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thelesbiansuperjesus · 9 months

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We aren’t talking about muppets goncharov as much as we should be. Like dont lie I know you guys also watched it as a kid despite it being a straight to dvd bargain bin kinda movie. That shit was gold. I don’t care if it was essentially a high budget shitpost it was my childhood. Kermit as gonch?! Priceless. moment of the century. The inclusion of the clocks?! Literal art. When I tell you the muppets team knew what they were doing, *they knew what they were doing*

#goncharov #gonchposting #the muppets #muppets goncharov #Kermit #kermit the frog #unreality #gonchorov #goncharav #goncherov #goncharov (1973)

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haematicartwork · 1 year

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Ok I did it I finally watched Goncharov (1973) and oh boy…. I love it! The „Time Is Up, Goncharov“ line absolutely killed me though, its been echoing through my brain, it ties in so beautifully with the symbolism of clocks and fate and determinism…. Ugh! Go watch it, its amazing, I‘m in love.

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jack-the-fool · 1 year

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This is how that scene went, right?

#this quote was the ONLY thing I could think about while watching the trailer #strange way of life #swol #goncharov #gonchorov #pedro pascal #ethan hawke #strange way of life trailer #swol trailer #jack.txt #edits #my edit

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suppotato123 · 1 year

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Screw Hogwarts Houses (and JK Rowling) tell me what degree you would be taking at a magical university:

Thaumaturgical Artificing- The scientific study and application of magic as it pertains to Alchemy (the creation of of potions) and Arcana (the engineering of magical devices).

Necromantic Studies- A degree for those looking for the most modern and ethical methods of raising the dead.

Arcanic Anthropology- This degree walks students through the history of magical artifacts, how to find them, and their proper uses to aspiring Sorcerers and non-magic users alike.

Linguistic Incantology- The study of the properties of magical languages as well as the characteristics of those languages in general ascertained in order to gain mastery over the magical art of incantation.

Magiphysical Sciences- The study of Humanoid systems, anatomy, and physical health and fitness as it pertains to magical gestures and more physically involved magic systems.

Mystic Virology- The study of magical diseases and curses, their effects on the humanoid form, and the treatments and counterhexes for such magical conditions.

Enchanted Horticulture- A branch of Enchanted agriculture that focuses on cultivation of magical gardens for the purposes of spells, medicine, and consumption.

General Studies- This degree covers the most basic information on various magical studies and provides a great opportunity for students to discover their magical passions and/or complete their prerequisite courses before moving on to a more advanced degree.

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saturn-leia · 1 year

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yeah yeah i know they're better off as katya and sofia but i wanted to use this quote

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caffeinatedpunk · 1 year

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I was explaining Goncharov to my dad and he theorized that martin Scorsese himself decided to start this whole thing from a fake account so that he could steal our ideas and produce the film. And honestly i hope he's right because it's the only way this whole story could be even funnier

#goncharov #gonchrey #gonchayas #goncharav #goncharev #gonchposting #gonchorov #goncherov #goncharov fanfic #please apollo give him the gift of prophecy

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cancerstanople · 1 year

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who needs good grades when you can spend every waking moment trying to piece together a timeline for a movie that doesn't exist based on the handful of crumbs of collectively hallucinated agreed-upon lore found on tumblr dot com

#goncharov #goncharev #goncherov #gonchposting #gonchorov #katya x sofia #katya goncharov #katya michailov #sofia goncharov #mario ambrosini #valery michailov #andrey goncharov #ice pick joe #mariella caruso

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guineapigwitch · 7 months

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hear me out: Goncharov AU?

#goncharov #gonchorov

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themasterofstudies · 7 months

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which one of you did this

#goncharov #it does slap tho #gonchorov #gonchposting

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ineedtowritemorestuff · 1 year

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Tumblr be like :

Gaslight Gatekeep Goncharov

#goncharov #goncharav #goncherov #goncharev #gonchorov #unreality

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daffafrass · 1 year

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"Time waits for no man, Goncharov." "There is no time left for you." "Wrong again. I have nothing but eternity before me."

I'm not over the way Ice Pick Joe ended. He has everything Goncharov does not.

#goncharov #goncharov 1973 #ice pick joe #hallway scene #gonchposting #unreality #digital art #ice pick joe deserved the world #blorbo #blood #goncherov #gonchorov

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nothazellevesque · 8 months

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Update on Goncharov 2: The Gonching- Zepotha has crumbled into nothingness. the tiktok youths have failed to truly goncharov in the way that we did. we are safe

#gonchorov #unreality #zepotha #goncharov

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kamabr · 1 year

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have you considered… Goncharov (1973) the ttrpg?

download the one-page rpg for free here!

You are the characters in one of the many fabled extended and unreleased cuts of GONCHAROV (1973), the greatest mafia movie ever made, and winter has come to Naples, Italy…

Get your cast of players together to tell your own tale of drama and crime, passion and longing, and maybe just a little bit of humanity. Make your fortune, claim your city, then face your hubris—and give yourself a cinematic final act.

In the end, sometimes death is what makes one immortal.

Perhaps the rise was the fall, after all…

#gonchorov #goncharov 1973 #ttrpg #tabletop rpg #game design #one page rpg #lasers and feelings #lasers and feelings hack #stuff kaitlin says

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theydreamtheydream · 9 months

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The main problem with Zepotha is that there is no COLLABORATION! No one is agreeing on what the main plot is or character names or aesthetics. They go “oh fake indie horror movie”? Lemme make my own headcanons and ideas on it and run with it so now everyone has their own version of what that movie is and there is no cohesiveness to make it more believable/confusing.

#zepotha #gonchorov #goncharov #goncharav

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butternutsquashthesenutz · 1 year

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Everyone was freaking out about Goncharov like Marauders stans haven't been creating a cinematic universe out of nothing for years

#mauraders #wolfstar #jily fandom #jegulus #goncharev #gonchorov

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theantichrost · 9 months

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I think I found a mafia movie that doesn't exist

I couldn't any information about it, only this YouTube channel and Chazz Palminteri knows it exists. It feels like I'm watching Goncharov or some shit

#The Godfather of New York #goncharov #gonchorov #goncherov #goncharav #gonchposting #mafia movies #chazz palminteri

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