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train-fucker · 1 year
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I can’t believe it’s the 50th anniversary of goncharov this year it literally feels like it JUST came out
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lemon-and-lead · 1 year
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a lot of the lighting in Goncharov is absolutely stunning. I was inspired to do a study of katya during the cafe scene.
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kakitysax · 1 year
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Hey followers I just want to clarify that Goncharev is a film that does not exist /srs. Everything I have reblogged about it is people making shit up so that it sounds like it's a real movie. It's not. It's a joke.
I say this because I know that there might be people out there who have been gaslit or who are used to being left out of "in jokes" or made fun of for trusting and believing people and I don't want to be responsible for hurting anyone.
That said, pretending shit exists that doesn't and making up convincing bullshit is one of my favorite type of jokes so I will be continuing to do this!!! Please enjoy and meme responsibly
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Give me muggleborn students trolling eachother via howlers and voice changers but they accidentally use muggle jokes that the pureblood kids don’t understand (think Nigerian Prince scams) so it spirals out of control.
“I didn’t know your family had ties to nobility? Why didn’t you mention it?”
“Pardon?”
“You’re familiar with African nobility? Enough that they send you howlers? And you didn’t care to mention that?”
“Oh… oh yeah that’s… my bad?”
Queue every muggle raised child realizing this opportunity and making eyes that scream “do NOT fuck this up for all of us” at each other before the gossip network does its work.
Anyways I just wanna see Goncharov level of unity because they absolutely would stick to the bit if someone fell for it.
Professor Snape would die over this silently, while all the pureblood teachers are like “???? Are you well, Severus?”
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hollerite · 5 months
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Ok I know the Goncharov hype has died down for the rest of yall, but my page is 100% Goncharov right now, so I'm gonna say my thing regardless. I really like how, by total coincidence, when the meme started it just so happened to be when the movie was supposed to be 49 years old. Like, that just made the next anniversary so much more fun than if the claim was that it came out 1972 or 77 or something. Amazing foresight by the tumblers.
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moonage-nightterrors · 2 months
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i’m crying i found a wikipedia article for goncharov and what the fuck is this 😭
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caffeinatedpunk · 1 year
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I was explaining Goncharov to my dad and he theorized that martin Scorsese himself decided to start this whole thing from a fake account so that he could steal our ideas and produce the film. And honestly i hope he's right because it's the only way this whole story could be even funnier
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awkward-sultana · 1 year
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GUYS
WHAT???
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cancerstanople · 1 year
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who needs good grades when you can spend every waking moment trying to piece together a timeline for a movie that doesn't exist based on the handful of crumbs of collectively hallucinated agreed-upon lore found on tumblr dot com
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Propaganda:
Goncharov
-By the nature of the media any interpretation of them is canon
Nimona
-Shapeshifters are inherently trans.
-Started out as a whisp of red in the movie so no
AGAB, so any gender is trans for them
-In the comic their parents accuse them of being a changling that replaced their "Real" Child, so there's some queer angst
-They spend the movie being told it would be "easier" if they were just a girl and pushing against that
"And now you're a boy.” "I am today."
-"But I'm not a girl. I'm a shark!"
-The creator is also trans and this story seems to be very dear to him
-Any sympathetic monster story is gonna be heavy with the queerness, especially this one where the trans allegory is woven throughout every bit of the story
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Tumblr be like :
Gaslight Gatekeep Goncharov
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eggybaconeggyt · 1 year
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Goncharov (1973)
Dir. Martin Scorsese
Screenplay by Matteo JWHJ
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bodhrancomedy · 8 months
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I’d just like to inform Tumblr that Tiktok has come up with their own version of Goncharov.
It’s called Zepotha and the mode of transmission is to tell people they look like ___ from Zepotha.
I, myself, apparently look like “the bodyguard from Zepotha”.
Luckily for me, I’d already seen the video so I’m taking it with pride. 😂
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soultea · 1 year
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OH Goncharov THIS and Sophie THAT but what about Valery huh? Valery Michailov who cares SO MUCH about his sister. Valery Michailov who has no discernable love interest (no Luciana doesn't count it was never confirmed and honestly I didn't buy it on his end in the film itself). Valery Michailov who clearly doesn't have a sexual urge in his body if those failed seduction scenes are to be believed. Valery Michailov who is SO DONE with all the romantic drama and just wants to go home and have his family intact again.
Y'all can keep your homoerotic tension, I want the aro/ace King.
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Everyone was freaking out about Goncharov like Marauders stans haven't been creating a cinematic universe out of nothing for years
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