DO THINGS FOR THE VINE, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!” you shrieked.
“EDUCATE YO SELF!” Clint shouted, right in Natasha’s ear.  Doing that earned him a hard punch in the back of the head.
“Well I don’t have all day so we need something,” Tony groaned, hitting his expo marker against the whiteboard.
You and everyone else was trying to come up with ideas when all the sudden, quiet Peter Parker, who was pretty much the baby of the tower, spoke up.
“Mr. Frost Giant, God sir?” Peter asked.
“Loki,” Loki sighed, pleasantly shocked.
“So, you have ice powers right?” Peter continued.
“Yes, I am an ice giant,” Loki said.
“You should be Elsa for Halloween,” Peter gasped.
Then, out of nowhere, Clint jumped up, looking like he had 5 monster energy drinks and 10 packs of warheads.
“I’LL BE MERIDA!!!” he screamed.
“I must assume that I am going to portray Elsa then,” Thor said, with a smile on his face.
“So...we are doing Disney princesses?” Tony asked, slightly confused.
“Looks like it,” Bucky said.
“Who the fuck am I gonna be?” Shuri asked.
“Language.” Steve said.
You and Shuri looked at each other for a moment and with a slight nod of your head, you were both in a song.
“FUCK SHIT PUSSY ASS!!!” you and Shuri sang.
“MOTHERFUC-” Peter started to continue, but Tony just slapped his hand over Peter’s mouth.  Tony swore that Peter wasn’t like a son to him, but this didn’t help his situation.
Steve was turning ad red as a tomato in his seat, not being able to process all the dirty words that escaped yours and Shuri’s mouths.
“Ok, who are all the Disney Princesses?” Tony asked, frustration in his voice as he looked down at Peter.  Tony gave him a look, one that said “Stop this shit or you get your suit taken away for two weeks” and once Peter nodded his head slightly, Tony removed his hand.
Vision started to list a bunch of them off, even some of the ones that aren’t considered princesses, like Megara, Alice and Jane.  Once Tony had a list of all the princesses, he started to write of all the avengers, making lines to match them up with their character.  
“Ok, who wants to find their Disney princess counterpart first?” Tony asked.
“Me, I already asked before,” Shuri said rolling her eyes.
“Well I mean you already are a princess.” you said.
“Oh,” Shuri said. “I don’t have to dress up then.  Haha.  You can cross my name off, Tony.”
Tony sighed and rolled his eyes, while taking her name off.
“Next?” he sighed.
“What about me?” Steve asked.
“Oh this is gonna be interesting.” Sam grinned.
“Snow White.” Bucky said, without even hesitating.
“Wait why?” you asked.
“Ohhhhh, I think I see why,” Wanda smirked.
“Continue Barnes,” Natasha said.
“First of all, Snow White was the very first princess to come out.  She came out in the thirties or forties.  She’s the oldest.  Steve was the first avenger and he is the oldest.”  Bucky said.
“Bucky, you are a couple months older than me.” Steve countered.
“Second,” Bucky continued, ignoring his friend completely.  “She is like the most gullible and is surrounded by followers.  Snow White was like living with seven dwarfs.  And she was underage and just lived with them. Steve here, was the leader of the Howling Commandos.  And I was in that group, so I had to endure him and his stupid ass decisions, but I couldn’t elect to ignore it.”
“That’s offensive,” Steve said.
“That's the point,” Bucky said.  
“Ok so Steve is Snow White.”  Tony declared, making a line between Snow White and Steve on the whiteboard.  “NEXTT!”
“Me,” said the super secret Russian spy.
“Hmm..” you thought.
“Megara,” said Clint.
“Oh that's a good one,” Sam agreed.
“Who is Megara?” Steve asked.
“She is an attractive Greek lady that Hercules, the son of Zeus, who is the King of the Greek Gods, falls in love with.” Thor explained.
“Thor, how do you of all people know that?” Shuri asked.  “Shouldn’t Vision know all of these things?”
“M’lady, I am formally educated in Disney movies by the request of Peter Parker, also known as ‘The One and Only Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman’.” Thor explained.
