👶 C'est l'heure ! 🐕

Pause déjeuner 😁 🍽 🤗

Source: youtube

Bel après-midi 👋

Incubux #6 (headcannon/mini-comic)

Headcannon:

"Both Incubux and PJ like to fight in a friendly way as entertaiment, with the occasional joke or challenge, wich they take as a joke but they pretend to be serious to make it look cool.

Something that their parents allow as long as they don't get hurt and don't get their everyday clothes dirty (Nightmare condition)

*watching Schitts Creek for the first time*

my mom who does not watch the show walked in while David was on screen and said,

“why does he look like those emojis that look like 😣😖😫😩”

I thought I looked cute today with my blouse and long skirt, like a strong independent busty barmaid who looks after 10 orphans.

but i get home and my mom said, “wow, you truly had no clothes”

My family was playing a movie game and my brother couldn’t remember the title Guardians of the Galaxy.

He referred to it as Star Lord and Friends.

They’re very few problems that can’t be solved by double amputation

It's me. I'm the distant aunt.

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

Allez, ça suffit !😁🐒 🤣

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Humour du jour

Bel après-midi 👋

Crossmare family #5 (version cat)

The other cat is PJ (the firts time that they meet in the second time that Incubux go outside his house).

Hey there! Are you tired of your family group chat being just another mundane conversation hub? Well, it’s time to spice things up a bit! In this article, we’re diving into the realm of funny family group chat names.

Because let’s face it, every family needs a little laughter and personality in their digital hangout space. So, buckle up and get ready to unleash your creativity because we’ve got some hilarious suggestions coming your way!

Jason is an "I'd kill for you" person stuck in a "live for me" family.

HEEHEEHEE….

Part 2 👇