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astonmartinii · 17 days

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the father who stepped up | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem gasly!reader

mr leclerc has been spotted with an all too familiar dog recently.

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR | BROTHER'S BFF MASTERLIST

- part of the brother's best friend series -

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yourusername: ceo of milf industries

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user1: i am NO better than a man

user2: i think enough time has passed... when do we get enzo's paddock debut

user3: i'm hearing monaco at least

pierregasly: this is false advertising

yourusername: enzo is my child, i am his mother

pierregasly: you're not cute enough to be a milf, sorry!

yourusername: just cause you've got the hairline of a grandpa is not mine or enzo's fault

pierregasly: MY HAIRLINE IS FINE

yourusername: PUSH BACK THE FRINGE

pierregasly: how dare you! this is a big insecurity of mine - you are NOT a girl's girl

yourusername: pierre why is mum calling me? PIERRE WHY IS MUM CALLING ME?

user4: i bet they have a get along shirt

yourusername: all i can say is that someone rocks it, and someone doesn't

pierregasly: are you still being mean while on the phone to mum????

yourusername: the hater grind never stops

estebanocon: enzo is getting so big 😭😭😭

yourusername: time flies, oh gosh i'm crying

estebanocon: motherhood does that to you

user5: i love how pierre and este are mortal enemies but y/n is besties with him regardless

yourusername: an opp of pierre is a friend of mine

charles_leclerc: cutest boy in the world

yourusername: i didn't know you had given up that title?

charles_leclerc: oh i-

pierregasly: STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM AND STOP BLUSHING IT'S JUST Y/N

user6: say it's just y/n as if it's NOT Y/N??

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pierregasly: I SAW THAT

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pierregasly: what's the point of having a sister if you can't steal her dog

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user7: this pooch has to be one of the most spoilt and pampered dogs in the world

user8: i wish i died and was reincarnated as enzo

yourusername: oh sure, i'm sure i'm great for plucking your eyebrows and helping you text back girls (@francisca.cgomes you're welcome)

pierregasly: do you mind?

yourusername: did you really ever think you'd pull kika with your charm alone?

pierregasly: yes?

yourusername: the delusion of men should be studied

pierregasly: do i have to call mum again?

yourusername: you call yourself tripod, if anything i should be calling the POLICE

user9: i know kika must have the patience of a saint to deal with their bickering

user10: i fear for any man who wants to get with y/n cause lord knows at his big age pierre will be wheeling out the overprotective brother act

pierregasly: that's my god given right

yukitsunoda0511: not in the photo dump... i see how it is

yourusername: every girl for themselves sorry yuki san

yukitsunoda0511: i think pierre is just jealous of our looks

yourusername: i think that is exactly it yuki

charles_leclerc: yuki not in the post but i wasn't even invited 🤨

pierregasly: you're literally in italy?

charles_leclerc: and?

pierregasly: god forbid a man doesn't want to be bullied by you and y/n

yourusername: (pussy)

user11: not to be a freak but charles and y/n would be so cute together

pierregasly: say anything like that again and you're getting blocked

yourusername: they hate to see a girlboss winning

pierregasly: excuse me?

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charles_leclerc: no paternity test needed

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user15: okay.... like... they're slay

user16: i'm personally going to celebrate now before the pierre tantrum

yourusername: oh i've already blocked his number lol

pierregasly: knock knock

yourusername: HELP HE DROVE ALL THE WAY FROM PARIS

user17: is charles dead? can we have a sign of life?

charles_leclerc: they can't get rid of me bitch

pierregasly: you're hiding in the bathroom I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS GIGGLING

yourusername: you're BREAKING AND ENTERING

pierregasly: i have a key?

charles_leclerc: for emergencies?

pierregasly: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY I NEED TO BEAT YOUR ASS

yourusername: not his ass!!!! it's so cute :(

pierregasly: not the time

user18: i can't - why are they having a conversation in the comment section when they're separated by a single door

pierregasly: WHY IS ESTEBAN HERE????????????

estebanocon: 1. i love drama and i love annoying you 2. y/n called me as back up

yourusername: you're being insane and i needed the lanky man to escort you out!

pierregasly: i just want to talk

yourusername: I CAN HEAR THE SOCK

charles_leclerc: THE SOCK?

estebanocon: i can confirm he has the sock

yukitsunoda0511: why don't i know what the sock is :(

yourusername: it's a sock full of loose change that you swing as a weapon @ MEN OF ITALY PLEASE MOBILISE YOUR GOD IS IN DANGER

charles_leclerc: tell enzo i love him :((((((

pierregasly: WHY IS MAX HERE AS WELL?

maxverstappen1: i am nosey

maxverstappen1: and esteban left the door open

danielricciardo: i am also here

alexalbon: me too, @yourusername can i have some of the dessert in the fridge?

yourusername: is the entire population of monaco in our house?

charles_leclerc: with that many witnesses he can't do anything

pierregasly: WHY DID YOU GUYS GIVE THEM ENOUGH TIME TO GET OUT AND LET Y/N GET HER SOCK

pierregasly: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

user19: what the fuck have i just read?

user20: are alpine down a driver?

