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When Klaus announced that they were going on a road trip can you imagine Five getting ready for it? Because this man didn’t just agree and they went off, no. He got a map and likely googled ‘best tourist attractions near me’ and after he read each description like about ‘the award winning pies’ he mentions to Klaus he grabbed a red marker and circled the location making it on the list. Once he was satisfied with the amount of locations circled he folded up his map and went to meet his brother. This just makes the whole kugelblitz thing a lot sadder because Five never does anything halfway, he was so ready to be the most prepared road trip taker in history.
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esli-art · 7 months
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Must protect tiny brother! ☂️
You voted for Klaus & Five!
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sunsummonerswhore · 7 months
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five: do you take constructive criticism?
klaus: i only take cash or card
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emlynphoenix · 1 year
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It was written in the stars.
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z0nefive · 2 years
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"who's your favorite sibling?"
five: i'll have you know i hate all of my siblings equally
five: *looks around*
five: *whispers* klaus
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mu-esli · 1 year
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Five: Make yourself at home
Klaus: Humm, tiny dancer?
Five: What?
Klaus: ...
Five: Oh yeah, sorry about that, I didn't get the time to clean it up
Klaus: ... Alright, no worries. I always let my pizza boxes all around my place. I can just-
Klaus: *steps over the corpse*
Klaus: Is that a philodendron over there?!
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multiverse-mxdness · 2 years
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klaus: look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
five: okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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bundibird · 2 years
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I know that the official content from Netflix has implied that Five is from Ireland but I'm electing to ignore that and HERE'S HOW THE KLAUS AND FIVE ARE TWINS THEORY CAN STILL WIN:
Klaus only knows who HIS mother is; he doesn't know the identities of any of the others. There may have been two cheques made out to the one woman, and he just didn't notice.
Five asked klaus if he knew who five's mother was. Five was the only sibling to directly ask whether klaus knew any of the other identities. Klaus didn't know, but I'm also willing to bet that klaus found his own cheque stub and stopped there and didn't look at the rest of the book. I just find it interesting that Klaus and Five were the only two to show a direct interest in the identities of their mothers. Allison was mad about her mother dying bc it meant that Claire was never born, victor had more of a "that's a shame, we should probably work out who did it and why" reaction, but not that much of an emotional reaction, and Luther and Diego didn't really express much interest in their parents IDs at all. Klaus and Five, on the other hand, were very interested in who their parents were.
Klaus and Five are both still left handed and they both still have powers that defy the physical plane and that manifest as blue light in their hands and they both still have substance abuse issues and a propensity for hallucinations of traumatic memories. They both still have the strongest physical resemblance to each other out of any of the siblings and they're both still chronologically ordered and they both wrote all over the walls of their bedrooms and they both still have similar mannerisms and an understanding of each other than you wouldnt expect given their personalities.
Klaus' aunt said that he has his mother's eyes. Five and Klaus have the same eyes. I rest my case.
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moonyswritinq · 1 year
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five : “I sleep like shit too.”
klaus : “you don’t sleep at all.”
five : “makes for fewer nightmares.”
klaus : "still rather nightmares than haunting ghosts."
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marmsilli · 2 months
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Итак, я снова ударилась в фандом Академии Амбрелла, поэтому внимание хедканоны на отношения Клайв или же 45
•Пятый жаворонок, ему легче проснуться в шесть утра, чем в двенадцать.
•Клаус же наоборот сова, поэтому чуть ли не всегда именно ему приносят завтрак в постель, ну или порцию поцелуев и ворчаний.
•Мне нравится думать, что Пятый постоянно сбивает режим и после того, как проснулся в час дня, становится ещё в 3993939292 ворчливее. А ещё у него вечный ужас на голове по утрам!
•Клаус постоянно с этого умиляется и чмокает Пятого в макушку трепля его волосы🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻
•Чтобы успокоить вечный двигатель из ворчаний, нужно три главных пункта: 1. тишина. 2. Кофе. 3. Его любимый бутер
(Есть ещё четвёртый, но о нём знает только Клаус, это чмоки в щёки и чуханье вечно больной головы)
• Редкие дни, когда Клаус просыпается раньше (чаще всего из-за кошмаров, но про это позже), чтобы отвлечься и взбодриться он делает завтрак, как это делает Грейс(сенсей по готовке) и несёт его к Пятому.
• Если Пятый всё же застаёт Четвёртого за готовкой, то просто ворчит прежде, чем обнять этого котёнка-поваренка😼
• Естественно они не всегда готовят друг для друга и не всегда просыпаются в разное время
• именно поэтому есть дни, когда эти двое неуравновешенных лежат просто в обнимку в кровати и молчат. Но эту тишину начинает рушить Клаус, просто представите:
— Сколько позиций у кубика Рубика?
— Боже, Клаус. Я тебя придушу, когда-нибудь.
Или
— сколько повторяется ка��дое число присчете от нуля до ста?
— Заткнись.
• И это буквально каждую ночь перед сном и утро
°как они потом выяснили позиций в кубике рубике 8, а каждое число повторяется 20 раз, кроме нуля и единицы, ноль повторяется 12, а один 21
• Мы отвлеклись, сорри, нот сорри, гайс😔✋🏻
• На самом деле Клаус достаточно часто просыпается ночью из-за кошмаров, а у Пятого слишком чуткий сон, чтобы этого не заметить. В такие моменты кровожадный убийца крепко обнимает, гладит и целует Клауса, чтобы доказать, что они ��ба живы💔
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autie-hobbit · 8 months
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Okay, but why Five? I love Five, but he isn't exactly the best emotional support. So why did Klaus choose him?
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The best sibling in the umbrella academy is Klaus, three seasons and this man has not failed ONCE
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st-ignatius · 2 years
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i don’t care if it’s not canon, you can pry the ‘klaus and five are twins’ theory from my cold, dead hands.
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sunsummonerswhore · 1 year
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klaus: am i in trouble?
five: take a guess
klaus: no?
five: take another guess
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chaoticbritishqueen · 2 years
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Klaus: Trust me! it's safe.
five: I don't trust your definition of safe.
klaus: are you not coming then?
five: I didn't say that.
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ellie--rambles · 2 years
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TUA season 3 vehemently destroyed all Klaus and Five are twins truthers, and for that, I mourn
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