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i love food on television. i love the cinematography of the preparation of food on television - the bear, Julie & Julia. i love watching people share their latest eats - drunk eats on youtube. i love watching food challenges and people bonding over them. i love watching grandmothers cooking authentic food from their cuisine for their families. i love baking with my friends or making a charcuterie spread for our next outing. i love smelling and tasting different spices and noticing how it enhances food. i love making myself a really really good sandwich and enjoying it outside.
i love food and the love it brings.
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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess
#book 22#im verh drunk#hi#greatest hits#not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok#is everyone just at the shiva#yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags#i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this#but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk#this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting#more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish#but again this isnt about sitting shiva#this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad#idk what to tell u man
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pussy drunk minho
he'll never admit how dumb he gets for your pussy~
-contains mature themes
"kitten, im not that obsessed with your pussy" minho scoffed out. you clicked your tongue.
now that was a lie.
"i doubt you could last an entire week without it" you argued back. he smirked.
"game on." now it was your turn to make a face.
"so if i win, you'll wear the collar?" his expression dropping. you could see the wheels in his head turning. wondering if he could really beat you against this game.
"that is...that is if you win. which you won't im sure of it but alright" you couldn't help but smile.
"deal"
"seriously though i can live without eating you out..." you laughed right in his face. to which he rolled his eyes.
the whole argument starting when you asked if you could dom him. his immediate response being a firm no. you couldn't help but whine, even begging for it.
if he could dom you. you could dom him.
his response being "i'd rather be the one in control. i feel uneasy submitting."
so you decided to pry more into it. you wanted to know more. to truly understand him.
"because i feel like my mind will go all fuzzy and i'll look like an idiot" that was exactly why you wanted to take charge. if not for sometime. you were happy even if it was a one time thing.
minho was cute eitherway and he'd be even more cuter on his knees.
and then what really did it for you was when he said he wasn't that obsessed with eating you out.
a lie honestly.
his morning routine consisting of waking you up with his face between your legs. breathless and absolutely horny. grinding against the mattress.
it didn't matter if he had to go out. that always came first. and he was one to give amazing head. always having that confident smirk after making you cum.
.
.
the day one was fine.
he seemed normal. doing his daily tasks. going to the company. coming back all sweaty and laying on your chest. you couldn't help how sweet he was.
day three was when you noticed him staring.
you hadn't even realised the t shirt you were wearing had ridden up. enough to have your panties exposed. he was talking to you about the dance formations when all of a sudden you noticed the way his eyes kept lingering downwards.
so playfully you spread your legs open and closed them. you weren't being obvious. him on the other hand was captivated.
eyes locked onto your covered heat.
"minho." you called out. he looked back at your face so fast you wanted to laugh.
"hm?" he hummed out, casually walking out of the room, mumbling that he was going to shower.
when he did go for a bath, you pressed your ear against the door. a heat pooling in your lower abdomen at the sound of him jacking off.
"pfft and he says he can do without it" you muttered under your breath.
.
"you want my cunt so bad, don't you baby" you teased. loving the way he hid his face in the pillows beside you. it looked like he was throwing a tantrum.
"come onnn just put the collar on and then you can taste me-" you suggested, rubbing his back.
"no no no no no-" he chanted cutting you off mid sentence, voice muffled.
stubborn as hell. there was no possible way he would do it.
.
.
"was it that difficult, huh?" minho stared up at you with crazy eyes.
first of all, to get him on his knees was a hassle. and now he glared at you playfully. you let out a small laugh. he really looked like an angry kitten. the clip on cat ears and black collar around his neck made him look so soft.
"are you gonna be a goo-"
"just let me eat y-" you clicked your tongue. now he was really pissing you off. a bratty smile on his face. you just wanted to slap him.
"yes yes. now can i-"
"thats it. im done" you stood up, ready to leave. until you were pulled back. minho gripping your thighs. a look of guilt on his face.
"i'm sorry. i'll be good" he mumbled, a small pout emerging.
"promise?"
"hmmmm"
you sighed. you didn't trust him yet. so you took the leash out. his mouth opening and closing when you hooked it onto the collar. his eyes locked onto were you clutched the leash.