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yourusername: did you guys know i recently became an only child?

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user23: now this could either mean that she has disowned pierre or that we did actually witness murder by sock

user24: enzo down an uncle

maxverstappen1: i am more than ready to take his spot

danielricciardo: me too

alexalbon: me three

pierregasly: i'm still alive?

yourusername: GHOST 🫵🏻

charles_leclerc: someone get the sage STAT

pierregasly; do not try and cleanse me away

yourusername: then stop STINKING UP THE GAFF WITH YOUR ATTITUDE

pierregasly: THEN STOP FUCKING MY BEST FRIEND

charles_leclerc: 🤓👆 she's actually in love with me

yourusername: that's true i am actually in love with him

pierregasly: there's a difference?

yourusername: your fuckboy is showing... kika i'm so sorry

user25: we got a 'LOVE' guys it's real

yourusername: we have a child, this is so real

charles_leclerc: locked in for life 🫰🏻

estebanocon: he just passed out in the sim

yourusername: good 👍🏻

charles_leclerc: he'll come around at some point, but for right now i love you too much to care

yourusername: i love you too charlie x

charles_leclerc: i love you more

yourusername: NOT POSSIBLE

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charles_leclerc: two years strong, no pierre tantrum can stop that :P

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user26: this is my official countdown to another pierre meltdown.

pierregasly: TWO YEARS? TWO YEARS? 730 DAYS? I CAN'T BE BOTHERED/CAN'T DO ANY MORE MATHS THAN THAT?

charles_leclerc: bro is proving why we didn't tell him in real time

pierregasly: i will choke you

charles_leclerc: you can't kill enzo's dad and be an absent uncle?

pierregasly: I AM NOT AN ABSENT UNCLE WHERE ARE YOU?

yourusername: newsflash bozo we thought ahead and are at a super secret second location

pierregasly: are you at max's?

yourusername: yes.

pierregasly: i knew you were too lazy to leave the building

yourusername: but you don't have a key to his place 😤

user27: y/n is real for that

maxverstappen1: EVERYONE BEHOLD I AM ABOUT TO COMPLIMENT CHARLES: enzo is very well trained and good with the cats

charles_leclerc: why thank you max

maxverstappen1: he must get it from his mother

charles_leclerc: rude! i thought this was a compliment to me?

yourusername: if it is my trait, it's singularly mine god lord it hasn't been passed down to all the gasly kids

pierregasly: i can read that you know

yourusername: you can read? next you're going to tell me you're potty trained as well

pierregasly: that's it i'm calling mum again

charles_leclerc: btw she already knows about us - i got permission from your parents

pierregasly: SO EVERYONE KNEW

yukitsunoda0511: i didn't :(

pierregasly: you're not in the family yuki that's not a big surprise

yukitsunoda0511: that's not what you said the other day... :((((((

pierregasly: i can't win these days

user28: first the alpine tractor and now this, pierre can't catch a break

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pierregasly: i guess we're bffs for life now

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user32: balance has been restored to the force

user33: the way it only took some puppy dog eyes from both charles and enzo and the past three week civil war was forgiven

yourusername: thank god, you really aren't made to be a drama queen, keep it for the radio

pierregasly: you're just lucky you chose a guy i like

yourusername: you forced me to hang out with him my whole life, so really this is all your fault.

pierregasly: ????

yourusername: it's always a man's fault

pierregasly: i give up. you win. sure it was my fault

user34: y/n ain't never losing an argument i feel sorry for pierre and charles

charles_leclerc: she's never wrong 🫡

yourusername: this is how it should be ladies

charles_leclerc: how does it feel to be the third favourite to your parents now?

pierregasly: really? i can get the sock back out?

charles_leclerc: i'm sorry!!!

pierregasly: but you are right, y/n is the favourite

yourusername: baby is always the favourite

arthurleclerc: true

charles_leclerc: 🙄

pierregasly: 🙄

yourusername: are we done being dramatic now? can i come to races and can we go to dinner?

pierregasly: don't you dare wear red

yourusername: too late :P

pierregasly: excuse me

yourusername: i've always been wearing red in some way every race

charles_leclerc: i can confirm

pierregasly: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

fin.

