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not-scared-of-microwaves · 2 days

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The Tortured Poets Department Review

Now that I've sat with it for a few days, I actually have some coherent thoughts on TTPD, though I won't know where it falls in my overall rankings for a while.

Overall

The thing people aren't getting is that this is Taylor Swift. This is, quite honestly, one of the most quintessentially Taylor albums she's ever released. It has the lyricism of Folklore, the sensibilities of Evermore, the self-awareness of Reputation, the storytelling of Fearless, the specificity of Debut and Speak Now, the vagueness and metaphors of 1989, the synths of Midnights, the rawness of Red. It's American Gothic. It's fictional. It's nonfiction. It's confessional, it's scathing, it's cringe, it's clever, it's more than a little crazy.

She admitted things in this album you couldn't waterboard out of me. People say it's the most unlikeable she's been, but it's also the most human. She's not censoring herself to keep her likeability. That's brave.

Fortnight [feat. Post Malone]

Do I like it? Yes. Do I think it should have been the album opener and the lead single? No, probably not. I'm planning on doing a track by track breakdown later, so I'm not going to go in depth on the lyrics here, but there are some interesting metaphors. You can tell she thinks she's slaying the "I want to kill her" line, and while she is, I don't think she's serving as much as she thinks. A vibe. On my playlist but not on repeat. 7/10

The Tortured Poets Department

The title track. This should have been the opener and lead single. It makes a much better mission statement for what this album is than Fortnight does. Who's gonna hold you like Taylor Swift? No fucking body. The production is.... twinkly? for lack of a better word. She's being specific and metaphorical, making cultural references, and she's self-aware--this is Taylor Swift, people. A vibe. Not on repeat, but only because I have others I prefer, not because I don't love it. 9/10

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

It's a metaphor, it's tongue in cheek, it's self-aware, it's heartbreaking, it's a bop. She knows the relationship is toxic and killing her, but it wasn't always, and so she keeps holding on hoping it will go back to the way it started. At the end, she accepts that it won't be going back. Lyricism? Peak. Beat? Peak. On repeat. 10/10

Down Bad

Incredibly real and human. She's reflecting on the feelings of being love bombed then left behind, how it feels so good until it really, really doesn't. A call back to New Romantics. The lyrics say sob, the beat says dance. 10/10 on loop.

So Long London

A track five. Does it live up to the name? I'm not sure. It's sad, certainly, but it doesn't have the rawness of All Too Well or My Tears Ricochet. It's more resigned and tired. She's accepted that the relationship has fallen apart and now she's just tired, frustrated, and ready to be done. Even if she's sad, she still has some control, and that makes it a little easier. Drags on a little long for me, but the flip of "so long" is definitely clever, and she has some very relatable lyrics, and I see the purpose to it being on the album. 7/10.

But Daddy I Love Him

Love Story's older sibling. Again, I won't get too into it bc I want to do a breakdown. She's self-aware but it doesn't help because she's just desperate to make her own decisions. Calling out conservatives and small-town churches. Cringe in places but that's our girl. Minus a point for the baby lyric being in the chorus instead of like. the bridge. Half a point back bc you SHOULD have seen my face. 9.5/10.

Fresh Out The Slammer

This has some juicy information, but I'll save that for the breakdown. Very metaphorical, but also specific enough we know what's going on. Excellent story-telling. Really brings us into the headspace she was in at the time. I don't have it on repeat but through no fault of it's own. 10/10.

Florida!!! [feat. Florence and the Machine]

Flop. The drug metaphor isn't that creative and while there are a few decent lyrical moments, it's just not that good and the soundscape isn't interesting enough to redeem it. That said, even a bad taylor swift song is better than a lot of other artists. 5/10.

Guilty As Sin?

I don't think I've ever heard a song approaching this issue (emotional infidelity) in this way. It's got all the hallmarks of a Taylor Swift song: pop culture references, references to her past discography, religious symbolism, an outro that matches the intro. It's painfully honest, unapologetic, and human. A bop. 10/10.

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

Mad Woman and Mirrorball are shaking in their boots. It's giving horror, it's giving Salem Witch Trials, it's giving a reflection on fame and its effects. It's terrifying, it's haunting, it's beautiful, it's heartbreaking, it's unhinged. 10/10 doesn't feel like high enough.

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

We're at the saloon and I'm happy to be there. Another song that is quintessentially Taylor: country sensibilities, religious themes, self-awareness, story telling, change in the outro, bad decisions made out of love. Not my favorite but only because I like other songs better, not because I don't like it. 9/10.

loml

This may be the saddest song she's ever written. Two meanings to "loml" as there should be. She's heartbroken and it's breaking me too. Vocals are giving "I'm on the verge of tears." Story telling, religious themes, metaphors. It's scathing, it's haunting, it's confessional. I'm not crying you are. 10/10.

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

Lyrics are giving heartbreak, sound is giving bop. So powerful and relatable. Excellent storytelling, and tells us so much about her headspace. We know exactly what she's talking about. It's giving Youre On Your Own Kid. 10/10.

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

The storytelling, imagery, details--all peak Taylor. It's scathing, it's haunting, it's Taylor Fucking Swift. Wild to me that Mattie Healy's family listened to the album and were relieved because it could have been worse when this was in it. This, the take town of the century, could have been worse. Legendary. 10/10.

The Alchemy

If one more person tries to claim this is about Travis Kelsey there will be blood. "Oh but the football metaphor--" she's been doing that for years. Miss Americana, anyone? She's weirdly obsessed with high school football. This isn't about Travis, it's clearly about a rekindled relationship, not a new one. Travis can't spell "heroine" (I don't think he's stupid, but his tweets have proven he cannot spell). Metaphorical, clever, and definitely tells us her mindset. A bop. 9/10.

Clara Bow

This song. The Lucky One, Nothing New, they're both shaking in their boots. A reflection on what it's like to be a pop culture woman, the lies they tell you, and the promises they pull from you. Taylor saying her own name in a song. AND it's the album closer. 10/10 isn't nearly good enough.

Extended Album

The Black Dog

The storytelling, the way she took a single moment of stalking her ex and turned it into a beautiful lament on what it's like to lose someone and imagine what they're doing now, then in the outro brought it back to that one instant--and people say she can't write. Religious themes, references to past songs, this has it all. 10/10

imgonnagetyouback

Before people go around accusing her of copying Olivia Rodrigo, this would have been written before Get Him Back came out, so no copying occurred on anyone's part. They each took the concept and turned it into two very different songs. Imagery, story telling, craziness, a BRIDGE. 9/10.

The Albatross

Story telling, metaphors, literary references, clever turns of phrase, a change of meaning in the outro. Either a reflection on the way she's frequently depicted or is fictional, most likely a reflection on the way she's depicted through a fictional character. Just feels a little distant to me. 8/10

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

Heartbreak, metaphors, bisexuals--what more can I ask for? All while she's imagining her ex moving on and thinking about how it fell apart. Objectively good but just not that interesting to me. 7/10

How Did It End?

Another that's objectively good but just not clicking for me. Story telling, metaphors, the lyricism is slaying. Asking how it ended through the lens of a gossip uninvolved in the relationship, but not being sure how it ended herself. 7/10.

So High School

Glitter gel pen. Objectively, not that creative or interesting. It's just a bit of fun. She's not taking herself seriously, she's writing silly song about how she feels like a silly teenager in love, and it does have some interesting lyrics. It's a bop. You know Travis heard this and was like "this is great babe I love it." Objectively, like a six, but this song has a choke hold on me for some fucking reason. 9/10.

I Hate It Here

Everyone's talking about the racists lyric and I swear reading comprehension is gone. Piss on the poor. This is for the girlies who daydream 'too much', who devoured books in middle school, who took things to seriously and too literally. 10/10.

thanK you aIMee

This song is so funny to me. "Here's thirty songs about my mental state and btw fuck Kim K." Serving metaphor, lyricism, and homicide. A mythology reference. A scathing takedown. 8/10 an icon.

I Look In People's Windows

I've not seen nearly enough people talking about this one. It's so relatable, honest, and unhinged. Storytelling, imagery, wondering what if. Heartbreak. I've never heard a song take this approach to these emotions. 9/10.

The Prophecy

The desperation, the feeling of hopelessness, they hit hard. She's reflecting on the repeating patterns of lost relationships, and how it feels inevitable at this point, and how she's willing to beg for it. She's losing hope, and willing to do just about anything to have it again. 10/10 devestating.

Cassandra

I am a mythology nerd at heart, so using Cassandra as a metaphor was a guaranteed way to get me obsessed with a song. She's serving lyricism, story telling, imagery, metaphor, mythology references, anger, sadness, what more could I ask for? Heart breaking. 10/10

Peter

Literature references, lyrics, heartbreak. Objectively, it's very good, but I'm bored. 7/10.

The Bolter

Storytelling, imagery, lyrics, literature references, the Bolter serves it all. I'm not entirely sure what it's about but it's a bop. I think it's fictional, but it's Taylor reflecting on her own life through the lens of this fictional girl. 9/10

Robin

I. Don't care. It's probably got great lyrics or something but I skip before I'm through the first verse because I'm just bored. Sonically, boring. Lyrically, the first verse doesn't redeem it. I've listened all the way through once and it was enough for me. It's not egregious, it's just not interesting. Flop. 4/10.

The Manuscript

I also skip this one but I have more of an appreciation for it than I do for Robin, just because of the subject matter. I have my theories on what it's about *cough* All Too Well Ten *Cough*. I like this as an album closer as well. French press lyric kills me. 7/10.

#microwave talks #ts 11 #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #ttpd

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 18 days

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Oop o.o

Oh gosh a kid DD:?

OH are you guys taking care of him o.o

Oh gosh guys xD

LOL toys

This is gonna be wild xD

Okay, that's the last of my last thoughts, now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

I loved this episode! I thought it was great :'D. Once again, this is less formal than my tgd and 911(s) reviews, but I did include what I remembered from the promo :). It's currently the 8th lol, so I'm finally making a post for 6x04 xD. Hopefully I'll watch 5 tonight, but we'll see :). Anyway! Everyone really slayed this episode <33. Poor Lucy too 😭😭💔❤️. She slayed though, and I'm so happy everything and everybody is alright <33.

Wesley and Gray! Putting them together since we didn't see too much of them, but they slayed :)). I love Wesley and I miss him <33 😭. Also maybe don't mention "if he dies later" at that exaaact time but I imagine he was obligated to inform her xD. Anyway I'm glad everything's alright, love them :')).

Celina! So glad to see her and Aaron's friendship still doing good and getting back :D. Celina messing up with the murder is r o u g h, just oof xd lol. I'm glad everything worked out though <3. Love her 🥰.

Tim and Aaron! Lowkey slay on Aaron for getting through those tests :DD. The info he missed sucked though :'((. It sucks how it ended up, but I'm glad he passed all of his TRAIN things <33. Also lol that metaphor was killing me xD. And on Tim, I love him supporting Lucy :')). He is, as always, an icon <33. I love them both (him and Aaron) :D. Cool pairing we don't get to see too often!

Nyla and Angela!! My besties :D. HER HAIRRR!!! Mekia's new hair is slaying so hard, it's beautiful <33. I love it 🥰. Anyway, these two honestly slayed so hard on the investigating :D. And Lucy too, of course <3. Also their reactions to Celina's leak were great lol. I love them <33.

Quick mention for Bailey!! She as an icon <33. Glad to know you would report John if he was a murderer lol 🥰. I love her xD <3.

Nolan! The poor widow :((. I'm glad Nolan built a bit of a rapport with her, but also sir that doesn't help you if you ignore her xd. Anyway, I hope she ends up okay :((. Still, Nolan slayed this episode!! I love seeing the little things of him knowing and Celina not, and him actually teaching :)). Love him <3!!

Lucy! She slayed so hard 😩❤️. My girl 🥰🥰. It really sucks that she's down to just guarding the edges of crime scenes :(( but I think this new solve will help her get back up :)! Girl was RISKING it though had me stressing out 😭❤️. I'm so glad she's okay though :')), and so happy to see Tim supporting her 😭❤️❤️🥰. And I am SO GLAD the guy survived xd o.o. Anyway, hopefully soon she can be making peace with not being a Detective :)). Hope she's doing good <3. I love her 🥰 <3.

Overall, I really enjoyed this episode!! I thought it was a cool case and it definitely didn't end the way I expected it to o.o! Wild that it was really just a guy who agreed that lady all along :/ :(. Anyway, I'm glad everything worked out okay and I hope everyone stays being okay lol <33.

So yeah!! That was my little review for The Rookie 6x04, see you later for 6x05 :DD!!

I love you all 🥰🥰. Bye ❤️❤️!!

#the rookie #oasis's the rookie chatter #oasis's rookie chatter #the rookie 6x04 #not necessarily later tonight lol #in fact probably not xD #but later at some point :))#love y'all!! ❤️❤️❤️ :D #byeeee :)) 🥰🥰🥰 <33!!!!

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Tragic Backstoey (TM) AU: Encouraged by her friends Ruby asks Jaune out on another date. Since it obviously wasn’t an accident he is a little awkward this time but they enjoy themselves. Now Rumors go around about the two dating. While most see this as typical romance gossip, those who know of the potential of silver eyed warriors wonder about the outcome this Union could produce.

I Lan-Cast "Screw You!"

Ruby Rose had always had the dream of becoming a Huntress. Ever since as far back as she could remember, Ruby wanted to save people, protect the innocent, and fight off the Grimm. Essentially, she wanted to make things better.

But time changes people, and dreams once held dearly as children are sidelined by other fantasies, especially around puberty. She still wanted to be a Huntress. After all, she is attending Beacon Academy. But recent events paired with her impressions from years of teen romance novels have altered her focus less from slaying Grimm, and more to playing boys. One boy, in particular, playing on his bed with her in a heated tussle of passion.

Jaune: I can't hold out much longer!

Ruby: Then don't. Just give in to it.

Jaune: GRRRRRRAAAARRRR!!!

Ruby: YEEEEEEEES!!! (Laughs) I win! I win!

Jaune: You totally cheated!

Ruby: Aw! Somebody better call the whambulance!

Jaune: That's it!

Ruby: No! Wait! I'm sorry!

Jaune: Coochie-coo!

Ruby: AHAHAHAHA!!! NO, STAH-HA-HA-HAHP!!!

Jaune: Never!

Yang: Those two just don't know when to quit.

Blake: You're okay with Jaune doing this to your sister?

Yang: I trust him. Besides, it seems like normal sibling stuff to me.

Blake: Mhm. Well, you are the big sister here. If you're okay with "that" in the family, then who am I to judge.

Yang: ...I hate you. I hate you so much right now.

Blake: I'm just saying. It's only a matter of time.

Yang: Please! I may only have just learned that Jaune's my brother, but I raised Ruby Rose. She knows how to take care of herself, and she's definitely not the bold type to ask a guy out.

Jaune: Haha! Hoo, that was fun!

Ruby: Yeah... Um, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Ruby: (Blushing) Do you, um, wanna go on another date?

Jaune: (Blushing) Uh, sure, I guess.

Blake: You were saying?

Yang: ...I hate you, Blake. So. Damn. Much.

Jaune: You ready for our date?

Ruby: Yeah, let's go! Nobody's gonna follow us, right?

Jaune: I told my team not to follow us. You?

Ruby: I told them. Honestly, I'm surprised how they reacted.

Jaune: Loud and whining?

Ruby: No, not really.

Jaune: Oh, so just my team, huh?

Ruby: Weiss was polite about, Blake just stayed reading on her bed, and Yang... Well, Yang kept running into the bathroom.

Jaune: Is she sick?

Ruby: I hope not. I have to share a room with her!

Weiss: Are they gone?

Blake: (Nods) They're moving downstairs.

Weiss: Got it. (Calls on her scroll) Toy Box, this is Queen Bee. The Dolts are rolling. I repeat, the Dolts are rolling. (Chuckles) Thank you, Velvet. (Hangs) And now we just wait for the photos.

Jaune: Anything new since the Festival started?

Ruby: Not really. Tomorrow's match has me a little nervous. I'm not going to be in it.

Jaune: Well, if it makes you feel any better, neither am I. After my "victory" in round 1, I'm not going to ruin everyone else's fun because people are afraid of me for some reason.

Ruby: Maybe that's a good thing. If people are afraid of you, they kind of respect you, right?

Jaune: Kind of. I mean, they might be opposites of the same feeling when you recognize something stronger. You either go on the defensive, letting fear put you in a fight or flight mode, or you accept it, and find comfort that something stronger than you exists.

Ruby: Hm, maybe. Wanna play some games?

Jaune: Sure!

Ruby: (Thinking) Fear or respect, huh? So, I guess I respect you a lot, because the stronger I see you, the more I want to get closer.

Velvet: Those two are so cute together. (Takes picture) If only I had something like that.

Cardin: (Spying on the couple) Only a matter of time.

Velvet: Time for what?

Cardin: (Straightens up) Uh, nothing!

Velvet: Really? Because it looks like you're spying on Ruby and Jaune.

Cardin: No! ...Just Jaune. It's for extra credit.

Velvet: That is so disgusting! Jaune is your friend and you're still pranking him?! And what's this about extra credit?!

Cardin: Don't worry about it! Besides, at least I'm not spying on them with a camera like a stalker!

Velvet: I'm not a stalker! ...I'm being paid for this.

Cardin: Right, because that makes it better!

Velvet: It is better! Certainly better than your stalking of Jaune!

Cardin: No, it isn't, you lying lagomorph!

Velvet: Yes, it is, you brutish bull!

Jaune: What's going on over there?

Ruby: Probably some dumb couple arguing.

Jaune: Glad we haven't gotten to that point, huh?

Ruby: Hehe! Yeah!

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...

Jaune: So, uh, wanna get something to eat?

Ruby: Sure, I could eat.

Cardin: Peeping petal pouncer!

Velvet: Overgrown giant goon!

Cardin: Inept introverted eye-spier!

Velvet: Stupid savage super slouch!

Cardin: Stop shouting!

Velvet: Shut up!

Cardin: MAKE ME!

Velvet: FINE! (Kisses Cardin)

Cardin: (Stands in shock)

Velvet: (Pulls away, Blushing) Oh no... What did I do...? (Runs away)

Cardin: Velvet, wait! ...Damn.

Jaune: He told you to slow down.

Ruby: (Rubbing her eyes) I know, I just got excited!

Jaune: That hungry for funnel cake, huh?

Ruby: Yeah, but I wasn't expecting the powdered sugar to explode on me!

Jaune: Well, hang on, I've got something. Here, let me just...

Ruby: (Winces) It's cold!

Jaune: Well, it's ice water. And... okay, try opening your eyes.

Ruby: (Slowly flutters her eyes) How do I look?

Jaune: (Blushing, Gulps) Gorgeous...

Ruby: Huh?

Jaune: Uh, I mean, good! You look- You look good!

