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teaformoony · 6 minutes

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Rip Barty Crouch Jr you would have loved getting matching friendship tattoos with your besties—oh wait

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teaformoony · 14 days

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barty: do you like my outfit?

evan: not as much as i like what’s underneath it

barty: *smirking* oh?

evan: i need your chair, get up.

#barty crouch jr #evan rosier #slytherin skittles #the marauders #the marauders era #mwpp era #marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #barty crouch junior #rosekiller #barty crouch jr x evan rosier #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #barty x evan #evan x barty

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teaformoony · 1 month

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james: i’ll use my james potter charm

lily: i have total faith in you. sirius, you go with him. remus, you too.

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teaformoony · 1 month

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i love the idea that the astronomy tower is enchanted so jumpers and clumsy fallers land gently on the ground so i can write regulus pushing james off of it.

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teaformoony · 2 months

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regulus: do NOT tell james about this

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

remus: lol no

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teaformoony · 2 months

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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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teaformoony · 2 months

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after azkaban sirius notices the new scars. some fresher than others. winding themselves around remus’ body like jagged wire.

“show me your scars” he says one morning. their legs tangled together beneath linen sheets.

“why?” remus asks, shying away.

“because I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn’t there.”

#oops made myself cry

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teaformoony · 2 months

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Jason: I don’t remember much about my past. Well, except that I’m a child of Jupiter. Oh, and there’s another god. Oh, and all the Roman names for all the gods.

Percy: Idk, I know I’m in love a girl named Annabeth and I hate a bitch named Ares. Other than that…

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teaformoony · 2 months

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imagine percy and annabeth playing minecraft together. annabeth has built the most amazing builds youve ever seen, im talking those hyper realistic ones. percy has drowned 15 times trying to collect all the fish for the aquarium annabeth built him

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teaformoony · 2 months

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when your card declines at therapy so they bring in your chosen brother telling you that he's dating your blood brother who you haven't spoken to in three years

#jegulus

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teaformoony · 2 months

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Can we talk about how Luke's sword is called Backbiter and Percy's Achilles heel is on his back

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teaformoony · 2 months

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“do you think

we’re soulmates “Absolutely”

in every universe?”

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teaformoony · 2 months

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this is what being online does to your brain

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teaformoony · 2 months

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regulus: james considers you to be one of his best friends

remus: well, i consider james to be insane

#remus actually loves him dw #regulus black #remus lupin #the marauders #the marauders era #mwpp era #marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #jegulus

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teaformoony · 2 months

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fucking antarctica ????

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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teaformoony · 2 months

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i think when some of you say "neurodivergent" you just mean adhd and autism

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teaformoony · 2 months

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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