note: finally back with my fave ever trope and the pics of little leo just gave me that burst of inspiration. leo is so cute and so is the ice cream, charles really coming for babygirl of the year

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nicki0kaye · 1 year

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only took two years to finally draw these two necking. Gosh how time flies

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heartfullofleeches · 6 months

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V with a himbo/bimbo darling with huge tits that he somehow convinced them to wear shirts 3 sizes too small. Then he gets sent to the hospital bc the button popped off. Next thing u know he's blind in one eye and would 100% do it again to see the bounce of their tits

Your boyfriend is such a sweetheart~

Buying you new clothes left and right without you ever asking. You gotta do something to repay his sweet gestures someday-

Today, he surprised you with the cutest button up top in your favorite color and everything. Buttoning the shirt from the bottom up, the first few buttons closed with relative ease, but as you got closer to your chest the more difficult rose. Must've got a size too small by accident. Wouldn't want him to think you didn't like it. Sucking in air - you attempt to push that last button through with no luck. Your boyfriend perks up as you slump in defeat, tits spilling from the opening in your shirt.

"Don't worry, babe - I got you covered." V hides his excitement and the nervous quake of his hands behind a broad smile. You suck air through your teeth as he quickly buttons your shirt. He takes the time to place his hand on your ribcage - cupping your chest as you exhale. He gropes and squeezes your ample flesh, burying his grin in the fabric of your shirt as he hugs your waist with his free arm.

"How's it feel?"

"It actually feels pretty-"

Your sentence is cut short by the tear of cloth. V's touches conjoined with the size of your bust and steady proved to be too much strain for the shirt to withstand. As you breath out for a second time, the seams rip - top two buttons pop off. V hisses as second hits his open eye.

"Fuck!" He flies back in his chair, hand covering his right eye as pain shoots through his nerves. He pulls it down, blinking away the temporary blindness when softness cushions his cheek.

"Oh my gosh! Are you okay?" You throw your arms around his neck, pulling his face towards your exposed chest as you examine his eye. The redness of his eye is nothing compared to the flush to his skin.

"Never been better~...."

#yandere oc #yandere #yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere scenarios #yandere insert #yandere blurb #yandere x you #yandere x reader #male yandere #V my oc

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spacebarbarianweird · 26 days

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Omg i love your Headcanon's but i especially love your spawn Batstarion please can you do a hc where he was truly feeling awful maybe a bad dream or bad day by rude people and Tav (reader) would just give him a spa day just for his bat form he is a purring and happy squeak mess later 🥺❤️

Gosh! It's such a hilarious headcanon I can't go past it.

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You don't know how it works with other vampires, but Astarion's bat form is his stress-response.

It's his way to run away from himself, from nightmares, from horrors.

Even though he is fully conscious in the wild form, you suspect his perception of the world gets different once his tortured soul finds itself in the bat form.

You absolutely adore carrying Astarion in your hands, rubbing his head and stomach as he purrs loudly like a kitten.

Unfortunately, it's also his way of hiding.

If he doesn't turn back for a long time, you know his mind is really in a dark place, and he can't bring himself to face it as himself.

Usually, you start worrying if he stays like that for more than a day.

You start caressing his back, rubbing his ears, saying all the words of love you can think of.

Your voice becomes a lighthouse in the ocean of horrors that shows Astarion the way back.

This time, nothing helps.

It's three days of silence as Astarion flies in his bat form. When you try to talk to him, he barely acknowledges your existence.

Something is wrong, you know that.

So, you decide to take the action in your caring hands.

You order a bath in the inn where you are staying.

You undress and submerge in the hot water, holding Astarion to your chest.

You wash his wings and paws, making sure all your movements are soft and tender.

Rub his head and belly.

You get braver and start speaking all the sweet nonsense you can think of.

Usually, you are embarrassed to say these things because Astarion starts mocking you.

But since he's chosen to be silent you go all out.

How sweet he is, how much you love him.

His eyes are closed, and he purrs quietly as splashes more hot water over him.

"It would be much easier if you told me what's wrong," you finally say, seeing he isn't going to transform back.

You cup his body and press Astarionto your chest as you sit in silence in the bathtub slowly falling asleep.

Then you suddenly feel weight against your body.

Astarion, in his natural form, sits beside you, pressing his curled head to your chest.

"Hm, are you finally back?" You rub his sensitive ear.

"I- I was lost," he reluctantly admits. "My back hurt again, I thought it started bleeding and burning. And it was just too much. And the more I was in the bat form, the more difficult it was to return."

You tug him closer, making sure he is comfortable in your arms.