Ruby: (Blinking) Well, that's good. (Looks at Jaune) Oh, wow...

Jaune: W-What?

Ruby: Your eyes are blue... Like, really blue.

Jaune: Oh, r-really?

Ruby: (Reaching for him, Moving closer) I... really like... blue...

Jaune: (Gulps, Moves closer) Ruby... I-

Velvet: (Throws camera between them) I'M SO SORRY, BUT I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! (Runs off crying)

Cardin: (Runs after her) Velvet, wait! (Stops at Jaune) I hope you're happy, Jaune, you son of a bitch!

Jaune: Huh?!

Cardin: This is all your fault! (Punches Jaune, Tuns after Velvet)

Jaune: Oogh... Good thing I have aura.

Ruby: (Holding Velvet's camera) I'm gonna kill them...

Jaune: Huh?

Ruby: I'm gonna kill them! Velvet was taking pictures of us the whole time! I just know Yang is behind this!

Jaune: Any good ones?

Ruby: That doesn't matter! I told them not to follow me, and they rope Velvet in on this!

Jaune: Well, at least we had fun, right?

Ruby: I guess, but I'm so angry right now!

Jaune: How about one more picture? I'll hold the camera.

Ruby: Fine.

Jaune: (Points camera at them) Say Vytal!

Ruby: (Pouting) Vytal. (Photo taken of smiling Jaune and pouting Ruby)

Jaune: How do you feel?

Ruby: Angry!

Jaune: Well, I feel great! I think it's the camera. Here, you take our picture this time.

Ruby: (Rolls her eyes) Fine, but I don't see how holding the camera will change my mood. (Points camera at them) Say Vytal.

Jaune: Vytal~. (Photo taken of a surprised Ruby and a smiling Jaune kissing her cheek) So, how do you feel now?

Ruby: (Blushing, Giggling)

Glynda: (Smirks) Hello, OTP.

#rwby #rwby au #tragic backstory (tm) au #ruby rose #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #velvet scarletina #velvet scarlatina #cardin winchester #lancaster #the bird and the bun #flying caerbannog #glynda goodwitch #caerbannog

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yostresswritinggirl · 3 years

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Genshin Boys would be Horrible as Disney Princes

Headcanon and Reader Perspective, Drabble

Sojourner Special (Followers Event)

Despite being the gentleman and sweethearts that they are, in the wrong hands, of badly aligned context and universal rules these boys can barely function as princes given their own ideals.

Diluc in Cinderella

Shortest one, oops.

Our Diluc would honestly be too busy for balls if we're doing this canonically, night time of all times. He's not your prince tonight, he's off somewhere doing Knight stuff...

If by chance you did catch him in the ball and he did indulge you with your dance until you escapaded at midnight, he's not gonna question it.

And since he didn't even REMEMBER your face, the next day just goes on as usual. No decree for searching the whole land for your foot or anything, it's just a normal day after a party.

"They left without a word, no name or promise, who am I to say no when they clearly don't want to stay?"

He's a gentleman. Too gentlemanly...

Childe in Sleeping Beauty

In this scenario, Childe embraces his knight-ness more than the princely aspect. I mean sure, he danced with you in the forest all so lovingly, sang along to your pretty lil voice. But when the prophecy came, his focus changed—

To the thrill of fighting a big ass green fire breathing dragon! Big woah, Childe had soooo much fun fighting it that he didn't even cheese it.

He lived for every hour of the fight and made it as slow as possible. Taunting, playing with his PREY- mid-fight the dragon would realize just how strong and horrifying Prince Childe is, but the entertainment had started, and the dance won't end until Childe wills it.

When he DID finally slay the damned thing, he'll come up to your quarters and stare at your sleeping body, and then think "Hey, if them being put under this spell gave me the fight of the century? What if ANOTHER dragon comes? That would be amazing!" No waking up for you, or the whole city for that matter.

Albedo in Frog Princess

You... You don't even get the chance to be the frog princess in here... simply because he himself REFUSES to change back to normal. You have never met a man so intelligent, much more a frog.

"I know of which you are not, I won't be fooled by cardboard crowns and secondhand dresses," you choke as he berates every fiber of your being, "It matters not, I still have much to learn about the life of an amphibian."

He disappears after that and you've never heard from him ever again, although at the back of your mind you're pretty sure he's a live and well, that bastard is too smart to end up as roadkill.

And well, you're right, he's out there in the world of frogs doing frog things. Triumphant over frog science and the other talking creatures he may meet.

He'll also find a way to revert himself back to normal, either making his own cure or just enlisting the help of a princess to bargain.

He might come to you upon the logic of marriage counting you as princess, but don't get too hyped, you won't be treated as his wife. He'd be too busy putting his frog research into paper...

Zhongli in Beauty and the Beast

A beast he may be, he's still dignified and elegant, upholding his end of the bargain so long as the other does the same.

Your father may have trespassed and have taken some flowers in his domain but well, really it's such a petty crime that can easily be solvable. And even if there needs to be punishment incured...

When you stumble to the mansion in search of your father, ready to take his place from his jail cell, you find him and the beast (ohh half-dragon Zhongles) by an elegant table drinking cups of tea with light conversation. Huh?

"There is no need to fret, your father and I are just discussing the terms of our contract. He spoke of his woodworks that I wish to commission in exchange, such good potential should not be wasted."

You can also, well, pay off things within contract? But either way, it would be hella awakward, he won't impose on your life and most certainly not about the curse when you had so much to live for.

Kaeya in Rapunzel

Little bitch, thru and thru. If Eugene is such a criminal, he's taking it TENFOLD.

He's not even gonna be the slightest bit trustworthy for you, little Rapunzel, because he raises so many red flags your frying pan wouldn't even be enough to threaten him. He probably has a really thick skull, and your resolve won't be able to smack that pretty face.

Bargaining won't work, he'd sleight of hand his way out and get the crown knowing you'd hid it in the pot immediately, and then just backflip outta there.

If you manage to get him to get you out, he's not gonna be of help either. Kaeya would be amused with toying with you, leaving you in the dark as you get scared shitless/dance around with some tavern criminals. Otherwise, ehh...

One way or another, he's gonna find a way to get you off his case. Either forcing you to travel with companions that's headed to the city anyways or forcefully knocking you out and heaving you back to your tower.

"You have a mother that never ages lock you up in this tower? Nu uh, sweetie, I'm not dealing with the dark forces of witchery when I'm already well off with the crown."

He got the crown.

Venti in Snow White

I'm sorry what? Free apples? Eternal sleep in a beautiful bed? He's gonna be glad to just take your place. (Spoilers, he would)

He'd be most definitely entertained with your dwarves, playing his tunes. You life would be filled with his lyre as he plays around, not even caring about the other implications of yours or his status in this woodland forest.

You ran away from home? Cool, freedom, man. Wish he could the same without jeopardizing the kingdom and his family. He'd probably take the apple too just for you~

During your rest, he'll come up with the most eloquent song to play for your seven dwarves as he watches your fate sadly. How peaceful you looked, away from the world and from the grips of death.

The dwarves would force him to please try and break the spell, and he'll shrug and indulge- except it didn't break the spell, as he expected it to be. And they are clueless on who else you had encountered in your life to even spare a true love's kiss.

"How saddening, the princess lays. Maddening to those around as they'd say, if only my kiss was enough for the curse to sway." You died, ouch.

Xiao in Mulan

Brutal. Brutal. Brutal. His voicelines would come in sooooo handy here, oh my goodness.

If you miraculously bypassed his analytical gaze enough to hide your sexuality, you're going to die in his training program. He's not gonna go easy on you, not when the fate of the nation lies upon your capability to keep up. You're gonna go through far worse than what true Mulan went through, and you may or may not just die in the process.

If by chance you survived, this would warrant enough respect to not kill you (oh, you lived) but you better not show up again.

He's never gonna be delighted to see your traitorous face again, he can save China on his own, thank you very much. And you know he can. Try and approach him, and a sword would be at your neck once again.

"Foolish gremlin, you think you had the right to present yourself after the treason you willfully committed? We won't crumble at the loss of one person, your job here is done." How sad.

Cyno in Little Mermaid

First of all, wack, mermaids exist! Sadly, that's nothing new for him. He knows a lot with that intelligent mind of his, so it would be no surprise that the existence of such mythical creatures doesn't make him bat an eyelash. He's been living near water, he's not that stupid.

With that in mind, your presence in your first meeting is going to be bad. Very bad. Cyno knows about sirens and he's not at all gonna fall for it, and if by chance he had known you before the ship was wrecked, he's probably gonna be veryyy keen in capturing you instead.

So if by chance you're stupid enough to interact with him and DESIRE to be on land with him, you're gonna deal with a lot of problems.

You're not getting that kiss easily. No, it's a huge challenge. He'd be repulsed in your naivety and will most likely be more concerned on your voice than ever. He'd be so kind to try and give a shot in helping with the cure but it's not the cure you needed.

He'll drown himself in every literature in full concentration just to see if there's any text he can find about curses and muteness. His curiousity would get the best of him, and you'll barely see him after you managed to explain your predicament without the need for words. Octopus woman doesn't even need to show up to intervene.

"A kiss? Surely not, such ailment won't be cured by fairytale methods." And then he goes back to his library once again. And you will be seafoam the next sunrise. Or was it sunset?

"So now that we've established these grounds," Exiled turns to the other two in the area, "Maybe, these boys would be better off as princesses."

And so the trio concocts a new type of fairytale, collaborated to masterpieces soon after.

@moaa @dandelion-dreams @witchsungie @zelos-simp @legionqueensav @snackgod @rxsalinee @cala-ran @wind-wheel @struggljng @ellitx @kookieyachi @dandelion-dreams

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #diluc x reader #cyno x reader #albedo x reader #venti x reader #zhongli x reader #childe x reader #xiao x reader #kaeya x reader #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #exile.flower #exile.circlet #disney genshin #ajajjajajaja #this was made on impulse #sojourner special

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noneatnonedotcom · 3 years

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Dark rwby smut:

Raven has Yang and Weiss hostage and won’t release them. It’s up to Jaune to challenge the bandit leader for the sake of his friend’s freedom.

A knight strode into a bandit camp with purpose.

It sounds like the start of a grand story, some fairytale you’d tell children before bed.

The truth was very different. Jaune Arc had long since abandoned the ideals of heroism. But there was one idea he held onto even now.

An Arc always kept his word.

That’s why he was doing this, he’d sworn to help his friends no matter what and by the gods if he had to take on the most dangerous bandit tribe in fucking Minstral then he would do so. An Arc NEVER went back on his word.

He ignored the squelching mud under his new boots. Or the way his armor sat a little heavier on him than he’d like. The new gauntlets were closer to a robotic hand than the armor most people thought of. A side effect of telling ruby that he was off to save her sister. He’d only just avoided muscle armor. Still, there were worse things than having a suit of armor tailor-made for you by the best blacksmith this side of the afterlife.

It at least let him look the part.

Still, he’d stalled long enough, time to deal with reality.

Raven stood before him.

“You’re a long way from home, boy,” she said, not looking up from the drink she was enjoying. The scantily clad Weiss poured for her. Both her and Yang were chained around the neck.

“I’m here for them”

“Then you have the ransom?” she asked with a raised brow

“Yeah, I'll just be giving it to you in steel rather than gold,” he said, working hard to keep his voice calm as he drew his blade. He didn’t deploy the shield; he'd need the element of surprise if he wanted any chance of surviving this.

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Raven was worried, she’d heard about the arc family, hell she’d gone to school with the boy's father. There was a good reason why the area around the arc ancestral lands was so safe. Everyone who crossed the family died, or worse.

And his mother was definitely worse. A tribal just like her she’d fought Arc to prove a point, now thirty years later she was still a breeding sow for the family. Her warrior stock probably only made them more powerful. And now here he was ready to take her daughter and the Schnee.

If she had it her way she’d just give the boy both and be done with it. They weren’t worth her head. But that wasn’t an option. No, instead she’ll just have to offer something better than the satisfaction of her death.

“Very well boy, I'll take your steel. And if you manage to beat me I’ll even give you my body as well”

She only prayed that the Arc would accept it

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Jaune wasn’t sure what to do, frankly, he wanted nothing to do with a woman who abandoned her daughter but if he didn’t take the deal then he’d likely be jumped by her entire tribe, who had begun forming a circle around the last patch of dry grass that hadn’t been turned to mud from them walking through it.

“Fine,” he said, annoyance in his voice, he just wanted Yang and Weiss back home with the team where they belonged now he’d have to deal with this too.

He took his place across from her, taking his sword in a two-handed grip that his father had tried teaching him when he was a boy. It was Pyrrha who taught him how to fight with a shield. Who taught him to protect others but jaune wasn’t looking to protect here. Only to slay.

There was no signal, Raven just rushed him. Normally he wouldn’t have been able to react to the speed. But months with Nora had taught him to use her peripheral vision. The added context to the attack that was about to hit him prevented panic and allowed him to dodge the blow as an ear-splitting screech tore through the air as dust-enhanced steel met angled armor. It was only sheer luck that let his pommel slam into her chin.

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The boy was strong, Raven had a habit of toying with those weaker than her but for strong opponents, she tried to end it in a single strike. Using her aura to launch herself like a rocket at her enemy then causing another boost of aura to swing her blade fast enough to make a sonic boom like a bullet.

Not only had this jaune blocked it, but in the same fluid motion, he’d counterattacked. And now he was coming at her.

Gods’ why didn’t she just give him the girls?!

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Jaune stumbled forward catching himself just in time to almost run but not quite. Still, he was out of time bracing his shoulder he jumped forward slamming into her gut just as her sword would have split his head.

He’d told ruby he needed a helmet!

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Raven was knocked on her ass and fear began to take hold, she couldn’t die here, this boy, this man was too strong and

NO!

She would defeat him, rolling to her feet she charged as much aura as she could into her blade and swung down, she’d be exhausted but the monster would be dead. Off to the side, she noticed that her daughter had freed herself and the Schnee. That would be a problem but it was too late for her to save her little boy toy.

Just as her daughter screamed the world went white

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Jaune felt more aura coursing through him than ever before. And down there in front of him, on her back trying to crawl away in fear was raven.

“I give up!” she screamed as jaune lifted his sword, “please just take them and go!”

Jaune glared at the woman “I’d love nothing more than to leave your weak tribe and be fucking done with this” he said honestly. The longer he stayed here the more likely it was these guys would jump him. And even if he got lucky with raven he doubted he could take all of them “but unfortunately I made you a promise”

With that, he began to unarmor himself. Taking a step toward the retreating woman with each thunk of the heavy armor falling away until as he stripped his pants and showed off his cock to the world he once more sighed pulling raven back by her legs to him. He hoped yang and Weiss weren’t watching, he was pretty average and didn’t have much to show off. Then again, he didn’t have much to compare him with.

All the guys at beacon refused to shower with him in the locker room

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OF COURSE THE BOY WAS A MONSTER, HE WAS A FUCKING ARC!

He was carrying around a foot of cock and it was surely gonna ruin her. But as Raven tried to crawl away, her own aura utterly depleted she felt him drag her back in front of him by her ankle. Her hands pulling up tufts of grass in vane as she tried to avoid her fate

“Just hurry the fuck up and strip raven, I have better shit to do!” came the annoyed voice of the monster behind her

What?

She froze and jaune growled in frustration ripping her clothes apart and lining himself up with her snatch

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She was tight, that was about all Jaune could say on the subject as Raven squirmed and struggled underneath him. He really wasn’t enjoying this. She was too shallow, too unused to him and SHE KEPT FUCKING CRAWLING AWAY!

Like, he got it, it was probably annoying to have to deal with him shoving himself into her, but damn it this wasn’t his fucking idea. And an Arc always keeps their word, so here he was trying to hold this whining bitch down so he could finish up and be done the entire fucking thing.

Finally getting tired of her bullshit jaune wrapped her hair around his hand and pulled her back into him. She screamed louder as he hammered into her, probably pissed that he was touching her hair like yang would be. Damn it he was starting to lose his boner! Think about Ruby Jaune! Think about that big, bubbly, Rubooty!

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Raven was going to die, she was sure of it, his massive cock was sticking out of her stomach and she could feel her body struggling to accommodate him as he shoved that fucking pillar deep into her. Having already gone as far as her womb.

Then he told her he was halfway in! The fuking idiot didn’t seem to get that there was NO MORE FUCKING ROOM FOR HIM.

She screamed as her body was flooded with pleasure as he pulled her hair. Bringing her back into him as he fucked her like a common whore. Her daughter was watching with her friend and… oh gods he just got bigger!

He must have seen Yang masterbating to this.

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He smacked Raven’s ass, disappointed it didn’t jiggle like Ruby’s when she ran, and struggled to maintain the fantasy. With a grunt, he pushed in deeper and held her there as his first orgasm finally came.

Thank the Gods’

Only two more holes to go.

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Raven thought it was over when she felt herself fill with cum, groaning in relief as jaune pulled out of her now leaking cunt. Ruined for all the world to see. But then she felt herself being pulled up by her hair. And suddenly she was being throat fucked, her vision filled by a sneering Jaune.

She felt herself cum again as he used her

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It was official, raven sucked at this. It was a fucking blow job! How hard could it be? Nora had given him plenty when she was bored on the road and Ren couldn’t keep up with her anymore. Let alone when he imagined Ruby to be able to do it. No, that wasn’t fair. Maybe she was just out of practice. After all, it's not like many guys around here would give her the time of day.

Okay Jaune just lay close your eyes and imagine Ruby, you can do this

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He was thinking about someone else, Raven was sure of it now, the way he kept his eyes closed. The way he tried to force her deeper. Was it Yang? Was that why he was here to save her? She didn’t know she didn’t care. Right now that massive dick was being used for her, it was hers!

Her nose filled with his scent, her tongue slipping out from her mouth to lap at his balls. Oh gods what a man. To take her so utterly. To ruin her and have her be just another of his conquests. She wept with joy as she felt him cum down her throat.

She couldn’t give this up

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Jaune stared down at the clearly delirious Raven, he was a little worried that he’d gone too far as he had forgotten to let her breathe. Normally he’d just wait for the tap on his thigh but she obviously didn’t know about that.

Oh well, just anal left and he could head home with yang and Weiss. He hoped they weren’t too bored.

“Turn around slut,” he said, trying to sound authoritative. He’d heard girls like that, and he was willing to try with Raven since it didn’t really matter if she didn’t like it. Not like he was ever gonna see her again

He was pleasantly surprised to find he was right as he watched Raven squeal in glee before she put herself face down into the grass. Huh… good to know, maybe Ruby would like it if he used his leader’s voice?

Lining up with the older woman’s ass Jaune decided it was about time to wrap this up so he wasn’t gonna go with the slow and steady pace he had before

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Raven’s world was one of sensations alone as she felt her master slam his cock into her ass. Her eyes swam with colors and her body twitched as she felt orgasm after orgasm. Pain and pleasure mixing in a delirious cocktail that her brain drowned in. and her hands, no longer being used to hold her up, Rubbed along the imprint his cock made in her. Trying to give him the same pleasure she felt

Every breath was praise for him.

