No, no, NO! You don’t understand! If they were going to make a movie called “Goncharov” it would have to be a modern REBOOT of the 1973 film. Then everyone would have the right to consume the media while simultaneously complaining about how “it isn’t as good as the original” or “I can’t BELIEVE that they left out the iconic part XYZ”. We get to watch the film and preserve the original. Everyone wins.
okay but it's HILARIOUS that we only call goncharov by his last name. we literally use nobody else's last name exclusively, but goncharov? at this point i'm not even sure my man has a first name. i mean, even andrey calls him goncharov and they're like this close to making out on screen
The people joking about Chris Pratt being cast as Andrey in the Goncharov remake are knocking on hell's door and if we're not careful the devil is going to answer
i keep seeing you guys be conflicted about how watching an actual goncharov movie would be super cool but then ppl say “yeah but it would ruin it!”
so here’s a pitch for you
a goncharov II movie. no first one, for obvious reasons. but they make a sequel and everyone who KNOWS will know and everyone who doesn’t will… well, you know. perfect way to continue the joke without completely ruining it and see a movie.
how could i ever leave tumblr. where else will i get glup shitto horse plinko ides of march goncharov mishapocalypse oh worm, huh? this hellsite has a personality. it lives, and that is a threat and a consolation prize. it has lore, bitch. 2014core. do you like the color of the sky. spiders georg. loss. sexymen. british food be like. live slug reaction. crab rave. kneel says the demon light. i can keep fucking going, the list is endless
who needs good grades when you can spend every waking moment trying to piece together a timeline for a movie that doesn't exist based on the handful of crumbs of collectively hallucinated agreed-upon lore found on tumblr dot com
Was picking out art references from the footage of my shoot for a person that wanted to do Goncharov fan art and this is and remains my absolute favourite. PLEASE turn this into a meme.