"But I've heard all these stupid things you told me," he chuckles.

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starringjazz · 9 days

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Traveling with genshin men ❈

Tw: touchy interactions, cussing, blood

NUEVILLETTE ✽

“Nuevi what if we fall?” You ask a bit concerned on the structure of the water transport in Fontaine. Nuevilette smiles sweetly at you, “we won’t..but if we do I’ll catch you.” He takes your hand and guides you to the chair. You sit down but it’s crowded so he pulls you to his lap. You start to blush a bit. The water transport stops and you walk out. “Baby we’re so far away though” He stares at you confused. You forget this man is also a water dragon. “You know how to swim don’t you?” “Uhm” He carries you and puts the luggage on you back. He jumps into the water and you scream “ WAIT WAIT WAITTTT AHHHHHH” He puts a bubble around your head and dives deep in the water” you are amazed at all of the sea creatures and beautiful corals and treasure. You finally reach your destination. He pops the bubble and kisses your cheek. “Atlast we are in our destination”

KAZUHA ･:* ೫̥♡*

You’re walking to the town of Liyue and you stumble upon some greedy treasure hoarders. You left y/w (your weapon) at home, so you weren’t prepared for a fight. Kazuha looked at the treasure hoarders and asked “Do you know what you are about to do?” The treasure hoarders said “SHUT UP AND GIVE US ALL OF YOUR MONEY” One of the treasure hoarders grabbed you and covered your mouth. Kazuha snapped “you insignificant bitches..” he murmured. “One step closer and I’ll throw a pyro potion at your little girl” He looked your way and smirks “Nice body..might have fun with you before I—" Kazuha ultimately swirls and whips his sword another time, which gathers all of the hoarder and boom they hit the floor. Blood gushing out from heads arms and backs and they’re defeated. The big hoarder who was holding you drops you and poofs away. You get up and Kazuha pulls you with anemo and cups your face and checked you for any cuts. His flower is the most important thing to him. “We’re gonna move flower” “okay” you hug him while he carries you to the town.

WRIOTHESLEY ✮

Wriothesley is the type of man to hold your hand, shoulder, head, neck, or waist while walking. If you’re walking through trees and branches? He moves your head down. A hilichurl throws a rock at you? He moves you by the waist. It’s safe to say that this man will not let anyone put a finger on you. He’s so protective! You want an apple? He picks it for you. Like calm down!! You hold onto him to reassure him that your safe. Sometimes there are slimes bouncing toward you and you say “awww so cute!!” You walk over to pet one and Wriothesley OBLITERATES THEM. “OH MY GOSH” you cover your mouth. “What’s wrong with you?!” You yell. “Your naive mind” he says.

WANDERER (he’s still bossy (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) ) ｡･*･:♪

He holds your hand as you fly. That’s it. He literally doesn’t see the importance of walking so he grips you hand and flies. “IT BURNNNS IT BURRRRRNNNS” You scream. He just rolls his eyes and let’s go. “AHHHHHHH” He catches you..”Now do you want to hold my hand?” You sniff being dramatic but kinda not because you literally almost died. “Uh huh” He smirks and continues to fly.

A/N HELLO? Thanks for 100+ likes on my other post!!!

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janahanooo · 3 months

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Day 7!! It has been since a week! Gosh, time flies quickly

I brought you Azul x Yuu today!

Azul: how much do you love me?

Yuu: how much money do you have?

Azul: ...*hic*.... much

Yuu: then I love you even more than the amount of money you have!

Azul: !!

Azul: *hic* *sob* I love you too, pearl

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #azul x yuu #twisted wonderland azul #twst azul #azul ashengrotto

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akiira00 · 10 months

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hi !! is it possible to ask for jinwoo's shadows ? i just wanted to ask for a gn / male reader who is very affectionate with his shadows-- i'm sorry if you can't write for them ! have a good day ! "⊹ฺ(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

— Shadows

Pairing: Sung Jin-Woo x G/n! Reader, Jin-Woo’s shadows platonically. (Idk how to tag this-)

Genre: Pure fluff.

Synopsis: Just some general headcanons with your boyfriend and his shadows!

A/n: Sure! Sorry if it’s a bit OOC, but I’ll try my best, hope you like it! It’s kind-of short tho-

Length: 0.5k words.

I think the relationship with Jin-Woo would be a bit of a messy thing. Generally getting home late and all things.

But he does love you with all his might, so he’ll probably leave one, two or maybe even three of his trustable shadows to take care of you!