This was heaven.

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Raven was annoying as hell.

“iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouILOVEYOU!”

“Please just shut the fuck up Raven!” Jaune screamed back as he tried to finish himself off. Groaning in relief as he felt another set of mouths on his balls. Turning around he saw Yang and Weiss doing their best to help him through this chore. They were great friends and jaune owed them for this.

What they lacked in skill they made up for in enthusiasm. And Jaune soon found himself about to cum slamming home in the bandit queen jaune moaned in relief as he flooded raven’s body with his seed. Slowly pulling the still hard cock out of the twitching mess of a woman and letting Yang and Weiss try to clean him up.

Oh yeah, he owed these two a lot. Though he did come to save them in the first place. But that was only to help his friends so yeah, he’d still owe them.

Nodding in agreement with his train of logic, he said out loud “welp time to go home” to his surprise the Raven opened a portal to …. Qrow?

OH HEY, THERE WAS RUBY!

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Ruby was a very happy girl, her sister was safe, as was her bestie Weiss. And Raven had even learned the error of her ways. Yeah, today was great.

It was also great because she was slamming her nice thicc ass back on Jaune’s dick like nature intended. Honestly, what was Raven thinking trying to take a dick this amazing with an ass like that? At least Yang had the common sense to use her tits to get jaune off. And Weiss…. Weiss was willing to help however she could.

So that’s why she let her sister and friend join in on her fun with her boyfriend.

Slamming her ass down on his dick faster, Ruby relished the attention that was on her as Raven whimpered in the corner.

Yeah, Yang and Weiss got to help, but Raven had to study hard if she wanted to be a good slut. That’s why she was being forced to watch her and Jaune go at it for hours on end.

It totally wasn’t because ruby liked putting the snobby bitch in her place. Ruby would never do that.

Moaning in pure pleasure as she arched her back and Jaune came inside her. Ruby smiled before resuming her work with a kiss from Jaune.

And they all lived happily ever after

#rwby #smut #questionable consent #jaune just wants to go home #ruby is a happy girl #you are not immue to hot dorky blonde

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blackstonesandtrapnest · 4 years

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Ma’am MA’AM those yasu headcanons slayed me. I was 🥺🥺 in awe afterwards. Thank you for writing them!!!! By any chance would you be willing to write some for Shin too? 👁 sfw + nsfw, if you’re comfortable with it ahajsjdjddjd

Awww thank you for the kind words Anon! Yes I will definitely write for Shin! Such a gorgeous boy isn’t he? :) Also Shin is indeed aged up for reasons that should be obvious! Also NSFW under the cut!

~~SFW~~

Shin honestly doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to relationships. He’s self-destructive to the point of self-sabotage and his self-esteem and self-worth have been shot to hell quite frankly. Pursuing a relationship with Shin outright is ill-advised as you are definitely gonna get rejected.

Shin may be young but he’s not stupid. If you have any ulterior motives, keep it moving because Shin won’t go any further than a fuck-buddy relationship with you. He’s already used to women simply using him for his body and you’re not gonna fool him.

Shin doesn’t let people get close to him and he’s quite secretive. You’ll only find out what he wants you to find out. Don’t bother snooping as that’ll only make Shin angry and far less likely to open to you. Mind your own business and don’t be a snitch!

Needless to say, getting into a relationship with Shin will definitely be slow-burn. Emphasis on the word slow. If you want Shin to trust and open up to you, you’ll have to prove yourself to him and show that you genuinely care about him. Even then, there are probably still some things that Shin will probably never open up to you about and you’ll just have to accept that.

Once Shin feels like he can truly trust and love you, he’ll shower you with so much affection and it’s so adorable! He has a great need for security so expect a lot of hugs, kisses, and words of affirmation! No Shin doesn’t care who’s watching and if he’s being teased, he’ll pull a Reverse Uno on them to shut them up.

Shin’s need for security does extend to money which is the main source for how ambitious he is. He’s used to being spoiled so buying gifts for him doesn’t really do much for your relationship. He doesn’t mind when you do things for him and definitely appreciates it but it’s not the way to his heart. That being said, Shin will definitely support you in your own ambitions and if they happen to fall within the music industry, that’s even better! He’ll have your back no matter what!

Shin is very rebellious and does NOT like people telling him what to do or trying to enforce rules on him. He does what he wants when he wants. If you’re the kind of person who prefers being dominate in your relationship, you’ll definitely have a rude awakening with Shin. He can be quite a little shithead at times so you two will definitely have many arguments regardless. Making up can take a while because Shin will definitely hold a grudge against you. At this point, it’s best to just give him space so you can both cool off and try to resolve things.

Shin is quite possessive and wants all or nothing from you. He’ll put 100% effort into your relationship and wants the same from you in return. Shin isn’t worried about anyone taking you away from him but if he is feeling insecure, you’re gonna know about it without a doubt. He doesn’t contemplate and immediately goes in head-first when there’s a problem with you two. If someone is trying to get in between you two or simply be nosy, they’re gonna face Shin’s wrath and it won’t be pretty.

Shin is quite a wild person and loves taking risks as well as trying his luck. Perfect for a daredevil and someone who simply loves to let loose and have a good time! Speaking of which..........

~~NSFW~~

There’s a difference between having sex for money and having sex for pleasure which Shin has come to realize. With you, Shin wants nothing but pleasure, passion, and intimacy. Because of this, he’ll actually be a bit reluctant to have sex with you the first time around. He doesn’t want a simple fuck this time around and if it’ll be your first time having sex in general, Shin wants it to be special and unforgettable.

The minute you two start having sex, Shin considers your relationship official but he won’t stop prostituting either. But not because he wants to have his cake and eat it too. Shin only does it for survival and the money. If BLAST has hit it big by the time you two get together, then Shin will stop hooking without a second thought. The only person he wants on his dick is you and you alone! If you happen to be rich and successful, that will also make Shin stop hooking.

Despite his young age, Shin is vastly experienced and definitely has a high sex drive. He’s like the damn Energizer bunny! But if your sex drive is lower than his (which it most likely will be), then Shin will accommodate you and won’t push you to have more sex than you can handle.

Shin’s very open-minded so don’t be afraid to tell him what you like and don’t like. Talking about sex is like second nature to him and he has no shame. If you have any insecurities about your body or your performance, don’t be afraid to tell Shin about them. He’ll definitely make you feel better ;)

Shin’s utmost favorite kink is praise, both giving and receiving. Calling him a good boy will absolutely drive him insane and he also likes being called baby boy as well. Yes Shin has a Mommy/Mistress kink and yes he’s a sub. He may not like being dominated outside the bedroom but he definitely loves being dominated inside of it! Don’t be afraid to be rough with Shin either! He can handle it ;) When giving praise, Shin is absolutely filthy and quite detailed. You will definitely be blushing and at a loss for words once he starts talking!

Shin’s favorite positions include this, this, this, and this. He prefers rough and passionate fucking but if you want romantic love-making, he’ll give you that too! Shin will definitely fuck you in the studio and not give a single damn about it! Good thing the place is soundproof (it was his idea)! He will also fuck you backstage before and after a show! In fact, Shin isn’t afraid to have sex with you in risky places at all! Quickies are definitely his specialty and the risk of getting caught and/or being overheard is too good to pass up for Shin! You can also expect some sexting to happen as well!

It’s rare for Shin to be the dom but when he is, boy are you in for some fun! He likes to be called Master and he is one of the biggest teases ever! Shin definitely has many items and toys that he uses in bed with you and having a safeword with him is paramount since he can get pretty rough and sadistic and he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable in any way.

A big no-no with Shin is verbal humiliation and degradation. He already has low self-esteem and self-worth as it is and he doesn’t need you adding to it with that kind of stuff. As for physical humiliation, Shin is more accepting of it but still has his limits. He also won’t use it on you as he doesn’t wanna be a hypocrite. But if you insist, prepare to walk funny for about a week!

Shin’s aftercare isn’t really the best since he’s usually the one receiving it so you’ll be the one doing the work. He definitely will have a cigarette after sex and loves to take a bubble bath with you while exchanging pillow talk and cuddling. This is when Shin will be at his most vulnerable so cherish it as much as possible because he’ll most likely tell you things that he hasn’t told a single soul. Please don’t abuse this or take it for granted!

#nana anime #nana manga #ai yazawa #shinichi okazaki #shinichi okazaki x reader #anime headcanons #bringing sexy back #anime imagines #nana imagine #nana headcanons

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sun-daddy-yoriichi · 4 years

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Kimetsu no Yaiba Role - Reverse AU : Pillar Version

I’m not planning on this being long as all hell but let’s see if it gets out of hand or not :)

Sun Pillar : Yoriichi Tsugikuni

I ALMOST WASN’T GONNA INCLUDE HIM BUT I HAD TO-

My entire account is named after his come on have more faith in me.

Okay but I feel like the twins would get a lot of outside attention

Not because they’re Demon Slayers but because they’re hot as fuck

But that could also just be me

Nobody knows how or when Yoriichi learned Sun Breathing. It hasn’t been used in hundreds of years, and it’s supposed to be incredibly difficult to master, and he’s like twenty-five being able to wield it with complete ease.

Michikatsu thinks his brother is the most annoying thing ever

They spar constantly

Yoriichi thinks that Nezuko and Tanjirou are the cutest things ever, and Nezuko knowing what Dance of the Fire God is, is really only a huge plus.

The twins fight over who gets Nezuko as a tsuguko constantly.

Moon Pillar : Michikatsu Tsugikuni

Everyone’s favourite motherfucker y'know-

Jk we love him

His Moon Breathing is not like his Blood Demon Art at all, really. His Blood Demon Art was a corrupt form of his Breath Style. In actuality, his Breath Style is much finer and more graceful.

If I’ll be honest, his breath style is actually quite beautiful.

Like Breath of the Sun, his Breath of the Moon almost looks like a dance.

Michikatsu and Yoriichi fighting together is a sight to behold, and a force to be reckoned with.

If only Michikatsu could stand to be in the same room as his brother for more than five seconds at a time.

When he goes on missions, he tries to keep it as low-key as possible. He hates having people looking at him

And he’s not the type of person to fail on his missions at all. Which is why it was so surprising for the others to figure out that he had let the Kamado children go.

Mostly because Tanjirou reminded him a lot of Yoriichi, so he couldn’t help himself from sparing them both.

Ice Pillar : Douma

Another favourite, surprisingly. A lot of people like Douma and it’s very confusing.

Other than Rui, he's one of the youngest Pillars (16).

Of course he still uses his fans rather than a Nichirin blade. And effectively, too.

Douma is one of the fastest Pillars out of them, aside from maybe Yoriichi and Michikatsu.

Obviously, Ice Breathing is descended from Water Breathing. Rather than flowing attacks, however, most of them have more strength added to them, in order to pack quite a punch.

He’s a bastard and we all know it.

Usually, Douma is given missions that are difficult even for a Pillar’s standards, but still out of the way of civilisation.

Because his breath technique is DESTRUCTIVE.

He’s basically the same as his demon counterpart, except he doesn’t eat humans.

But he’s still a damn sociopath

We all love him though

Soryu Pillar : Akaza

Haha I didn’t know what else to put for him-

His fighting style is strongly based around the Soryu Style he was taught before he became a Demon Slayer. He ends up using hand-to-hand combat a lot more than he uses his Nichirin blade.

Which means he rarely has to commission a new blade if his breaks, because he only uses it slay the demon near the very end of their fight. Nothing more.

He’s a very respectful opponent. Unlike other Demon Slayers, he won’t goad or insult his opponent. He doesn’t hate demons, like some Pillars do.

Because his fianceé was turned into a demon, and he would want to respect her if he ever ran into her during one of his missions.

Thus, all of his missions are ended quickly, and with great respect. Any demon that’s run into him and lived to tell the tale always holds him in such high regards (for a Demon Slayer, at least).

His main job is to keep Douma and Enmu in check, though.

Urami Pillar : Hantengu

Can you tell that I have no inspiration for some of these names

Urami means 'resentment' which makes sense for Hantengu since he hates demons for killing his family and deforming his face.

Despite visiting several doctors, the appearance of the pair of horns on his head remains a mystery.

Some Demon Slayers think he's got demon blood in him, but nothing has been confirmed.

He doesn't have a designated Breath style at all.

Rather, you could call his technique 'Universal Breathing'. If he's had enough training with a certain Breath style, he can use it. Which means he can basically learn all of them if he wants.

He's mastered two : Wind and Flame. He knows bits and pieces of others, but usually wimps out before he can continue training.

His sword gets broken a lot for no reason at all. His swordsmith hates his guts, but always pulls through with a new blade.

His crow is old and cranky, but they get along just fine.

Water Pillar : Gyokko

I mean that’s basically what he is-

He's fabulous

And he'll make sure everyone knows it right after they meet him.

(Nezuko lowkey hates him)

Most of the time, he's not given as many missions as his teammates. He's left to his own devices.

Which means that his territory to patrol - perhaps just around the capitol - is very well protected.

His tsuguko, Sabito, is cute as all hell, but will kick your ass if he needs to. He looks up to Gyokko, and thinks really highly of him.

Most of the other Pillars think there's something wrong with Sabito-

But he's a strong Demon Slayer, so they don't question Gyokko's teaching methods.

Blood Pillar : Gyuutarou

Irritable as all hell

But he loves his sister and would do anything for her.

Rather than use swords, he uses sickles

Yes yes very dramatic thank you Gyuutarou-

He gets cold easily (being so skinny and all), so he stays bundled up often

Daki gets mad at him if he’s not careful, so they often get into fights with one another

Which ends up with Akaza pulling them apart and putting them in time-out

Missions that he’s sent on are often ended quickly and precisely. He’s usually paired up with Rui or Daki, since both of those two Pillars are incredibly good at long-ranged combat, while Gyuutarou is more adept at short/mid-ranged combat

Blood Breathing is derived from Water Breathing, but Gyuutarou also equips the use of the poison that Daki makes in order to get the upper hand on his opponents.

He’s had a tsugukos before, but his training was so harsh that they quit on him. He hasn’t taken another one after that.

Silk Pillar : Daki

Designated medic in the Demon Slayer Corps.

She’s very skilled at not only making antidotes but making poisons out of wisteria. Other Pillars, like Enmu and Gyuutarou, use them in combat. She’s just making them to pass the time.

Rather than use a blade, she uses special sillks made specially from Crimson Iron Sand and Rui’s spider silk. They’re soft and heat-insulated, and Daki wears them over her Demon Slayer uniform.

However, much like Rui’s spider threads, she can manipulate them with ease, allowing them to become as sharp as a blade.

Honest to God nobody knows how she and Rui do it. Perhaps it’s brute, strength, or their Breathing techniques.

Either way, it’s quite a new experience to be on the receiving end of her silks. Daki is fast, and agile. She can get from one point to another in a matter of seconds. The only person faster from her at all is Douma, and even then it’s by seconds at a time, maybe not even that.

Daki doesn’t care to sympathise with demons. She’s never thought of it. Usually, her missions consist of her yelling insults at her target while she battles them.

Biwa Pillar : Nakime

Pretty girl pretty girl

With two eyes this time

She doesn’t often use a sword at all. She has one, but it’s only used for worst-case scenarios.

And when you are Nakime, you don’t get to the point where you can consider something a ‘worst-case scenario’.

Her Biwa is her main weapon, and she has the special ability to create music that harms demons.

The strings are crafted specially from spider silk (courtesy of Rui) and Scarlet Crimson Ore, but they’re also infused with Wisteria incense (courtesy of Enmu) in order to ward demons off.

She’s a master at her craft, and at her best, she is a force to he reckoned with.

She is often paired up with other Pillars on difficult missions, or if there’s more than one Demon in a certain area. Nakime’s music travels a lot farther than a sword does, after all. But a demon has to be within fifty feet of her to actually die from it.

She doesn’t exactly use a Breathing technique for her Biwa. But her base Breathing technique is Water Breathing, so she practices using her sword often so her skills stay sharp.

Dream Pillar : Enmu

I’ll start this off by saying that no, it’s not quite the same as his original Blood Demon Art. But it does use illusion in order to confuse his target.

Enmu is, to say the least, a sadist.

(Nobody likes him)

He toys with his prey and usually ends up taking a long time in order to complete a single mission because he loses track of time.

The Corps wouldn’t like that if they ever found out, but it’s not like they can just stop him.

However, his technique is extremely effective if they ever have the opportunity to gain information from a demon with a high rank.

Which is probably the only time the Corps would let him do as he pleases.

He doesn’t really have a reason for joining the Demon Slayer Corps. He had no family or loves ones to worry about, and he was good at killing demons. What more could he say?

(That’s probably even more depressing than his family dying or smth)

His Dream Breathing is descended from Flame Breathing, because honestly anything destructive is a plus to Enmu.

He uses a Nichirin blade, but he also uses poison on occasion. Not the type that Shinobu uses to kill them, since that’s not the kind of person he is. He uses hallucinogens to make his Breath style more effective.

Spider Pillar : Rui

A surprising amount of people like him, but I can’t say I don’t know why.

Rui’s one goal when he became a Demon Slayer was simple : protect his family.

None of them are actually blood related, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t fight tooth and nail in order to protect his siblings.

It’s not fake like it would be if he were a demon. Rui deeply cares for those that he sees as his family.

His Spider Breathing is descended from Wind Breathing, and is very unpredictable.

Rather than use a traditional Nichirin blade, Rui opted for a more experimental approach : threads.

To the touch, it’s fine and hard to miss. But when he uses it in battle, alongside his Breath Style, it’s hard as diamonds. And Rui controls is expertly, though there’s not really any way to just cut a demon’s head off.

He usually ends up slicing them into tiny bits and pieces, but that does the job as well.

Listen

CAN and WILL adopt any lone child that he sees

That's all for him lmao

Demon Slayer Corps Leader : Muzan Kibutsuji

He's So Done with everything and he doesn’t know what to do about it.

Bedridden or not, he’ll beat someone’s ass. On more than one occasion, he’s somehow chased after Daki and Gyuutarou for fighting.

But don’t worry, he’s a very good leader. He’s just temperamental at times, is all.

However, he is a strategic genius. He does everything for a reason. Nothing is done without purpose.

He does know how to wield a sword, but he can’t do it often. His body wouldn’t be able to sustain that kind of physical strain.

The Pillars are incredibly protective of him. They respect him deeply, even if he can be quite stingy and a little aggressive at times. It’s just how he is. He’s never angry just to be angry.

Despises demons. They’re the reason that his body is as weak as it is, so he can’t help but hate them for everything they’ve done.

#demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer imagines #demon slayer headcanons #demon slayer oneshots #kny imagines #kny headcanons #kny oneshots #kimetsu no yaiba imagines #kimetsu no yaiba headcanons #kimetsu no yaiba oneshots #kny roleswap au #role reverse au #so the demon moons are now the pillars #and muzan is the leader of the demon slayers #how did this get so fucking long #help me god

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quentinxdelancret · 3 years

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PUSHING THE LIMITS || Quoman

Discord thread featuring: Quentin and Roman @romanbeckett

When: May 5th 2021

Mentions: @aaronhart93

Description: Quentin goes all edgy dom with Roman and they end up pushing the limits.

TW: SMUT!!! Edging, light BDSM, and other hardcore things.

Quentin. After Quentin’s surgery, the boys had been taking things pretty easy. Sure they would still get rough with each other, but not to the level either one of them really enjoyed. That was what made tonight so perfect. They were both drunk and feeling no pain. It made Quentin want to do things he hadn’t done in what felt like way too long. He sent one last text to his boyfriend and then made his way into their closet full of sex toys. Grabbing the rope and two pairs of handcuffs for good measure. He was stumbling around just a bit, but he made it to Roman’s room with impeccable timing. Finding his boyfriend laying on his bed in his favorite purple lingerie. “Fuck baby, you look so sexy” he complimented as he shut the door behind him and locked it. Aaron was in the master bedroom asleep and Des was down the hall. So he couldn’t risk waking them or having either of them walking in. Although, Aaron walking in would have only heightened the mood. “Give me your phone” he said with a firm command. Taking the iPhone from his lover and snapping a couple of photos of him before setting the phone on record and setting it up on the dresser. “Come’re” he then said with a softer yet still firm command. Placing one end of each pair of cuffs around his boyfriends wrists. “This is just in case it’s too much” Q informed. Letting the empty end of the cuffs dangle as he pulled Roman to sit on the edge of the bed. “Take this off” he gestured to the lingerie. Pulling off his own joggers as he watched the taller undress.Fuck, he really was so damn beautiful. Q was already getting a semi just from watching the way he moved as he took of the ensemble. Once they were both naked, Q placed the other ends of the cuffs to his own wrists. “You can struggle if you want to baby. But if you really want me to stop, you have to blink your eyes three times. Got it?” This was an about to be an experience for them both, and the more Q thought about it the harder he became. “Lay back.. I wanna get you nice and hard baby” he instructed as he knelt down onto the floor between romans legs. Both his hands wrapping around his lovers cock as he began to stroke him aggressively.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧. Quentin was one person who understood Roman’s kinks more than almost anyway. He was already hard as a rock from all the pregaming festivities, so he didn’t waist any time helping Q get his cuffs on, and then wiggled out of his lingerie as best he could before scooting back naked, and spread eagle on the bed for his boyfriend. “You look so sexy daddy...what’re you gonna do do me?” The Brit asked with huge tongue between his teeth.

Quentin. The look on Roman’s face had him grinning like a fucking idiot. But he tried so hard to stay in character. “I’m gonna make you cum like you’ve never came before” he replied. Continuing to stroke his lover with both hands, twisting his wrists and letting his palm brush over his tip. “Mmm you’re so hard for me already baby” he smiled deviously. Moving one of his hands and pulling Roman’s along with it as he pinched and teased at his nipples. “You like that, baby?” he asked. Hovering his mouth over his lovers cock and letting his spit drip over him as a form of lube. “Shiiit.. you’re so fucking big” he exasperated. Stroking his cock more vigorously as he reached for the rope with his other hand.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧. “Mmmm baby...” the actor gasped, Ruby red lips parted as his hips began to grind a little to the rhythm was hi boyfriend’s strokes. He was so hard, and throbbing, and most definitely leaking pre cum all over his boyfriend’s hand. “God that feels so good...it’s all yours baby....” Roman’s breath caught in his throat when Q began to speed up the pumps while reading for a rope. That of course made roman bite his bottom lip in curiosity.

Quentin. There was nothing sexier in the world than the way Roman looked when he fully submitted. Quentin could honestly stare at him like this all fucking day. But right now, he had a job to do, and that was to make his boyfriend feel as good as humanly possible without actually letting him cum. “Yeah...? You’re my little cock slut aren’t you baby?” he asked with a half smirk. His own lust and arousal setting in as he wrapped the rope around Roman’s neck. He removed his hand from around his lovers cock and watched it twitch for more attention for a moment before leaning down to kitten lick at the underside of his tip. “Mmm so delicious” he hummed. Grabbing and end of the rope in each of his hands before scooting up to kneel over his lover. His knees pressing firm into the mattress on each side of his boyfriends chest as he used to rope to pull him closer.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧. of course Roman let Quentin pull the rope around his neck, preparing for the moment his boyfriend was going to use it to restrict his breaking. His green eyes were focused up on his lover, squirming at the way he chose to kitten lick at his massive throbbing cock. At the first sensation of the rope becoming snug around the actor’s throat, he lifted his chin up so that Q could see, and then suddenly let out a low sexy moan for his partner. “Gonna shut me up, daddy?” He asked as innocently as possible.

Quentin. Watching Roman squirm for him was such a huge turn on. He loved watching him struggle or beg for more. His body language was so fuckin exquisite. “Oh yeah.. I’m gonna make you shut up alright baby boy” he nodded. Reaching to the night stand and pulling Roman’s arm along with his own as he grabbed the vibrating butt plug from the drawer. “You gonna be a good boy, baby?” he asked once he was positioned back into place. Turning on the vibrator and handing it to his boyfriend to insert into himself. Q licked his lips as he waited for Roman to get situated and then leaned back to let Roman’s cock rub between his bare cheeks. “Does that feel good baby? Do you want more?” he barely gave his boyfriend a chance to respond before he was pulling the rope tighter around his neck.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Quentin knew absolutely everything that Roman loved. He knew how to push him to his limits, making his back arch beautifully of the bed, languid, and compliant to everything his boyfriend had to say. The vibrator was starting to make him squirm a little, distracted by that for a moment while his lover pulled in the rope and began to restrict the actor’s windpipe and vocal chords. Fuck. Roman loved that feeling so much, immediately pushing into a vulnerable position that had him wining a bit against the pressure as he tilted his head back or Quentin to get a good view of of everything.

Quentin. Quentin was most definitely a switch, and he knew exactly how to use his assets to his advantage. Getting Roman to react to everything he did exactly how he wanted him to and reveling in the vision. He continued to rub against his lovers cock slowly as his lips parted and he let out a soft pleasurable gasp. “God, you’re so sexy baby” his voice trembled lightly. His hips lifting at just the perfect angle to come back down on his boyfriends length. Taking him completely into his heat before lifting to just the tip and squeezing tightly around him. “Mmm fuck...” he hissed through his tight jaw. Rocking back and forth a few times before taking him completely again and tightening the rope a bit tighter. God, he was so fucking hard, he could barely stand the teasing himself. But the way Roman’s body reacted to his movements fueled the Dom inside of him to go a bit harder. Grinding against his lover as he moved his hand to slap his boyfriends face before gripping firmly at his hair. “Let me know if you get close baby, I don’t want you cumming just yet.”

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Roman never thought of himself as unattractive since being an adult, but he’d witnessed so many absolutely flawless looking people in his world travels, Quentin being one of them, that it was just extremely difficult not to compare. His eyes were stuck on the lines of his boyfriend’s body — his abs, the sharpness of his cheekbones in comparison with his clavicle. His eyes were a deep blue, even in the dark, and it it weren’t for the rope tightening around his neck, he might have been gasping for those reasons alone. Roman’s cock flexed as soon as he felt Q’s hand smack him across the face, his chest now violently rising up and down from the shot of adrenaline now rolling through his body. When Q’s warning registered, Ro managed to nod his head and tighten his leg around his lover in a silent promise to warn him of any impending orgasm.

Quentin. Those deep green eyes his boyfriend had as he gazed at him, could literally slay him. It was like looking deep into his lovers soul as their bodies moved so beautifully together. Q tightened his grip on his boyfriends hair as he held Roman’s arms in place with his own. The cuffs pulling tight against both of their arms as he continued to rock his body against Roman’s flexing girth. Slowly at first but then grinding more vigorously as the actor tightened his legs around him. “Ughh.. uughh, fuck” he moaned with a slight whimper. Bouncing up and down hard and aggressive for a moment before slowing to and almost stop around his lovers tip. His entire body was tingling with pleasure but he wanted to take his time. Really draw this out for the man he loved more than anything in the world. “Shiiit, baby. You feel so good” he panted. Pulling off of his lover now and repositioning himself on his knees over Roman’s chest. He was sure that vibrator was doing wonders now with the absence of his tight heat around his boyfriends cock. But he pulled at the rope again to distract him, rendering his boyfriend breathless as he rubbed his own cock against his lips.!

𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 The buzzing cock ring around his length was making Roma kick his feet against the mattress, digging in his heels as he wined about the absence of his boyfriend’s ass. It was probably a good thing Quentin moved though, because Ro was very much on the limit, and about to go over the edge with just the right touch. Roman so badly wanted to move his hands, to get them anywhere and everywhere he could touch on the other male, but no matter how much he struggled, the handcuffs were too tight. “Baby...” the actor practically whispered as the rope around his neck tightened, his heart now thudding in his chest hard enough to hear it in his ears. He couldn’t breathe, but was then quickly distracted by the huge cock in his face. Fuck. Roman made eye contact with his boyfriend as his lips touched Quentin’s leaking head, his tongue then slipping out soon after to catch the pre cum.

Quentin. It was clear all over the musicians face that he was experiencing a pleasure like none other before. His mouth gaping open for a moment as Roman’s tongue licked at his leaking cock. “It’s all yours baby” he barely got out through hard snarky breaths. His eyes borrowing into his lovers as he pulled his bottom lip aggressively between his teeth. He couldn’t wait to get his cock balls deep down his lovers throat. Pushing his hips forward a few times against his boyfriends tongue before finally slipping between his lips. “Oh.. my.. god” he gasped. His head falling back as his let Roman swallow his length in it’s entirety. The tightness of his throat with the rope around it really pushing him to a place he hadn’t been to since before his surgery. “Yesss.. fuck, Roman. You like that don’t you, my naughty fuckin cock slut.” He began thrusting slowly into his boyfriends mouth, pulling the rope tighter and then letting it loose over and over.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Anyone who had ever been with Roman knew that he was indeed, a cock slut. Giving head, being fucked, hand jobs, the lot — he truly was a giver, and fuck if he didn’t love giving to Quentin. He had the most amazing cock he’d ever seen, and was every bit worth the challenge of taking every inch right now. Ro had a few times where he gagged, even moments of dizziness, like he was gonna pass out at any second, but he managed to keep it together as he arched his back, and swallowed around the head of his boyfriend’s cock with a deep moan.

Quentin. Roman definitely was a giver. He had done things with Q that honestly, he had never done with an actually lover before. These were things he usually saved for those he was intended to please. But with Roman, he felt like he could slip right into his dirtiest kinks, and Roman would be right there with him loving every minute of it. To most anyone else, they would probably think they were insane. But this was a connection they had that didn’t need any explanation. The understood one another, trust one another, fuck they would literally get off on torturing one another. It didn’t matter how it looked to anyone else. For Quentin, it was the best sex he had ever experienced in his life. His cock was so fuckin hard and flexing within his lovers throat with each and every gag he muffled out. “Ughh... shiiit” he hiss as he deridingly pushed as far as he could into Roman’s throat. Pulling the rope as tight as he could without killing his boyfriend and letting his cock twitch deep against the restriction. “O- fuuuu-” his voice trembled and broke as his mouth gaped open again. He was so close to blowing his load, but he was trying his hardest to hold it back. His entire body trembling as Roman’s began jerking in defense.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Roman was squirming now with his hands behind his back, the muscles of his throat flexing against the cock lodged inside it. He was choking, and couldn’t stop the tears from pricking to his eyes out of sheer reflex. God, he’d never been so turned on though in his life. He felt helpless, and even if he wanted to use their safe word, it’s not like he could even get it out right now. Ro was starting to slip, he could feel his body weakening to the point it was getting hard to keep his eyes open. Fuck! He couldn’t stop himself anymore, nor could he give his boyfriend a warning before Ro just began to buck his hips, and covered them both in cum.

Quentin. Even with the intense pleasure shooting throughout his entire body. He never took his eyes off of Roman’s. The tears welling up in his eyes from the reflex almost making him feel remorseful, but not enough to actually pull back. He was so glad he didn’t too, because the Roman was hurling over the edge. Exactly how he wanted him. The feeling of his hot sticky cum coating his lower back literally pushing him right over the edge with him. “Fuuuuck... baby” he growled with a surrendering whimper. Pulling the rope unintentionally tighter as his hips bucked, pumping his hit release deep into the back of Roman’s throat.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ It had been a long time since anyone had pushed him this far in bed. It took a certain lack of remorse in the heat of the moment to be able to push past morality for self pleasure. ( though it was definitely mutual here). The rope around Roman’s throat at this point was so tight, he had absolutely no way of swallowing the load just shot into his mouth. He choked, and struggled a little under the other male, hands twisting in the handcuffs before his eyes were rolling back from the lack of oxygen.

Quentin. Roman was such a fuckin champ. Letting Q do things to him that you definitely needed a certain level of trust for. He was gurgling on Quentin’s cum as his eyes rolled back, but he just kept pumping his hips relentlessly waiting for the exact right moment to let him go. “That’s right baby, let it go” he insisted with a low growl. Knowing that vibrator was probably a new torture all it’s own against his boyfriends now sensitive member. “Do it..” he challenged a bit firmer this time. Almost feeling bad at this point that his boyfriend hadn’t passed out yet. But he saw when it was nearing and pulled back instantly. Letting his cock pop from his lovers mouth as he faded out.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Roman had basically been convulsing when his boyfriend challenged him, jerking from the cock ring squeezing around his sensitive cock, paired with his intense lack of oxygen. He ended up cumming again despite the toy around his length, which was now pretty fucking painful - thank god he liked pain. Ro didn’t even have a chance to swallow the cum in his mouth before Q finally pulled away, the actor’s head turning and causing cum to leak from his lips, and onto the sheets below. He was out cold, but the rush he received the second he woke up again was like nothing he’d ever experienced before. It felt like he was seeing stars as he coughed, and pulled air into his lungs as fast as he could manage to. “Fuck.” Was all he could manage to rasp, but that pretty much said it all.

Quentin. When Roman woke up, Q had the cock ring off of him. He was laying on top of him stroking his cheek and using his thumb to wipe away his own cum that leaked from his lips. “Fuck is right” he chuckled breathlessly. “You good baby?” he asked as he moved his free hand to rub at his boyfriends chest. “Jus breathe, baby” he said softly. “love you. I love you so fucking much.”

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Roman’s eyes darted all over his boyfriend as he tried to comfort him. His head felt swimmy, clearly living through the after effects of asphyxiation, but he couldn’t even pretend he didn’t love it. “That was amazing.” He smirked at his partner, loving that despite how messed up they technically were, there was still a sense of closeness that came from trusting someone with your life like that. Maybe he was a little addicted. “Was it hard for you to stop, daddy?” Roman rasped, deep green eyes locked on the other’s before he leaned in to nip at Quentin’s chin.

Quentin. Although he was clearly still a bit dazed, Roman literally never looked more beautiful than he did right now. Q couldn’t keep himself from staring at him. Even though that was partly due to the fact that he wanted to make sure he was really okay. He nodded his head with an exquisitely satisfied grin at Roman’s comment and then rolled his tongue across the bottom of his top teeth. “It’s always hard to stop pleasing you, baby. But I love you too much to actually kill you” he teased. A soft grunt falling from his lips as his boyfriend nipped at his chin. “Mmm, you better be careful. You might get me going again” he chuckled.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Roman managed to giggle when Quentin said he loved him too much to actually kill him, which made the actor practically roll into the other’s lap like a giant dog. “I love you.” He leaned in to whisper the words against his boyfriend’s ear before placing a soft kiss there, and then down the side of his neck with a soft sigh. Q smelled like soap, aftershave, and his shampoo. It was all mixed with an essence of just Quentin, Roman’s favorite scent in the whole world. “I can’t believe you made me cum twice, and with a cock ring on. How the fuck did you manage that??” Ro laughed, and settled with his thighs on either side of Quentin’s lap as he settled in with his arms around the other’s neck.

Quentin. God, he loved snuggling and getting all cuddly after going that hard. It gave him a sense of purpose that he couldn’t ever seem to put into words. “I love you too” he hummed as he closed his eyes and smiled. Stroking his fingers lovingly through his boyfriends hair. “It’s my super power” he mused. His voice becoming heavy with content as he turned his head to kiss Roman softly on his forehead. His other hand lazily tracing patterns on his lovers arm that was draped across his neck. “We should do this every night” he added, this time his voice lore of a whisper. Fuck, he was tired. Maybe he would actually be able to fall asleep for once, and he wouldn’t be surprised either. Roman always seemed to be the cure to all his ailments.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ “Would it be safe to choke the hell out of me every night? I mean I’m not complaining, but that has to cause some sort of damage after awhile, right?” Ro teased before repositioning himself beside Q before pulling him close so that he could rub his hand all over the younger’s back. He placed a few kisses to the musicians’s temple, and then reached to pull the covers up over them. “Fuck. I should probably wash the sheets, huh?” Unless they both wanted to sleep in each other’s cum.

Quentin. Q furrowed his brow for a moment as he contemplated the question and then chuckled softly. “Ughh, probably not. But we’d make it work” he grinned. Letting Roman pull him in even closer before letting out a sigh. “Damn.. yeah, we probably should” he agreed. “How about we go sleep in my bed and I’ll take care of this for you tomorrow? We can even light a joint since it’s the furthest from Desi’s room.” Moving seemed like such a task right now. But at least that would be less work then remaking an entire bed.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Roman smirked when his boyfriend made the suggestion of sleeping in another bedroom tonight, something he didn’t have it in him to fight, especially with the promise of a smoke. “You always have the best damn ideas, Q-tip!!” The actor leaned in to pop a kiss on Quentin’s forehead, and then made the move to roll out of bed and onto his feet. “Should I at least put on some underwear?” Ro asked while backing towards his closet with a raised brow. “Maybe I nice little pair of panties?”

Quentin. Quentin smiled proudly at his boyfriends compliment and nodded his head. “I try” he chuckled softly. “I’m mostly just lazy, and still baskin in the afterglow. But yes, you most definitely should wear a nice little pair of panties. I wanna take them off you with my teeth” he grinned.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ “Such a naughty boy.” Roman smirked over his shoulder, staring down his boyfriend like he was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen, because to be honest, he was. How could someone look THAT amazing, even after rough sex? “Alright, go meet me in your bedroom. I’m gonna throw the sheets in the wash at least and get a little more comfortable for you. How’s that?” The actor gave Q a wink and then shook his tight little ass.

