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#thepandaredd#pandaredd#dcverse#dcau#dc comics#dc movies#Gotham City#bribery makes gotham go round#joker promising to pay off student loans is the quickest way to get a team of lawyers#gotham judge#gotham lawyer#joker's new lawyer
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AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty
Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"
#jason todd#red hood#batfam#i also think it would be funny if thats literally the only thing jason does as a lawyer after that he just goes back to being a vigilante#everyone on the internet is like 'the iconic career of jason todd wayne: came back from the dead got a college degree got the joker-#-sentenced to death (finally) and then immediately fucked off to do whatever the hell it is he does for fun'#any time bruce and jason disagree jasons like 'excuse me which one of us is the college drop out and which of us is a practicing attorney?'#alfred 'you could have been a doctor but you became a furry themed vigilante instead' will never let this go#also btw jason just stole reasources from the league to get thru college. maybe at first talia was like what & then jason was like#'my alternate plan was to either get bruce to kill the joker or kill all three of us in an explosion' and talia is like#'okay. have fun at school sweetie'#BTW AN EDIT: this post is not reflective of my IRL beliefs about the criminal justice system or the death penalty#IRL those are way more complicated than gotham city/the joker/jason make it out to be#saw a few people tagging this post mentioning stuff about that
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Three levels deep of a reference, Harvey dent (dc) -> jerma meme -> ace attorney
@psymarketofobsessions you jermer
The meme ref (not mine but idk where I got it-)
#aslightartity#ace attorney#digital art#batman#harvey dent#two face#two face dc#Harvey dent two face#gotham rogues#lawyer#lawyers#me and my little law guys man#pheonix wright#jerma985#i’m so tired#but this came out well#:) <3
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if you have not seen discowing era dick… you need to. you may rethink the fashion stance lmao 😂 just imagine kate giving him shit for that, which he of course will defend by going after the Infamous Hip Holes
also while he has been a cop (ugh) dick really just picks a career and magically gets it???? like epitome of a nepo baby, bruce just buys him jobs I am CONVINCED. he’s been a social worker, a museum curator, a cop, he owned a crossfit studio (if you see babs on the yoga mat upstairs in GK, it’s a nod to that!), and depending on canon he has a law degree????
and riffing off of that degree… nightwing vs. daredevil rivalry WHEN. they are parkour badasses. they’re street level heroes who are just regular guys. they have fantastic asses. dick you cannot also have a law degree you CANNOT TAKE MATT’S ONE THING— my running joke is that if dick shows up and he’s better than matt at everything, matt might have a Small Existential Crisis
xoxo dickate anon 🩵💜
oh i KNEW about discowing when i called him a fashion boi. I did not specify it was good fashion. nightwing is that one tiktok. "I don't dress for men, I dress for little girls (children?) who have been told at some point in their lives that this is not a fashion show, and for old women drunk on their porch."
also nepo baby dick is hiLArious considering that I have been thinking all day about how in a separate-universes world, everyone in Kate's world thinks he's a golddigger. The tabloids and gossip mags are so confused??? He's a stay at home boyfriend? He literally doesn't have a job. He basically doesn't even exist. Kate's always saying he's home visiting his family, or traveling. Is he a spy? Does he do crime? He didn't know who Captain America was, he's just a himbo. He absolutely could not be a spy. Dick LOVES this, I feel like. It's much funnier when people think that about him than when they think that about Kate (which is what happens when she goes to his universe)
There's a post from forever ago about someone who's supervisor called their partner "Boytoy" at work, like, exclusively. And the guy knew and was fine with it, but anyway he came in one day and the op went "Mr. Toy, I presume?" and he went "The very one." This is very much Dick and Kate. also somehow he meets Anthony Bourdain, and this is a Good Timeline where he's still alive and Dick winds up traveling with him for a few episodes? That would be a fun dichotomy
Kate turns her back for five seconds and Clint and Dick have gone undercover at a circus. Kate expected this from Clint, but Dick knows better. Which prompts Dick explaining that CLINT is the brains of the operation, not Dick, he's the beauty, and Clint getting mad because HE'S the beauty, and Kate just sighs. Clearly neither of you are the brains.
