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svfttachi · 11 months

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can you do fluff of itachi where y/n or s/o is pregnant.<3<3

WC ━ 1.2k

TYPE ━ fem!reader, modern au

TW ━ mother's day is celebrated, references to reader as "mommy", pregnancy

✎ this was a super cute, but super short, oneshot that just came to mind. i'm aware it is a mother's day type of oneshot, and it would have been better if i started this one sooner, but it's whatever. i hope everyone had a wonderful mother's day, and to those who struggle with the day, i hope life gets easier for you.

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CLATTERING of pots, pans, and plates originating from the kitchen can be heard all the way across the quaint home and in the master bedroom. Waking up to the empty presence beside you in the bed wasn’t a new concept ever since you had your first child. Your child, a four year old boy, took after his father’s ability to rise earlier in the morning, so the father-son duo would usually be wide awake before you. So much like a normal morning it was, you rose from your slumber and achingly sat up straight. Your arms stretched out into the air, allowing the muscles in your back to relax a little.

With the added weight to your body, it began to put a strain on your lower back muscles, and every morning for the past seven months, you would wake up with a uniquely pleasant ache in your back. Just as you were about to get out of bed, your ears caught the sound of your husband hushing your giggling son from outside of the bedroom. A smile came to your face as you decided to sit and wait for what’s to come.

Just as you expected, the door opened inward, allowing you to face your husband and your four year old son. What you didn’t expect, however, was the large tray of scrumptious breakfast food in their hands. Itachi stood behind your son, Katsurou, taking care of holding up most of the weight of the tray.

“What is all this for?” you asked with a shocked expression on your face. Itachi carefully placed the tray over your covered legs and picked up Katsurou to sit him next to you. Immediately after being placed on your bed, you felt his tiny arms wrap around your body, and his head relaxed on top of your protruding belly. You instantly reciprocated the motion and brought your adorable son closer to you. “Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy!” he exclaimed, burying his face deeper into your stomach.

You giggled and looked up at Itachi who walked up to your side. He leaned down to place a kiss on your temple, mumbling the same phrase to you, “Happy Mother’s Day, Y/N.”

“Aw, you guys didn’t have to do all of this,” you said, looking down at the delicious assortment of food on the tray.

Easily, you could tell it took them all morning to make the food look and smell delectable. The tray held various types of food. On the big plate in the center of the tray, a stack of two pancakes sat with a decorated smiley face using strawberries as the eyes and blueberries as the mouth. They went further than that by adding strings of vanilla cream in a way to express your hair, even if it wasn’t the same color. Beside this plate was a small cup of maple syrup and a mug of hot chocolate with large marshmallows since you decided it's best to avoid caffeine during your pregnancy. Off to the side, there was another plate consisting of your favorite flavor of yogurt and two pieces of toast with butter on the side.

All of the thought that went into making this breakfast and the excitement in your son’s eyes was enough to make you grow emotional. You’d say it was the pregnancy hormones that were making you act in such a way, yet you were just grateful to have such a thoughtful and beautiful family beside you.

When your son’s dark orbs spotted the smallest of tears forming your eyes, his face turned from excited to concern in an instant. Katsuro sat up from your embrace and quickly went to wipe away your tears from your eyes. “Why are you sad, Mommy? I thought you liked breakfast like this,” he asked in his innocent, worried tone.

Itachi chuckled along with you at how clueless Katsuro was. You quickly reassured your child with a hand to his soft, raven locks that mimicked his father’s hair. “I’m not sad, Katsuro. I’m just so happy that I have you and your father that I started to cry. You did a wonderful job in making breakfast. I love you, so much, my sweet boy,” you responded.

“I love you, too, Mommy!” he exclaimed, throwing his arms around you again.

Itachi rested his hand on your shoulder to catch your attention. Once your eyes landed on his, a smile came to his face as well, adoring the beauty that is his family. “Enjoy your breakfast. I’m going to clean the mess that is the kitchen,” Itachi said in a loving tone, “I love you.”

“I love you, too, ‘Tachi.”

He pressed another gentle kiss to your head before taking his leave from the bedroom. Once the door was closed, you looked down at the food with your hands rubbing one another, trying to decide what to take a bite into first.

You began to feel a sudden poke at your arm, so your head turned to look down at your son who was looking up at you with his exaggerated, rounded orbs. It was his way of asking you for something, and just as you predicted, he spoke up, “Can I have a bite?”

A laugh escaped from your mouth as you nodded, “Of course. How else can I finish all of this food?”

Katsuro threw his hands in the air as a sign of victory before getting comfortable next to you. The two of you enjoyed the silence and ate together.

Halfway through the pancakes, you looked down at Katsuro as he started talking, “I can’t wait to meet my baby brother. Mommy, do you think I’ll be a good older brother?” His big, round eyes peered up at you in curiosity.

“I think… that you’d be a great older brother to your baby brother. Why do you ask?” you questioned. Katsuro sighed and shook his head, “I’m scared that he’s not going to like me or that he’ll take all of Daddy’s time from me. But I want to be best friends with him, Mommy.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that, Sweetie. You know why I think you’d be a great brother to your baby brother? It’s because you go all the way with surprises like this one. I wasn’t expecting you to do all of this for me, but I still feel amazing to have such a wonderful son like you to make me feel special every single day. I just know that you’ll do the same for your brother, as well,” you explained.

At that point, Katsuro began to cry as well. “I can’t wait to see him,” he mumbled through his tears of happiness. You brought your arms around his small body, keeping him close to you as you whispered, “Me too, Katsuro.”

From outside the room, Itachi stood with his back leaned against the wall beside the cracked open door. His arms were crossed over his chest, and a smile was printed on his thin, pinkish lips. Itachi heard everything that you and Katsuro talked about, and it made him gush at the conversation. He always knew that you’d be a great mother to your shared kids, and it shows in this conversation.

