Going absolutely buckwild over this screenshot I found

imagine bob dylan flying through your bedroom window at 50mph

Pick an option at random :)

My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

Bessie Got A New Organic Summerhat

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

"Here are your tortured poets. All from Mahmoud Darwish to Dr. Refat Alareer to Khaled Juma, these are tortured poets. Tortured by longing for a home they can never return to, tortured by the world they were born to for BEING BORN. Palestine, home to the tortured poets department." [@/folkoftheshelf on X. April 20th, 2024.]

Turn on your timestamps though because I think I will legitimately lose my mind if I see one more news post from 2017 getting shared like it's recent or another fundraiser post from 2014 made by a deactivated blog. Seriously. Please. I'm so tired. And stop starting discourse with people on posts over comments they made 3+ years ago.

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

i love how cats use their little walnut brains to go, "hm. it appears mother is moving very quickly and carrying many things. i bet it would be very helpful if i got right in front of her feet. this will make everything work more smoothly and won't lead to mother almost launching herself down the stairs to avoid kicking me. i am so good at plans."