Hades Hephaestus design is so yummy omg what’s this? A plus sized and disabled character who isn’t purposely made out to be unattractive and/or is villainised? Yummy.
Ikr I just hope he’s not with Aphrodite anymore. I hate it when ppl try to beautify their shitty marriage, they’re obviously both happier divorced.
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Ares and Aphrodite:
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Hermes: The only thing I commit to is crime
Aphrodite: And also Apollo
Hermes: And also Apollo
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Aphrodite: 🔨
Hephaestus: I don't think you understand how much I love you.
Aphrodite: Hamber
Hephaestus: Like.... It is.... Indescribable.
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Aphrodite: god I have a headache
Athena: you tend to have a lot of headaches
Aphrodite: I don’t drink enough water
Athena: oh yeah me neither
Aphrodite: hot girls are dehydrated
Athena: that’s what I’m saying
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Love birds
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She
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— aphrodite
goddess of beauty, love and desire
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My Greek Mythos phase is coming in strong today, so have some Greek god headcanons (Poly Edition)
Aphrodite, Ares, and Hephaestus are a poly couple. Aphrodite is Bi and Poly with a lean towards guys, Ares is also Bi and Poly, and Hephaestus is Demi and recently realised Poly. Hephaestus and Aph were engaged to one another, she took interest in Ares and started dating him, while still with Hephaestus (he knew she was poly and agreed to an open relationship). Eventually she set up a blind date between her two lovers and they hit it off, finding stuff in common and enjoying the other’s company. Now, they’re a happy polycule.
Also long haired Ares and short haired Aphrodite is my fucking kyptonite
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Aphrodite - The Most Beautiful One
In Greek mythology, the goddess of love, beauty, flowers, desire and fertility. The most beautiful of the goddesses of ancient myths. The question of her origin is variously presented in myths. According to one of them, Aphrodite had no parents and one day she emerged from the sea foam near Cyprus. Her attributes were a chariot drawn by pigeons, a rose, an apple and myrtle.
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In Hades I it’s your job to get people back together, in Hades II it’s your job to help Hephaestus and Aphrodite go through with the divorce.
Oh my god that would be so funny, imagine if it’s also helping Zeus and Hera divorce? Or it’s bringing Hephaestus and Aglaia together? Or help Hera and Pasithea/Angelos reconcile? That would be interesting.
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Ares and Aphrodite :3
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Aphrodite 🌊🐚
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Responses To Being Stabbed With A Sword
Aphrodite: rude
Athena: that's fair
Artemis: not again
Apollo: are you gonna want this back or can I keep it
Zeus: oh no I'm allergic
Poseidon: it sword of seems like you've got a problem with me
Dionysus: *laughter*
Hestia: sure, it's the thought that counts, and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt
Hermes: wouldn't it have been hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop em? Can you even imagine? Gods. Just. Do it again. Pretend the first time didn't happen. Come on. Please
Hera: *grabs the sword by the blade, pulls it out, hands it back* you dropped this
Ares: that's unfortunate
Hades: it could be worse
Hephaestus: this isn't really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain
Demeter: you wound me. Literally. You actually just. Wounded me. That thing is really sharp. Don't even look at me like that
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Aphrodite: my schedule is very busy! Eating, sleeping, being hot, holding my cats, cyber bullying! See very busy.
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