He, too, couldn’t wait to see his baby son come to the world, nor could he wait to see the look on Katsuro’s face when he gets to hold him for the very first time.

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real-total-drama-takes · 4 months

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Zucchini Bread

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 55 minutes

Total Time: 3 hours

Yield: 1 loaf

This zucchini bread recipe yields 1 9×5-inch loaf. With brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla, and a little applesauce for added moisture, the quick bread is flavorful, moist, and a great way to use summer’s favorite vegetable!

Ingredients

1 and 3/4 cups (220g) all-purpose flour (spooned & leveled)

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 and 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1/2 cup (120ml) vegetable oil (or melted coconut oil)

1/2 cup (100g) packed light or dark brown sugar

1/2 cup (100g) granulated sugar

2 large eggs, at room temperature

1/4 cup (60g) unsweetened applesauce (or sour cream or Greek yogurt)

2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

1 and 1/2 cups (180g) shredded zucchini (no need to blot)

optional: 1 cup (180g) semi-sweet chocolate chips (or chopped nuts, raisins, etc)

Instructions

Preheat the oven to 350°F (177°C). Grease a 9×5-inch loaf pan. See notes for muffins.

Whisk the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg together in a large bowl until thoroughly combined. Set aside. In a medium bowl, whisk the oil, brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs, applesauce, and vanilla together until combined. Whisk in the zucchini. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients. Gently stir or whisk until *just* combined; do not overmix. Fold in any optional add-ins like chocolate chips or nuts. Batter is slightly thick.

Spread the batter evenly into prepared loaf pan. Bake for 55-70 minutes. (I like to loosely cover the bread with aluminum foil halfway through to prevent heavy browning on top.) Baking times vary so keep an eye on yours. The bread is done when a toothpick inserted in the center comes out *mostly* clean with zero raw batter. Remove the bread from the oven and set on a wire rack. Cool in pan for 1 hour before removing from pan. You can slice the bread at this point, but it will still be warm in the center and may not slice neatly. For neat slices, continue cooling bread directly on a wire rack and then slice once cooled.

Cover and store leftover bread at room temperature for up to 3-4 days or in the refrigerator for up to 1 week.

#zucchini bread recipe #one of these days i should make all the recipes submitted to this blog #recipe

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relentlessly-tired · 12 days

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My plan for tomorrow !

- fast till after school. 1 cup coffee in morning, 2 cups tea during the day. LOTS of water.

- after school I can eat: 2 chocolate covered ricecakes, carrot, orange, yogurt. OR a sandwhich and piece of fruit (have yet to decide).

-minimum 30 mins stair master, gonna try go for 40 tho.

-dinner: It will be either a chicken wrap or chicken pasta bake (I don't get to choose).

#an@rexi@#ed dairy #ed rant #ed relapse #light as a feather #pro for me not for thee #tw 3d vent #⭐️ve #i wanna be tiny #i wanna lose weight

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ladykissingfish · 1 year

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What would be funny as a sequel to the tomato smoothie thing would be the akatsuki trying to set up a nice peaceful dinner for konan and Nagato but they just make it chaotic and catastrophic because they just can't behave

*Nagato and Konan walk into the dining room and pause in surprise; the table is set for two and there’s a fancy tablecloth and candles*

Konan: What is this?

Hidan: *pulling out her chair for her* We were thinking, you cook for us every fuckin’ night. But we don’t do shit for you. So me, red-eyes, mask-boy and blondie made dinner for you and bony-arms!

Nagato: While I don’t appreciate that name, I do appreciate this gesture. *sits across from Konan*

Konan: Oh, this is so lovely. And you made chicken Alfredo, my favorite!

Konan: *swirls fettuccine noodles on her fork and takes a bite; face turns red and she starts coughing*

Nagato: *jumps up and frantically claps her on the back* What’s in this?!

Deidara: Chili powder, cayenne pepper, paprika, Cajun seasoning …

Nagato: In an Alfredo sauce??

Hidan: Blonde-bitch wanted it to be spicy. Even though we ALL told him it was a fuckin’ stupid idea …

Deidara: Fuck you, you demonic asshole. Just because YOU can’t make anything but bland garbage doesn’t mean that —

Konan, after guzzling water: I’m sure you meant well. Er, there’s something about the sauce I can’t quite figure out.

Hidan: Ohhh, that. Well ideally you’re supposed to use heavy cream and shit, right? But we were out of that so -

Itachi: I improvised and used a mix of plain yogurt and milk instead. The milk was a teeny bit expired but only by five or so days.

Konan: I —

Tobi: Tobi made garlic bread, Konan and Leader!

Tobi: *brings out a loaf of white bread with a big clump of garlic cloves stuck in the middle*

Nagato: It’s … it’s lovely …

Deidara: Save room for dessert, hm! *brings out a 3-layer chocolate cake and sets it in middle of table* We worked extra hard on this!

Konan, surprised: Goodness, that looks absolutely amazing! It looks like it was made in a professional bakery! I can’t wait to —

Deidara: *raises two fingers* KATSU!!

*the cake explodes, covering everyone in a shower of chocolate*

Hidan: You stupid dick! We agreed no fucking explosives!!

Deidara: That cake wasn’t artistic without them!! Especially since Uchiha’s blind ass couldn’t read the recipe and put in 20 cups of sugar instead of 2!

Tobi: But the sugar made it tasty, Senpai! *switches to Obito voice* And I’ve already warned you not to talk about Itachi like that …

Hidan: What the hell are you gonna do, weirdo? Shove a dango stick in his eye?

