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obscureshipsandchips · 1 year

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Remus: I really never want to help with pranks they make me

James: hey moony can you-

Remus: FINE! James- fine. I’ll help you find a spell to enchant the tableware to float high up whenever Dumbledoor stands and set back on the table when he sits. I didn’t WANT to but you here we are

Sirius, whispering to James: don’t tell him you just wanted to know when potions essay was due

James, whispering back: where did he even come up with that idea

#hp #marauders #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black #padfoot #prongs #moony #incorrect hp quotes #Harry Potter #hq headcanons #hp quote

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that-bitch-kat3 · 7 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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my-castles-crumbling · 5 months

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

��Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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loz-tearsofahomo · 3 months

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James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-

Evan: I'm sorry?

James: Well hes-

Evan: No I'm just sorry.

Barty: yeah mate praying for you

#marauders #hp #Slytherin skittles #jegulus #james potter #starchaser #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #the slytherin skittles #the marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter #loz posts #rosekiller

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moondustinfj · 1 month

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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

#marauders #jegulus #remus lupin #james potter #starchaser #sirius black #regulus black #lily evans #platonic moonchaser #harry potter #hp #the marauders era #the marauders #rosekiller #wolfstar #incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #evan rosier #barty crouch junior

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number1abbasupporter · 5 months

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Sirius: i’m gay

James: that’s cool mate

James: everyone has gay thoughts though

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: boy do i have news for you

#i love the trope of bisexuals not realizing that not everyone has gay thoughts #it’s so funsies #this was basically inspired by the hand that feeds #my first fic i read 😍#there was a scene kinda like this but i def think it was diff #i barely remember #marauders era #marauders #james potter #sirius black #bisexual james potter #remus lupin #james & peter & remus & sirius #hp marauders #marauders fandom #incorrect marauders quotes

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siriuslygay1981 · 6 months

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Sirius- Am I being annoying?

Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?

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theheartofthestar · 1 month

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Sirius, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Remus: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Sirius: Play along!

Remus: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #wolfstar #marauders #hp marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #source: unknown

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toujoursincorrect · 6 months

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Sirius: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.

James: Maybe you’re pregnant?

Sirius: …

James: …

Sirius: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack.

#sirius black #james potter #the marauders #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #hp incorrect quotes #mwpp era #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders fandom

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jameskinniesrise · 8 days

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Sirius: Bro- Remus : No, no, hold up, rewind. Remus : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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that-bitch-kat3 · 9 months

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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

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marauderstars · 8 days

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Sirius: I told Remus to embrace his mistakes.

Sirius: … so he hugged me.

#hp marauders #marauders era #sirius black #marauders #harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes #remus lupin #wolfstar #the marauders

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teaformoony · 7 months

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sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

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yourgalgremlin · 1 month

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I love how as a fandom we decided that Regulus Black has cold hands.

We really said : “The twink with the locket? That’s a POOR CIRCULATION havin’ bitch if I’ve ever seen one.”

#marauders fandom #regulus headcanon #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #dead gay wizards from the 70s #marauders era #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus is a menace #slytherins #the slytherin skittles #slytherin skittles #slytherin #hp marauders #the marauders era #the marauders #gay dead wizards #dead gay wizards

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