Dick loves that there are no expectations of him in Kate's universe. It's like a vacation. He gets to be a himbo here. There's absolutely a pic of them on insta that he captioned "this barbie is an Avenger. He's just ken" and he will not HEAR Kate's arguments about how technically by Barbie/Ken rules he is also a Barbie. Dick pouts and is like I AM KENOUGH.
All of this leads to a mostly funny conception the Avengers have of Dick. They know he's Nightwing, he doesn't really need a secret identity here, but they don't...get it. He's bouncy and casual because he's still watching Kate's teams, figuring out how best to support, and he doesn't want to step on Kate's toes by accidentally being Too In Charge. So there's this idea that he really IS a himbo until Kate gets injured or captured. If she gets injured on a mission he's on? Look. It clears things up right away. He will absolutely rip apart whatever faction or organization caused that to happen with his bare hands. And God for-fucking-bid he encounters the actual individual responsible for harming her. I'm not saying someone's getting kicked off of a roof but, someone is moving from the roof to the sidewalk in the most expedient way possible.
This is also funny because it makes very clear how different their preferred fighting styles are, because Kate picked A VERY DEFENSIBLE POSITION, please stop worrying, Dick. And she's right! It is! IF YOUR PREFERRED WEAPON IS RANGED.
Now Dick is standing over his mostly unconscious girlfriend who looks like her face got scraped against the ground (because it did), preparing to defend them from all sides. fucking snipers.
It also leads to a fun moment where Kate can't lead. Eli isn't there, so normally command of the team would slide into Cap's purview (if cap and whoever his second is are down, Avengers command would slide over to Kate) so Cap is getting ready to start giving the YA some orders and Dick, not even THINKING about it, just kind of assumes command of the young Avengers and NONE OF THEM QUESTION IT???? He doesn't lead like Kate. He doesn't give orders like Kate, he doesn't even sound like Kate, with cadence or whatever. But there's something that is just kate like enough that her team is like yep this is correct. (The same thing will happen in reverse with the titans) After that the Avengers stop roasting him behind Kate's back.
Also, THE HIP HOLES. look. We need to admit that Kate, canonically, does not have great taste in her avengering uniform. Why did she choose this look? why is she so attached to it?
Like if Kate has the audacity to genuinely criticize discowing?? If for some reason she's wearing a different costume or they got tossed into Gotham in their civvies, her team will absolutely throw her under the bus in order to get brownie points with the batkids.
You can't talk about the deep vee when you had YOUR ENTIRE ABDOMEN OUT BABE. Nothing! Not even a tissue! The body confidence is great Kate but seriously how did you not die. (he's into the scarf, though)
And if Kate actually wears the hip holes? Dick is poking at her trying to figure out if they're actually holes? Is there mesh there? Is it flesh toned fabric? No?? It's actually holes? This man is going to stick his hand in one just to see because what the fuck, Kate, and Kate's going to be like. Dick. Dickie. Nightwing. Your hand is under my costume. Do you realize where your hand is.
Is THAT what it's for?!?!? Dick is now seeing how far he can get his hand. The small of her back? Her other hip? Their friends are scREAMing. Guys? Could you do this some other time?? Like maybe when we're NOT ON FUCKING PATROL?????
anyway now Dick is wondering how far he can actually get his hand inside her uniform and he WASN'T thinking about it Like That before but he sure is now
#kate bishop#hawkeye#dick grayson#nightwing#clint barton#dickate brainrot anon#dc brainrot#kate bishop's boyfriends#dick has so many 'not now boner' moments in the early days of their relationship#if they're having a slow night or a rough night#dick will absolutely use the hip holes to finger kate on the roofs of prominent gotham buildings#and if he happens to stretch out her uniform just enough that it's not really practical to wear#well that's just a bonus. maybe now he can get her in some fucking body armor#this is already so long and i didn't even touch on lawyer!dick#ssorry i got sidetracked by dick and kate having kinks for each other in costume#the first time kate calls him nightwing in bed he loses his goddamn mind#haha i am fine and completely normal about them
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Oswald: You betrayed me!!! So as your final words I want to know why??? What was that Bruce Wayne had to offer that I didn't?
