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thelesbiansuperjesus · 9 months
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We aren’t talking about muppets goncharov as much as we should be. Like dont lie I know you guys also watched it as a kid despite it being a straight to dvd bargain bin kinda movie. That shit was gold. I don’t care if it was essentially a high budget shitpost it was my childhood. Kermit as gonch?! Priceless. moment of the century. The inclusion of the clocks?! Literal art. When I tell you the muppets team knew what they were doing, *they knew what they were doing*
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Give me muggleborn students trolling eachother via howlers and voice changers but they accidentally use muggle jokes that the pureblood kids don’t understand (think Nigerian Prince scams) so it spirals out of control.
“I didn’t know your family had ties to nobility? Why didn’t you mention it?”
“Pardon?”
“You’re familiar with African nobility? Enough that they send you howlers? And you didn’t care to mention that?”
“Oh… oh yeah that’s… my bad?”
Queue every muggle raised child realizing this opportunity and making eyes that scream “do NOT fuck this up for all of us” at each other before the gossip network does its work.
Anyways I just wanna see Goncharov level of unity because they absolutely would stick to the bit if someone fell for it.
Professor Snape would die over this silently, while all the pureblood teachers are like “???? Are you well, Severus?”
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squidink18 · 9 months
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Lies and SLANDER TIKTOK COULD NEVER
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fabrickind · 1 year
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With the renewed popularity of Goncharov (1973), I had to make a cosplay from this cinematic masterpiece
The scene where Katya is deciding whether to leave at the train station has brilliant symbolism in the costumes. I couldn't resist. (And note Sophia's lighter as a prop💖)
Katya @fabrickind
📸 @silencedrowns
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caffeinatedpunk · 1 year
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I was explaining Goncharov to my dad and he theorized that martin Scorsese himself decided to start this whole thing from a fake account so that he could steal our ideas and produce the film. And honestly i hope he's right because it's the only way this whole story could be even funnier
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awkward-sultana · 1 year
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GUYS
WHAT???
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Propaganda:
Goncharov
-By the nature of the media any interpretation of them is canon
Nimona
-Shapeshifters are inherently trans.
-Started out as a whisp of red in the movie so no
AGAB, so any gender is trans for them
-In the comic their parents accuse them of being a changling that replaced their "Real" Child, so there's some queer angst
-They spend the movie being told it would be "easier" if they were just a girl and pushing against that
"And now you're a boy.” "I am today."
-"But I'm not a girl. I'm a shark!"
-The creator is also trans and this story seems to be very dear to him
-Any sympathetic monster story is gonna be heavy with the queerness, especially this one where the trans allegory is woven throughout every bit of the story
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Tumblr be like :
Gaslight Gatekeep Goncharov
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theydreamtheydream · 9 months
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The main problem with Zepotha is that there is no COLLABORATION! No one is agreeing on what the main plot is or character names or aesthetics. They go “oh fake indie horror movie”? Lemme make my own headcanons and ideas on it and run with it so now everyone has their own version of what that movie is and there is no cohesiveness to make it more believable/confusing.
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outlandishly-explicit · 9 months
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Y’all zepotha could NEVER
We had an entire Google document organizing the fictional canon of this movie we all held genuinely dear. Even the spreadsheet had guidelines. Tiktok could never 👎🏾
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tio-trile · 11 months
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wait what in the heck kinda badge is next to your name right now
Oh you mean my
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gaycrowcore · 1 year
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if historians find out about the Goncharov stuff, will they believe its real and something that was genuinely lost to time? or will there be evidence of it being fake?
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theantichrost · 9 months
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I think I found a mafia movie that doesn't exist
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I couldn't any information about it, only this YouTube channel and Chazz Palminteri knows it exists. It feels like I'm watching Goncharov or some shit
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Me: I hate clichés
Author: the sunshine character turns lethal when their love interest is in danger
Me: *gags* WTF THE SUNSHINE CHARACTER TURNS LETHAL WHEN THEIR LOVE INTEREST IS IN DANGER?!?!
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venusiannights · 1 year
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This scene in Goncharov (1973) just broke me 🥹
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"What do you believe in?"
"Nothing."
"Therefore you are nothing, Goncharov. Beliefs make the Man."
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mell0w-mf · 1 year
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“It catches up to us all, Goncharov— time.”
AHHHHHH IM SO FUCKING GLAD THIS MOVIE HAS FINALLY BEGUN TO BE TALKED ABOUT. THERE IS SO MUCH TO SAY, AND YET THE MOVIE ALSO?? SOMEHOW??? SAYS EVERYTHING THERE IS TO SAY. That’s what makes it so good I think- the queer representation, the subltleties of Scorcese’s work?? Everything. Me and my boyfriend decided to rewatch it together and everything holds up so well, we were both even crying by the bridge scene.
If you haven’t seen this movie yet, or you haven’t rewatched it in a while- without hesitation go watch it now. It is one of the only classics that I will sing praise for and it is so deserving. Goncharov is a movie like no other, all should experience it’s wonder.
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