This would lead to many boring days on the couch as you waited for jinwoo, as you probably watched k-dramas with Beru. (I love him sm…)

Jin-Woo would often find you and Beru both bawling your eyes out together at even the death of a puppy in a movie. (I would too tho)

This leads to some scolding to Beru that he “needs to concentrate on his task” but nonetheless it’ll happen again.

“Beru, again…? Gosh…” Jin-Woo would say as he took a step onto your shared apartment, looking at how you and Beru were yet again ignoring his requests of seriousness and watching whatever thing on the TV.

But what did he not expect? Seeing Tank on the garden watching too. That made him facepalm as you laughed at his reaction, as you were leaning on the giant ice bear alongside Beru. “What- TANK, YOU TOO?!”

I imagine him ‘grounding’ the poor giant bear making him sit in the corner of the garden or something, but every time he did that, you were always by the side of the fluffy giant. (Wait- Can a shadow be fluffy…? Idk.)

Aside from the whole TV habits, Jin-Woo would often take you into rides on Kaisel’s back, watching over the city or far away to enjoy some time together.

Every ride of this ones would lead on you hugging the giant dragon as you both flied through Korea’s skies.

“Hang on tight.” Jin-Woo said as you both climbed up Kaisel’s back, and you quickly nodded, but the thing he expected you the least to do, you did. He turned away for just a second and you already were laid down on the dragon’s back without a care.

He’d climb up followed by a sigh, sitting down beside you and looking at you directly in the eyes. “You really want to do that…? I can make him fly vertically and you’d be dead.” He said, obviously not going to do it, so you just staid in place before you heard his voice again. “Kaisel, up.”

You instantly stumbled back onto your knees as the giant dragon flew straight up, with Jin-Woo mantaining you in place with his sort-of telekinesis skill. (He hadn’t tell you about his whole skill set and what it was.)

“Told you. Wasn’t difficult to just sit up, huh?” He teased with a smirk as you just let out a tiny pout, leaning your head on his shoulder as you both flew together, gently patting the dragon’s back every now and then.

He often teases you like that, maybe even when he finds you sleeping against Tank’s back, which is oddly really common.

Overall, being Jin-Woo’s partner not only gives you that wonderful man, but gives you tons of shadows to spend time with, and you certainly used that to the full extent.

You have him, a TV buddy, a three on one couch, bed and pet, and even a dragon. What else could anyone ask for?!

#sung jinwoo x reader #solo leveling x reader

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dahliadew · 1 year

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The Haunting of the Fortress of Solitude (dp x dc fanfic prompt)

So it finally happened he's been kidded out, well it was bound to happen eventually, from missing class to coming home way past curfew; Danny knows he's been freaking his parents out a lot recently. But he never thought it would come to this point, and it's not like there's a lot he could do about it; if he tells his parents about his ghostly after-school activities, then he runs the risk of being dissected, and it's not like he can go to Jazz or Vlad. One, jazz is finally away at college, and it's not like she has the money or space to house him, and it's not like he'd want to put that responsibility onto her, and two, Vlad is crazy, so he's out the right way. The only remaining option is Aunt Alicia. But he hadn't spoken to her in years, so it was a roll of the dice as to whether or not she'd help him.

So he's on his own in the middle of a heat wave with a core that's mostly made up of pure ice, well sometimes the most straightforward option is the best one, and he, like the dumb ass he is, flies down to the Antarctic, looking for a place to hang out for like a mouth. Or, at the very least, as long as it took to figure something better out.

On his way down how, ever, he found something weird and marvelous. A large, jagged crystal building that sang to his core. Stardust was embedded in the walls of the building, and ice trailed across the floors; it's almost like this building was put here for him specifically. And everything would be perfect if it wasn't for Superman showing up and killing the vibe.

So Danny does what he does best and becomes the best darn ghost that he can be to get his so hideout back. Later, he learns that this is actually Superman's (sorta) house, but well, gosh darn it, he's got squatters' rights, so if Superman wants him gone, he's going to haft to evict him himself.

Superman, however, has been having a bad time lately. Things at the daily planet have been tuff with his boss getting on him for missing meetings, Louis going on a two-week trip to Gotham to do a profile of the hottest man of the year three years running Bruce "Brucie" Wayne and to top it all off there something in the fortress of solitude. At first, he was worried that some animal had somehow gotten into the building, but he knew he would have seen it already. He's already looked over the whole building with X-ray vision, and other than a few bears roaming around the building; he hasn't been able to find anything.

But regardless, so far, not only have four of his super and regular suits been accosted in fine-grade glitter, but his minimal furniture is also moved just slightly to the left (including the central console THAT IS BOLTED TO THE FLOOR). Black voids have even started to engulf his vision when he enters certain building parts, with his vision only clearing when he emerges in different parts of the building than where he was before.