Quentin. He couldn’t help but to smirk at his boyfriend. He told him he’d take care of the mess the next day, but Roman couldn’t just let it sit there. That’s just who he was and Q absolutely loved him. “Okay baby” he mused with a slight raise of his brow. “I’ll get a little more comfortable for you too.” He slapped his boyfriend playfully on his ass before wrapping his arms around his waist from behind. Kissing the side of his neck in a bit of a ticklish manor before pulling away. “I love you. Don’t make me wait too long” he winked.

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Roman stood near the doorway as he listened for Q’s steps to get quieter, and then ultimately disappear. He was so happy...genuinely, for the first time in his life, and maybe it was stupid that he needed a moment to let that sink in, but he did, and then it was on to stripping the bed. A pair of red heels, lacy panties, and lipstick to match, Roman made a meal of slinking to his boyfriend’s bedroom before standing in the doorway, cocking a slight pose as he looked over the musician.

Quentin. The entire walk back to his bedroom, he couldn’t seem to wipe the idiotic smile from his face. He was so happy, literally, and mentally. It was almost surreal to think that this was actually happening to him. He entered his room and pressed his back to the door for just a moment before changing into a pair of form fitting briefs. His hair all a mess and hanging over his face as he laid back onto his bed. It wasn’t until he heard Roman open the door that he propped himself up onto his elbows. Just taking in the vision of the most beautiful man he had ever seen as his lips parted with a sigh. “Come here, gorgeous” his heavy French accent fully giving away how turned on he was by the sight. “Come sit in my lap.”

❝𝓡✮м𝕒𝐍 ❜❜ Roman was trying to keep up the facade of a sultry face, a sexy lion (lioness?) ready to pounce on his boyfriend as if they hadn’t just went too many rounds in one night for any normal person. But seeing him there, sitting on the bed waiting for Ro, motioning for him to come to his lap, it was hard not to just completely crumble and become a subby mess. The actor pushed himself off the doorway before turning to close, and lock it, both dimples deep in his cheeks as he smiled at the idea of being locked in here together all night. “You gonna roll me a joint first?”

#chats:roman #chats:discord #ft.aaron #ft.quoman #tw::nsfw #tw:smut #tw:bdsm #tw: edging #tw:hardcore #{{𝓠𝚄𝙴𝙼𝙰𝙽;; let's just fall in love for the hell of it}}

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gustafsnightangel · 3 years

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Shattered Lives Ch 23 Pt 2

He let her sleep in, knowing that tomorrow she’d have to be up at five and rushing around. With the kids ready and lunches made he watched her sleep, etching that picture in his mind. He sat on the edge of the bed and toyed with her hair, content as it fell through his fingers. She didn’t stir which told him she’d slept heavy and well, which was what he was after. He kissed the nape of her neck and she breathed in sharply, head wobbling up off the pillow as she got her bearings.

“Cases to slay my lovely lawyer.” He murmured, kissing her temple as her head flopped back on the pillow.

“I was hoping time had stopped so you’d still be snuggled with me.” She chuckled.

“The sooner I go the sooner I’ll be back.”

She rolled and looked at him. Crisp white shirt and jeans. Was the guy TRYING to kill her. She hooked a finger into the V and pulled him to her for a kiss, sinful and slow.

“You can’t kiss me like that before you have to go to work.” He growled.

“Well you shouldn’t have worn that shirt.” She shot back and grinned against his mouth. “You know what that does to me.”

“Maybe it’s all part of my plan.” His eyebrows wiggled and she laughed, he was such a goofball. “There’s always the parking garage.” He grinned and she playfully slapped him.

“You’re never gonna let me live that down are you?” She said sitting up and kissing him before climbing out of bed.

“Not a chance, besides...” He caught her around the waist with a chuckle and pulled her to him, naked and already aroused. “I like playing this game with you.” His growl sent a shot of heat to her core.

“You might get lucky at lunch. You still coming?” She asked softly.

“I’ll be there, but you’ll be the one coming love.” He kissed her, devoured that mouth until she whimpered. “Get in the shower.” He said softly. “You can’t be late.”

“Tease.” She quipped playfully.

“Pancakes?”

“Sure.” He walked her to the bathroom door before prying her hands from around his neck kissing them both.

“This weekend can’t come soon enough.” He murmured and kissed her sweetly.

“As long as you bring this shirt with you.” She grinned.

“Oh it’s already a done deal.” He chuckled and let her get in the shower.

She made his head spin and his world light up, so did the four kids at the table. Lily squealed for him with a dad dad and he cleaned her up before pulling her out of the high chair.

“Do you have to go?” Finn asked quietly.

“Only for a little bit. I’ll be back Wednesday morning.” He hugged the kid close sensing that the separation for him would be worse this time around. “It’s just work buddy and if I could, I’d take you all with me but you have school, I have work, and I need someone here to make sure Ama is ok.”

“We’ll make sure she eats.” Brendan said quietly as he watched her bedroom door, the kid knew what Gustaf was asking.

“It’s getting her to stop work and sleep that concerns me.” He chuckled. “But yes, please make sure she eats. And I have a special job for you Finn, if you’re up for it?” The kid nodded. “I need you to give Ama a big hug from me before you go to bed, when you get up, and when you get home from school ok?”

“I can do that.” His grin spread wide.”

“I knew I could count on you.” He said as he ruffled the kids hair.

She would be the death of him walking in dressed as she was. Dark brown suit, gold shirt that shimmered with burgundy, and that damn black lace he could just glimpse under it, the sky high heels that put them eye to eye, and her hair neatly coiled up in that fucking clip. His goddess, sexy as fuck.

He stood at the counter and watched as she hugged the kids and made her way over to him. With a cheeky smirk across her dark burgundy tinted lips she stopped in front of him and let her fingers sneak into the V of his open shirt. Her kiss was smoldering, that slow deep kiss that set his brain on fire.

“Good morning love.” Her purr only added to his predicament, to fuck her now quickly or make her wait. She kissed him sinfully, pouring herself into him. “Cat got your tongue?” She asked when she let him breathe again, those ocean blue eyes finding hers as she gazed at him from under her lashes.

His hand seductively trailed her hip and fanned out over her lower back before he pulled her in close. He ghosted her lips and jaw before kissing her cheek and lingering. Damn she smelled delicious.

“No, but a sex kitten might have more than my tongue.” He growled, nipping the shell of her ear gently. “You might find yourself in a predicament at lunch time.” He kissed her tenderly. “Is your office private, does it have a lock?”

“Yes.” She chuckled. “But we can’t, not there I’ll get fired if we’re caught.” She said seriously and although it would be thrilling to have him fuck her there she couldn’t risk it, shouldn’t risk it.

“There’s always the parking garage.” He quipped and her laugh had him grinning. “Either way love, I’m having you before I leave today, and we won’t get caught. I’ll make sure of it. Eat, fuel up. You’re gonna need it.” He kissed her and reluctantly let her go.

“Can you get out for lunch earlier?” He asked as he placed a plate of pancakes in front of her a little while later.

“I’ll certainly try.”

With the kids fed and clothed, lunches packed, Sildie stood on her threshold and looked at him. Her gorgeous man in a white button down and slim fitting jeans, life couldn’t be more perfect than right now she thought. That smile on his lips, only for her.

“I’ll text you when I’m on my way.” He murmured.

“You in court this morning?” He asked.

“No it’s an office day today.” She kissed him and lingered, fuck he smelled so good she wanted to bury her face in his neck and nibble.

“Good to know.” He grinned. Cupping a hand behind her neck he held her a breath away and let his eyes drift over her before he kissed her so her toes curled and her mind blanked.

“I’ll see you later.” She sighed as she stepped away and into the elevator.

He heard the devilish chuckle as she bit her lip, doors almost closed. Damn if she didn’t make him hard and wanting.

One day love.

Came his text as she got in the car and she couldn’t help the small whimper at what he’d done to her that day. He was right, every time she did it she thought about how he’d immobilized her and fucked her senseless.

He tidied up her apartment from breakfast and went home to pack, not that he’d need much. He sat with a fresh pot of tea and took care of some last minute emails and by eleven he was heading out the door for a cab. He texted her on the way and grinned, damn he wanted her, like a randy fucking teenager.

He took the short walk to her office and was surprised when the receptionist walked him straight back, she’d told them he was coming. He thanked the receptionist and was sure his smile made the girl sigh. Her office wasn’t what he’d imagined as he glanced around. Dark wood, old time male Executive. He wondered now if the light and bright office they’d made for her would be a good fit. He could always change it if she hated it.

She was standing with her boss as he entered and after the usual pleasantries were observed they were finally alone. He placed their lunch on the coffee table and let her say goodbye to her boss. She closed the door quietly and he pressed her against it gently. His kiss was tender but seductive, that erotic taste flooding her system.

“I want you.” He murmured, flicking the lock on her door quietly.

“Gustaf I’ll lose my job if we get caught.” She said honestly but her pussy clenched at the thought of him taking her here.

“Then we’ll make sure we don’t get caught.” He growled and kissed that treacherous spot below her ear. Her low moan made his cock twitch in response. “Lets eat.” He said softly. Her grin against his lips before he kissed her made him laugh. “Done by one right?”

“Yeah, I have a one o’clock with Lucas.” She smirked and felt his gaze as his hands tightened.

“Well, you’d better eat so I can see you’re properly satisfied before then.” He grinned.

They talked over their meal, plans for Christmas Eve, for Christmas Day, and skirted her birthday. He wouldn’t push that today, he wanted to be home if she was going to be mad at him or fall apart or maybe both. It was his idea, the kids just jumped on board, he’d take the heat if it came to that.

“This office doesn’t really suit you.” He said quietly. “Too dark.”

Her peal of laughter made him smile. It had been a while since he’d heard that laugh.

“To tell you the truth, I fucking hate it. It’s too dark, too much wood, too much male executive ego, if I’m being honest.” She said as she cleaned up their containers and dumped it in the trash.

“The one good thing though.” He said stepping to her and pulling her sharply into him so her spine rested against his chest. “Is it has a lock on the door.” He growled.

“We can’t. It will be my ass in a sling.”

“Do you trust me?” He murmured, and kissed her neck where her blouse had opened.

“Yes.” She sighed as he chipped away at her control.

“We won’t get caught.” He turned her in his arms and kissed her, that slow burn that made her moan softly. “You’ll have to be quiet love.” He purred as he took her by the hand and led her to her desk.

He sat in her chair and spread his legs wide so she could stand between them. Those talented hands drifted up her thighs and disappeared under the hem of her skirt slowly, bunching it up around her waist. He kissed her as a finger stroked over her g string and he groaned into her mouth.

“You’re soaked for me already love.” His arousal surged at the thought of sinking his cock into that wet heat.

He devoured her mouth as his fingers ripped her g string down and held it as she stepped out of it. Those fingers tormented her thighs on the way back up before they destroyed her pussy. He had her teetering on the edge in minutes. He spun her quickly and continued to keep her hovering on that edge as he unzipped his jeans.

Damn him and those fingers she thought as she tried desperately to hold off until he was inside her. The sound of his zipper made a soft whimper escape and she swallowed it. They’d be so fucking dead if they were caught, she’d be fired, on the spot fired. It was reckless but she found she couldn’t resist him.

“Hands on the desk.” He growled and nipped her ear.

No sooner had her palms hit the timber he stroked his head over her labia and thrust in hard. She gasped his name as he started to move, urgent powerful strokes that filled her deep. She rocked back to meet his thrusts and that was the end of them both.

He pistoned his hips, hard, fast, brutally urgent. His fingers tormented her sensitive bud and he felt her tremble.

“Go over, don’t hold back.” He growled and pounded into her, fingers furiously circling her clit.

She came hard, almost cracking her teeth she clenched them so tightly so she didn’t scream his name how she wanted to. As her pussy clamped around his cock tightly he thrust faster until his release crashed through him. He leaned forward and kissed the back of her neck before pulling out and zipping up.

With a shit eating grin he sat in her chair, cleaned her up with the scrap of lace before pocketing it, and tugged the hem of her skirt down while she stood there trembling and panting. He pulled her into his lap and kissed her tenderly.

“You’re evil.” She said pointing a finger at him, that sly smirk twitching her lips.

“Didn’t get caught though.” He grinned.

“It can’t become a regular thing.” She said sternly. “I just find it really hard to resist you when you touch me like that.”

“Thank you.” He said softly and trailed a finger down her jaw. “For indulging me.” He kissed her, that love he held onto so tightly pouring out of him.

“Don’t make it a habit ok?”

“I won’t.”

They sat there for the remaining ten minutes in each other’s arms, stolen kisses that spoke volumes.

She knew all eyes were on them as they walked out. She’d have to get used to it when they went out in public together. She didn’t like it but that was part of his deal, the celebrity he was.

“Looks like you turned my admin into a puddle of goo, what did you say to her?” She chuckled when they were waiting for the elevator.

“Hello.” He said simply. “She was a little stunned when I told her I was here for you.”

“I don’t think she believed me when I said you would be joining me for lunch.” She said and as soon as the elevator doors opened his mouth found hers destroying every thought in her brain. He left her dizzy.

“I’ll call you when I land.” There was no way in hell he was going to fuck this up again.

“See that you do love.” She kissed him tenderly. “You’re my everything Gustaf, remember that when it gets rough ok?”

“I’ll text you or call you if it gets bad. I promise.” That was a promise he had every intention on keeping from here on out. “Bye love.” He kissed her again and couldn’t help notice the lawyer sitting in the waiting room watching them as he drew back. It was her opposing counsel. He grinned and kissed her like it was with his last dying breath. Mine it said, hands and eyes off.

“Bye. Be safe please.” She said, her voice quavering.

“Always.” As the doors closed she let the steadying breath out. His last kiss left her lightheaded and swimming in arousal.

She straightened herself and walked back to the office as if nothing had just transpired. She saw the look her admin gave her and chuckled. Gustaf has ruined her, poor kid.

“Hi Lucas, come on back.” She said cheerfully, there was no stopping the smile.

Lucas waited until they were in the conference room alone before asking.

“So you’re dating a Skarsgård?” He asked quietly.

“I am, however that’s not up for discussion, even an off the record discussion.” She said firmly.

“You know his history?” Lucas asked, he was concerned and he was also painfully in love with her. What did the junkie have that he didn’t he wondered.

“Lucas, I appreciate your concern, but yes, I do know his history, and I’ll say it again, it’s not up for discussion.” She glared at him. He knew that glare. “My private life and who I choose to date is none of anyone’s business, including yours. Drop. It.”

He put his hands up in an I surrender. “I just want to see you happy Sil. The kids...”

“Are fine.” She snapped cutting him off and glared at him over her glasses. “And I am happy.” She said with a smile and a finality he knew all to well. “Deliriously. Now, let’s talk depositions.” She opened the file he’d placed on the table and pushed her anger down. “Also, don’t call me Sil, you know I fucking hate it.” She glared at him and he knew he’d crossed a line.

She walked Lucas out and closed the door to her office for a brief moment breathing out a shaky sigh. Where the fuck did he get off she thought, the anger bubbling up? She got the whole looking out for her thing but where the fuck did he get off? She was a grown ass woman, raising her brothers four kids, in love with a man that had given her more in the past few months than anyone had ever done throughout her entire life, with the exception of her brother. It irritated her when people stuck their nose into her business, her private life.

She was responsible for the safety of those kids not Lucas. And in what fucking universe did he think it was ok to call her Sil, only her brother got to call her that? Her inner fury was interrupted by Gustaf’s tone and she smiled, he’d landed.

“Hi lovely lady.” He murmured, she could hear the smile in his voice.

“Hi.” She breathed out relieved, and tried to contain the anger in her voice.

“You ok?” He asked. Fuck she thought the man picked up on that anger and frustration from one word, damn it he knew her too well.

“Yeah, just shit, I’ll be ok, can we talk about it when you get home?” She asked quickly.

“Of course. Unless you want me to phone in later tonight and we can chat? Get it off your chest so it’s not eating at you?” Please, he thought, please let me in love, he pleaded silently.

“Yeah ok. I’m sorry.” She didn’t want to tell him about Lucas because, well, all males got possessive and pissy when another male either showed interest or upset their woman. She knew Gustaf would be no different and with the Ana stuff still hanging over them she didn’t want to spark something while not face to face.

“It’s fine love, together remember?” He had no idea what had upset her but he wouldn’t have it destroying her over the next few days while he was away.

“Ok.” She breathed out, feeling somewhat better that he would be there to listen.

“Whatever it is love we’ll tackle it together. Breathe.” He said softly, and smiled when she let the stressed out breath she was holding whoosh out. “I have a dinner meeting tonight. I’ll call after, around ten or so?”

“I’ll be up.” She scoffed. “Reading as usual.”

“I had no doubt.” He chuckled. “I miss you Sildie.” He said softly.

“I miss you too, so ridiculously.” She chuckled. “I have to go my four o’clock is here.” She said as her next client walked in the door.

“I’ll call you tonight love.”

“Ok, Bye.” She hung up, squared her shoulders, and got back to business. She couldn’t let this minor hiccup derail her or the progress her and Gustaf had made in the past week.

Gustaf tapped his phone in his hand thinking while they drove to the hotel. His thoughts ran to the worst case scenario that someone had heard them fooling around in her office and she had been fired, but she was still at work so maybe that wasn’t it. It wasn’t grief either, he knew that sound in her voice and this was more annoyance and irritation than grief. He’d give her the time this afternoon to chew on it before prying it from her, it was how her brain worked. She needed time to process it before she dealt with it.

The remainder of her day went by quickly and without fuss, just how she liked it. The kids were a little down as they came home knowing Gustaf wouldn’t be there tonight. However their faces lit up when he squeezed a quick five minute call in before his dinner meeting to talk to them.

She stayed in the kitchen while they had their time with Gustaf. Her heart lightened hearing the laughs and jokes fly between them, Lily perched on Brendan’s lap squealing a dad dad at him. His laugh was relaxed, unrestrained. Sildie grinned, he was moving past it all, finding that peace he craved, he deserved.

Dinner was happier, the call with Gustaf being just what they needed. Reassureance, that connection with him, that they were important, that he cared. Finn came out to her well after she’d tucked them in and wrapped his arms around her tightly.

“You ok kiddo?” She said ripping her glasses off. She was a little concerned as he’d gone to bed without fuss.

“Yep, I just promised Gustaf I’d give you big hugs from him before bed because you’d miss him hugging you.” He said and hugged her again. “I forgot to do that before bed.”

Her heart got stuck in her throat. “You give the best hugs.” She said softly and hugged him tightly.

“Do you miss him?”

“Gustaf?” She asked and the kid nodded. “Very much. But he has work to do, just like me, and just like you have school. It’ll get easier.” She hoped, fuck she hoped it did because today seemed harder than the ones before it.

“Night Ama, love you.”

“Love you too. Back to bed now, straight to sleep.” She watched him go and smiled, Gustaf had tried to ease them into this separation and her heart swelled.

