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maybe Prometheus should've tried eating the eagle back
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echo-loves-flowerboy · 10 months
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sycamore-brooke · 5 months
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Greek gods/titans as quotes from me and my friends without context
Zeus: “Colonialism is trending”
Artemis: “(Apollo) I’m taking you back to the department store. I don’t have my receipt but they’ll probably give me store credit”
Ares: “Because they’re fucking divorced”
Hermes: “Don’t mind me I’m just over here, edging hubris”
Apollo: “This isn’t a kink it’s an accommodation”
Also Apollo: “When it comes to Greek… it’s Greek” Athena: “very insightful”
Helios: “well we can’t all have skin cancer so it’s fine.”
Deimos: “I’m the Henry Ford of torture devices. So simple. So efficient. Never before have you been able to torture this many people at once.”
Dionysus: “Y’all know I got that lactose free dick”
Eros and Phobos “A little flair if you will” “I won’t” “you will”
Poseidon: “Everybody gangster till the Cyclopes show up”
Hephaestus: “they look cute and then you get rabies. Like (Ares).”
Hermes: “you know what (Ares), I only have one thing to say to you *starts playing Rasputin*”
Menoitios: “come here you little fucker you’re going in the meat grinder”
Hades as a teenager: “I’m just drawing emo wolves. Don’t read into it.”
Clio: “I want to listen to Hamilton I need to calm myself down. *frantically scrolling on phone* WHERES THE TEN DOLLAR FOUNDING FATHER WHEN I NEED HIM”
Artemis at Apollo “every single god from every single religion is judging you right now. Yes, that includes Cthulhu.”
Dionysus: “I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich, and my balls really itch”
Artemis at all men “what if we put our Minecraft beds next to each other. In the nether.”
Phobos: “You know what really gets me going in the bedroom? The River Styx.”
Themis: “Ladies and gentlemen I will be your judge, jury and executioner”
Athena at Dionysus/Pan“Well, I’d say you’re incredibly manic if I was diagnosing you”
Hermes: “the president? I’m glad that isn’t a tradition”
Poseidon and Dionysus completely drunk: *singing boats and hoes from step brothers at full volume in a public space* “THE NINA THE PINTA THE SANTA MARIA-“
Ares, constantly, at everyone “You, with no weapons or armor, me with full enchanted netherite and a trident with impaling V and channeling I. /weather set thunder mother fucker.”
And bonus: demigods
Blue is Percy Jackson, green is Grover Underwood, orange is Annabeth Chase
“Plot twist, William Afton is Hephaestus” “I think that’s what we call blasphemy” “that’s a weird way to spell Hephaestus” “ok so-what was his motivation for the child murder-?”
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hardend-lava-rocks · 9 months
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Conversations I have with my deity's part 10
Me, washing paint brushes: aw I got paint on my weenis
Artemis: your WHAT?
Me: my weenis-- it's what the skin on your elbow is called
Artemis: I don't believe that
Me: you don't have to just know that's what it's called
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apolloisntaflower · 10 months
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Ares: I'm jealous of anyone who don't gotta put up with Hera's attitude she just asked me to put away the dishes like wtf
Hera: it was your laundry- you never listen to me
Ares: can't hear you over my anger issues bitch
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midcomics · 2 years
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whatrambles · 2 years
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Generated by the perchance incorrect quotes generator
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mytho-nerd · 2 years
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Hestia: Abstinence is the only 100% affective birth control
Dionysus: well not the only way.
Artemis: what are you talking about? I mean…no that doesn’t make any sense?
Apollo, very loudly into Artemis’s ear: are you aware gay people exist?
Artemis: OH
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belle-gaea · 2 years
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Who I think the Greek Gods would root for in Eurovision 2022
Zeus: He'd vote for the UK because he's a colonialist with bad taste (I'm British: the song was shit anyway), and it was about the sky so his ego probably would twist it to being about him
Hera: I think she would root for Greece because I think the song is her speed and tbh I thought it was a vibe. You can disagree and be wrong if you want but cannot persuade me that she didn't root for a ballad
Poseidon: Ukraine, because it's chaotic as him but he would be annoying as fuck after they won because he finally got something Eurovision related right
Demeter: I am possessed by the idea that she would really enjoy the Netherlands' performance, and she would cry but I literally could not tell you why
Ares: Obviously Finland, it would be the only one he could vibe with because it's metal and doesn't make him feel funny things for men (looking at you San Marino, Spain and Romania)
Athena: Serbia without a question, it's an intellectual song with a message behind it. She would be an avid fan of Konstrakta and write an essay on the meaning of the song
Apollo: I feel like he would enjoy the Spanish and Romanian performances, but overall his heart would belong to Iceland because of the harmonies and folksy vibes (do not @ me, Iceland was in my top 5)
Artemis: For sure Portugal, like it was such a chill song but also there were zero men on stage which I feel would speak to her deeply (btw everyone who says that Artemis is a terf can punt off)
Hephaestus: This one was hard, but I mostly think he would pick Sweden (insert IKEA joke here), but he would relate to the lyrics because of Aphrodite cheating on him repeatedly
Aphrodite: Pre-final, she would be so flattered by Cyprus' performance and be rooting for them. Then they didn't get in and she screamed "FUCK!" at the top of her lungs. So she decided to support Spain for sexy people
Hermes: Oh you cannot tell me that he didn't support Norway, it is exactly his energy and the chaos was so his vibe. If you didn't like Norway then dni at this point, get lost /hj
Dionysus: Pre-final, it was San Marino. It was so San Marino, do not lie to me or yourself. But in the final, it was Moldova. Absolutely. It was chaos. It was debauchery. It was so Eurovision, and it was absolutely Dionysus
Hestia: She would've been so supportive of Italy. And although she is canonically aroace, and I headcanon her as mostly inept at detecting romantic cues, she would so be expecting them to kiss. And she would be so confused at the "it was a brotherly love" explanation. But then again she is an Olympian, so maybe she doesn't know the difference
Hades: This was a difficult decision, but taking everything into account, I've decided that he would be in favour of Poland, for vocals and pure sadness, because he's an emo little shit /pos
Persephone: Now I'm gonna say this, and it's gonna be controversial. But... she would support Lithuania. Vehemently. It came to me in a dream, do not oppose the divine will
Hecate: France stan. This is the one time that she will support the French, but you look at that fucking performance and tell me that the goddess of witchcraft wouldn't be into that shit? Fuckin delusional
Eris: Now whilst she would support Romania because of how chaotically bisexual it was and the gender-fuckery was there. She would go against her taste and vote for Switzerland because she loves NFTs. Do not be this bitch
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victor-frankensimp · 2 years
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For the meme offering
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leosoralyyn · 5 months
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Odysseus' last words to Poseidon
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nico-nostalgia · 1 year
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this is canon i dont make the rules😌
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art by: @nottabat on twitter
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Random person: Says something slightly rude
Any greek god, preparing their life destroying curse:
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mtolympusmemes · 4 months
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Apollo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Artemis, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Hermes: what the fuck are you guys doing? Artemis: playing systemic oppression
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amiti-art · 7 months
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Every 5 minutes of scrolling through Greek Mythology fanarts be like
Come on I can't be the only one
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hades-bat · 1 year
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just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT
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