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salvepersone · 1 month

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ares not being portrayed as stupid and unimportant

reblog if u agree

#ares #ares god #ares greek mythology #ares greek god #big boi #sweet sweet big boi

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salvepersone · 4 months

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Can people STOP tagging greek and norse gods in pjo and Marvel posts by just their names?

#like #i want to read about ares #i dont care that he start arguments pn twitter #just tag him correctly #ares pjo #not just #ares #or loki #i like marvel #just.#dont use “loki”#its so frustrating

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salvepersone · 4 months

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Ok but Kevin and Veronica from Shameless are literally Ares and Aphrodite

#im obsessed #i mean he's a huge femminist #and a loving father #anf he love his lover SO MUCH #and she is beautiful #and she may seem like a bitch #but in reality she is such a complex character #“they would do anything for each other”#YESSSSS #aphrodite #ares #aphrodite x ares #ares greek mythology #ares deity #ares x aphrodite #aphrodite greek mythology #aphrodite goddess #shameless

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salvepersone · 4 months

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Odin: if you find yourself in trouble, just toss the problem to Loki and hope for the best

#basically norse mythology #incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #norse mythology loki #incorrect norse gods #norse odin #odin allfather #loki #myth loki #norse mythology

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salvepersone · 5 months

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#he is so loki coded #i love him #he is so silly #incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #norse mythology loki #incorrect norse gods #myth odin #norse odin #odin allfather #myth loki #loki #odin

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salvepersone · 5 months

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salvepersone · 6 months

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Loki: We’ll get back into there or die trying.

Odin: No one’s dying.

Loki: Not with that attitude.

#incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #norse mythology loki #incorrect norse gods #norse odin #odin allfather #myth loki

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salvepersone · 7 months

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#TSOA is shit #im not hearing anyone out about it #and lore olympus #greek mythology

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salvepersone · 8 months

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Ares: *lifting weights*

Dionysus : Wow… he’s so intense!

Hermes: I wonder what drives him.

Ares, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

#greek gods #greek mythology #ares #greek gods incorrect quotes #hermes #incorrect greek god quotes #dionysus

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salvepersone · 8 months

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Loki: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Loki: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

#took place during the Middle Ages in Europe #you get it?#because he is a ginger #and people used to burn gingers #but he cant die with fire #because he is the god of fire :D #get it?#it is funny?#it was funnier in my head #sorry #norse mythology loki #incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #incorrect norse gods

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salvepersone · 8 months

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Loki: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Frigg: No.

Loki: Okay.

Odin:

Odin: Do you smell smoke?

Loki: The secret is that the house is on fire.

#incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #norse mythology loki #norse odin #odin allfather #frigg #frigg norse

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salvepersone · 8 months

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Just saw someone on tik tok saying that Loki raped Svaðilfari so i told them that It wasn't what happened and that it was basically the exact opposite and they called me transphobe.

like!? 💀

#people on tik tok are not fine #mentally #.

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salvepersone · 9 months

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Odin: Why do you like fire so much? Loki: What do you mean? It's pretty to watch and helps us keep us warm when it's cold. Odin: Let me rephrase that. Why do you like setting things on fire? Loki: That, I have no comment for.

#odin #loki #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology

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salvepersone · 9 months

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Hear me out: at least the 85% of the greek gods would love Loki

#like #immagine #Loki and Hermes #or loki and Dionysus #or Loki and Eris!#they would be besties #can't change my mind #greek gods #greek mythology #norse loki #norse mythology loki #norse mythology

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salvepersone · 9 months

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Loki: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Lucifer: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Loki: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.