“Kid, you make Thor, the God of Thunder, sit through Sleeping Beauty?” Tony asked, shocked.
“My dear man of Iron, Sleeping beauty was quite relaxing.  That Prince Philip, that amazing man, demonstrated quite intellectually advanced ways to use a sword.  Ways that I can use Storm-breaker effectively in battle.” Thor smiled.
Tony and Sam shared a look of disgust with a combination of interest and concern.
“Thor, I don’t think you can learn fighting tactics from a cart-” Vision started.
“I need to watch the movies again,” Clint and Bucky muttered under their breaths.
“No she should be Mulan,” Wanda said.  “Mulan is determined and strong.  Megara just messed with the God of Death.”
“I mess with death all the time,” Natasha countered.
“I should be Megara.” Bucky stated.
“Because you almost died?” Steve asked.
“Because your soul is dark and empty?” Sam asked.
“Yes and no.  My hair is long, not as long as her’s but I can make it work.  Hair extensions.  She plays with Hercules’ emotions.  She is also strong and independent.  Like me.” Bucky explained.
“That settles it.  Bucky is Megara and Natasha is Mulan.”  Tony said, making lines between the two avengers and their princesses.  
“nEXXttT!” Tony shouted.
“Me me me!” Wanda said happily.
“Yes Mr. Stark I would like to go as well.” Vision added.
“Wanda would make the perfect Moana.” Thor said.  “Moana and Wanda both demonstrate very strong emotions, which affect their abilities regarding their powers and limits and they care deeply about the people that mean the most to them.”
He nudged Loki in the shoulder to try to get him more involved in the meeting.  Loki was just throwing his knives up in the air, and Peter was getting very interested, and getting dangerously close to the God of Mischief.  Tony was eyeing the two of them very, very carefully.
“Yeah, yeah sure,” Loki sighed, just going along with Thor or the sake of it.
“Who would Vision be then?” Sam asked.
“He could be the dead grandma,” Clint suggested.
“Yeah, that one that turned into the manta ray.” Nat agreed.
“It’s settled.  Moana and Dead Grandma Ray.” Tony said, making the lines once again.  He had to add “dead grandma” to the board for Vision’s sake.
“NeXXXXXtttT!!” he shrieked.
“Tony, you should be Belle,” Natasha said.
“Yeah.  I mean, they both fall in love and save the people that mean the most to them, even if it means putting their own life at risk.” Steve agreed.
“And they are both really smart.” Peter added.
“Peter, you just had to say that and I would have been on board.  Now I had to listen to Steve and Natasha for a minute.” Tony groaned as he drew a line between his name and Belle’s.
“Thanks Tony,” Steve said sarcastically.
“Your welcome, Capsicle.” Tony gleamed back.
“Sam should be Cinderella.” Bucky said.
“OMG that works!!” Shuri exclaimed.
“Yeah..” Sam realized.  “I’m Cinderella ‘cause she broke, homie.”
“Yeah,” Steve said, smiling from ear to ear, looking back at Sam.
“She represent me, yooo,” Sam said.  Then he looked over at Steve and said, “Lemme borrow twenty dollas.”
By this point, Steve couldn’t hold in the laughter and almost fell out of his chair.  And Sam, being as he called it “Steve’s best friend, better than Bucky,” saved Steve from collapsing on to the floor.
“Steve is the cinder princess.  Deal with it.” Tony declared, adding another line.
“NeeXXttTTT!” Tony screamed.
“Now, all that’s left is Peter and Y/N,” Wanda said, eyeing you two.
“Peter should be Rapunzel.  Before they face the real world, they are both innocent, but then when they see what the world is really like, it changes them.” Thor said, analyzing the similarities between the princess and the superhero.
“Jesus Christ, why is Point break actually really on point?” Tony asked.
“My dear Stalk of corn, I am educated like I told you earlier.  Insect man has really helped me tap into my inner child and all of the pain my demon brother made me endure.” Thor said.
“Spiderman,” Peter mumbled.
“I take that as a complement.” Loki stated, out of the blue.