*the four of them start yelling and throwing punches at each other*

Nagato:

Konan:

Konan: … pizza?

Nagato: Mm.

#thank you Anon 😊#the akatsuki #dinner #change their name to Chaos Incorporated #nagakona #brotp #Hidan x Deidara x Itachi x Tobi #🤍💛🍡🍡#❤️💙#ask #deidara #itachi uchiha #tobi #obito uchiha #hidan #nagato #konan

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justinterestingrecipes · 4 months

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Protein-Packed Mug Cake

Indulge your sweet tooth guilt-free with this Protein Mug Cake recipe. This delectable treat combines the richness of a brownie with the health benefits of over 25 grams of protein. In just one minute, you can savor a moist and gooey single-serving dessert that satisfies your cravings without compromising your fitness goals.

Ingredients:

1/4 cup Perfect Keto Protein powder (32-34 grams)

1 tablespoon coconut flour

2 tablespoons granulated sweetener of choice (adjust to taste)

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1 1/2 tablespoons cocoa powder (adjust for desired chocolate intensity)

1/4 cup liquid egg whites

1/4 cup milk of choice

1 tablespoon chocolate chips (optional)

Instructions:

Microwave Instructions:

Grease a small cereal bowl or deep mug.

In a mixing bowl, combine Perfect Keto Protein powder, coconut flour, baking powder, sweetener, and cocoa powder. Mix well.

Add liquid egg whites and milk to the dry mixture. Stir until a smooth batter forms. Add chocolate chips if desired.

Microwave for 60 seconds (adjust time based on your microwave).

Allow the mug cake to sit for 20 seconds before transferring it onto a plate.

Oven Instructions:

Pour the batter into an oven-safe dish and bake at 180°C for 10-12 minutes or until cooked in the center.

Tips for the Best Recipe:

Don’t overcook: Start with one minute and adjust cooking time to avoid overcooking.

Use a microwave-safe mug: Choose a microwave-safe mug or a slightly larger bowl to prevent overflow.

Mix thoroughly: Ensure a clump-free batter by mixing the ingredients thoroughly.

Experiment with toppings: Enhance your mug cake with toppings like protein ice cream, yogurt, or pudding.

Dietary and Flavor Variations:

Make it vegan: Use a vegan protein powder and substitute liquid egg whites with a vegan alternative.

Add mix-ins: Elevate your mug cake with chopped nuts, berries, candy, peanut butter, etc.

Chocolate Protein Mug Cake: Use chocolate Perfect Keto protein powder for an intensified chocolate flavor.

Vanilla Protein Mug Cake: Opt for vanilla Perfect Keto protein powder and omit cocoa powder.

Banana Protein Mug Cake: Add 1/2 small mashed banana for a fruity twist.

Storage Instructions:

While best enjoyed fresh, mug cakes can be stored in the fridge, covered, for up to 2 days.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Can I bake this mug cake? Yes, bake in an oven-safe dish for 10-12 minutes at 180°C.

Can you microwave Perfect Keto protein powder? Yes, microwaving doesn’t alter protein content.

Can I substitute Perfect Keto protein powder? Feel free to experiment with other keto-friendly protein powders.

Indulge in the upgraded Protein-Packed Mug Cake with liquid egg whites and Perfect Keto protein — a delicious blend of texture and premium protein.

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#health #fitness #wellness #food #mug cake #protein #health benefits #protein cake #warm #microwave recipe #dessert

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diaryofablackfatgirl-blog · 4 months

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Welcome to my journey :)))))))))

Day 1: January 8, 2024

Breakfast @ 9:30am: Fruit and Yogurt Swirl- 200

Suppressant @ 3:15pm: Cup of Black Coffee- 0

Dinner @ 5:55pm: Oatmeal w/ Cinnamon and Brown Sugar- 183

Snacks @ 6:30pm: Chocolate Covered Peanut Clusters & 1 KitKat Bar- 380

763 (total intake)- 540 (burnt) = 223 (net)

Overview: I'm super proud of myself! It's only the 1st day, but I feel fine. Just a tiny bit hungry right now, but nothing I won't be able to get through.

Edit: I just realized that yesterday I didn't feel fatigue, which just goes to show how many unnecessary calories I eat per day.

#th1n #th1n$pø #th1nspø #th1nsp1ration #ed workout #skinnni #thinner is better #an0r3c1a #tw ana diary #tw ed but not sheeran #4n4rexia #ana buddie

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cancerchild · 2 years

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@sweetfirebird I’m sorry it took so long to get this up, real life kinda exploded in my face for a bit.

This is something I've played with for a while because they sounded amazing and Theo owns my entire heart.

Theo Greenleaf’s Five Chocolate Cupcakes with Chocolate Mousse filling!

Please note! All traditional baking measurements (cup/tablespoon/teaspoon) used are US measurements. Metric and Imperial volumes are slightly different. 1 US cup = .94 Metric Cup = .83 Imperial Cup. It’s a small difference, but may affect the overall outcome. This is an excellent resource for the different measurements!

A kitchen thermometer is necessary for this recipe!! A stand mixer or handheld mixer is recommended, but not required.

None of this is really complicated, but it is a bit involved. Definitely have a kitchen assistant on standby just in case!

Theo’s Five Chocolate Cupcakes

Ingredients:

1 oz dark chocolate, finely chopped

1 oz bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped

2 oz milk chocolate, finely chopped

1/3 cup (22 grams) cocoa powder

1/3 cup (32 grams) dutch process cocoa powder

1/2 cup (118 ml) boiling water (See note!)

