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They won’t get out of my head
#oh man they haven’t gotten out of my head either#i hope they do them better justice in the show than how it was in the comics#bc after watching s2 i feel so bad for my insatiable hatred for comic Oliver 😭#like no baby i don’t hate you i could never#the brothers ever#invincible
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Martian Manhunter’s backstory
By Yasmine Putri
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getting the xbox pass so i can play ace attorney for all that gay shit i kept on seeing of it since i was a wee lad on tumblr dot com
#wish me luck guys#i stopped playing ff7 remake bc i thought cloud was gonna get fucked on the table he was getting massaged on#like it was straight out of a porno i was scared so this is happening now#ace attorney#laz.exe
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happy lesbian visibility day 2 all the lesbians.... I can see u and u look hot
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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DC refuses to give us good Batfam Bros content so dangit I guess I will
#isn’t this like an actual thing that happened on history like with the military grade addersll#to be legally dead but like still going on like insane steroids#sorry lnao oops#dc
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every time a butch subs an angel gets its wings
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a lot of fandom seems to gloss over the fact that cas is like, funny? like has a dry sense of humor. often it gets pigeonholed into naivete or cluelessness, which in the earlier seasons is sometimes genuine, but take, for example:
“But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.”
“I’m not ashamed to say that my big brother knocked me into next week.”
“It’s a shortened version of my name.”
“I’m an angel, you ass.”
“I missed television.”
“The bird represents God. And coyote is man, endlessly chasing the divine, yet never able to catch him. It’s…it’s hilarious.”
“[What the hell?] Guess again.”
“Uh, you could try….insouciant, maybe.”
“You should’ve seen Luke.”
“[Do I look like I’m joking?] …you never look like you’re joking.”
“Just so you understand….why I can’t help.”
“[How was Jerusalem?] Arid.”
“[What was riding in a car like?] Uh…slow.”
“[I’m dead?] Condolences.”
“Don’t ask stupid questions.”
“[How’d you get here??] I took a bus.”
“[‘Hello? Hello??’] Uh…that is still the term.”
“It seems this is going to require talking to people.”
“Less dumb, less ass.”
“I got this. I don’t got this.”
“[to a cat] Hey, I’m not through with you.”
cas’ humor is weird and offbeat and esoteric because….he is? cas is weird and offbeat and esoteric. luv it.
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They needed to know!
#literally me fr when im playing Arkham and im supposed to beat the goons up but the dialogue is like#too interesting#you know yeah joker goon harley Quinn IS trans#dc
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
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you call comics 'picture books' because you don't respect the medium in general and think they're just for kids. i call comics 'picture books' because the majority of the modern writing feels like it was designed in a lab to either piss me off or bore me to death meanwhile the artists are still putting their whole pussy into what they do. we are not the same
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louis: give me your email address
me: what for
louis: doesn’t matter
me: ok
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New headcanon: the batsiblings name Bruce's stuff, not him. One day Dick looked at Batman's car and said "this is a batmobile" and Bruce was like "you are absolutely correct. this is indeed a batmobile."
Before Jason, batarangs didn't even have a name. They were just random weapons. Jason names them batarangs and ever since Batman also calls them batarangs.
Babs named his computer batcomputer and ever since it's the batcomputer. It's the official name. Don't you dare question it.
In a similar way, rest of the batfam just randomly name the bats and he just goes with it. Steph calls one specific bat Bruce Jr and now it's official name is Bruce Jr. He always recognizes it and uses the correct names
#this is like actually canon though#like in comics before dick it was just called the cave but dick comes and it’s the batcave#and like im pretty sure everything has a name because of them#but now like in present time he’s just like succumbed to it and is like yeah i have this new gadget it’s call the bat-terry#dc
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