What Clark doesn't know is that the fortress itself is somewhat sentient, and with the arrival of what it perceives as another lost son of Krypton, it is more than happy to play with what it sees as a young child. Plus, the fortes thinks Ka-EL needs to let loose more often and playing with this child will help both destress him and help train the baby that showed up on its literal doorstep.

As for Superman, Ok, maybe it's gone beyond the scope of what he can deal with, but he's having a bad day, and he refuses to lose to whatever the heck is in his house. And he would have continued to do this if not for the fact strange portals opened periodically with otherworldly eyes and limbs reaching out and brushing against him as he walked through the halls. Ok, maybe it's time to call Batman.

So he does. He calls him, and you know damn well that he is polite about it, so there is no reason for Batman to hang up before continuing the call. (he knows B is laughing at him, even if B never laughs, he KNOWS). When he gets a hold of Batman again, it takes less than three minutes for the two of them to decide they need to get Constantine.

Once they finally get him into the building itself, it takes Batman virtually breathing down John's neck to keep him from running out the door, which is odd because as soon as the other two show up, everything seems to return to normal. That is until John starts to draw some seals along the floor then a voice rings out, crying, demanding that they stop. And it's here that, for the first time, Clark comes face to face with what he thinks is the ghost of a Kryptioian child. And things get confused further when Danny, not understanding the conversation entirely, plays into the ghost angle, thinking it will make them leave. But instead, Clark is both horrified and delighted that there is a child's ghost in his home, someone with a direct connection to his home world. As for Batman and John, they both realize they need to do something quickly; otherwise, Superman may have a heart attack. They do not need another ghost on their hands.

As time passes, the two end up sorting things out, even with Batman's paranoia and John's skepticism and end up living together both in Antarctica and Metropolis, with Danny flying between the two at his leisure. But eventually, Danny knows he needs to transform back into his human form, and with Superman constantly hanging around him, finding time to do that becomes complicated. So when he eventually does transform back in the midst of a battle with a powerful magical enemy, Superman, in shock, thinks that Dan-El has somehow come back to life but in a hybrid Kryptonian/human form. And so he, as the resident alien on Earth, takes it upon himself to try to teach him how to be human on Earth. Now Danny, on top of everything, has to pretend to be both an alien from a species he knows little to nothing about and also now act like a human who isn't supposed to know anything about being human. Well, that's just great, but at least he doesn't need to worry about paying rent anymore.

#superman #Danny Phantom #danny fenton #dp dc crossover #dc x dp #John Constantine #batman #dc prompt #dc crossover #danny phantom fanfic #fanfiction prompts #dcu prompts #this totally isn't me just putting john in all of my prompts because I'm obsessed with the snarky British man #fanfic prompt #Danny causing problems #Danny is the rat hiding in Clarks walls

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chefbeepo · 7 months

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A REDRAW!

A REDRAW OF THIS IMAGE !!!

Oh my God the new one looks so refreshing bruh 😭 i drew the original is febuary... gosh how time flies I legit thought I did this a year ago cux this is around the same time last year I got into transformers

#transformers #transformers idw #transformers mtmte #transformers memes #transformers art #macadam #tf brainstorm #brainstorm #perceptor #simpatico #chromedome

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poemgyu · 1 year

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ㅡ sick

ㅡ genre: fluff

ㅡ pairing: neighbor!beomgyu x g/n reader (wrote with fem reader in mind)

ㅡ tw: reader has a fever, nothing too extreme though

ㅡ a/n: happy gyu 🐻 day !! :D

you wake up feeling worse than usual as you slowly get out of bed, exiting your room to be met with the sight of your mom getting ready for work. “morning, mom” your voice was a bit heavy. your mom spins around with a smile on her face. “good morning honey!” she says while coming closer to hug you but feels that you were really warm. her hand flies to your forehead.

and the next thing you knew, a thermometer has been shoved into your mouth. it beeps and your mom checks it. 101 degrees, it shows on the digital screen. a small gasp leaves her mouth. “y/n you have a high fever, stay home from school today, okay?” she says and you nod.

a guilty look plasters her face. “sorry honey, i’m working the whole day so I’ll probably be back tomorrow evening” you nod, “it’s fine mom, i’ll be okay” you say with a smile. that’s how it always is. you’re always home alone. your mother blows you a kiss before leaving through the front door.

choi beomgyu, your neighbor and classmate also exits his apartment. his eyes land on your mother leaving your apartment. “auntie!” beomgyu calls out, giving her a small bow. “did y/n accidentally sleep in again?” your mom smiles at him. “no, she’s got a fever so she’s staying home, dear” beomgyu nods and gives your mom a smile, watching her go down the elevator.