7/8 cup (110 grams, 3/4 cup + 2 TBSP) all-purpose flour

2/3 cup (134 grams) granulated sugar

1/4 cup (50 grams) packed light brown sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 cup (113 grams) sour cream or plain yogurt, at room temperature

1/4 cup + 1 tablespoon (74 ml) vegetable/canola oil

2 large eggs, at room temperature

2 large egg yolks, at room temperature

2 teaspoons white vinegar

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Note: to further enhance the chocolate flavor, substitute 1/2 cup hot coffee for the water.

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350F (180C, Gas 4). Line a standard 12 cup muffin tin with foil or paper liners.

In a medium size heatproof bowl, combine the chopped chocolates and cocoa powders and pour boiling water* over the mixture. Cover and let stand for 5 minutes. Whisk mixture gently until smooth then set aside to cool.

In a small bowl, whisk together flour, granulated and brown sugars, salt and baking soda.

Whisk sour cream, oil, eggs, egg yolks, vinegar, and vanilla into the cooled chocolate mixture until smooth.

Stir in the flour mixture until smooth, be careful not to over mix.

With a spring-loaded scoop, divide the batter evenly between the prepared muffin cups.

Bake until cupcakes are set and firm to the touch, about 17-19 minutes.

Let cupcakes cool in pan on a wire rack for 10 minutes, then remove from the pan to cool completely, about 1 hour.

Chocolate Mousse Filling

Note: This recipe will make enough for several batches of cupcakes...or the leftovers are great with vanilla wafers or animal crackers!

Ingredients:

1 1/2 cups (355ml) heavy whipping cream, cold

4 large eggs*, at room temperature

2 tablespoons superfine sugar (caster sugar)

12 oz (340 grams) dark chocolate (I used dark chocolate chips)

1/4 cup (1/2 US stick OR 56.7 grams) unsalted butter, chopped into small pieces

Note: if you don’t have a double boiler, you can place a heatproof bowl over a sauce pan with about an inch of simmering water.

Directions:

Whip the heavy cream to stiff peaks. Set aside in refrigerator.

Melt chocolate in a double boiler (See note above) and set aside to cool.

*IF YOUR EGGS PASTEURIZED SKIP THIS STEP!* Heat eggs and sugar in a double boiler (See note above) until they reach 140F (60C), stirring the entire time. This will kill any salmonella bacteria.

Whisk the eggs and sugar until very fluffy and thick, or about 10 minutes on high speed in a stand mixer.

Mix the butter into the melted chocolate until fully melted and combined.

Add the chocolate mixture a little bit at a time to the egg mixture, stirring well the entire time to fully incorporate the chocolate. If you use a stand mixer, use the lowest or stir speed and be very careful not to over mix.

Fold in the chilled whipped cream.

To fill the cupcakes:

Core the cupcakes: if you don’t have a cupcake corer, you can use a piping tip, a melon baller, a paring knife, or an apple corer.

Use a piping bag or a small spoon to fill the center.

Chocolate Buttercream Frosting:

Ingredients:

8 oz (227 grams) bittersweet chocolate

3 cups (375 grams) powdered (icing) sugar, sifted

1/4 cup (21 grams) dark cocoa powder, sifted

8 oz (227 grams) unsalted butter, at room temperature (see note)

1/4 teaspoon fine grain salt

2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

2 tablespoons heavy cream

OPTIONAL: edible glitter or luster dust in your favorite color!

Note: Room temperature butter is cool to the touch and about 65°F (18°C). This might be colder than your kitchen. When you press it, your finger will make an indent. Your finger won't sink down into the butter, nor will your finger slide all around.

Note 2: if you don’t have a double boiler, you can place a heatproof bowl over a sauce pan with about an inch of simmering water.

Note 3: a stand mixer or electric handheld mixer makes this recipe easier, but if you don’t have either, a wooden spoon and muscle power will do just as well, but you’ll likely need to mix it longer. Maybe have a kitchen assistant on standby to help out!

Directions:

Melt chocolate in a double boiler (see note 2), then set aside to cool to 95-100F (approx 35C).

In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment or a handheld electric mixer with the beater attachments (see note 3), add the powdered sugar, cocoa powder, and butter. Mix on lowest speed (to prevent a powdery explosion) until well blended, then increase the speed to medium and beat for another 3 minutes.

Add the salt, vanilla, cream, and cooled melted chocolate to the mixer bowl and beat on medium for 2 minutes or until light and fluffy.

Use your favorite piping tip or spread with a frosting knife evenly over the filled cupcakes.

For extra magical cupcakes, add a light dusting of edible glitter or luster dust over the top of the frosting!

#my recipes #A Beginers Guide to Wooing Your Mate #r. cooper #fiction food #chocolate overload

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yelyahnaloj · 7 months

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My day:

I hung out with my mom and my siblings all day. They helped me move into my new dorm. This is the first time in years that my mom has been in Olympia with me despite the fact that I have been in college for over a year (after we moved to Oregon, she has basically stayed there and I would go down and visit). I cried.

Mom wanted to do the old things that she used to do when she last lived in the area such as going to the docks, and eating crab. We also went to the farmers market, and we went to the Organic Farm stand. From the Organic Co-op, mom got my brother and I food that we might want this week.

This day felt special because when I first went up to college, I did so alone. I arrived on a bus and I didn't even have sheets. Today, it felt more like a regular experience of having your parent drive you to college and get you set up. I may be 27, but apparently it isn't too late...

When we arrived yesterday, my brother cried because he has had pre-orientation for the last week and he was very stressed out. He doesn't like the people and the smells and the noise. This is the first time for him to be alone without family for an extended period of time. Yesterday was his 20th birthday, so mom took him to get a latte from Starbucks and a Ben and Jerry's from Target as well as another bookcase thing for more of his stuff to go on.

