The chokehold 2012 Avengers tower fanfiction has on me is insane
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Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?
Carol: Totally!
Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”
Jennifer: And what did you say?
Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”
Jennifer:
Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.
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Natasha Romanoff: "So, what's the plan?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at dawn."
Steve Rogers: "And if that fails?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at dusk."
Thor: "And if that fails?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at lunchtime. Keep attacking until we get it right."
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So as of “She-Hulk”, we now have the family dynamics of the OG6:
1) The Starks = Father/abandonment issues, which is a major reason why Tony wanted to be a good father to Morgan
2) The Odinsons = Really complicated due to the fact that one of the brothers was taken away from his people
3) The Romanoffs = Trying to be the typical American nuclear family
4) The Rogers = We can assume Steve’s parents were good to him since Steve speaks fondly of them
5) The Bartons = Bad relationship with the parents, which Clint is trying to make up for by being a good husband and father to four kids (Kate counts)
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And now we have...
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6) The Banners = Cousins who love each other, but also get really annoyed by the other’s antics.
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Texts From Superheroes
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Avengers
The Official Handbook Of The Marvel Universe #01 (1983)
Art by John Byrne And Terry Austin
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Wanda: Girl’s night, done right, is about female bonding, sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.
Yelena: Can’t we just drink?
Darcy: Fine. I’ll start. Ummm. I worked my way through college as a phone sex operator.
Monica: I would totally call that.
Kate: Nice.
Cassie: I used to steal cars.
Jennifer: Who’s next?
Yelena: I was forged in the bowels of hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.
Carol: Interesting share.
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