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guskinnie · 9 months

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More incorrect quotes from my early pjo days, this time with the Greek gods (not my quotes, they're from an incorrect quotes generator)

Part 1 with pjo characters

Part 3 with hoo characters

Part 4 with hoo characters

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salvepersone · 1 year

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Ares:it's ok to ask for help!

Apollo: you're not a burden!

Dionysus: murder is ok.

Hermes: you're feelings matter!

Hermes:...wait

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wierdshenanigans · 9 months

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Hera: WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Anything that is sentient: Your husband.

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embraceanewmaneachnight · 9 months

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Poseidon: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Poseidon: And I started thinking. Poseidon: Like, it was just trying to get food. Poseidon: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Amphirite: Are you ok?

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apolloisntaflower · 11 months

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Ares: I'm jealous of anyone who don't gotta put up with Hera's attitude she just asked me to put away the dishes like wtf

Hera: it was your laundry- you never listen to me

Ares: can't hear you over my anger issues bitch

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darth-nikeon · 1 year

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Zeus (to Hera 80% of the time): How dare you accuse me of something I actually did!

#It's 80% of the time because he spends the other 20% of the time banging anything that moves #zeus #hera #greek gods #real houswives of Olympus #greek gods incorrect quotes #greek goddess #greek goddesses #greek #gods #goddess #god #goddesses

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meditando-en-paris · 1 year

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Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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incorrecthomer · 1 month

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Hermes: Odysseus is missing Athena: do you think i microchipped him? Hermes: ... do you? Athena: yes, give me a minute

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incorrectquotesofmylife · 2 months

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Gods: Percy Jackson. You shall be blessed with immortality! Annabeth: Impossible. He wasn't even blessed with brains!

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incorrectgreekgods · 8 months

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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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athenas-sw0rd · 10 months

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Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

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0lympian-c0uncil · 4 months

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Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water

Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Poseidon: ....

Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!

Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Apollo: It takes less than a minute!

Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Hermes: Like 7 minutes!

Dionysus: *nods*

Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!

Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...

Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?

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salvepersone · 10 months

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Hermes: What is your biggest weakness?

Loki: I can be uncooperative.

Hermes: Okay, can you give me an example?

Loki: No.

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withlovefromolympus · 4 months

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Poseidon: oh no

Zeus: what is it?

Poseidon: an angry wife is coming towards us

Zeus: mine or yours

Poseidon: does it really matter?

Zeus: Well, if it's Amphitrite we might survive, but if it's Hera, we're totally dead.

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lenaleviosa · 4 months

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*Achilles arriving in the underworld*

Achilles: “Where’s Patro-“

Hades: “FINALLY! ACHILLES- a word please”

Achilles: “Sure, but could you tell me where Patroclus -“

Hades: “Look around”

Achilles: “I am, but it’s so crowded in here, I can’t see him”

Hades: “Exactly!”

Hades: “A 10 year long war was already bad enough, but then you had to go and murder 10 000 people in one day???”

Hades: “Frank over here - who you gracefully pierced with your spear btw - has been standing in this exact same spot for three days because I’ve got no place to put him!”

Achilles: “So I’m guessing you’re not going to help me find Patroclus, then?”

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mytholots · 5 months

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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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