She was deeply in lawyer land when he called.

“There’s my beautiful lawyer.” He said as his face popped up on the screen. Damn she missed him, that smile, those crows feet she desperately wanted to rub her thumb over. “Sorry it’s so late love, I got tied up.” He said as she looked at the clock, it was just after eleven.

“It’s ok I’m still reading.” She smiled and put her work to the side. She picked up the laptop and moved it to the kitchen counter so she could make tea. “Everything go ok for you?”

“It was fine, those meetings are always laid back.”

“Thank you for calling earlier, the kids were miserable on the way home knowing you weren’t going to be here tonight.” She said gently. “I miss you.” Her voice was quiet.

“I miss you too love.” He could see it, the sadness that they were miles apart. “I figured they would be feeling a little down. They doing better now?”

“Yes, they’re good. We had another long talk about you being away for work. It’ll be fine, with time it’ll get easier.” She sighed. “I hope.”

“I’m sorry love.” He knew it was tougher on the kids, which by default made it harder on Sildie.

“Don’t be. You’re doing what you love. Never apologize for that.” She looked at him and he nodded. She wouldn’t be that person, she wouldn’t be Ana.

“So what got under your skin and irritated you love?” He asked carefully.

“Fuck where do I start!” She huffed as the kettle boiled.

“Start with what happened after I left that put that anger in those beautiful eyes.” He said gently. He would listen, he wouldn’t get upset, he had to be her rock just as she was his when he was feeling the same way.

“I was irritated when someone poked their nose into my private life. It’s none of their fucking business who I date and even if it was they don’t get to tell me to be careful because of your past history. And they certainly don’t get to try to throw the kids in the conversation.” She felt the fury bubble up. Ok maybe she was angrier about it than she first thought.

“I’m assuming the mention of my history was prior to my sobriety?” He asked carefully. It wasn’t a secret he’d been a party animal along with the drugs and alcohol and women.

“I didn’t ask for them to elaborate. It’s none of their fucking business, or mine for that matter.” She grumbled.

“I’m an open book with you Sildie, if you want to know something you only have to ask.” He looked at her and saw her shoulders relax.

“I know.” She breathed out. “I know you’ll answer anything I ask about that side of your life but to be honest I don’t need to know. That was then, this is now, and you’re sober. That’s all that matters.”

“Look at me love.” He said gently as his heart swelled to bursting at her trust in him. He continued when she did. “Most people, look for the bad in everything, in everyone. It’s worse for those of us in the limelight. I don’t give a shit what they say about me Sildie, because I know the truth and I know what I am now. I’ve moved on from that part of my life. I’m sober and that allows me to be with you. I know what happens if I slip up and I have absolutely no intention of allowing that to happen.” His tone was low and soft, not a hint of anger and it soothed her. “Ever.”

“But what right does he have to fucking stick his nose into our business, your past?”

“Absolutely none, and I’m assuming you told him as much.” He was struggling to stay calm when he wanted to know who the guy was and rip him apart for making her feel this way. He had his suspicions who it was but couldn’t be sure.

“I did.” She breathed out and scrubbed a hand over her face. “Rather abruptly.” She poured her tea and took the laptop back to the table to sit. “Even though he was one of Quinn’s best friends it doesn’t give him the right to ask those questions and pry.” She spat half heartedly.

“No it doesn’t.” He let the anger dissipate, he had to tread carefully here. The fact it tied back to her brother was a recipe for potential disaster. “Can I ask you something?”

“Anything.” She shrugged and sipped her tea.

“Are you talking about opposing counsel?” He asked, keeping the irritation out of his voice. Willed his body to stay relaxed and neutral even though it was as taught as a bow string. Jealousy was an ugly emotion and he knew deep down he had no need to be feeling it.

“Opposing counsel?” She looked puzzled until the penny dropped. The only opposing counsel he would know was Lucas from the Meyertech case. “Yes, Lucas. Sorry, it took me a bit to put two and two together, you haven’t officially met him yet.” She said quietly.

“Not yet.” He growled, and it wasn’t that seductive growl that made her wet either. This was primal and exactly why she was hesitant in mentioning him. “You know he’s sweet on you.” He said half joking, half wanting to beat the guy bloody.

“I know.” She said watching him carefully.

His eyebrow shot up. “You know?” He huffed out trying desperately to keep that jealousy he felt well and truly out of it and under control.

“Yes. Lucas and I went to university together with Quinn.” She told him. “Are you jealous?” She asked seriously the lawyer surfacing. She wasn’t about to let this get out of hand and she knew, just knew, this went back to Ana.

“I don’t know. Do I need to be?” He said honestly. “The look he gave you as he walked away said enough of what he’d like to have happen between you two.”

“I know exactly what he wants to happen between us Gustaf. I’m not completely oblivious.” She said sternly, she wouldn’t let this get out of hand while they were miles apart. “He’s always has a thing for me. He asked while we were at university, before I left for the US, every time I came back for a visit, and he asked when I first came home to Sweden for the kids, it will be the same answer now as it was then, no.” She watched him carefully. “An unequivocal no.” She didn’t want to have this conversation over the phone but it looked as though they were having it regardless. “I don’t want him Gustaf, I’ve never wanted him.” She looked at the man she adored, the vulnerability in those dusty blue eyes making her heart sink.

“I’m just being stupid aren’t I?” He huffed, a little disgusted at himself for ever doubting her, for ever feeling that jealousy.

“Not stupid, honest, and I appreciate it. Just, please don’t punch him or anything. He’s a good guy, great lawyer, and was one of my brothers best friends.” She said and he nodded.

“I won’t. Unless he steps over a line.” He looked at her, the promise heavy in his words.

“Then he’ll get a fist in the mouth from me first and he fucking knows it.” The slight smirk on his face making her feel slightly better.

“It’s just, the way he looked at you sent me from I’m fine to jealous madman in a blink.” He felt ashamed that he’d even thought those ugly thoughts. “It’s a guy thing.” He huffed.

“I just want you love. I know this is what Ana did to you, isn’t it?” She asked gently already knowing his answer. “The games she’d play?”

“Yes.” He choked it back, that bitter taste of betrayal in his mouth.

“If I wanted to be with Lucas I would be, but I don’t. I just want you love, that hasn’t changed.” She watched him carefully.

“I know.” He said softly.

“We good?”

“The best. Let it be done now ok?” Done until he came face to face with Lucas. “Thank you.” He said gently.

“What for?” She huffed.

“For protecting me, my private life.” He said gently and her eyes snapped to his. “Not many have, outside of my immediate family.”

“I... of course.” His slight smile made her belly uncoil. The stress of the conversation lessening.

“Please don’t let it bother you love.” He said gently. “Unfortunately there’ll be more of it once word gets out that we’re dating.”

“I figured, I just got so mad when he made assumptions that he had no right to make and no information to back any of it up.” She breathed out letting the last of it out. “Anyway, thanks for hearing me out.”

“Anytime love.”

“And thanks for not getting all male over it.”

His laugh made her smile. “Getting all male?”

“Yes.” She giggled. “Like the beating of chests and dick measuring.” She grinned.

“The only dick measuring we’ll be doing love is me thrusting inside you and fitting snugly.” He growled.

“You know my office still smells like sex.” She quipped with a grin.

“Good.” He winked. “You’re beautiful Sildie.”

“Only to you.”

“You should get to bed, you have to be up early love.” He said gently, he was hoping she would rest now.

“Yeah I’m beat. I miss you. It sounds corny and it’s only for tonight and tomorrow night but...” She shrugged. “I’m not going to sleep well either without you here.”

“I miss you too love and I know I won’t sleep well either. Well, maybe better because I have this.” He held up her g string from today.

“So that’s where it went, I should’ve known.” She smirked. “I looked for that damn thing for nearly an hour freaking out that someone would find it.”

“It smells just like you love.” His tone low and silky. “I can’t wait for this weekend.” He growled.

“Me either. I have plans.” She winked.

“Oh do you now?”

“Mmm hmm, plans and moves.” She purred.

“Well then, the weekend better hurry it’s ass up.”

“You better go sleep then.” He quipped.

“Yeah, you too love. I’ll try and call in the morning for the kids.”

“Ok.” She yawned. “If you can’t it’s ok.”

“I’ll try. Go sleep love.”

“You too.”

Hanging up was always the hardest. He closed the laptop and breathed out. Their conversation went better than he’d hoped. He wouldn’t punch Lucas but if he crossed her again they would be having words. He wouldn’t see someone use his past, his history, to fuck with her or the kids, even if the intention was looking out for their best interests.

He showered and climbed into bed, her g string wrapped around his hand. Damn he missed her, that warm lush body against him, the smell of her hair. He fell into sleep a little while later with thoughts of their weekend and how he would say those words she deserved to hear.

Sildie crawled into bed at one. She hadn’t gone straight to bed because she knew it would be cold and he wasn’t there to snuggle into. She’d hidden his white dress shirt he’d worn last week, the one that she’d fucked him in. It still smelled like him and she breathed deeply as she settled. Sleep and exhaustion took her in moments.

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Shance Fic Recs

Well, while I was in my AO3 profile, I realized how many bookmarks I have! So I've decided to make fic recommendation lists. [This list will have other parts, and I include fics with Kuro and Sven]

1- Black to Blue by PuppetMaster55

Lance, the undisputed (no longer, since he finally got the team to stop questioning his position like a month ago) leader of Voltron finds himself in the absolute strangest scenario: being the Blue Paladin.

Lance, still finding his place on team Voltron, wakes up to the weirdest world: one where he's the Black Paladin.

OR, I take a universe where Lance was always the Black Paladin and have him swap bodies with canon Lance, throwing both sets of teams for a trip.

[This fic is the beginning of a series in process, super recommended]

2- Black & Blue by starboyshiro (this author writes a lot of love to Shiro)

“Something wrong, babe? Did you have a bad day or something?” Shiro asks, plopping down on the couch next to Lance.

“Nothing happened, I'm just looking at all of these cute cats thinking about how much I want one, but can't have one.” Lance frowns, resting his head on Shiro's shoulder as he continues to scroll through Instagram.

Shiro can't stand to see his boyfriend upset. That's been a proven fact since Day One of their relationship. It's only natural that when Lance mentions his disappointment at never owning a cat, Shiro goes above and beyond to cheer him up…

3- I Fold by starboyshiro [Explicit]

“Do you even know who I am?”

“Am I supposed to?”

“Most people around here do.”

An intense poker game turns into a rather steamy night. Can this scrawny grad student handle the force of the famous journalist Takashi Shirogane?

4- Is That A Bowl Of Popcorn In Your Lap Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? by munchiesafterdark [Explicit]

“How many bags should I do?” Shiro called, waving the four unopened packs in his hand at Lance questioningly.

“I think two should be fine,” Lance shrugged. “We can always pop more if… we…” He trailed off, train of thought vacating the station as Shiro turned his back to him to put the remaining packs of popcorn into the cabinets. His hips swayed to an unheard rhythm, defined muscles flexing as he reached up and slid the popcorn into place on the top shelf. Lance’s eyes trailed down to the V of his back, the sweats hanging low enough for him to spot the curve of his round ass. Yet another anomaly of those pants was the manner in which they accentuated his bottom while still remaining baggy around his legs.

The obnoxious ding of the microwave nearly startled Lance out of his skin. His shift on the couch must have been audible, Shiro raised a brow at him over his shoulder, a cocky smirk crossing his lips as he leaned over to retrieve the finished bag of popcorn.

Fuck, he was toying with him! Well, two could play that game!

5- Nasty Smoothie by strawberrylovely

Lance works in a smoothie shop. Twice a week, a certain customer comes in and orders a nasty smoothie. Lance is head over heels.

6- A Hit and A Miss (tletoe) by strawberrylovely

Basically, Lance goes to a party with Hunk and blows his friend a kiss. However, he wasn’t expecting the cute stranger standing in front of Hunk to think the kiss was for him.

7- you should let me (love you) by godsensei

There’s something in the bathtub. Suddenly, Lance is pissed at his past self for watching so many horror movies with creepy shower scenes. He’s certainly too young and beautiful to die like this, right?

Right, totally.

He hesitates, but creeps forward, peeking slowly behind the curtain.

Hm. There’s a hot guy in there.

8- just call me daddy by proletaricat [Explicit and omegaverse]

It's the typical a/b/o story - someone's off their suppressants, surprise heats, bam sex! Except this time Lance escapes capture with the help of Hunk and Shiro has to apologize for his behavior later, interrupting Lance in the middle of his Altean telenovela. Then they bang. It's... it's basically just a PWP with daddy kink and knotting.

9- Sometimes Playing Around with the Occult Can Turn Out Well (Like... REALLY well) by gorgawesome [Explicit]

Lance had the best costume prepared for this Halloween Party. He was totally gonna slay and finally get laid for the first time in MONTHS!

Except it's Halloween Night and he's stuck looking after the family bookstore, because local robberies or something. Honestly? He was too busy pouting to be listening.

Can an awful, boring night turn for the better? Yes. Yes, it can.

10- I found religion between your thighs by KillTheDirector [in process]

He had been topside for over four decades, enjoying the freedom he never had down in the pit. Routines were established then broken then reestablished, but Shiro abided by them because that’s what kept him alive.

Then he met a witch that was more suited to being an incubus than him.

11- One Symbol Off by Silas_Writes [Explicit]

anonymous whispered: Incubus/succubus shiro and witch lance use summoning circles and potions inappropriately

12- To Seduce the Seducer by singtolife [Explicit]

At a college party, Shiro meets Lance, and they hit it off immediately. Only to find out after they have sex that this amazingly sexy guy was a little too good to be true.

13- Blue Skies in Stockholm by Shanced [Explicit, non-con and Kuro]

Lance gets captured by Shiro (who was fused with Kuro by Haggar) and the rest is self indulgent kinky sex. Lance gets raped and wrecked by Shiro and develops Stockholm syndrome, or the likes of it, Shiro can apparently unfuse with Kuro and they have a really good time.

14- Treadmill by kitausu

At 2 minutes of torture in, Lance heard the buzz/click noise of someone’s electronic key activating and opening the door to the gym. And of course, because this was Lance’s life, Hunk had pushed him onto a treadmill with a mirror right in front, affording him an absolutely stunning view of the man walking through the door.

Had Lance loved till now? He was pretty sure that he had never even felt an emotion before seeing the beautiful male specimen reflected beside his face in the mirror.

or, Lance waxes poetic about Shiro's everything, and Hunk set it all up in the first place.

15- Black & Blue & Red All Over by thesynapticsnap

When Lance shows up to the gym with a limp and covered in bruises, Shiro assumes the worst (spoiler: It’s nothing bad! Nor anything kinky, surprisingly).

16- Car Door Blues by ShiekahKami

Shiro never would have expected that accidentally knocking that cute guy out could change his life for the better.

17- Give It a Shance by YonaDawn [in process]

The domestic life of Shance. At least until they become Twitter and Youtube famous. Then it's a wild domestic life.

18- Bowling for Balls? by EllaAniMine

They were just supposed to be bowling... It was harmless fun, or it was supposed to be.

Lance thought he was being funny, but a message that was supposed to be a joke was sent, and now Lance isn't laughing.

19- llévame si quieres by kalakauuas

Shiro takes his dogs to the park and meets the world’s cutest uncle and his niece.

"Lance and his little niece, petting Shiro’s dog, looking soft and serene; it’s like nothing could ever be truly wrong in the world if this is able to happen. What Shiro wouldn’t give to have this sight in front of him over and over again. He scratches Sirius behind the ears, and gets a reassuring lick in return as an act of solidarity. You’ve got this. Man’s best friend, for real."

20- (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2 by starboyshiro

Lance and Shiro decided to expand their little family and adopt a dog. What they name him is rather questionable.

21- You're Worth More by AbandonedLibrary

Lance wanted to prove his pod his worth after that jackass rolo came in with black pearls in hand.

As the pearl expert in the group he needed to keep his name sake.

Though... Lance learned there are things worth more than pretty pearls.

22- Curiosity Caught a Cat by c0cunt

Shiro has been distancing himself from his friends and family for a long time. All he really has now is Matt's cat, Zekrom. At least, until a man crashes into his balcony to pet his cat.

23- Head Over Heels by saecchii [Kemonomimi and Explicit]

Shiro gains a new roommate, who he is absolutely smitten with.

24- Stray Cats by kitausu

Lance is really enamored with the cute guy who keeps coming into his pet store and buying WAY too much cat food.

or, Shiro moves into a new apartment and sees how many strays there are in the parking lot and just HAS to feed them.

25- Kiss the Bees by kitausu

Lance is smitten with the beekeeper next door.

26- BlueVoice by kitausu [Explicit]

Lance runs a relatively popular voice RP blog and one day hears his own voice coming out of the headphones of the really hot guy next to him at the gym.

27- Change of Plans by kitausu

When Shiro is left at the alter, he decides to go on his honeymoon alone. Enter Lance, the man Shiro had hired to take him and his would-be bride on a month long tour of Europe.

28- To The Grooms by AChapterCanBeABook

There is no better way to celebrate the best day of your life than reminiscing with the people who you love the most and who have been with you through nearly every step in your life. Let's not forget a little bit of embarrassment which goes along with best men speeches, especially if your best man is your brother and the other best man is his accomplice in this whole thing. nevertheless, it doesn't fail in livening up a wedding as well as making in just that much more sentimental.

29- Tell the Truth by thesynapticsnap

Lance is bitten by a 'love bug', turning him into a blushing, stammering mess around his crush- Shiro. Shiro helps him deal with the negative side effects, learning more about Lance's crush and considering his own feelings as they talk.

30- Guess Again by thesynapticsnap

Keith confronts Lance about something he witnessed during a team mind-melding exercise…too bad he’s got the wrong culprit.

31- Smooth by thesynapticsnap

Lance’s first meeting with Shiro doesn’t go as planned – it turns out so much better than he expected.

32- Blind Date by kitausu

“What’s the crisis? I thought you had a blind date? Didn’t go well?”

Lance wailed, collapsing into the couch with a dramatic sigh.

“Yesss, Hunk. He’s too handsome. He’s just so hot. You would not believe what he did to me. I still can’t believe it.”

or, Lance goes on a blind date and can't handle how hot Shiro is.

33- SandMan by Might_suck_but_thats_ok

Shiro goes on a blind date with Lance.

34- Lucky by zombiegardener

Shiro accidentally tells Keith that he's dating one of his frenemies from high school over a Saturday morning phone call, because how is this his life?

35- Boundaries by zombiegardener

It's really hard to keep a relationship secret when you're making out in the middle of a hallway.

36- beauty queen on the silver screen (living life like i'm in a dream) by heavenlyrare

What do you give to someone who already holds the world in their palms?

The sweaters Shiro’s mom knits him every Christmas actually serves a greater purpose for once.

37- Text Me by strawberrylovely

Shiro, trying to get away from two girls who won't stop flirting with him, sits down next to a stranger who he pretends is his boyfriend. The stranger, who has pretty blue eyes, goes along with it.