"wh-"
his original question turning into a breathy moan. his face plummeting between your legs.
inhaling your soaked panties for a good few seconds. before he lifted his head back up.
using his teeth to take off your panties. you could see the way his breath hitched upon seeing your cunt. it had been so long since. he saw your pussy. after days. up close. leaning in.
a firm tug to the collar. a small grunt leaving him.
"you think you can just get right into it?" you raised an eyebrow, looking down at him. he seemed to understand. his pride wouldn't let him. but reluctantly he asked.
"may i...please?"
you nodded. satisfied.
.
you gasped. fuck you hadn't even realised how much you missed his mouth on you. his tongue licking into your cunt.
nose deliciously rubbing against your clit. face practically buried there. you were worried he wouldn't be able to breathe.
so you held onto his collar, pulling him back.
"m-mmmh... i-ive been so good" he whined, breathing heavily. your essence and his spit staining his chin and nose.
you noticed he was hard. precum soaking into his sweatpants.
"don't think i didn't notice you humping my foot" you choked out.
pussy throbbing at the loss of contact. you needed his mouth back on you.
"couldn't h-help it, sorry" he apologised, keeping his head down. as if he didn't deserve it. you ran your hands through his hair, tucking a few strands behind his ear.
"its okay, kitten. use my leg, hm?" you reassured, closing your legs around his head.
"aahmmhh f-fuck" minho cried out. enveloped by your thighs. nevertheless taking the opportunity to slurp at your dripping cunt. lewd noises echoing throughout the room.
his hips slowly moving. beginning to grind against your foot. you unconciously pressed down on his cock.
a muffled whimper escaping him.
"you're such a slut, a-aren't you" you hissed out. his lips wrapped around your swollen clit. as he sucked. pushing his nose against your cunt. trying to take more than he could possibly handle.
"say it, baby. you're a slut.." he gasped, glassy eyes looking up at you. sweat dripping down his neck.
lips swollen and red.
"s-slut for...for your p-pussy" he repeated. begging to make you cum.
"dumb f-for your cunt only ahhh"
"please p-please c-cum m-mommy" your breath hitching at the name. you let him get back. cock begging for release.
"gonna cum?" you whimpered out, nearly your climax. his head shaking as he humped your leg desperately.
"c-come on kitty, make me cum"
you moaned loudly, his wet muscle shoved so deep inside of you. his own high pitched moan joining you. both of you cumming at the same time.
a wet patch on his pants. his hips still bucking as he let his tongue hang out. riding his climax out.
nevertheless he cleaned you up. licking and running his tongue through your folds. making sure to not waste a single drop of your tasty essence.
small little whines leaving him at your taste.
"my perfect kitty" you praised him. minho panting as he looked at you. pouting. asking for a kiss. his head resting against your thigh.
"good k-kitty?"
"did so good for me"
.
.
"yeah okay okay...im a hundred percent drunk on your damn pussy"
"AHAH SO I WON-"
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#pussy drunk minho#he is such a brat#needs to be put#in his place#kitty minho#lee minho smut#lee know smut#minho smut#stray kids imagines#stray kids smut#skz smut#skz imagines#skz drabbles#lee know imagines#lee minho imagines#minho imagines#minho eating pussy#minho eating out#but he is also daddy#but he is also subby#sub!stray kids#sub!lee know#sub!lee minho#fluffylino works
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
#ramble#also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99#and chilli cheese bites#i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am#if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions#it's FOOD. you'll survive#it's not even NECESSARY food#if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand#but it's just NOT#make your own coffee for the love of god#when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do#and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE'#and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you#also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places#because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one
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anyways at the new years party i was at last night I found out that another guest is a full-time van traveller (does contract work so this is logical) and was parked outside, and, crucially, had a 19 week old black kitten in there
dear readers, i got into that van so fast. None of the stranger danger lessons stuck at all.
Sid the Kitten was a delight, and when I finally went back in the house and crashed on one of the couches, I was woken up at sunrise by my other friend's golden retriever, Zuko, who is remarkably polite but needs attention at all times.
And overall I'm counting it as a good omen for the coming year. May it be full of unexpected puppies and kittens.
