The Hogwarts Houses Thinking of Something
Gryffindor: Alright, we need a plan here
Hufflepuff: Just take time to think about it
Slytherin: We don't have fucking time!
Ravenclaw from the corner: Can't you guys just think about a name for our fucking group text?
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Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text
Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.
Gryffindor:okay listen-
Slytherin:?
Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-
Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.
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Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????
Slytherin:gurl-
Slytherin:what the- is that a head????
Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿
Ravenclaw:💀
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Y/n: Hey, Draco, can you help me with my zipper?
Draco: Yeah, I’m on it!
Y/n:
Draco:
Y/n: UP, Draco.
Draco: Right, sorry. Force of habit.
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Mattheo: I truly hate it here <3
Theodore: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?
Lorenzo: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?
Draco: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?
Pansy: I’m having a fucking stroke.
Lorenzo: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!
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He’s just standing there… menacingly…
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Harry after marrying his best friend’s sister and naming their child after his abusive teacher:
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Harry:
Regulus when Barty talks:
Baby Harry with Sirius:
Beth & Blaise after the mysterious passing of Husband #4:
Hogwarts students (especially muggleborns):
Andromeda, who's clumsy and doesn't want to wear heels:
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This is my idea on how Mc's relationship would be if they were in a different house. But also all together.
Ravenclaw
Slytherin
Hufflepuff
Gryffindor
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The Trio.
And a bonus:
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Draco: *laying on a pool chair, unconscious*
Theo, panicking: They're not breathing!
Pansy: I'll give them mouth-to-mouth!
Draco: *opens one eye,* Ew no! Let Y/n do it! *Closes eye*
Blaise:
Steve:
Pansy:
Ron:
Theo:
Hermione:...
Y/n: GET OUT OF THE WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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y/n: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Mattheo, Tom, & Pansy: Okay.
y/n: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Mattheo: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Tom: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Pansy: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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I made the meme, don't ask me why, I just see Tom here...
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Never enough AoS memes. Found this one somewhere.
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Why give cool hat if I can’t be cool with hat?
Like at least give me my fringe with my hat :(
(Legit this makes me so upset that she can’t wear hats with that hairstyle, I’m sure there’s probably a mod that makes it so you can but I play on console:()
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