38- Undateable by strawberrylovely

Lance just wishes someone would date him. Shiro offers to do just that.

39- Black Friday by strawberrylovely

Lance is gonna get that stand mixer. Unless of course a handsome stranger gets to it first.

40- Midnight Tradition by strawberrylovely

Lance goes to a New Years party and meets a guy named Shiro. They may be strangers, but they kiss at midnight anyway. After the party, Lance doesn’t think he’ll ever see Shiro again. That is until the next New Years party when the two meet again and a tradition starts.

Parts 1 / 2 / 3

#vld #voltron #shance #fic rec #lance mcclain #takashi shirogane #shiro/lance #vld kuron #vld kuro

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kr-i · 5 years

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how bout YOU do a-z, huh?! (i am genuinely curious tho so 👀)

I wonder why you’d be so curious…

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Clingy. Clingy as all hell. Admittedly due to the fact that he’s lost so much, Sans is the biggest cuddler you’d find after sex because he’d only ever do it with someone he holds dear.B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Admittedly? Sans really doesn’t like his body. He hates it. The closest thing he has to a favorite is his ribs? Which is a weird thing but he makes sure every part of him shines. For his partner? Cute booty. Cutey babooty.C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He’s pretty… uh, productive. He’s also not a fan of.. well, outward orgasms, y’know? Too much of a mess.D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Swat his skinny as and he’ll pop a boner (heh) right there. E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s done it once. He’s very much an amateur and it’d admittedly show. F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He’s a vanilla bitch. Missionary or maybe doggystyle. G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Honestly, he’d probably be pretty goofy. Because if you’re doing it with him then he’s probably open enough to be genuinely funny instead of doing it as a defense mechanism.H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

[leans into the mic] he’s a fucking skeleton, mate. wdym?I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s very romantic, in fact. Endless praise, pecks, kneading? The works.J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Doesn’t admittedly like it. Maybe if his partner wants to watch but besides that? Nah. Bones don’t feel that hot, y’know?K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Nips. Nothing serious, of course, but feeling someone nip his neck is stimulating as heck. It’s surprisingly soft despite being bone.L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Honestly? Nice private place in a park or something, staring at the stars. He’d always wanted to see them again and every day he can? He’ll take it.M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Like I said, nipping or a good swat to the bum riles him up. Admittedly, just a loving partner is sure to get him goin’.N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything with serious pain or injury. The farthest he’d go is maybe pinning to the wall somewhat harshly or a good smack on the ass.O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He’s happy to go either way. Head buried between thighs or petting his partner’s head, y’know? He’s pretty damn good with his tongue, too.P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual. He wants to make it last just so they can be together longer. He’s a softie.Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Maybe every now and again, though it can’t beat cuddling while it happens.R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Sure, if his partner wants, though he might be a hair squeamish.S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Haha, bold of you to assume he can’t go forever. Though, for real, without any complications? He could genuinely go as many as his partner wants.T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He has one whole dildo tbh and it’s for if his partner wants it.U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They like sensual teasing. Slow rubbing along their body, his body, maybe some nuzzles and nipping. Again, a softie.V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s fairly quiet to start off, though you know he’s getting pleased when he starts letting out these shockingly deep growls for his thin stature.W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Seeing his partner in lingerie would literally slay him.X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He can hide it with some magic but he’s packing a good 9 inches. Nearly double the average. Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Fairly so-so. He’s not really gonna be wanting it every week but he’d be wanting maybe once every month or two at most.Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Again, because of his stamina, he really doesn’t fall asleep until he’s sure his partner has. He’d just like to savor the tender moment with them.

#suggestive //#man he's... fucking soft #vibrantsouled #{ Whoopee Cushion ;; About/HCs }

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violetosprey · 6 years

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BTD2 My thoughts on Cain

I covered my thoughts long ago on all of the “Till Death Do Us Part” game characters, but I never really took the time to talk about my thoughts about the main series “Boyfriend to Death” characters. I have actually talked about many of these characters through various different posts. But otherwise, there haven’t been that many posts dedicated specifically to certain BTD characters.

These posts will mostly be about my own opinions and views (a rough analysis more than anything). I may end up focusing on multiple aspects of the character, or just one particular one if I think it defines them best (we’ll see). For those that have read some of my other posts, there likely WILL be some thoughts I’ve stated before that I’ll simply be re-iterating here. But there may also be some new stuff in here if it happens to come to mind, or because I’ve simply not had the time before to go over such a topic.

It will take a while to get through all 8, so please have some patience and just check back later if it looks like I don’t have a post up yet for a character you’re really interested in. I will also be talking through these under the assumption that you’ve played/read all the routes (so I might mention but not go into explicit detail on a scene).

*major spoilers below, and this is stupid long…like anything I write*

Fun fact: Cain is my second favorite character in the entire BTD/TDDUP series. The ONLY reason he isn’t my #1 favorite is because I have an intense love for villainous male yanderes, so Marcus just has an unfair advantage here. If Marcus did not exist though, Cain would be my favorite hands down.

In some ways, Cain is very straightforward in regards to his characters. He’s THE bad guy. If he were in another video game or story, he’d likely be the final boss to defeat. His powers are ridiculous, he’s nearly 3000 years old I think, and I think his creator has implied that he’s not a fan of working under others. He’s had to as a torturer, but hasn’t seemed to like it (though maybe it depends on the other person/character). If his character just came off as too OP to you when playing BTD2, well that’s probably because he’s not supposed to be a push-over :P And the MC of all things in the game is CERTAINLY not a character implied to be anywhere near his caliber to take him on. What’s more, Cain can be considered a bad guy for the VAST majority of his life, and he shows no regrets whatsoever as to the monster he’s become.

Another fun fact is, I actually didn’t make the connection at first upon Cain’s introduction that he’s the Cain from the story of Cain and Abel. You do get some dialogue in BTD2 from Cain about his origins there, but in the event that someone is not familiar with the importance of this background, I’ll dip in a little here. Basically, in the bible you have the first humans, Adam and Eve, and their first sons following that were Cain and Abel. I’m not incredibly familiar with the full story myself, but what happened was the brothers needed (or maybe wanted- don’t remember) to make a tribute to God. Cain was a farmer, so he presented some of his harvest as tribute. Abel was a shepherd, so he slayed some of his livestock and presented it as a sacrifice to God. Between the two gifts, God preferred Abel’s. After this, Cain then murdered Abel. The significance here would be that following this tale of early human creation, that would make this the first act of human murder. So what Cain represents is the origin of one of the most extreme acts of violence on another human being. And when you ask Cain about his feelings on the matter in BTD2, he STILL does not regret murdering his brother after all these years. Apparently the bible doesn’t fully goes in Cain’s motives (so it’s fitting that in BTD2 it’s also left to the imagination), but jealousy is a common theory.

So the Cain we know of BTD2 was punished, marked, and sent to hell I believe. While likely being punished himself, he served a torturer in hell when needed. If you checked through ElectricPuke’s tumblr, you’ll also learn that he would have been used for big events of depression or war such as the black plague and the crusades. Most of the time, Cain was kept in line by the more powerful fallen angels in hell. He’s arguably one of the strongest villains, but not THE strongest person basically (Sam who pops up in one ending was confirmed stronger, but just is held back by rules and restrictions). Recently though, he was able to escape, and he does not plan to go back.

So what’s he do now that he’s out? Repent for his sins and come to terms with his years of torture to try to be a better person and go on a long journey of enlightenment *eyes sparkle*? Pfft, nope. He goes straight to tormenting humanity (likely both small scale and large scale, depending on his mood and what he can get away with without being caught) because that’s what he enjoys the most. That’s the thing about Cain. He does show moments in the game where he’s quiet, thoughtful, and perhaps even lonely. But when you look at him as a whole, he’s just a sadist that does whatever he wants to do. He’s a VERY charming character, but it’s best not to be fooled by this man. Sweet words may just end up being his way of manipulating someone, tempting them, into doing what he wants. He does this frequently throughout the game actually, encouraging you to join tell him your sins, join him in the bath, drink his wine, or join him on the balcony. But if you go back to many of these scenes and see what they lead into (often Cain getting rough and causing harm to the MC), you realize in your attempt to reach out towards the rose…that you forgot about the thorns underneath. Maybe that’s another reason Cain likes roses :P

The complexity to Cain lies in the fact that he’s difficult to figure out…especially when you NEED to figure him out to live. Cain is very fickle, and he gets bored fairly easily. On one hand, he does whatever he wants, and he’s most pleased when he’s tormenting someone. But he does have to still be careful about where he wanders because the other fallen angels ARE looking for him to a degree. And Damien’s aware of Cain’s reappearance and is prepping for whenever Cain decides to start causing mass genocide for the heck of it. How much damage Cain has caused since he’s gotten out btw, I’m not sure. We only know that the MC isn’t his first victim since getting out since apparently he likes to text “weird pictures” to Damien. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say these “pictures”…are likely of his victims after he’s done something horrific to them. Just a guess, but I’d bet good money on that :P

Back to what I was saying though, Cain is still restricted as to where he can go and how often. Damien can’t beat him, sure, but the other angels that can beat him he’s smart enough to avoid. He has to hide away in Tartarus for…who knows how long at a time honestly. That’s not something we learn in the game or are given hints to. Soooo Cain is even MORE bored when he has to sit around his house all day. He can read books, but he’ll probably end up reading his same stuff over and over again to the point where it’s unenjoyable. So what’s he decide he wants to do? Cain wants a pet (and he is the worst pet owner in the world).

Let’s face it, pets are companions that give you something else to focus on in your day-to-day routine and help even ease away some loneliness. But he’s Cain, so a fish, bird, dog or cat isn’t going to cut it for him. Why settle for smaller creatures like those when he could grab something that he can make conversation with, indulge in sexual pleasures…and listen to them scream when he tortures them? Cain makes it VERY clear that he sees the MC as nothing but a toy to him. You may not be a dog, but you’re just Pet 2.0 at best to him. He really doesn’t seem to have a high opinion of humans either honestly. Despite having been one, Cain’s not really all the impressed with what he sees. It’s not like Rire, who Darqx has stated likes humans and prefers to torment them over demons because it’s more interesting to watch something that’s so obviously inferior to you try to fight back. Cain does also like a victim that puts up a fight, but when he says the MC is “interesting,” it’s not explicitly because they are human. Actually, I forget who put up the post, but someone figured out that if you name yourself “Ashe,” then you get a few dialogue changes suggesting MC ISN’T human in this case (it’s a reference’s to Gato’s angel character you meet at the river). Cain can also turn you into a demon or a fallen angel, so he really doesn’t care about keeping you human. So if you wanted to think up an OC to use for Cain’s route, probably any species would work as long as it’s weaker than him (which would….probably be 98% of creatures that come across him anyway).

I fully believe Cain when he says his intention is to kill you in the end. While he’s looking for something more long term than when Rire “plays” with his victims, Cain’s “pets” just wouldn’t last very long. First off, trying to please him is infuriating. If you stay silent right after he’s kidnapped you, he’s unimpressed and kills you by ripping his tongue out. He gets furious if you yell back at him and storm off the kitchen, even calling you a child. Yet he likes if you say you’re not going to roll over for him when you take a bath together, and he gets turned on when you bring a knife and try to stab him. It seems if you want to survive Cain, you have to hit JUST the right notes of feisty and entertaining, while not going too far into a defiant state that's just too obnoxious for the nearly 3000 year old fallen angel to deal with. I myself, just kept getting abandoned and killed by Sam XD I never made him happy enough on my own. It doesn’t help that he’s one of the two characters where you don’t see his heart changes until the very end either. Kudos to whoever figured out those survival endings where you end up with Cain (alive I mean).

Speaking of his age…good luck with either of you relating to each other. That’s one of the hurdles here too if you’re trying to survive. I’ve always said that Cain is more likely to hold sympathy for you than someone like the demon king Rire, because Cain used to be human. That being said, there’s not a whole lot of sympathy for him to give. Like I said, he doesn’t really seem impressed with humans. And one difficulty with relationships where there are rather large age gaps is how life experiences and events (past and current) shape one’s personality and views. Basic example is an 18 year old and a 70 year old will have VERY different life goals and obstacles at the point in time of their lives. The 70 year MIGHT be able to relate to some of the 18 year old’s troubles since they’d have already experienced them, but at the same time they could just wave off those troubles saying “oh that’s not so bad, wait until you have to worry about this.” Meanwhile, the 18 year old of course isn’t going to be able to relate to later difficulties in life that the 50 year old has faced. I know I’m getting a little weird here, and you’re probably thinking “18 and 70 year old in a relationship? That’d be a disaster.” Well now the old man is nearly 3000 years old…you think he cares that much about your college exams, mortgage payments, or taxes you have to pay? Even the MC’s emotional trauma might just seem petty or insignificant to him. And if he picked up say…a 25 year old. You think the 25 year old version of him would have anything in common with a modern day 25 year old? Probably not.

And that’s another thing I like about Cain’s path. Your survival is based on two things: a) Either someone else comes and saves you after you’ve avoided danger long enough or b) your personality and Cain’s end up meshing. If Cain doesn’t care that you’re human, and he doesn’t sympathize or relate to you, you have to hope that you’re the kind of person that’s entertaining and pleasant enough for him. It also might help if the MC is a little masochistic (makes for a better slave) or has some dark thoughts (think of the painting in the one ending). There’s also two different ways this happens. If you get the ending where he turns you into a demon, Puke described that as him making you one of his minions. Whereas the ending where you turns you into a fallen angel, you’re more his equal. So demon ending I see as you are JUST obedient enough to not be boring or obnoxious, but it’s still like he’s just grown attached more to his “pet” to me. Like, he’s kicked you around and harassed you a bit, but when you betray Damien and stay with him on your own he’s like, “Awww that’s adorable. How can I say no to that face?” He’d probably still torture you a bit and keep you in a submissive role (but more playfulness there I suppose?). Is it weird that I could also imagine quiet moments where he’s petting the MC’s head on his lap while he reads a book? Fallen angel ending he’d probably have more respect for you and even treat you as a proper lover, rather than a sex toy.

Going way back to when I said I fully believed Cain when he said he intended to kill you from the start, I think it’s because he doesn’t really expect to end up making everyone he captures a minion or fallen angel (fallen angel probably even less). And let’s say he DOES like a person for quite a while, but never enough to turn them into a minion or fallen angel. He’s probably still eventually going to kill you because he’ll get bored of the same old thing and hasn’t gotten attached to you (this is probably more likely), or because you’re just getting too old to be durable for his torture. Yeah do you think he’d keep someone around when they’re elderly? He’d probably “pet his pet down” much sooner than that. I think he changes someone he REALLY likes into a minion or fallen angel so that they not only become more durable (if he keeps up his sadistic acts) but so they can live longer with him. Humans can barely live to 100. Cain’s so fickle though that my head canon is if he doesn’t grow attached to you after a week of torment, then he just kills you. I don’t think he has the patience to let someone prove themselves to him over a few years. That’s just my opinion though.

I’d have to replay ALL his routes again. Strangely enough despite him saying that he likes a little fight in the MC, it feels like there are more moments where he likes your compliance more. Weird, but I’d have to check into that. Still, with Cain it’s hard to tell whether that compliance just ends up making you too “yes-man” for Cain to really enjoy, or which moments you pick to be feisty won’t end up with you getting your tongue ripped out.

Overall, I think Cain is one of the more interesting characters in the series due to his backstory, charm, consistently evil persona, and survival difficulty. He’s one of the reasons I consider BTD2 more fleshed out than BTD. I know it’s not fair to compare the two games like that since BTD was made very quickly in good humor, but a lot of the characters in BTD2 have a little more to them going on that we get to see in the BTD guys (Strade, Rire, and Akira just doesn’t have as much screentime…I think). And out of the 4 in BTD2, Cain is definitely the most straightforward evil. Nothing really sympathetic about him. I may have said it’s possible that he gets lonely, but “being lonely” doesn’t mean you’re automatically a good person that people should feel bad for right away. Cain has not shown any remorse for what he’s done, and even in the survival endings where you end up with him, he doesn’t imply he’s going to stop being the villain in anyway.

#own post #I am SO sorry this is so long #Apparently I have not let myself talk about Cain enough...#btd2 #cain zeitgeist #electricpuke #horror game #btd

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guerins · 6 years

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Hello, I really love your blog. I always visit it when I am feeling nostalgic. Thank you for being here. What are your favorite Micheal and Maria episodes? I am sorry if you already answered this type of question >

hey! thank you :3 I’m actually working on a little roswell meme so there’s gonna be more nostalgic feels coming your way! lol. I honestly love running this blog so much. I hope I never get tired of it. I always have so much fun being here and talking to the roswell peeps. it’s great fun.

I think I have answered that question before, but whatever, here I go again. I might even give different answers right now, who knows? lol

258 South (OBVIOUSLY. this is IT for them. realizing they have more in common than they thought. they understand each other. in a weird way. in an unexpected way. in a... ‘what is this?’ way. maria is so fucking strong, and fearless and she’s got spunk, you know? and then she’s suddenly vulnerable, and scared about being alone with him, away from home and the way he looks at her when he sees she’s not so tough after all and how his voice is quiet and gentle before he goes to find food and tells her to lock the door. it just... it slays me. AND let’s not forget: ‘not even if you were the last human/alien on earth.’ - ‘There’s gotta be something better out there for me than Roswell, New Mexico.’ Funny thing: the something better they’ve been looking for? They will grow to find it was EACH OTHER.)

River Dog (T H E K I S S) *fun fact: majandra wanted it to look really good so she gave brendan some pointers. in my mind, they totally rehearsed it tons of times*

Heat Wave (♫ ah-ooh, got you where I want you ♫)

The Balance (the episode where michael realized he’s really into maria. he dooooves her *-* he can’t keep denying it. ‘no more running.’ he says to max, but looks at maria when he says it.)

The Toy House ( ‘when I’m around you sometimes I don’t feel like a stone wall anymore.’)

Independence Day (because michael’s in trouble and has nowhere to go, and yet, he finds himself outside maria’s window. ♫ have I got a long way to run ♫ ‘it’s okay. you don’t have to tell me, it’s okay.’)

Disturbing Behavior (michael & maria + roadtrip? sing me the hell up! also, maria TELLING michael that they’re back together and he doesn’t have a say in it, is GOLD)

How The Other Half Lives (the episode where they investigate, chill and then almost get killed. LOVE IT.)

Cry Your Name (greatest boyfriend ever being the gentlest thing ever under the worst situation ever. maria has to be okay. maria has to be calm. maria hates barbacue. she will not deal with lame barbacued chicken on this day of all days. nope. no way. *goes off to caress maria’s face till the end of episode*)

It’s Too Late And It’s Too Bad (michael continues to be the best boyfriend ever. maria freaks out. he compares himself to a garbage disposal. amazing amy advice. goodness-all-around.)