“Rapunzel is Parker.” Tony declared.
“Last but not least, Y/N.” Steve said.
Now, it took everyone a while to come up with a princess for you.  You didn’t fit the exact mold or looks of a certain princess, so it was definitely harder.
“What about Alice?” Sam said/
“Why the fuck would she be Alice?” Bucky asked.
“Because Alice in Wonderland is supposed to portray the effects of drugs.” Sam explained.
“So your saying that I act like a drug addict?” you asked.
“NO!” Sam shouted.
“Sam, drop it before you dig your own grave.” Steve said.
“What about Jasmine?” offered Wanda.  “You have a very free spirit like her, and she’s your favorite princess.”
“Yeah sure, that sounds fine.” you agreed.
“Y/N is Jasmine!  dOOONNEe!” Tony shouted with relief.
“WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND!” Shuri shrieked.  “I WANNA BE A PRINCESS.  I WANNA BE TIANA SHE IS AN ABSOLUTE BADASS!”
“FINE!” Tony shouted back.  “NOW WE ARE DONE.  EVERYONE HAPPY?”
Everyone in the room, not wanting to disagree with a hot-headed Tony, looked around at each other and slowly nodded their heads.
“Great!” Tony smiled, a complete change in moods.  “Tomorrow we are going to Party City to get our costumes.  Everyone in this room has to come so we can get the wigs and dresses and makeup.  No skipping out.  That includes you Clint, Bucky and Loki.”
The three men who were called out rolled their heads and sighed.  But they agreed to go.  To Tony’s happiness.
“Great.  Meeting finished.  Pepper wants me for something.  Probably for the party.  Nobody try to call me or you will be met with an ear rape of AC/DC.” Tony said, putting on his glasses and promptly leaving the room in Stark fashion.  Everyone eventually left the room, you being lost in your thoughts.  
“You coming, doll?” Bucky asked, seeing you were still sitting in the room.
“Ya, I’ll be out in a second.” you said.  
“Alright, you, me and Clint are doing a Disney marathon for fighting tactics.  Don’t be late or you because we are gonna eat all the food.  I don’t wanna hear you complain.” Bucky said, walking out the door with a lazy drag of his legs.
Now, relief filled your body.  Now you wouldn’t have to hear arguing about costumes!  And they actually agreed to costumes, shockingly.  Now you just couldn’t wait to go to Party City and endure all the chaos.  And then, you left the room to watch Disney movies again, for fighting tactics.  
Oh, the chaos that awaits.  
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lucifer s5 thoughts pt1
behind a cut so i can be as spoilery as i want:
5x01 - i’m so glad they brought back Mr. Said Out Bitch i kinda love his recurring arc
everybody is unspooling hard this season already which is interesting cuz s4 was one long bad spiral. linda’s doing it through helicopter parenting, amenadiel’s trying to superhero the world, dan’s a walking positivity meme, ella’s in heat for bad guys for unknown reasons, lucifer’s in a totally different timeline in hell, maze redirected all her feelings at chloe and chloe used maze to ignore her own
speaking of which, OUCH. chloe seems genuinely surprised that 1) maze could misread her signals and 2) that maze doesn’t take rejection well... chloe you’re a detective neither of these things should be a surprise
when lucifer whistled and chloe heard him i pressed both my hands to my heart because i am a sucker for love and this show gets me
lesley ann brandt raging out is a sight to behold but also maze is so alone my hearts breaks for her
this show still has the best soundtrack
damn i was really hoping that one reunion could be genuine and the Evil Twin wouldn’t show up until later :(
5x02 - also i wonder who else noticed the tiny viewer warnings for this season and had the word ‘suicide’ jump out at them like it was neon? i don’t like the foreshadowing of that one bit
this fuckin show really looks at its plot and goes ‘you know what we can’t forget this season? to use the evil twin’s arrival as a pretext for filming tom’s ass. just, the longest slow pan shot ever at his backside without a stitch of clothing. let’s see if we can hold it for a full thirty seconds. live your dreams everyone.’
