Five *talking about how different versions of them exist now*

Luther *gasps* DOPPELGÄNGER! PARADOX PSYCHOSIS! I learned all about this in Texas! This is great. I'm gonna get a good grade in little side adventures with my elderly brother, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

i love how Smart klaus is. his siblings and reginald tend to treat him like a clown who doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he consistently makes intelligent decisions they wouldn’t have though to make. like when he jumped onto the bison instead of getting kugelblitzed. he understood that it would just straight up wipe him from existence, and he wouldn’t be able to go to the other place. i love it he’s so smart

the best thing about the footloose scene is that like... it objectively serves absolutely no use to the plot moving forward. like yes it shows what jayme's spit does but the delores scene happens like five minutes later and serves literally the exact same purpose in showing that she makes hallucinations by spitting at people. they could have just made that her power's introduction and it wouldn't have changed much plot wise but instead they went "no were going to make diego hallucinate one of the most fun and memorable dance scenes in the show since I Think We're Alone Now even though it isn't Actually Happening" & I for one am obsessed

The Hargreeves losing their powers after learning how to use them:

my favourite part of s3 is where diego just decides that klaus is the cool fun uncle, not the guy who can throw you two stories high and lived on the moon, or the teleporting one with time travelling stories, but the gay recovering addict with a fashion sense set in every decade at once that sees dead people and died like 58 times

This whole Viktor thing... well, it’s a pretty big deal, right? Should we say something, make a formal gesture?  Welcome him as brothers? Should we, I don’t know, mark the occasion somehow? 

The Umbrella Academy 3x03 | "Pocket Full of Lightning"

okay but the difference between the introduction of the umbrellas and the sparrows. the fact that the sparrows get their name before their number — their number is just an “a.k.a.” placed after and on the same level as their name. meanwhile, the umbrellas get their names in quotes, implying that they’re just nicknames; the one that appears on top is the number. i need to lie down.

One of the most old man things Five has done is seeing the sign for the Ball of Twine on the side of the road and immediately going "We need to see that right now Klaus or I am going to die"

Can we talk about how the afterlife gets more and more colorful as Klaus becomes more and more in control of his powers? Cause that’s BRILLIANT filmmaking right there

Each season the umbrella siblings riot in their numerical order - Luther screwed things up in the first season, then we have Diego and his obsession with JFK, and now there is Allison pulling a Wanda Maximoff.

The difference.

Things about the Umbrella Academy’s childhood we’ve been told:

Viktor used to cry when the others stepped on ants 

Diego told Klaus that he would grow pubes if he licked a battery when they were 8

Luther used to marry Viktor’s action figures; Viktor caught him doing that

Ben and Diego made Allison’s Teddy say “Luther smells Dad’s underwear” 

Klaus broke his jaw when he was 12 years old after falling down the stairs trying to walk on Grace’s heels

After Five went missing Viktor would make sandwiches for him and leave them on the ground with the light on 

Allison rumored her way into a soccer club 

Diego and Klaus huffed paint together in the basement 

Luther wanted to go to summer camp; Reginald told him he would never go

Klaus: Oh yeah dying is just something I do

Klaus: I was dead, I just came back to life

Klaus: Oh yeah I was shot in the chest don’t worry about it

Klaus: I met god she’s a little girl on a bike

The rest of the siblings: That doesn’t sound important enough to question. Anyway-

okay I know diego going "I'm the daddy here." is supposed to be sexy but the writers screwed themselves over because I'm never going to associate that sentence with anything but Five SCREAMING it at Luther under the effects of paradox psychosis

NO BECAUSE EACH SEASON FOCUSES ON A DEEPER LEVEL ON THE TRAUMA OF ONE SIBLING, IN NUMERICAL ORDER.

Season one: Luther and the trauma of being number one. Never living up to his fathers expectations. The weight of leadership.

Season two: Diego and the need to be a hero. The trauma of never being good enough. The pain of the hero complex.

Season three: Allison and losing everything. Embracing your anger and being forced to face your loneliness. The desperation of feeling lost.

It’s Klaus’ turn.

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