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If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
k.b. // maddie zahm - fat funny friend
#k.b.#quotes#poets on tumblr#writers on tumblr#love#love quotes#quote#words#love quote#cute#deep thoughts#maddie zahm#fat funny friend#singer#songwriter#song#lyrics#text#heartbreak#heartbreak quotes#heartbreak songs#sad song#poets#poetry#poem#sad poem#friendship#ex best friends#friendship breakup#writers
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"You called me cerebral
I didn't know what you meant
But now I do, would it have killed you
To call me pretty instead?"
Lucy Dacus (Brando)
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side character energy
poem by @drunk-on-writing / “fat funny friend” by maddie / snowrachell on tiktok / “the lesbiana’s guide to catholic school” by sonora reyes / maude apatow, euphoria / the holiday (2006) / You're Either A Main Character Or A Supporting Character — Take This Quiz And We'll Reveal Which One
#web weaving#web weave#side character energy#side characters#poetry#poem#fat funny friend#maddie zahm#tiktok#the lesbiana's guide to catholic school#sonora reyes#maude apatow#euphoria#lexi howard#the holiday
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Happy 1yr of filming You Might Not Like Her. On this exact day last year my parents home was turned into my childhood bedroom while a big team flew from LA to make this vision real. The amount that’s happened since still leaves me speechless. Thank you all for being on this journey with me. I don’t think you guys are ready for this year.
#maddie zahm#fat funny friend#you might not like her#maddie zahm fat funny friend#if it's not god#new music#artists on tumblr
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I've drawn out in Sharpie where I'd take the scissors.
#fat funny friend#hate myself#actually bpd#bpd#bpd vent#bpd thoughts#4narex1a#@n0r3xia#@na trigger#@nor3×14#@na vent#self h4te#self h@rm#depressing shit#tw depressing thoughts#tw depressing stuff
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Watch "Kaley Cuoco's Terrible Fat Suit Movie" on YouTube
Lolol
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Maddie Zahm's "If it's not god" from her EP You Might Not Like Her. This whole ep was deeply emotional and picked at a part of my soul I didn't know could still feel. I love Maddie Zahm. I have never found such relatable lyrics and tear jerking storylines.
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Ich bin erst schön und gut genug wenn ich wieder dünn bin...
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Whoever wrote the "fat funny friend" song would have loved "Είσαι το ταίρι μου"(2001) in which the fat funny woman is actually the main character who is full of confidence and the tall pretty woman is the stupid bitch who got them involved in a mess of pretending to be each other in front of the in-laws
#i just remembered that the writers had told the actress to not lose any weight during the filming#and i was listening to the song the other day so i just thought of this#like the fat funny friend had always been a stereotype in shows#meanwhile a greek series from 2001 went like fuck it we focus on personalities and gave Stella a very interesting romance in all that mess#meanwhile Vicky got together with Lazaros on the very last ep out of nowhere and after a time skip just for#'everyone ends up with someone' trope#well. at least that's my opinion. i dont understand why they got together. THE BRO CODE CMON#sugarenia thoughts#sugarenia talks#ε��σαι το ταίρι μου#fat funny friend#maddie zahm
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I break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I'll be the next punchline
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who only exist to continue the story
The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off-screen
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud
Can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
I say I'm okay
'Cause they wouldn't care anyway
And I could try to explain
But my efforts in vain
They can't relate to how I've-
Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud and
Can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fat, funny friend
Life of the fat, funny friend
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "Let's go to eat"
It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
Dresses and thigh highs, while I hide my body
Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud and
Can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fat, funny friend
Life of the fat, funny friend
Life of the fat, funny friend
Life of the fat, funny friend
I've drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
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peter “can't be too loud, can't be too busy, if i don't answer now, are they still gonna need me? can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty, do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?” pettigrew
#peter pettigrew#peter#marauders#marauders era#song lyrics#fat funny friend#pete#pete deserves better#wormtail#marauders fandom
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Mirrorball syndrome: “I’m still on that tightrope, I’m still trying everything to keep you laughing at me” this is so chronically middle child, fat funny friend core it’s not even funny
#mirrorball girlies#middle child#fat funny friend#taylor swift mirrorball#all i do is try try try#Spotify
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The time I gave myself a concussion because I didn't want to make someone else uncomfortable
I'm a bigger girl. It was always impressed upon me that I take up too much space. I had a narcissistic mother. I went on my first diet at the age of ten. Just a little trauma backstory.
Two nights ago, I was carrying trash outside while also taking my dog out. There was a neighbor or somebody sitting on the steps. I didn't want to intrude on them with my trash or frighten them with my dog. So I tried to go around, head down, up an incline. I walked right into the metal top of the carpark. I fell backwards down the incline, dropped everything, let go of my dog's leash. Scraped things, my head was throbbing, you get the idea.
My wife heard the crash from inside and said she thought it was a car door.
Luckily, I was wearing a headband and wasn't bleeding. There's a bump/bruise/red mark. My hair hurts to be adjusted, certain expressions hurt.
All because I was trying to make some ELSE feel more comfortable.
So if no one has ever said this to you, I will. Take up space. You are a person and you are allowed to take up space. You are allowed to inconvenience other people (you don't need to be rude, just confident). You are allowed to ask them to move. You do not need to make yourself smaller.
#take up space#you are worthy#depression#trauma#surviving narcissism#mental abuse#mental illness#mental health#you all are wonderful#stop making yourself smaller for other people#fat funny friend#you are awesome#you deserve better#treat yourself the way you treat your friends#my head hurts#concussion#brain injury#fun times
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I've done every diet to make me look thinner- so why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
fat funny friend
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So fun little story time rn
One of my friends who’s skinny but not super skinny was basically telling my best friend that she’d gained weight and that their legs were basically the same size, and they aren’t at all bc my best friend is basically b0nesp0. And my friend said this knowing that my bsf has eating issues and she knows that she can’t deal with not being the skinniest and when I was at my bsfs house she had a freak out about it.
Anyways it also led to her basically calling me fat and ik it’s true but it really hurts
Like she was talking about how her legs are a bit bigger and there were but not much at all, and then she was like “yeah me and xx friends legs are the same now,” and then she looked at my legs and kinda compared them with hers in the mirror and said they were pretty much the same size and started freaking out even more 😕
And it also really hurts when my friends talk about how easy it is to lose weight for them but I’ve been struggling with my weight for years and I can never go on diets bc my parents are too annoying about it and they can’t seem to admit I’m fat. Like they literally don’t do anything if my brother doesn’t eat any of his school food but if I skip one meal they go off at me. ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
also my friend was talking about how much she weighed and she was like “yeah I’ve gained so much weight, I was 50 the other day and now I’m probably at 55 so I’m just gonna starve until I get lower again” and ngl that hurt too bc I’m 55 on my good days 😕
WHY CANT IT JUST BE EASY FOR ME TO LOSE WEIGHT I DONT WANNA BE THE FAT FRIEND
#ed diet#ed vent#weight loss#ana relatable#ana trigger#pro a4a#tw ana diary#tw ana thoughts#tw edd#i wanna be weightless#i wanna be skinny#skeletal#i just wanna be thin#I just wanna be skinny#b0nespø#why cant I be skinny#fat funny friend#th!nsp0#th!nspo
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#skip to loafer#skip and loafer#mika egashira#mika#egashira#egashira mika#fat funny friend#maddie zahm
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