Food:

Breakfast: continental breakfast food from a hotel such as a chocolate muffin, dairy-less strawberry yogurt, decaf coffee, decaf coffee mixed with a cocoa mix and mint tea, and a banana. Two boiled eggs that I got from a store yesterday.

Lunch: The other half of my brother's chocolate muffin that I smuggled him from the continental breakfast to his dorm. A peach from the farmer's market.

Dinner: basically a four course meal of a spring salad mix with dairy-free ranch, half a crab which I used my bare teeth and hands to crack the meat from shell, popcorn with nutritional yeast and a fancy cheese that smelled very good, a brownie and a cookie and a half that my brother stole from the cafeteria while we watched Futurama

What's coming up:

It is weird, I now share a campus with my sibling. In one sense, I know what is coming up, but in another sense, this piece of time feels timeless. As if I am visiting somewhere or my brain hasn't caught on quite yet to my new life. As if I am arriving here for the first time and the campus is new again.

Other:

I took a walk with my brother through the woods to the beach. At the beach, he would pick up pretty rocks and a crab claw shell and give it to me to put in my flannel pocket. He took a video of tiny translucent jellyfish in the water. Water would squirt up from the rocks from the clams or oysters.

Yesterday, we visited four people, including my brother. First, we met my other sibling at the library near Portland. It had a duck pond and we had a picnic at a picnic table. My mom didn't even recognize them because their normally distinct curly dark hair was covered by a wrap like a bandana or something. They had on a vibrant shirt and a simple black shirt. Mom said that they looked like they were from Europe. I saw their grown out hair underneath the bandana, and recognized the turquoise purse. They are (mostly) vegan now. I noticed that they were shaky and had a hard time opening packaged food or grabbing onto things.They ended up eating some of the fish we brought.

We also met up with my mom's long time friend since middle school.

Then we met up with my uncle, who had my stuff. We met at Denny's, which is the same one he has gone to for the last 20 year. He had a spot, knew all the staff, and got coffee for free. He even pointed to the booth where he met his wife. He talked about D&D campaigns and how some of the characters and stories have inspired the new podcast he is trying to create. I had a cup of coffee and a half, and my eyes felt itchy and I started feeling sweaty and then chilled and I felt wired. My mom ordered bacon and I got a glass of water to help calm the caffeine high. Mom gave some of the obsidian we got from Glass Butte to my uncle, as well as my cousins and aunt. Heading out the door, my mom gave a chunk of obsidian to one of the employees.

#college #washington state #oregon #start of school #road trip #family #pacific northwest

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beautyandlifestyleblog86 · 8 months

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Deliciously Easy Overnight Oats: Wake Up To A Nutritious Morning Delight!

Are you tired of rushing around in the morning to find a quick and healthy breakfast option? Look no further! Overnight oats are the perfect solution for busy individuals who want to start their day with a nutritious and delicious meal. With just a few minutes of preparation the night before, you can wake up to a satisfying bowl of goodness that will energize you throughout the day. This article will share some easy overnight oats recipes that will make your mornings a breeze!

Classic Overnight Oats

Ingredients:

- 1/2 cup rolled oats

- 1/2 cup milk (dairy or plant-based)

- 1 tablespoon chia seeds

- 1 tablespoon honey or maple syrup

- A pinch of salt

Instructions:

1. In a mason jar or container, combine all the ingredients.

2. Stir well to ensure everything is evenly mixed.

3. Cover the jar and refrigerate overnight.

4. In the morning, stir it well and add your favorite toppings, such as fresh fruits, nuts, or a drizzle of nut butter.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Overnight Oats

Ingredients:

- 1/2 cup rolled oats

- 1/2 cup milk (dairy or plant-based)

- 1 tablespoon cocoa powder

- 1 tablespoon peanut butter

- 1 tablespoon honey or maple syrup

- A pinch of salt

Instructions:

1. In a mason jar or container, combine all the ingredients.

2. Mix well until the cocoa powder is fully incorporated.

3. Cover the jar and refrigerate overnight.

4. In the morning, stir it well with sliced bananas, chopped peanuts, or a sprinkle of chocolate chips.

Berry Bliss Overnight Oats

Ingredients:

- 1/2 cup rolled oats

- 1/2 cup milk (dairy or plant-based)

- 1/4 cup Greek yogurt

- 1 tablespoon honey or maple syrup

- 1/2 cup mixed berries (strawberries, blueberries, raspberries)

- A pinch of salt

Instructions:

1. Combine the oats, milk, Greek yogurt, honey/maple syrup, and salt in a mason jar or container.

2. Stir well to combine all the ingredients.

3. Add the mixed berries and gently mix them into the oats.

4. Cover the jar and refrigerate overnight.

5. In the morning, stir it well and add berries or a sprinkle of granola for extra crunch.

In Conclusion

Overnight oats are a game-changer for those wanting a healthy and convenient breakfast. With these easy recipes, you can prepare your oats the night before and wake up to a delicious and satisfying meal. Whether you prefer classic oats, chocolate peanut butter, or a burst of berry flavors, these recipes will kickstart your day positively. So, say goodbye to morning breakfast dilemmas and hello to easy overnight oats that will keep you fueled and ready to go.

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prvtocol · 1 year

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ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

WHAT DOES YOUR MUSE SMELL LIKE? brianne always smells clean, showered, with the slightest hint of what she used to wash her body/hair along with the hair products and body oil and lotion she uses. she does not like cloying scents so these products are lightly scented if at all. she gravitates towards diverse scents of orange blossom, clove, occasionally rose as well. if she wears perfume, it is an incredibly small amount and only for special occasions such as going to galas. you could imagine she has a classic fragrance like chanel no. 5 in her collection. she actually dislikes when someone comes into her office with or leaves a strong smell of perfume or cologne. she might sneeze and it gives her a headache.