Jonathan: *sound unimpressed* You need to learn some calming tecniques, Mr. Coobleppt. The mind has a strong power over the body and stress can kill someone, specially someone with your age and occupation.
Oswald: STOP BEING STRESSED? STOP BEING STRESSED WAK WAK! DENT WAS MINE! YOU STOLED HIM FROM ME.
Jonathan: Between you and Bruce Wayne I should have noticed sooner Dent's inclination to join man who have an unhealthy obcession with him. It adds another layer for how easy it was to turn him into an obedient puppy. But I'll answer your inquiry, Mr. Cooblebot, Wayne had The Second Skin.
Oswald: He had a what now?
Jonathan: The Second Skin? *Oswald looks puzzled* Basil Karlo legendary last movie?
Oswald: *even agrier* YOU SOLD ME FOR A MOVIE??? With what I was paying you could've made your own movie!!!
Jonathan: I understand you don't have the finese to recognize the artistical importance of The Second Skin. There's only a single copy avaliable all the others were destroyed and the movie was never fully saw. It's said that on it's first and only exibihition all the executives watching put their own eyes out. It's a horror masterpiece.
Oswald: All I'm hearing is that you though a movie was worth more than the benefits of being loyal to The Penguin and for that you'll pay, Crane. Unfortunally my partnership with our friends from Santa Prisca won't help here as they are too occupied with bringing me both Joker's and Batman's heads right now but I found just the right monster to destroy you. He is new on the industry but weird creepy monster is an ever growing market here. CLAYFACE!
Basil Karlo: THE MONSTER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES CAME FOR YOU FROM THE BELLY OF THE NIGHT AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MEET YOUR DOOM!
Oswlad: We already talked about your antics.
Basil: But the artistic presentation is fundamental preparation for a good murder. Don't the victims deserve to feel the drama and horror before the final touch?
Oswald: *rolls his eyes* This type of non-sense talk reminds me of that Scarecrow fella who is still to respond to my generous offer about being only a manufaturer and paying me to act as distribuctor of his drugs.
Jonathan: Maybe he didn't respond because that's a shitty deal that ignores completly why he is on the trafic bussisness to begin with.
Oswald: Oh what do you know? Anyway I have things to do, Karlo, kill him.
Jonathan: *re hinding his secret fear toxin spray, pupils dilated in pleasant shock* You said Karlo? As in Basil Karlo? I did though this creature sounded a lot like him and the speech was from Dread Casttle... Are you also a fan?
Basil: A fan? I AM Basil Karlo. I merely evolved to being the perfect monster outside the screem as well.
Jonathan: Oh that's wonderfull! *genuinally confused for once in his life* But may I ask: why work for Penguin? You must have a fan cult to rivalize Joker's!
Basil: *sadly* That's not the case yet. But I'm new. For sure with time Gotham will recognize my superior talent.
Jonathan: As they should. Your movies changed my life! To observe the impact they had on people, the fear they inspired, it made me realize who I wanted to be!
Penguin: I should not be letting this go, I did pay for a long brutal murder and that's not it. But still I need to ask: you became a psychiatrist because of horror movies?
Jonathan: ... Sure. Let's go with that. Anyhow, can I have a final wish, Mr. Cooblebot?
Penguin: You can ask, but don't expect me to accept it wak wak.
Jonathan: Would you not take from Karlos pay if he first gave me an autograph? Nothing would make me happier.
Basil: *before Penguin could open his mind* Absolutly. Anything for such a dedicated fan.
Jonathan: *who may be planning to fear toxin everyone but also DOES have the biggest celebrity crush ever on Karlo and truly is his biggest fan* *squeaks happily* *does a tiny hroo hraa*
Basil: *who really likes still having fans and is less and less wanting to violently kill the first person who apreaciated him in ages* *also who keeps a pen on him waiting for this particular moment and was starting to doubt it would happen* Where do you want it?
