you're ALL WRONG the umbrella academy can never be riverdale because they have 30 year olds playing 16 year olds and tua has an 18 year old playing a 58 year old

everything klaus does is so intricately and vitally intertwined with every single major plot point in the show and yet he is always on some bizarre side quest. simultaneously the most and least plot involved character.

it’s literally him

I was kinda sick of the “ahh the world is ending and we gotta stop it…again” in season 2 of The Umbrella Academy but honestly at this point? It’s hilarious. I hope TUA has 15 seasons and every single season they have to stop an apocalypse of their own making.

Ben:

Also Ben:

We don't talk enough about how all the siblings were like "our Ben was so good, and sweet and pure, definitely the best of us", but when was Klaus talking about his Ben, was like "he was an annoying asshole who made my life a living hell and I loved him so much"

He knew Ben better than the others, he knew all the bad sides of Ben, and those were the ones he loved the most.

i love how Smart klaus is. his siblings and reginald tend to treat him like a clown who doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he consistently makes intelligent decisions they wouldn’t have though to make. like when he jumped onto the bison instead of getting kugelblitzed. he understood that it would just straight up wipe him from existence, and he wouldn’t be able to go to the other place. i love it he’s so smart

Diego can be one of the best brothers if he wants to

the only thing funnier than sparrow Ben and Diego arguing in Spanish and Korean simultaneously, would be if they starting arguing in languages that are in no way connected with their perceived ethnicities (since Hargreeves children are all (alleged) polyglots)

outta nowhere Diego starting to yell in Croatian

Ben gettin up in his face growling in Portuguese

I am obsessed with Stanley as just like a twelve year old who was SO CHILL about time travel he just pops in thirty years in the future, no questions, just there for tomfoolery and general prankfuckery

my favourite part of s3 is where diego just decides that klaus is the cool fun uncle, not the guy who can throw you two stories high and lived on the moon, or the teleporting one with time travelling stories, but the gay recovering addict with a fashion sense set in every decade at once that sees dead people and died like 58 times

every single person who ran klaus over not giving a single shit about KILLING A MAN and just pulling an absurd series of hit and runs makes absolutely no sense but it’s fucking hilarious. i’ll allow it