thinking about how in 2020 i was so obsessed with tsukishima from haikyuu that i taped several drawings of tsukishima and myself as an actual couple and still had the gall to let people inside my room to bear witness to my sins
Anime/Manga Writers: Why don’t the fans like the canon straight couple instead of the non-canon gay ships?
MC looking at their canon love interest: So pretty and fights good.
MC looking at their rival/best friend/partner: They’re like the sun, brilliantly blinding and all-consumingly powerful. There’s a deadly beauty and grace to every action they take. They’re the other half of me that I never thought could exist, the one person who pushes me to be my best self, and life without them would not be worth living. There’s nothing in this world that they could not accomplish and I am but a fool chasing after them in hopes of reaching their level. Even then, having them in front of me/by my side has pushed me to heights I never thought imaginable.
Lev: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Kuroo: Actually Lev, it’s salt.
Lev: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Kuroo: Uh Lev, that would be salt.
Kuroo: *takes the salt packer from Lev* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
When I keep going down the rabbit hole of fanfic and find a author that is CHEFS KISS and then in a story of theirs say “sorry if it’s not good, English isn’t my first language “ THAT SHIT IS GOIING TO BE THE BEST GOD DAMN THING YOU WILL EVER READ !!