Jonathan: *frantically looking into his pockets for some piece of papper* Shit, shit, I let my notepad with Wayne so he could read Dent's entreances.
Basil: Don't worry *takes a papper from a blank piece on Oswald's accounts book that's on the tabble, at this point Oswald is regreesting everything* For my biggest fan?
Jonathan: *almost jumping with excitmenet* Doctor Jonathan Crane!
Basil: I hope the fear I inspired stays with you forever. Here it goes.
Jonathan: *taking the papper in pure joy* Thank you!
Basil: Look, Cooblepot, I can't kill him.
Oswald: What because the FAMOUS PSYCHIATRIST is using the most basic manipulation tecnique? I bet he doesn't even know your movies.
Jonathan: Seriusly? We are literally here because I sold you out for one of his movies. Also I wouldn't go so low as to pretend to be a fan, is too easy, too boring. It tells me nothing about my target... patient... I didn't knew yet.
Basil: He does seems honest.
Oswald: No he doesn't. He isn't really your fan. But I? I'm proving it. I'm helping you recover your fame ain't I?
Jonathan: I'm sure Scarecrow would do the same except he would actually care about the art and not see it as a way to trick someone he only sees as a weapon and not an artist.
Oswald and Basil look confused at him.
Jonathan: What? He does little references to Karlo movies all the time, I bet he would adore a new movie to torment his subjects with.
Oswald: *raises and eyebrown*
Jonathan: In my professional opinion of course. : )
Oswald: Do you do this psychiatric party tricks with all of us, Mr. Crane?
Jonathan: I wound't call my doctorate on psychiatry wich by itself needs an M.D and my minor in psychology party tricks, but yes. Gotham criminals just as it's crime fighters are fascinating. It would be a waste not to try to understand their minds at least a little bit. You for once is completly obcessed with control likely from extreme bullying paired with high expectations that created an extreme fear of failure and a low notion of self that materialize in a quasi compulsive need to have the control you never before had so you can force the connections, love and adoration you long for Is sad if not pathetically clichê. Also your real laugh is normal you just thinks "wak wak" fits nicely with your presentation *Oswald opens his mouth* and now you will insist I'm wrong because you refuse to admit that as much as you loathe your nickname you do identify with it... Penguin. Again boringly clichê. Now if you excuse me, I have better things to do. *gets out as if Oswald doesn't have a gun and a Claymonster and a lot of determination to kill him* It was an absolute honor Mr. Karlo and I'll treasure your autograph with my life and while I'm not in any position of giving you life changing advice right now, I'm certain that Scarecrow would be extemely happy working with you and treat you waaay better than Penguin. *waves to a short circuting fumming Oswald cause he is extra*
#batman the audio adventures#i just need jon and basil to meet#also if two face's power is being a lawyer#jon's power should be a psychiatrist#he may be doctor mal pratice but he is stated as one of the psychiatrists in the wolrd and gotham's second best#so he knows his shit#doctor jonathan crane#jonathan crane#scarecrow#basil karlo#clayface#oswald cobblepot#penguin#i may be treating ozzie unfairly but I love him#making jonathan have a secret identity while being the most suspicous guy ever was a strike of genous from btaa#he isn't even trying lol#he may not necessarialy be easy to identify as Scarecrow but c'mmon my man has major evil person vibes
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@augment-techs
#this happened AT LEAST ONCE#with both my Barry Quinn and my Jason Todd when Jason went into law#Bruce was just upset Jason didn’t ask him; Barry knew it was also for street cred with the other lawyers of Gotham#after that Jason never reps him again#but I don’t think a lot of people do rep him more than once
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@cxpedcrusxder from 👊
"He hit me with 'I've been a cop for twenty years, you don't know what you're talking about, I'm not going to let a fuckin' fairy threaten my job', and then a left hook."
Harvey rolled his eyes at the recollection- the man had no right to hit him, but when Harvey did sock him in the jaw, it felt pretty good. He'd been investigating the guy for months, and for all the gross misconduct and harassment he'd helped uncover, the guy deserved a solid ass-kicking.