#the party was great#we did a lot of drinking and a lot of party games#and one guy was drunk enough that he tried to eat the Drunk card from werewolf#nice time great people
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jeph loeb MIGHT be a writing genius
#im so serious when i say i get drunk on jeph loebs writing#he can write the absolute worst run of a character EVER (he has) and i will literally eat that shit up off the floor#laz.exe#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#kal el#superman/batman#superbat#dc#jeph loeb
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Soap MacTavish.
Coming into the living room freshly showered, still glistening in nothing but those sexy grey sweatpants hanging so perfectly on his slutty waist.
Walking like a boss straight to the freezer to grab a carton of ice cream, muttering he got 'too hot n'th shower, need to cool off' while he shovels a spoonful into his mouth.
And you just sit on your couch. Dumbfounded.
Wondering how the fuck the majestic masterpiece that is John 'Soap' MacTavish somehow ended up in your life, half naked and eating ice cream straight from the carton in your kitchen like the Scottish king he knows he is.
#ice cream eating Scottish king#just glistening in your kitchen#soap squad™️#og and reboot#the brainrot of Captain MacTavish#johnny soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#john mactavish#im slightly drunk#can you tell?#call of duty#cod
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@savrob: practicing for our seoul trip in december 🇰🇷
#imogen alone ate all the vegetables#she tried to make Lou eat a carrot and instead he stuffed it in his pocket#will and Savannah had a ball watching Owen start crying about grey#he got drunk as hell as usual#they had a ball#don’t let any of them tell you differently but they love each other very much#render#Lykaia#my characters#queue#*imogen sumner#*owen ellison#*lou carranza#*savannah robinson#*william robinson
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everyone i see saying "omg oliver really said eat the rich!!!1!111!!!!" are COMPLETELY missing the point of that movie. it was not an "eat the rich movie", it wasn't about class in that sense AT ALL. it was very much about desire and obsession and consumption. not class!!
#saltburn#sure class plays a small role in it#but its literally revealed that oliver ISNT poor he isnt living a bad life in a bad home in wanting conditions#he has a middle class family that seems fairly stable financially#he literally makes up all the stuff about having terrible parents who were neglectful and drunk all the time#so it really is not about him infiltrating this family to steal their money and property#not at all!!!!!#yeah he becomes obsessed with a boy from a rich family but it is not BECAUSE he is rich#that has nothing to do with it!!#and people who look at this film and only see it as an 'eat the rich' movie are doing it a GREAT disservice#they are fundamentally misunderstanding it
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“It's like watching a car crash.” Steve snorts, watching Robin try to flirt with the girl at the bar.
Eddie glances at their best friend and lets out a soft laugh. “Yea, it is. But you can't judge babe.”
Steve gives him a scandalized look. “What's that supposed to mean? I thought you loved bitchy me.”
Eddie kisses his temple, “Oh, I do. It's just you were just as bad with me.” He nods at Robin and the goth girl she's flailing over.
“I was not!”
Eddie lets out a cackle. “Yes, you were. You flirted way too hard. I thought you were mocking me. You stumbled over your words when I called you cute—which made you even cuter—and I had to make the first move in the end in my van.”
Steve grumbles, “But I was smooth after that.”
Eddie swoops Steve in his arms and pushes him against the bar. He whispers in his ear real low, “Oh big boy, you were very smooth after. Gotta say that's the quickest anyone's got me into bed.”
Steve shakes his head laughing, but Eddie can tell he got a bit worked up. “Eddie I'm the only one who's got you into bed.”
“Hmmm, and you've ruined me for everyone.” Eddie squeezes Steve’s hips. Steve breaks and attacks Eddie’s lips with his own. Eddie moans openly into his mouth.
“God, I hope she gets her number soon. Can't wait to get you back into that bed.” Steve purrs.
They are both broken from their trance when they hear a crash. They turn their heads to find Robin profusely apologizing to the guy whose drink she knocked out of his hand.
Eddie snorts, “Okay, yea. You’re right. She's worse. It's like watching a train wreck.”
Steve puts his head on Eddie’s shoulder and laughs. “Yea, but she's our train wreck.”
They look at her fondly when Eddie says, “That she is.”