beomgyu sighs, looking at your apartment door. there’s no way that she’s capable of taking care of herself. he sighs once again. “guess i gotta take care of this idiot” he mumbles, before ringing your doorbell. you don’t answer so he rings it again. soon, he hears some footsteps and coughing on the other end before the door finally opens, revealing a tired you with pink cheeks, probably due to your fever.

you sniffle “beomgyu? what are you doing here?” he looks at you. “you’re home alone?” “yup, until tomorrow evening” you say in between a cough with a smile. “aren’t you gonna let me enter?” he says with raised eyebrows. “oh yeah! come in!” you step aside letting him in. he was in his school uniform. “but you’re gonna be late for school” you say after shutting your door.

“i’m not going today,” he replies casually. before you get to question him he speaks up again. “how high is your fever?” “101, but i’m completely okay!” you say with a smile, giving him a thumbs up. he doesn’t buy it, looking concerned at your wobbling figure. just as you’re about to say something you black out.

before you’re able to hit the floor, beomgyu catches your fainted figure. “gosh, you idiot” he says, carrying you to your room before gently placing you on your bed. he tucks you in, making sure to cover your whole body with the blanket. he stares at you for a second. “you deserve better”

beomgyu is currently in the kitchen, cooking soup for you hoping it will help with your high fever. he’s cutting up vegetables when he hears footsteps. y/n’s probably going to the bathroom. he turns out to be wrong as he soon feels a tug on his sleeve. “beomgyuuu” you say, eyes half closed. he chuckles, finding you cute.“why aren’t you in bed?”

“i don’t wanna” you pout. beomgyu sighs before turning off the stove. you’re hugging him like a koala. “you gotta rest if you wanna get better” you object to what he says, shaking your head, eyes still half closed. beomgyu sighs again before placing his hands around your waist before he picks you up.

your legs are wrapped around beomgyu’s waist and his hands are below your back, supporting you while he carries you like a baby. your arms wrap around his neck and your head rests on his shoulder. he’s so comfortable. you fall asleep on him while he carries you back to your bed and tucks you in for the second time today. beomgyu’s chuckles at you before going back to the kitchen.

an hour later, beomgyu finishes cooking your first meal of the day. he turns off the stove in satisfaction, until he feels someone hugging him from behind. beomgyu turns around and as expected, it was none other than you. “beomgyuuu cuddles” you whine with half closed eyes, talking in between sniffles. beomgyu smiles at the adorable sight before him. “m’kay but only if you eat first, ‘kay?” you eagerly nod.

beomgyu takes the soup he made to your room, you following closely behind him. “sit down” he motions toward the bed. you follow what he said almost immediately, impatiently waiting so that beomgyu can give you your long awaited cuddles.

“gyu, i’m too tired to eat by myself” you cough with a pout, a hint of whining laced in your voice. as if he was expecting it beomgyu takes the spoon full of soup and brings it close to your mouth. “say aaaa” he laughs. you open your mouth and beomgyu feeds you the soup. “it’s really good beomie!” you say cheerfully while beomgyu smiles at the cute nicknames you keep giving him.

you finish the soup beomgyu fed you with a satisfied smile; it’s finally cuddle time!! “cm’on gyu!” you say, motioning him to join you on your bed. he chuckles before laying down beside you. “cuddle me” you whine. “okay, okay impatient child” he snickers at your impatience. beomgyu pulls you close to him, one of his arms wraps around you and the other is placed protectively over the back of your head. you’re snuggled comfortably into his chest. “you’re so warm” you softly whisper, just loud enough for him to hear.

beomgyu smiles. “you know, you’d be a good boyfriend” you say sniffling as the snot in your nose keeps coming. beomgyu stays silent for a moment, “only for you” he whispers. hearing no reply from you, beomgyu looks down at you, slowly moving your face to get a better look. and there you were, sound asleep in his arms. “am I that comfortable?” he laughs.

“get well soon, baby” he whispers into your ear, knowing you won’t be able to hear him before he soon joins you in your slumber.

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zoeykallus · 10 months

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Hello Zoey! No pressure if you can't but I was wondering if maybe you can write some headcanons on how the Bad Batch would react if their female s/o had accidently punched them because they were startled by them. I know I worded this weird. If you can't then that's ok, I still love your work!🥰

Aloha!

😁

That sounds like a fun idea!

The Bad Batch x Fem!Reader HCs - The Sneaky And The Startled

Hunter

You don't hear him enter the room. You are lost in thought, looking in your closet for a special dress to wear tonight.

Then suddenly you feel someone standing behind you, the same second Hunter opens his mouth.

