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holdfastperseus · 6 months
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Disney : “You can’t say that Loki and Mobius are in love”
Tom : “All right”
Also Tom : *Proceeds to describe Loki & Mobius’s relationship as love without explicitly saying they’re in love in every interview*
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crayonurchin · 11 months
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It's very hard to not compare myself to others nearing their 27th birthday. But when I compare myself to myself, I can recognise that going out with friends for a nice evening of food, laughing and a film, is miles and miles away from the quivering mess of destroyed mental health I used to be. Someone who was trapped by a failed school system, multiple grooming incidents, a believe my neurodivergence was just personal failings and the totally unknown OCD.
I am the best 26, nearly 27 year old I could possibly be. And by 28, I will be better still, because I love every single version of myself I have ever been. Those girls deserve how I am, and how I will become.
So please, this disability awareness month. Look at yourself, and see the things you've grown in to. Look at how you've blossomed. It doesn't matter if you're still budding in a potted plant while others are huge rose bushes. Your roots are spreading, your petals are growing, and you are the best you can be right now. No matter where that is, THAT is a good thing. All your pain is valid and how you feel is real, but please don't give up. No matter how hopeless if feels, please stay alive another minute. An hour. A day. You really don't know when you'll suddenly stop wanting to die, because being alive got a bit better.
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mxskellington · 26 days
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The marauders as lyrics from Beer Fear:
Lily: “Las night I told you I loved you, woke up blamed it on the vodka”
Evan: “Last night I told you I need you, that’s the last time I drink tequila”
Marls: “Last night I asked you to marry me, that’s when I remembered the brandy”
Sirius: “Woke up and claimed I didn’t say it, screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas”
Barty: “Last night police had to frisk me, in a cell thanks to bells fine whiskey”
Mary: “I think I said to much like do you like my bracelets, oh wait, they’re handcuffs”
Remus: “I drink so much that I forget, whatever embarrassing thing I say next”
James: “Sailor Jerry’s rum I think I drank too much, showing randomers way to much love”
Cas: “Last night I called you a looser, I think that was after flaming sambuca”
Peter: “I shouted at you do me a favor, that’s when I fell of the pavement”
Regulus: “Cause I’d love to learn when to shut my mouth, wake up in the morning in a tie from my own house”
Panda: “Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend, but I’m only young so I’m not gonna pretend”
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nightmare-chaser · 13 days
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Honestly i can see why yall imprinted so heavily on our good friend johnathan i think I'd fight a bear for our silly little guy
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brionbroadway · 3 months
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credit where credit is due to kelli for giving us one of the best career reveals
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saklasnabal · 9 months
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A little analysis on fumble lord queen samarie
Read the contendings of Horus and Seth. It will change your mind about lettuce entirely.
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dancefloor-tragedyy · 10 months
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The server is in making! Im just having some troubles with figuring out the bots out. Will post the link and all soon!
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kesharik · 4 months
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never use your smart ass as beer stand, they can black orb you
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youngleosia96 · 3 months
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Ginger fuck
wanted to draw armor
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bubblegum-gf · 1 year
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so sad I can only put 10 options there's so many good bits
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rhysnolastname · 1 month
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im gonna drink a beer
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cinemaocd · 8 months
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So funny story: I drank more than 4 ounces of beer in one sitting last night and got pretty wasted. I came home from the night and had hiccups for an hour straight. I was freaking out as I always do when I get hiccups because once when I was a kid I saw this old guy on Johnny Carson who had had hiccups non-stop for 30+ years. I became terrified of the idea of permanent hiccups. I tried every cure I could think of last night and ended up drinking so much water before they finally went away that I didn't have much of a hangover this morning...
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mxskellington · 26 days
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No you don’t understand its Dazai and Chuuya
“Last night I told you I loved you, woke up blamed it on the vodka”
“Last night I told you a need you, that’s the last time I drink tequila”
“Last night I asked you to marry me, that’s when I remembered the brandy, woke up and claim I didn’t say it, screwed if we ever wake up in Vegas”
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zmediaoutlet · 21 days
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My weird uninteresting super power is throwing parties nobody comes to. Birthday parties, Christmas parties, doesn’t seem to matter. They’ve been nuked by everything from local sports events to Omicron to just a sunny summer Saturday (a big deal when you live in Juneau, where it’s rainy/cloudy 300 days of the year). Maybe there’s some trick to it I haven’t figured out (God knows social cues aren’t my strength) but it’s happened enough times in my life that i’m past feeling sorry for myself about it, now it’s just funny.
I did get reflexive oh nooooo from a party I remember as a little kid -- inviting 20 and getting 1 person to show is miserable :/ -- but as long as you've moved to the funny stage I guess it's okay, lol. Cursed by the party-planning gods! Perhaps you need to make an offering to Bacchus...
(The Alaska detail is pretty funny, though. 'We would've come to your party but it was frankly too nice out' is a wild excuse.)
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Hua: Wow, Mei-san! You cooked?
Kiana: Hey, how did you know it wasn’t me?
Hua: There’s only five people in the room and you’d still be my tenth guess
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rastronomicals · 5 months
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10:23 PM EST December 24, 2023:
Fear - "Now You're Dead" More Beer CD Bonus Track (2001)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
Appended to the CD reissue in the year you see, this track was one half of their notorious debut single
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