WHAT DO YOUR MUSE’S HANDS FEEL LIKE? like she hasn’t done a day of manual labor in her life. silkie soft, no callouses, youthful despite her age. if you catch her at a time when neurostims are not running her day, they are warm to the touch. If she is on stims, they might have a chill to them.

WHAT DOES YOUR MUSE USUALLY EAT IN A DAY? biomonitors regulate calorie intake and she stays strict within her limit or under. after waking, she has a glass of warm water and a squeeze lemon to hydrate plus an excess amount of supplements (bc she’s bougie). but it’s not until she’s at the office does she “break her fast.” usually breakfast includes a piece of fruit, museli, porridge, rarely yogurt, and her first cup of english tea. lunch/dinner (a combined meal since she has no time for both) will include protein (she enjoys fish, chicken, tofu), salads are a go to, all vegetables cooked any which way, brown rice or quinoa as base, healthy fats from nuts (often for snacks in between meals), avocado, olive oil. (I imagine either she orders in from nice restaurants or has it brought from the in-house cafeteria). If she is still hungry in the evenings (calories intake is low) when she returns home, there’s small things to pick at (crackers and cheese, hummus and carrots, etc.). she only cooks on a day off and sometimes purposefully makes leftovers to take to work or eat the night after. usually she’ll have one glass of wine. maybe a square of dark chocolate. (no biscuits/cookies in her usual diet but there’s always an unopened box or two in the pantry for reasons).

DOES YOUR MUSE HAVE A GOOD SINGING VOICE? I will default to my fc’s singing voice, so she can sing. she is more likely to hum (such as in the shower) than sing when alone. the only time I can ever imagine her singing is perhaps when soothing a baby to sleep.

DOES YOUR MUSE HAVE ANY BAD HABITS OR NERVOUS TICKS? she’s an overthinker. she constantly notates personal info people tell her into her chipware datafiles (she needs to chill on that). she’s very particular on how you make tea. she doesn’t like people making tea for her, especially in nusa. she needs to stop worrying about others and care more about herself. she needs to check her neurostim use, especially when sleep aids are being used to offset the side effects.

WHAT DOES YOUR MUSE USUALLY LOOK LIKE / WEAR? ridiculously put together (hair always styled/in place, flawless face, natural feature-enhancing makeup) but incredibly subdued in terms of style. her aesthetic can be housed in “neomilitarism” for it’s lack of ostentatious add-ons. no fashionware exists on her body. she prefers neutrals (blacks primarily make up her wardrobe which also feels like a uniform for it’s simplicity and sameness). more form fitting work dresses and pencil skirts than suits and slacks. modest cuts that cover. always in 3-4 inch heels.

IS YOUR MUSE AFFECTIONATE? HOW SO? she is a giver and tends to be the one who gives the most in relationships. she’s attentive to another person’s needs, their likes, their dislikes, what makes them happy, sad, etc. and she adjusts herself for them. she shows her affection through acts of service. stocking someone’s favorite brand of coffee beans in her pantry, for instance, cause she knows they will be over for a stay (like her sister is set to visit). bringing someone their favorite drink on her way for a meeting with them, buying a loved one something they think they’ll like/need, giving a partner a massage cause they look like they had a hard day or cooking them a meal cause they will enjoy it, etc. just selfless acts to show she cares, she’s paying attention, she is there for them. physical touch-wise, only with her partner and mostly while in bed. otherwise, she is not the type to hug or be touchy; it feels impolite to intrude on another’s personal space as such.

WHAT POSITION DOES YOUR MUSE SLEEP IN? little spoon on her side, knees slightly bent, pillow semi-hugged between her arms. left side since it’s best for circulation. nothing interesting about it.

COULD YOU HEAR YOUR MUSE IN THE HALLWAY FROM ANOTHER ROOM? brianne can project her voice in a boardroom or in front of a conference arena. i have a secondary voice claim for her with a voice many describe as cut from glass. while i like the gentler tone of my fc’s voice, this secondary one has the exact british accent so fyi if you’re wondering. but overall, brianne is softly spoken.

tagged by: @scmuraimerc (tysm <3) tagging: @badtrigger (vaas) ; @valheri ; @mindsmade (vince) ; @mercysought (viv); @cyberpawn ; @vishapsking ; @cartesianduelist ; @korctyshka ; feel like i’m very late to doing this and am double tagging so please take you like!

#𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗘 :「 brianne landry | headcanon 」.#(( this one was good :) ))#𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗘 :「 headcanon 」.#⚘ ˚◞ headcanon ◞ 𝒾 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀𝓌𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓌𝑒𝓇.#⚘ ˚◞ headcanon ◞ 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊.

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abookishdreamer · 1 year

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Character Intro: Mneme (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nicknames- bambolotta by her mother

Age- 8 (immortal)

Location- Queenstown district, New Olympus

Personality- She's a sweet soft spoken young girl who has a great appreciation for the arts.

She has the standard abilities of a goddess except shapeshifting. As the goddess of remebrance her powers/abilities include audiokinesis (sings on perfect pitch), enhanced memory, & memetic muscle memory.

Mneme lives with her mom and older sister in a penthouse apartment in the Queenstown neighborhood of New Olympus. Her bedroom has music note wallpaper, a bouncy bed covered in lots of pillows & stuffed animals, and pastel teal carpeting. On her bedside table there's an Imperial Gold music box. She also owns a collection of porcelian dolls as well as glamour dolls. Mneme has a few small animals as pets including the latest addition- a baby pegasus named Cupcake.

A go-to drink for her is her mom's homemade hot chocolate. She also likes apple juice, limeade, sparkling water, ginger ale, berry mix juice, iced tea, and strawberry soda.