"Would-"

Your elbow interrupts him. Hunter isn't prepared for it, but is able to move aside a little, so your elbow doesn't catch his face full force.

"Ouch," he says dryly, rubbing his cheek.

Your heart races in shock, and you hastily stammer an apology.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!"

Hunter smirks wryly.

"You're pretty jumpy," he says with a soft laugh, kissing your heated cheek.

Embarrassed, you smile apologetically at him.

"You mustn't sneak up on me like that."

Hunter laughs again and says, "I wasn't sneaking, you were just lost in thought. I just wanted to ask you if you would like to go to that little restaurant tonight, the one on the roof terrace"

It's your favorite restaurant, with a gorgeous view, beautiful ambiance and fantastic food. Occasionally you treat yourselves to an evening there.

You put your arms around his shoulders and say dreamily, "I'd love to".

Echo

He doesn't scare you on purpose, but every now and then, when you're lost in thought, like now, it happens.

You hear a noise behind you, startled, you move around with your arm outstretched to immediately ward off possible attackers, an automatic reflex you have acquired.

Echo automatically jerks his Scomp Link upward as protection, defense, also an automatic reaction, and your forearm hits the prosthetic relatively hard. Pain immediately travels from your forearm up into your shoulder. You both stare at each other, startled, and start stammering apologies at the same time, talking in confusion.

Finally, you both laugh at your hilarious mishap and behavior.

"Are you hurt, dear?", Echo finally asks gently.

"No, not really, just a little bruise," you assure him.

Echo grabs your arm and looks at it more closely. He sighs softly, kisses your cheek, and gets the baccta. It doesn't matter how much you insist you're not really hurt. Echo will take care of even a simple bruise.

Wrecker

Wrecker accidentally scaring you doesn't happen often. The giant is not exactly inconspicuous and not necessarily very quiet. But still, it happens, especially when you're lost in thought or fully focused on something else.

Wrecker has been showering, has put on his Blacks, but since he doesn't have to leave today, has left out the rest of his gear, including his shoes, so his footsteps are unusually quiet today.

When he clears his throat behind you, you jump up, startled, and punch him in the chest.

Wrecker looks down at you with raised eyebrows and asks, "Are you all right?"

"You scared me," you say a little breathlessly, "How can someone that big move so quietly?"

Wrecker chuckles in amusement.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, and I wasn't sneaking either, at least not on purpose".

You sigh and gently stroke his chest with your palm where your fist hit him earlier.

"I'm sorry, too," you say softly.

Wrecker smirks.

"It's okay, sweetie, don't worry, that didn't hurt," he says, leaning down to you and kissing your forehead.

Tech

He's not a sneak, but he's often lost in thought himself and not really aware of how quietly he moves sometimes.

Tech has his datapad in his hand again, is on his way to you. Engrossed in his calculations, he approaches you and doesn't see that you are also busy and don't immediately notice his approach.

When you feel his hand on your shoulder, you hastily turn around and knock the datapad out of his hand. The device flies through the air, finally landing on the floor with a clatter, and part of it breaks off.

Your heart races, but at first neither of you says a word, instead looking at the broken datapad on the ground.

Finally, you look at him. His brows are raised in surprise. After a blink, he says matter-of-factly, "Well, that's unfortunate."

You find your voice again and say apologetically, "I didn't mean to. You gave me a scare. I'm sorry, Tech."

He picks up the pieces of the device again and says, "I should be able to fix that, dear, no need to worry"

"Are you sure?" you ask meekly.

Tech smiles gently, kisses your cheek and assures you, "Absolutely sure."

Crosshair

It is in his nature to move and behave quietly and unseen, that is in his profession. It actually happens quite often that he startles you. Crosshair has been standing in the same room with you for a while, but you haven't noticed him. Amused, he watches you talk quietly to yourself as you work, going over some things in your head. He finally approaches you, already prepared for the fact that you will most likely get scared again. And he is right. As you turn hastily, terrified, your arm already raised to lash out in panic, his hand grabs your wrist, quickly and deftly, preventing you from hitting him. You look up at him, startled, heart racing. The toothpick between his lips moves from one corner of his mouth to the other before he says, "Cute." You sigh and say, "You really need to get out of the habit of sneaking up on me." Crosshair smirks. "That's probably not going to happen. It would be better you get out of the habit of being scared" You frown, "How am I supposed to get out of that habit?" " In that I scare you more often" he says, still smirking. You roll your eyes. "Hey that's my move" he says dryly "You're cute when you talk to yourself by the way".

You blink and look at him in surprise. Finally, he lets go of your wrist, leans toward you and kisses your heated cheek.

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