"You think if the guy cared so damn much about being a cop, he wouldn't be taking bribes." he shrugged.
Of course he was still angry about being hit, but in the end, Harvey was perfectly satisfied with pulling another crooked cop out of the GCPD with a vengeance.
"I hope I'm still pretty after all this." he smirked, "I don't have much else going for me."
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Considering the city's DA died in The Batman, I imagine Harvey Dent will be in the second Reeves Batman movie.
#he should be played by christian and not become two-face until movie 3 btw#i think it would be neat to have a whole movie w Harvey Dent and not have him become two-face until the next movie :)#harvey dent deserves to be a good man and want to change gotham for the better and be pals w the waynes and understand batmans mission#i want to see badass lawyer harvey dent who helps mayor bella real to show real change in gotham#it would be sweet (well. it would be terrible really but) to see two-face kinda destroying his own progress. i mean . wait no bc tbats.#well. narratively? you feel me? but i suppose what i really eant too is reeves to have the audacity to let characters chanfe#if we see harley ever i want her to be herself. dr harleen quinzel. and by herself i mean unaffected by the joker#a good therapist who also helps the city and is trusted by bruce AND batman.#i really just wanna see harley and bruce being friends#also!!!! single dad bruce!!!!!#sigh. i have lots of wants for the next movie and probably none will happen.#matt reeves of anyone on the team for this movie uh if you see this and use it can i uh get $100 and credit and uuuuh a ticket to the#premiere please. thanks :)#maybe more than $100 but . n... we can talk about that later.#lol anywho#harvey dent#two face#no really i dont know much about harvey but please for the love of god let people be good and acheive their goals and then crash n burn#yanno? ok. im done now
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VERY tempted to draw ed and oz as the divorce sefie pic
#idk who the petson doing the divorce would be#it think its a lawyer so maybe harvey idk#gotham#dc#dc comics#the riddler#oswald cobblepot#the penguin#ed nygma#riddlebird#nygmoblepot
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💭 (twcfaces?)
A tragedy. A prime example of why Batman took up his mantle and why he needs a Robin at his side. And a highly accomplished lawyer, I had so much respect for the work you did, still do really. How many times have you pushed past your own mental stuff to help me when I was having a rough night? Enough for me to know that, under everything, you still have empathy and awareness. I think you're a great example of mental strength; constantly fighting yourself the way you do and still able to find the strength to be the lawyer even if it's just a few seconds so you can make a choice that wasn't dictated by your coin.
Like recognises like. We both have brains that are a little different and it impacts every aspect of our lives. Yours from trauma that you didn't deserve and mine from biology and genetic luck. So I think, even though you're doing okay on your own, I'll continue to keep an eye on you until Batman gets back. I'll keep you from going too far and destroying yourself.
@twcfaces
#twcfaces#ic#Tweet Tweet!#Robin The Wonder#((wait... would two face have heard the news report about bruce's death?!?!))#((its just occured to me that hes probably very much not okay!!!!))#((he doesnt show up at all in gotham knights which boooo but given arkham is just rubble most of the rogues are prob just hiding and waitin#o: lawyer
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if turner does not lawyer up IMMEDIATELY i’m gonna lose it
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we give early thanks to gk's costume designers for making all our tailored!cas dreams come true
#gotham knights#harvey dent#misha collins#beefcake#thoughts#😍🤤🥵#we've done our waiting#and yeh - later seasons cas is fitted but it's hidden under the trenchcoat#and yeh - we've seen misha in photoshoots and on the red carpet#but i'm talking about a steady stream of tailored misha in character as a dapper charismatic beefake goodguy lawyer#who then has a tragic run-in with a badguy and turns villainous - like - these are the things fanfic is made of!!!!
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Batman, Bruce, Mr. Wayne, let Catwoman commit some murders. She deserves it. Just because you have a rule against killing, doesn't mean she does.