She likes when her mom makes ham & cheese calzones for breakfast along with scrambled eggs. She also likes the Earthly Harvest fruit crystals cereal.

Mneme can play the violin, acoustic guitar, lyre, and piano.

She's currently on break from school. Mneme attends the same esteemed private school in the city as her sister Melete (goddess of thought & meditation). Her best friends are Physis (goddess of nature) & Aceso (goddess of healing). The three of them always sits together at lunch & hang out with a few schoolmates during recess. Mneme is aware of the other young deities around her age like Hebe (goddess of youth), Xenia (goddess of hospitality), Prophasis (goddess of excuses), Caerus (god of opportunity & luck), and Paidia (goddess of play & amusement). She's nice towards and greets Myrízei (god of smell & gases).

Her favorite guilty pleasure are mozzarella sticks!

Some of her favorite snacks include assorted gummy bears, marshmallow & white chocolate cups, white cheddar cheese puffs, strawberry licorice twists, cloud cakes, and cinnamon applesauce.

In addition to taking ballet, Mneme is also taking classes to learn how to speak Latin and Minoan. Her tutor is Mnemosyne (Titaness of memory & language). She's also taking fencing lessons!

When school's back in session, she wants to try out for her grade's musical!

Mneme will have to wait till she's ten years old in order to get her ears pierced.

Aside from her mom and big sister, she also admires & looks up to Euterpe (muse of music & lyric poetry), Thalia (muse of comedy), and Terpischore (muse of dance). She also likes Acesco's mom Epione (goddess of soothing pain); and her vanilla yogurt pops! She also likes her sister's girlfriend Philomena.

Mneme has been baby sat a few times by the goddess Morá- liking when she brings over the "Fun Kits."

As a birthday gift her big sister Aoide gave her a popsicle shaped jeweled clutch from Diamond Ave. A few months later for Christmas Mneme got the roller skate clutch! Mnemosyne gifted her a jeweled magpie hair barrette to celebrate her excellent grades on her report card!

Her mom finally gave Mneme permission to invite her best friends over for a slumber party!

In her free time she enjoys listening to music, watching TV, going to the cinema (loves animated movies!), drawing, going to the opera, painting, figure skating, singing, bike riding, going to the park, jump rope, & hanging out with her friends and family.

Mneme's favorite meal is spaghetti bolognese with slices of garlic bread (topped with mozzarella cheese).

"Music is an awesome time machine!"

#my oc #my oc character #my character #oc character #oc intro #character intro #oc introduction #character introduction #modern greek gods #modern greek mythology #greek myth retellings #greek goddess #greek goddesses #greek mythology #greek pantheon

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shiloh-rivera · 1 year

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Hey, guys! I’m Katelyn, and this beauty, Rian! I’m excited to be here and to interact with a new-ish character as I explore this wonderful roleplay and this beautiful town that’s been created! I would love to plot with every single one of you. My discord is xADumbHuman#3145 if anyone wants to add me on there!

THE STATISTICS

𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗦

FULL LEGAL NAME: Shiloh Rian Rivera NICKNAME(s): Guppy (only by her dad), Dandelion (by her dad and her Uncle Jack), Ri AGE: 40 DATE OF BIRTH: April 28th SPECIES: Human ETHNICITY: French-Danish, Mexican-Indian, and Spanish (Google gives me all the facts) NATIONALITY: American LANGUAGES: Spanish, English, very little French GENDER: Cis-Female PRONOUNS: She/Her SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual BIRTH ORDER: Only Child (That she's aware of) HOMETOWN: Nightrest, Mass. CURRENT RESIDENCE: Low Point in Nightrest, Mass. EDUCATION: College; Bachelor's Degree OCCUPATION: Traveling Fisherman/Fish Merchant MARITAL STATUS: Divorced FAMILY: Franklin Rivera (Father) - deceased, Jack Gregory (Uncle)- in New York, Mother - Unknown RELATIONSHIPS: See connections. PETS: None currently. 𝗣𝗛𝗬𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗦

HEIGHT: 5'7" WEIGHT: 120 pounds. BODY TYPE: Fit, athletic build. EYE COLOR: Dark Brown HAIR COLOR: Dark Brown SCARS|MARKS: A scar behind her ear from falling on a rock as a child. FACIAL HAIR: None SIGNATURE SCENT: Coconut and Vanilla shampoo, body was, and Vanilla scented perfume TATTOOS: tbd PIERCINGS: Double ear piercing; belly button 𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗕𝗜𝗔𝗦 & 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘𝗦

PHOBIAS: N/A MENTAL DISEASES: N/A PHYSICAL DISEASES: N/A 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw PROMINENT TRAITS: Adventurous, Scholarly, World Traveler, Food Critic FAVORITE FOODS: Veggie Straws, Chocolate Covered Strawberries, Vanilla Yogurt, Chocolate covered coconut bites, Tacos, a good meaty sandwich with all the toppings FAVORITE COLOR: Lavender, Dusty Blue MUSIC TASTE: She can go from Hannah Montana to Breaking Benjamin, she doesn't care. HOBBIES: reading, hiking, swimming, fishing, painting (though she's awful at it), sitting by a fire with a glass of wine. ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini LIKES: Lipstick shades in various colors, hiking boots even when the don't compliment an outfit, marking dates on a calendar and still not remembering them DISLIKES: Being alone, weather that's too cold, weather that's too hot

THE APPLICATION

was that SHILOH ‘RIAN’ RIVERA i saw by the lighthouse today? i heard that the FORTY year old who has been in nightrest for GREW UP HERE, BEEN BACK FOR ABOUT A YEAR IN TOTAL and works as a TRAVELING FISHERMAN/FISH MERCHANT has a reputation of being LOYAL, but also DISTANT. they reside in LOW POINT & people in town usually associate them with RED LIPSTICK STAINED COFFEE CUPS, DISTANT MEMORIES FROM CHILDHOODS SPENT IN THE OUTDOORS, HIKING TRAILS COVERED IN THE FOOTPRINTS OF HER SHOES. let’s hope the killer doesn’t go after them next.