#steddie#stranger things#the trio are always at gay bars#it usually ends with them drunk eating junk food and cuddle on the couch watching a movie#they don't stay at the bar past 12#they all ache like old men#platonic stobin#robin buckley#steve harrington#eddie munson#ficlet#fluff#bisexual steve harrington#gay eddie munson#platonic soulmates stobin#eddie munson and robin buckley friendship#aged up characters#my writing
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Happy bday Joel!
#happy bday old man#to a dude who isnt showing his age - or acting it - either#tess burned the cake but hey cupcakes are great too#but she makes him feel special all day#ellie and sarah are not in the picture because they ran to the store to buy a new cake#so now they have like 20 minutes to “eat the cupcake”#sorry im drunk#anyway#joel x tess#tessjoel#tess lives#tess tlou#joel tlou#tess servopoulos#joel miller#the last of us
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found some old miscellaneous stuff while searching through my old art
#some of these i made rlly early on holy shit#uhhhh#i really dont know the thought process behind these all i can tell is that they were probably done in the early AM hours#barry is like a piece of luggage to the league he eats everything but weighs nothing#there’s a drunk hal in there looking very much like one piece anime artstyle#hal jordan#barry allen#halbarry#the flash#green lantern#dc#my art lol
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Ah~ My Little Brother.
Thanks for always being there for me!
Promise to always be by your
side too! I'll never leave ya~
#sigh#stray kids#chanlix#bang chan#lee felix#stray kids gifs#skz#skz gifs#my gifs#cbbc2023#regretted picking the most recent 2kr messages as captions the moment i remembered what this one was. but its fine he made up for it+#after the opening sentence. idk if the callback to im not gonna leave u behind was purposeful but people died either way.#anw i think abt the 5th gif every single day he wanted to Eat him......lil bro big bro things#actually whenever i wanna get drunk im gonna open the notes on my chanlix sets and take a shot for every brother mention#long sip for dad/son
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I'm gonna be like her one day. Just so fucking lovely<3
#cassie skins#cassie ainsworth#ed not ed sheeran#tw ed diet#ed not sheeren#tw ana shit#ana trigger#@n0r3xia#@na trigger#@nor3×14#tw disordered eating#tw eating issues#eating disoder trigger warning#tw drugs#alcohol#drunk#tw drvgs#starv1ng
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have some more (ft. 2 homeless (rich) men)
every morning i wake up and refresh toshiro's tag in hopes of new (lai)shuro content
#i have so many toshiro images#im not even going to try with laios' armor#can you even eat yokai#senshi would find a way i trust#due to lack of shuro fics i must now spend the time i usually spend reading fanfics on drawing#god i need a fic where toshiro takes laios (or squad) to the east for funky chaos (eat yokai)#im so close to doing it myself#im so bad at drawing tachi im going to cry#im sorry shuro my sword skills arent there yet#can you tell i just gave up on the leftmost big one#laishuro nation must be fed#marcille is so tiny here i wont even tag her#(aka frog marcille)#the drunk besties#chilchuck#namari#shuro#シュロ#toshiro nakamoto#laios touden#ライオス#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#ダンジョン飯#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#i did not just see gale of ballsdeep as a tag#bg3#akiyama shun
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Have u heard about deers/elk/moose get absolutely fucked up drunk on apples…and the absolutely irony of radioapple being symbolised as🦌🍎…
Radioapple is so canon
I HAVE AND I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS NEW FACT.
I'm stuck between writing something about it, or drawing something about it. It's so so good. The image of Alastor getting drunk on apples, of all things, is too hilarious not to do something with.
#it makes me giggle everytime I think about it#I can totally see the Hazbin crew finding out this little fun fact and putting it to the test#first things first they got to convince Alastor to eat an apple#and knowing Lucifer's connection to apples and how much Alastor doesn't like him#I can see him refusing to eat apples out of spite#unless this is set in already established radioapple#in which case it takes Lucifer being the one to convince him to take a bite#he's re-enacting his entire schtick in the Garden of Eden#being all seductive and manipulating#take a bite of the apple#taste the fruit of knowledge#get black out drunk#LMAO#I like thinking about it#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#appleradio#lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#radioapple#hazbin lucifer#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#asks#twosoulss77
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