#the batman#so good#that is my one critique#also for a guy who ruins lives by beating people up he has a weird moral code#how many people have crippling debt because of injuries sustained by batman#injury lawyers must be making bank in gotham
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gun to my head if I had to write a story about Two-Face the premise would be that Harvey's totally reformed, 100% in the clear, genuinely 0 interest in crime or murder, so he goes back to practicing law. but Two-Face is still there and ALSO practicing law so Harvey is like this upstanding lawyer working pro bono for various charities and nonprofits and what have you and then Two-Face is like a sleezy ambulance chaser taking out HUGE obnoxious billboards all over Gotham and recording the worst local commercials you have EVER seen. they share an office and work on alternating days. the POV character of this miniseries is the shared secretary who has to keep both of their schedules straight and the climax involves Harvey and Two-Face somehow legally being allowed to represent two different people who are suing each other
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Hear me out, whenever one of the batlings does something good/bad, Bruce responds accordingly by changing his last will and testament. Most of them don’t even need or care about the money/company/manor, but they treat it in the same way young kids treat a sticker chart.
The batkids regularly break into Bruce’s lawyers office to check if they got any more stickers and forge the will so they get a bigger cut (more stickers). Bruce’s lawyer regularly returns to their office in the morning to papers and ink everywhere, and batarangs lodged in the side of the desk.
The lawyer thinks Bruce is just very fickle. Like this is BRUCIE WAYNE we’re talking about. He’s said on the record that he thinks the moon is made of cheese, he writes his signature with a cute little heart next to it. Very loveable. Not the brightest or most likely to think hard about the long term. They’re convinced the frequent and glaringly obvious Batman/Robin break ins is because Batman is one of Brucie Wayne’s kids and wants to keep checking he’s in the will.
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Tim: *mentions off-hand that he’s been awake for 48hours on 12 straight black coffees and sheer-will*
Bruce: *furiously calling his lawyer to cut Tim out of his will and leave the company to Jason*
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Lawyer: *holding the coffee pot to head back to their desk, to see Nightwing riffling through the drawers*
Lawyer:
Nightwing: *takes the entire coffee pot and pours it into his mouth, not breaking eye contact*
Lawyer: *sigh* Top drawer, right side. Had to move it because Robin spilled ink in the other drawer last night.
Nightwing: *devious grin, writing out “I leave my entire fortune, company and properties to Richard Grayson-Wayne. To my son, Damian Wayne, I leave one penny. To all of my other children, I leave a crisp $20 bill and this message ‘divide it amongst yourselves’.” And perfectly forging Brucie’s signature, complete with a heart next to the name.*
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Tim: B! B! What’s this I hear about you leaving us all a $20???
Steph: I DIDNT GET LEFT ANYTHING
Bruce, knows he explicitly mentioned Steph in his will: Oh well, since you didn’t want to be legally adopted-
Steph: IM EMOTIONALLY AND FINANCIALLY ADOPTED. I CLAIM SQUATTER’S RIGHTS.
Dick, knowing he changed it last night before Steph’s weekly snoop of the will: On… this family?
Steph: NO JUST THE WILL! ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE.
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Lawyer, upon seeing Brucie Wayne for the third time this week to change his will: So, who did what this week? Was it Batman again?
Bruce: What?
Lawyer: Don’t worry, I’m not going to rat out that Batman is your kid.
Bruce: Right, thank you. I appreciate it.
Lawyer: *thinking more about Bruce’s high public profile and how judgemental Gotham’s high society can be than the vigilante stuff* I can’t imagine how hard it must have been to become a father so young. You must have still been in high school!
Bruce, confused and committed to the bit: Yeah, me and his mother still speak sometimes. He keeps getting annoyed by his brothers taking the car out for joyrides.
Lawyer: I hear ya, my eldest just started driving, she loves it though and keeps taking the car to Metropolis randomly.
#batman#batfamily#tim drake#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#red robin#dc universe#dcu#robin#red hood#nightwing#batfam#No it does not matter that Tim is already the CEO.#yes jason is legally dead here#yes jason does show up to next board meeting
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