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iguessthisisanewobsession · 1 year

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Listen mate. This is your legacy now.

You are milfable mpreg Mother Hood AU person.

Now and forever. Or until Tumblr lets it die, which as we all know, is basically forever.

This is your lot. This is your life.

You made this bed, now die in it.

I have gone through the the stages of grief and invented a few of my own.

Joker made the mistake of targeting a pregnant Jason.

He now has no legs!

#for Jason #as a treat #that is all 😌#writing prompt #dp x dc #jason todd #mother hood au #mpreg

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stannussy · 1 year

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🤡 I want to replay Far Cry 5

#🤡🤡🤡#for Jason #for Manlets #for Jason's ugly wife

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astranne · 2 years

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anywhore, random creepy men in my comments aside- here for some more jason brainrot.

this time… BAMF!jason (when is he not?) paired with prince assassin!jason. hear me out.

ra‘s loves and hates jason at the same time. the second robin survived not only the pit but also has the all blades, something he doesn’t have. BUT jason also doesn‘t follow orders, does what he wants bla bla

but ra‘s found the perfect way to get jason! it just has to do something with spiting bruce. and this is why ra‘s pops up in gotham and is like,,,

ra‘s: i have an opportunity

jason: don’t wanna hear old man

ra‘s: hear me out. bruce is not going to like it-

jason: i‘m in.

(yes, i live and breathe for spiteful!jason and you should too)

and this is how jason was proclaimed as heir to the league (damian is one unhappy gremlin) and ra‘s is one very happy old man

#🌚 knowing moon #dc #jason todd #ra‘s al ghul #this is more crack than actual possible #because jason HATES ra‘s #but imagine ra‘s is a bit less of an asshole #just a bit #for jason #for jason spiting bruce #hehe #ra‘s the genius #or so he thinks #jason totally knows what he‘s doing and just goes with kt #because #yeah well spiting bruce AND getting nice and awesome new weapons #and tasty food #and anything he wants

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okeancsa · 2 years

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@madefate ♡'d for a starter

〝 It only hurts just ONCE, they're only BROKEN BONES. 〞

#madefate #( madefate 001 )#♆ | 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐍 | threads.#main verse.#for jason #unknown soldier || breaking benjamin

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junkfoodcinemas · 7 months

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JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

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arunneronthird · 2 months

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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

#i wrote the idea for this drawing down at like 3am #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #robin #nightwing #batman #dc comics #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.#my art

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randoparody · 27 days

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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne

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ahfrickenfrick · 30 days

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

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marypsue · 5 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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my-dark-happy-place · 3 months

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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".

It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.

It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.

Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:

#superbowl #superbowl 2024 #american football #football #american ice football #kansas city chiefs #travis kelce #jason kelce

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arcventi · 3 months

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#batfam #batman #jason todd #red hood #dc comics #bruce wayne

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bianc0re · 2 months

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arcade night 🕹️🦇

#batfam #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #robin #damian wayne #batgirl #batman #bruce wayne #dccomics #digital art

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vodrae · 5 months

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.