The Departure (you know why. italian food, scooby plates, ‘I want you to see me speech.’ - ‘I can’t go. I finally found home.’ HOME = MARIA. ‘You opened the door and you came out, why? ... You stayed for me.’)

Significant Others (maria’s speech to michael in the bowling alley is EVERYTHING.)

Behind The Music (OH, NO. This is bad. But there’s so much feeling in this episode. And it’s an important one. Also, MARIA’S SINGING = ♥)

Samuel Rising (SANTA AND SNOWFLAKE ARE KISSING! ‘fetch me a snapple!’ ‘and I’ll need a foot rub later, too. thanks.’ ‘I don’t want to be alone.’)

Graduation (the end of the whole long stupid story. but also a new beginning for them. ‘wherever I’m going, whatever I’m doing, just know I’ll always love you.’ -‘my future's here. this is my choice. this is what I want. and whatever that is in the end that's what it'll be but, we're doing it together.’)

I KNOW THAT’S A LOT, BUT I LOVE THEM, OKAY? ♥

Nevertheless, if we’re talking TOP 5, I’d go with

285 South

Independence Day

Cry Your Name

The Departure

Samuel Rising

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45. Part 2

My eyes fluttered open a little and then my eyes slowly closed, feeling Chris’ arms around me and the feeling of his skin against my back. Shifting a little and feeling his member hard against my butt, he is already hard. My smile grew and I began to wiggle myself against Chris, I kept my eyes firmly shut and Chris’ body stiffened “Morning” he said huskily, I couldn’t help but giggle which exposed the fact I am awake. Feeling Chris press a kiss by my ear before moving back “did my moving wake you?” I said innocently knowing I did it on purpose, shifting slowly against his member again “stop acting like you ain’t do it on purpose” Chris grumbled, let me stop annoying him. Turning around in his arms to face Chris, placing a kiss to his cheek “last day of being hairy right? You are shaving this off” Chris grinned at me “yes I am baby, I love you though. Last night was special, it honestly made me happy. I just don’t like disappointing you” shaking my head “never, you don’t disappoint me. I can’t wait to show you off at the Met Gala” I replied rubbing my thumb slowly along his collarbone and then slowly down his chest “I love you” pecking Chris’ lips before disappearing beneath the sheets. I kissed a trail of kisses down his chest, pushing Chris onto his back before I climbed onto him rubbing my breasts against his hard member. Chris’ smile grew “damn baby” Chris said, I then continued kissing my way down, playfully kissing each side of his thighs before gently taking his tip in my mouth.

Groaning out still half asleep, Chris’ large hands try to find my head beneath the sheets, I stopped licking his member and started sliding Chris into my mouth. Slowly I start to bob my head in a rhythm, Chris’ hand finding my head and pressing my head down making me choke a little. Hearing Chris chuckle from above me, I moved back pulling the sheets back “are you trying to ruin my throat” I coughed “sorry, I couldn’t help it. You all angry and red faced, turn around” Chris said, frowning at him in confusion. He shuffled down a little as I turned around, he wrapped his arm around me and dragged me down “I want you to suffocate me” he said before the feel of his tongue began to lick my folds, a sigh came out from my mouth. He began to gently probe his tongue deeper, my hands on his chest trying to not sit on his face fully. His tongue flicking, grazing my clit “fuck” I groaned as Chris’ tongue began to lick circles around my clit, looking down, seeing chris’ dick in front of my face. Leaning forward and took his member into my mouth.

We both grunting, a slight pop left my lips as I pulled his member out from my mouth so I could moan out “shit Chris!” placing his member back in my mouth again, bobbing my head furiously. My hand moved forward and joined my mouth, beginning to rub his balls in contrast. Moaning against his dick in my mouth, my other hand rubbing his member and sucking at the same time “fuck, Robyn. I’m gonna cum” that is what I wanted to hear, picking up speed as I sucked even hard. Seeing his toes curl which indicated he was going to cum in my mouth, his hips bucked and his seeds hitting the back of my throat. Slowing my hand movement, letting Chris cum into my mouth still sucking as he did. I can feel Chris panting against my pussy, moving back. Chris is still recovering as I began to shift myself slightly, sitting up on his face, I want to finish too “I am not done yet, sir” I said sitting on his face, I hope he can breathe. Chris began to lick again, humming into me.

Chris’ member is still hard, I am not even tired. Getting up off of Chris and turning myself facing him, I positioned myself over his member before I slowly forced myself down on him. My walls pushed tightly against him and we both gasped as I sat for a moment trying to get comfortable. Slowly, I began to move myself slowly forward, my hands pressed on Chris’ chest for balance. I began to rock myself forward and back, getting into a rhythm which caused us to both grunt “you feel so good Robyn” Chris gasped as I slid forward again. He tried bucking his hips in time to get the friction, he lifted me up and threw me onto my back “I hate you” I spat, he thrusted into me much faster than I had been in my position. He began thrusting quickly, my eyes rolling back “oh my god” my hand slid down, placing my hand on his butt “Chris!” I screamed out loud losing control of my body.

Pressing a kiss to Junior’ cheek “least you brushed your teeth before kissing him” Chris said from behind me “mhmm, it was only your dick in my mouth” he really needs to shave, his beard is out of control. Looks even worse when he has come out of the shower “you’re a good sucker, I will give you a nine and a half out of ten. Just because I did feel your teeth at one point” squinting my eyes at Chris “nice to see your dry jokes have come back” Junior woke up later than he does but it’s the time difference, it was a good thing though because Chris and I got to have sex “I am one funny nigga though” Junior lifted his head up from me “look at his fat ass legs, it’s ok son. You can still get bitches” Junior turned his face and face planted on my boob “ayyeee, I do that too” moving Junior back “enough of that, you are having bottled milk, sorry” Chris walked off with the towel around his waist, reaching over and yanking his towel off. The towel fell to the floor “your butt is so big Chris” Chris didn’t even turn around, he just leaned down “oh no, go away. That is nasty” nobody want to see that “you took it off” let me go and find some new clothes for my son to wear.

The apartment is so busy right now, my main priority is Junior and Chris because I want them both to be good. Since the apartment got busy Junior has been stuck to me, he dropped his toy on the floor “I am not picking that back up now” Yusef dropped his bag on the floor “we have a lot to do, Junior Brown needs to leave with his daddy” watching my son grab my finger with his hand, he is so good with with holding his head now “I know, get Chris for me, he will be in the bedroom” my make up artists are here too, shaking my finger off of his grip and Junior stared at me like how dare you “I need you to be a good boy for mommy” lifting him up on my lap, holding up his weight as his feet rested on my thighs “I am going to miss you today, I love you so so so much” pressing kisses to his face “what’s up?” Chris said behind me “you need to look after him, bottle feed him” Chris clapped his hands “come to daddy big boy” Chris took Junior from me.

Jen sat across me as the make-up artists did their thing “so did your little talk work? He looks happier but maybe that is because Junior is slapping his face but he looks happy” Jen said, smiling at her “we did, it worked and we had sex in the morning so I am feeling myself today. It’s random but I already can’t wait to have another baby” Jen side eyed me “calm down woman, you need to Christen the first one. I am still not over that I am godparent, oh look your dress is here!” Jen got up half shouting “don’t look yet” Adam said behind me “this needs to be a big reveal, I can’t wait for you to look” I am all nervous and excited at the same time “is it a show stopper? Will it make people be like oh my god, this bitch has returned?” I want this day to go so well, it’s the first time since having Junior and I want people shook.

“Ok, get up and look” I am so excited, getting up from the chair seeing this big gold hued gown “this is an embroidered masterpiece, trimmed in fur and the train is so long but it’s a statement” I looked in shock “this is beautiful” I said in shock, touching the fur trim “I would wear this naked around the home, can I keep it? This is everything, this is going to slay, nobody else has this right?” I asked Adam, he shook his head “only you my queen” nodding my head “this is going to slay, I can’t wait. Oh my god” I paused “oh my god, I can’t have Junior there. How am I supposed to handle the train and Junior at the same time?” this is difficult “you can take it off, you have this pink mini dress under it. Just you worry about slaying, maybe Chris can handle him. You will be around” nodding my head, I clapped my hands as I hugged Adam “this is bomb, thank you so much! This is a statement and is going have those bitches shook” I am pleased with this.

Running my hand over my hair laughing “I don’t think shawty about to be pleased with this” she is going to side eye the fuck out of me “what? JC spat “blonde breezy being back is not a bad thing” I have blonde hair with shave sides around, shaved the beard off. Still have the chin hair “it looks good though, I like it. Do you like it mini Chris?” Ant complimented, Maurice just looked at me and looked away “he knows, he knows mommy about to be like really? Always got to bring back the blonde, brings out the best Chris Brown” JC brushed off the hair from around me “well sir, you are red carpet ready” I have always liked the blonde to be honest, brings out my personality “you got a white suit, blonde hair. What more can we want? Least you have shaven it off” Ant patted my back, he got a point “good looking out bro with the cut” I dapped JC getting up from the chair “you know ya boy always got you” I just need to get dressed now, I think it is time to get ready but I am not sure about Maurice, do I wait on him getting dressed. He hasn’t slept since Robyn gave me him and that was hours ago so I am not sure.

Ant held open the suit jacket, placing my arms in the jacket and Ant pulled the jacket up. He pressed his hands on my shoulders “fresh, suit so fresh. The white is hurting my eyes” laughing as I looked at myself in the mirror “you both good now? I am still like why the fuck, I can’t believe you disrespect your wife’ country but I am happy that you both can work it out. My favourite couple” licking my lips “I felt so bad, she is so good to me and I feel like I let her down. Ant my mind gets the better of me, I feel like I am no good for her. The blogs be putting me down, even about the net worth. They made sure to drag my name in shit, I ain’t let Robyn read that, I just every day see shit about about me. Then we argued I just went crazy on her ass, I just want to be at her level” Ant walked around me “Christopher Maurice Brown, nigga you are just stupid. Why do you care what the blogs say, I see the shit, we see the shit and you both are good for each other. Don’t let your mind make you think that you ain’t better, you two are just so perfect together. I do be seeing though, I see Robyn talking to you, she is always lifting you up and that is a wife. Fuck them, you got the biggest prize. I don’t want to hear it ever again, it’s bullshit!” nodding my head “I feel good in myself, I do now. We spoke last night and she really made me feel like I won at life and I have” Ant Chuckled “yes you have, you got a beautiful wife and son” looking over at Maurice playing with his hands.

Ant held Maurice as I walked out of the room “we going now!?” I half shouted, I know she said she wants to be last but it is getting very late now “she is literally done, don’t you look nice. Yes Christopher” Yusef complimented, I smiled walking into the living area seeing a fur trimmed train “your husband is here” some woman pointed, Robyn turned around and honestly she is the most beautiful person I have ever met “wow” is the first thing that left my lips “it’s like I am seeing my bride again, so beautiful” Robyn giggled placing her hand over her mouth, looking down at the big gown and the huge train “wow, I like it” nodding my head, I don’t know how she is going to walk in that “you’re blonde again, look at you” she pointed, touching the side of my face “and I have shaved, I honestly feel like we about to get married again. Got me speechless” walking around Robyn, looking at the pink mini dress “wow, you might get cold” her shoulders on show “I’ll be ok, you look so handsome. Give me a kiss” Robyn poked her lips out, pecking her lips “I am impressed babe” she really got me, she about to give the world a shock.

Robyn’ train has took all of the SUV, I have half of the train on my lap. Maurice is in the back with Jen, he is asleep. I don’t blame him because he has been awake for so long anyways, stroking the fur trim looking out of the SUV window. I am feeling anxious about this whole thing, everyone is going to be there just staring. They don’t want me there, I am just a spare part. Taking in a deep breath “I can’t do it” I blurted out “do what?” Robyn was quick to ask “this” seeing the huge red carpet leading up the stairs, the rows of cameras, interviewers “turn around the block” Jen shouted from the back “what do you mean Chris?” I am getting an anxiety attack or something, shifting in the seat “breathe Chris, it’s ok” Jen said touching my arm “I can meet you in the back, I am good. You go” I don’t want to look at Robyn, the disappointment in her eyes is going to get to me more “then I am not going without you, no. I am not going” the SUV came to a halt around the block.

Putting the window down, I need air “baby please, talk to me. What happened?” Robyn somehow has moved closer to me, looking over at Robyn “you was so happy earlier, so positive. Why? What happened?” taking in a deep breath “I don’t need to be there, I bring you shit. They will talk about everything I have done, I am not feeling the limelight Robyn and you know it. I be chilling and I get shit, they always find a way to discredit me. I don’t want that for you, you look so beautiful so you go and I meet you inside” Robyn grabbed my hands “no, I want my husband with me. Stop this, why are you being like this. Look at me” dragging my eyes “we are doing this together, I know you don’t fuck with the people I do. This is different but I am telling you now, it is fine in there. I am not walking that red carpet without you, you are just as famous as I am so please, let’s do this together” nodding my head “it will be good Chris, nobody will say anything. Where is that don’t give a shit attitude gone?” Jen said “I don’t give a shit but when they discredit me and compare me to my wife, shit gets to me. All of them niggas are there and ready to bait me” Jen rubbed my shoulder “you love your little circle, you feel exposed in these events. I get it” damn right I do.

Cass and Rich both stood at the side of the SUV, the red carpet is dead so all eyes is on the car. Looking over at Robyn, she smiled at me and the little twinkle in her eyes made me not want to ruin her happiness “I’m proud of you” she said as I opened the car door, stepping out of the car. Closing the button on my suit jacket “you bodyguards need to hold the train, Chris you don’t” Adam said rushing over “this is so difficult, boobs spilling out and everything” Robyn said giggling, holding my hand out. Her train falling out of the SUV as she slipped out, holding Robyn’ hand still as I walked backwards. A few people came rushing over to fix the train “you look so good” letting her hand go “thank you baby” Robyn said in a whisper, holding the gown close to her body “slay bitches!” Jen shouted from the car, she need to calm her ass down “hold it down Chris” Ant said before getting in the SUV with Jen, I am just going to support my wife.

I can’t really hold Robyn’ hand just because she is holding the big ass gown so I am just walking ahead of her, looking behind me at Robyn “do I look ok?” Robyn questioned flashing a smile at me “you look beautiful” I said, seeing Cass, Rich and Adam holding the train “you better stand with me but not on my train, I swear to god” Robyn pointed “mhmmm, I might have to put another baby in you when we get home” I said not seeing the cameras already in front of me, hearing Robyn laugh behind me “back up, back up” the Met Gala security soon came, turning around waiting for Robyn. I am not about to go on that carpet without her, the cameras soon started flashing and the shouting started of course “baby” Robyn said holding a hand out to me “you staying with me” she is holding the gown with one hand “fine” she knew I was going to dip somewhere.

We finally reached the first part of the steps, I ain’t ever been to this shit but the stairs are long as fuck to be climbing. Letting Robyn’ hand go, looking behind me as they let the train fall down on the stairs “stand together, Chris! Stand together” some guy shouted “picture together!!” am I too far from Robyn or something “Rihanna you look beautiful, oh my god” I don’t know which side to look, how do I stand at these things, I am about confused as shit. Feeling a hand on mine, looking down and seeing its Robyn’ hand, stepping to the side and closer to her “yes, Chris Brown and Rihanna” looking at Robyn laughing “what’s funny?” she questioned “I looked like a lost nigga stood there” Robyn smiled lightly, leaning over at Robyn and pressing a kiss to her forehead.

Stood with Cass waiting for Robyn to finish her little interview with some random guy “if this is what you look like after giving birth then god damn, your body” Robyn opened the gown “oh Jesus” he spat, Robyn closed the gown as they both laughed “how do you even let her out of the house?” he said to me “this is why it’s her first appearance, you wouldn’t think she gave birth to a baby about nine pounds” the interviewer gasped “girl, you are so blessed. I will let you both go, have fun. So good to see you both” having to drag this train around is so painful, everything is so slow. I really want to have sex with Robyn now, she looks so sexy “what do we do now?” I asked Robyn, I have no idea how this shit works “we go to sit down and eat my lover, Kanye is performing. You will love it, wait till we get inside” I can deal with that, Kanye is dope.

Undoing my suit jacket button as I sat down, feeling Robyn touch my ear “I love your ears, that are so cute. You know with the way the table is positioned, you could put your fingers into good use” placing my hand on Robyn’ thigh grinning “don’t play, with the way people keep coming over to see you. I don’t think so, you just as horny as me” Robyn looked behind me “our little prince is here” looking behind me seeing Maurice, he is well awake now “we had titty cuddles” Jen said as I took Maurice from her “what is that?” I questioned “he nestles his head on my boobs and he loved it” pulling his little suit jacket down “why are looking at me like this, it’s mommy still” Robyn said, looking down at Maurice staring at Robyn like who the fuck is you “don’t you like mommy like this?” his eyes looked down to her boobs “my son is a boob man, he knows” he just doesn’t stop “I think he don’t like the make up on you, he knows his mom is naturally beautiful. Is it the hair Maurice, you don’t like it?” he is actually not here for Robyn.

Smiling as I watched on, I knew Chris would eventually be fine. Look at him with our son, he is currently speaking to ASAP Rocky with Junior in his arms. Chris is such a proud father and I am loving it, Ant is also supporting Chris “I can’t believe my own son doesn’t want to know me, what is wrong with my face?” I complained to Jen “maybe he loves his mother with the natural beauty, he will get over it. I think he is mad at you, you ain’t gave him no breast all day” Jen is actually right “I will make it up to him, look at Chris though. He is so happy, Maurice is making him happy” feeling a hand on my shoulder, turning in my seat “oh hi” getting him from my chair “you look so good” Beyonce said hugging me “thank you, I didn’t think I would but I did thank god” Jay Z stood behind his wife “Rihanna, good to see you out and little Rihanna out there” I smiled moving back “I don’t want to leave my child with a nanny or anybody, he will always be around us” I am not like them at all “good looking out, Fenty Brown Music, you are always the brains behind a lot” Beyonce side eyed Jay “can we keep business talk somewhere else, men. It was good to see you though” I am glad they are going, I want to slap his damn face.

The music is about to start soon “I am not sure if to stay or go, I don’t have his ear defenders for this” Chris walked back over with Junior “he about to be all over Instagram, you famous boy” Chris sat down with him “is he being good, you all quiet today” taking his suit jacket off, it’s a little big on him “I see you and ASAP with him, the picture looked cute. Do you think we should go? I don’t want to expose him to loud music? I mean we did come so what does it matter if we go now, I want you to undress me when I get back too” I got up from the chair “we about to take forever to walk though” Chris complained, he is not the one having to drag this thing along “let’s just go, come on Chris” now he doesn’t want to go “but Kanye?” rolling my eyes “my pussy or Kanye?” I spat, Jen busted out laughing “your pussy” Chris got up with a quickness.

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