I'll never get over that big proud smile Five gave to Viktor 🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

Viktor Hargreeves in funko fusion my love

OK BUT

Remember when Viktor Hargreeves said that about five?

"i always used to leave the lights on for him. I was scared that he would come back, it would be late and the house would be dark, and he wouldn't be able to find us, so he'd leave again."

I'm not crying, you are

The dynamic of Five and Viktor is once again my favorite part.

One episode Five is threatening to kill Viktor if he ever lies and endangers them again.

The next episode Five is inviting Viktor to sing karaoke.

I disagree with Luther tho. He said Allison was always better to Viktor than any of them.

But it was Five and Ben who seemed to really care about him and not shun him as kids.

Rules and info:

Hi I’m the MOD! I go by Gremlin or MOD! This AU is my silly little umbrella themed sandbox where I throw away canon and do as I please with my blorbos!

Small note: MOD is autistic and if asks could have tone indicators that’d be extremely helpful! ^^

This au is going to rewrite s1/2 of the show, s3/4 are not canon, and follows Numbers Five and Seven (Viktor) Hargreeves as they move into an argyle apartment together after stopping the apocalypse! Follow along as they partake in whacky hijinks involving family, therapy, telling Luther “no we’re not moving back into the fucking mansion”, love, chaos and murder at the start of what would be S3.

Viktor is a newly out and proud queer person trying to figure out which of these many many labels and identities fit them (they know he’s a he/them but what exactly are they???)

Five is an grumpy old man stuck in a crabby teenagers body, having finally been granted the domesticity and family life he dreamed of for 45 years straight they’ve decided to try some new things…like therapy..and…baking?? (Whether his life will remain this way is unknown)

RULES:

Minors are not allowed here, this is not for you, if you interact or follow you will be blocked, same applies for plain/bot blogs!

Asks are welcome here, but please don’t use it to voice how you think my AU should work, it’s my AU. No NSFW asks either, I’m not comfortable with that shit

Harcest shippers do not touch my account full stop.

I love how with the hargreeves twin headcanons ive seen people headcanon viktor, klaus, and obviously Luther but we all agree that the other twin would be five. We looked at him and said little man! Where is your other half??

Worrying that Viktor is going to tell Five at some point in S4 that when they get out of there and finally go back to 2019, that Five should kill him before he discovers his powers and causes the original apocalypse.

Five: What the hell are you doing?

Viktor: Cooking pancakes for the squirrels outside

Five: ... why are you cooking for the squirrels outside?

Viktor: Because i feel bad.

Five: ...why?

Viktor: because they don't know how to cook pancakes.

because the show will not feed us, i’m feeding myself by writing small drabbles of my fav duo.

totally real umbrella academy merchandise

"If the Hargreeves had phones every season would end in two episodes!" Babe if there were cell phones in the Umbrella Academy it would be so much worse. Not a single person in that house is capable of conveying information in a coherent manner. Diego has them all blocked. Viktor only listens to his voicemail in bulk once a month. Five developed his own shorthand during the apocalypse that he truly thinks is coherent to other human beings (it is not). Luther, by nature of who he is, absolutely Does Not Text for any reason and keeps calling the others. Klaus is carrying at least four conversations in the same thread at any given point in time. Even if they all managed to remember that they owned phones (unlikely) and then proceeded to convey relevant information in a timely fashion (even less likely), not a single one of them would figure it out. Allison could probably muster the braincells necessary but would not under any circumstances manage to stay on task long enough to do anything about it. Phones would absolutely not help with anything at all.

Five: I wasn’t that drunk at luther's wedding…

Klaus: You were flirting with Viktor.

Five: So? Viktor is my boyfriend.

Lila: *stifling a laugh* Dude, you asked him if he was single and then started crying when he said no.

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

Posters and release date.

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