‘a little white lie could be quite beneficial’ *grins creepily* ...does he think that’s charm? is that what he thinks he is, charming? cuz he’s quite visibly evil rn
listen watching chloe fall apart last season and not be able to trust lucifer or look at him was horrible but the flip side of that is suspicious chloe now. i know it won’t last but please, show, let me have this, i’ve never respected her and her trust issues more
‘you two are perfect for each other’ the only thing more fun than watching lucifer egregiously misunderstand everything linda says is watching chloe do it. linda i missed you, you try so hard and fail so much
lol this show is really leaning into the bryan cranston janitor rule. i wonder who the killer could possibly be, the four random people they’ve interrogated or sharon freaking osbourne
BITE THE HEAD OFF A BAT the sass in the writer’s room my gosh
oh okay i found this a lot funnier before i realized that she’s playing herself. meh, my headache has ruined my ability to do things like read nametags i guess
oh, maze. :( don’t get played by this asshole when your vulnerabilities already got preyed on by cain in s3. you deserve better than that
i’m waiting for the show to serve up a chloe decker Look™ this season but she’s wearing the bullet necklace :D and that delights me endlessly
this is SO gross and he’s SUCH a creep get your fucking hands off her
i love tom a lot i really do but i might hate michael even more than cain, the lying and the manipulation is so much crueler already
AMENADIEL REMAINS THE MVP OF THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW i’m not even a little bit surprised that he’s the first one to figure it out himself i was expecting nothing less 
‘deeply desperate, obviously, if he was reaching out to you’ DAMN chloe i’m so torn between feeling bad for maze that you’re kinda dense and mean as her friend lately and feeling ready to be pissed at maze if she lets you sleep with michael thinking he’s lucifer when maze knows just how wrong it would be to say nothing, you can see it cross her face
ohhhhh dude you have now messed with chloe, maze AND linda. if you come within ten feet of trixie i’m going to be wishing death upon you i s2g
I AM LITERALLY TEARING UP 
I AM SO PROUD OF CHLOE JANE DECKER
thank you, show, for letting her not be stupid this season she should never be the level of stupid she would have to be to believe this creep
‘you know that won’t kill me’ ‘yeah but it makes me feel better’ where is lauren german’s action movie? i want to watch it she’s got such a vibe 
5x03 - lucifer: my descriptions have made the perfect show...chloe: *trying to decide between punching him or throwing up*
‘i dunno, 30?’ MAZE AND LINDA all they do is bring me joy
okay happy!dan teasing lucifer reminds me how much i loved the actor on true blood and even thought that reminds me of nelsan ellis which makes me sad it also makes me really happy--dan was so painful to watch in s4 and i used to be such a fan of the actor playing him that it’s nice to remember why
5x04 - the year was 1946 YAY IT’S HAPPENING
i asked them to give me a chloe Look™ and they stuck her in 1940s menswear i couldn’t approve more
this episode is so incredibly silly i lost it at ella’s swagger down the alley...but i don’t care how silly it gets they gave me charlotte married to a very surly chloe and that + maze in a nightclub is well worth it
kevin alejandro is here in his suit of armor to remind everyone that playing Relatively Normal Guy Dan Espinoza is the very least he and his genius acting range are capable of, i love it
as soon as i realized amenadiel was the only one we hadn’t seen yet, i was waiting for this moment...hi melvin your 1940s accent is the best thing i have ever heard right alongside your car monologue
i honestly cannot decide what my favorite thing is about this absolutely insane episode but it might be the fact that it looks so noir but cannot be even a little noir at all because this is lucifer which is not a dismal show so instead it is just fucking hilarious and reminds me of clue 
this show MY GOD shirl & jack i can’t i’m incoherent at this point also i miss eve she brought so much girlkissing to lucifer please come back eve
‘not if they are going to be unbreakable.’ my heart just broke for maze all over again but even harder this time
goddamn i already identified with maze but that really hurt and also i’m really glad this season is letting her dig deeper, they laid such groundwork for her abandonment issues with her mom and i didn’t expect them to follow through on it so well
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