THE HEADCANONS

Rian is a very outdoorsy person. She’s always loved anything that had to do with outdoors.

She was raised by a single father whose life revolved around his daughter and the light house that he’d been keeper of for most of his life.

Rian has always wanted children, but never saw herself as a mother. She’s always been too dedicated in the lives of those around her to even consider it.

A true animal lover at heart, Rian has had more pets in her lifetime than she can count. It wasn’t unusual for her to bring a new animal home to her father as a surprise gift.

Rian has always loved birthdays. She’s the kind of person that would go above and beyond to make someone’s day special, even if they hated it.

She doesn’t love often - a gift or a curse she’ll never really know - but when she does, she doesn’t give up on it easily.

She made decent grades all throughout school. It wasn’t straight a’s, but that was never important to Rian. Good grades meant more to her than not.

She loves Fall, and anything ‘fall flavored.’ To say she’s ‘addicted’ is an understatement.

Her and her father had a running joke that they’d be in Nightrest their entire lives. That was only true for Franklin.

Rian loves hiking - as if it wasn’t obvious by her love of outdoors - and she would rather be outdoors hiking somewhere new anytime she can be than indoors.

THE SUMMARY

The following summary contains content that may be triggering. Grief, death, divorce and cancer are all themes mentioned below! Please proceed with caution.

Rian grew up in Nightrest. Her god-father - who she calls ‘Uncle Jack’ - took over the lighthouse keeper job when Rian’s dad passed away several years ago, before he retired just within the past two years. However, a few months ago he and Rian started traveling in a way to grieve and process - having nothing to do really started making him see things differently - and he is now living in New York. Rian has recently moved back to Nightrest, after moving away seventeen years ago at twenty three to move in with her husband Patrick. The two are now divorced and although she’s still grieving the death of her father (not quite as much but definitely still grieving), Rian feels like being in Nightrest where she grew up was the best thing she could’ve ever done for herself and she’s more than happy to be back.

#nightrest:intro #death tw #grief tw

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altraviolet · 1 year

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recipes, Fandom Wank, racism?

So at some point in 2007/2008, I found a thread of like... idk what was going on exactly. I think someone was talking about racism in the context of Fandom Wank, and then other people started butting in posting recipes. I saved the recipes, then at some point got annoyed by all the garbage in between them and copy pasted the whole damn thing, figuring I'd go back later and cut out the irrelevant posts and organize the recipes.

15 years later this lil old RTF has what I assume someone will call a goldmine look into the past.

So here it is. The entire thing. You'll see that at the beginning I separated out the recipes and then stopped bothering. I very honestly didn't look at all the comments so WARNING you might see shit you didn't want to see. But yeah. Also screen reader friends you probably want to skip this cuz there’s a ton of just like, written out html stuff. Okay here you go:

From F_W 1/1/07 http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1041982.html?thread=141665342#t141665342

No Frost Chocolate Chip Cake 1 Pk. sour cream chocolate cake 1 1/2 cups chocolate chips 1/2 cup oil 4 eggs 1 cup sour cream 1 3oz instant chocolate pudding 1/2 cup warm water

Stir cake mix, pudding mix, eggs, and sour cream together. Add oil, chocolate chips, and warm water. Mix well. Bake 45-55 minutes at 350 degrees. Sprinkle with powder sugar. It's delicious!

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1041982.html?thread=141733950#t141733950 Singe's Peach Cobbler

1 cup self-rising flour 1 stick butter or margarine 1 cup sugar 1 cup milk 1 15oz can of yellow cling peaches in syrup

Melt butter in deep-dish skillet or casserole dish. Mix together milk, sugar and flour and pour over the butter. (Do not mix in!) Pour can of peaches, syrup and all, over the batter. (Do not mix in!) Place in oven at 350 degrees and bake until it's bubbly brown. Serve hot with vanilla ice cream.

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"Why the hell is my paycheck two days late?!" soup (digigirl132)

~1 pound of some sort of cut up/ground up meat (hamburger works best, but feel free to use whatever you have on hand) ~1 pound or 1 1/2 pounds veggies of your choice (if you like broth, go with the first. if you like stuff, go with the second) ~1 can diced tomatoes (optional) ~6-9 cups water (depending on how much broth you like) ~1 bayleaf ~2 bullion cubes for every 3 cups of water (you beef for cow meats, and chicken for any other kinds of meats.) ~a dash of garlic ~a dash of salt ~a dash of pepper ~a dash of whatever other seasonings you like

STEP ONE: Fully cook meat in a frying pan. STEP TWO: Add water, veggies, tomatoes, bullion cubes, and bayleaf to either a crockpot on high or a "noodle pot" on 6. (I forget what they're really called, but they're the really big pots that are freaking impossible to lift if they are full of water) STEP THREE: once the water is bubbling a little (but not full out boiling), turn the heat down to low on the crockpot or 1 on the "noodle pot" and add the cooked meat. Add seasonings. STEP FOUR: Let cook for an hour and a half, stirring every ten minutes. STEP FIVE: Eat soup.

This recipie serves 6-8 people. The name tells you how my family discovered this recipie. ^_^

From http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1164745.html?thread=181818057#t181818057 2 boneless chicken breat halves 1 large onion, sliced 3 tablespoons veg. oil 1 can sliced tomatoes 1 teaspoon grated ginger (or 1/2 teaspoon powdered) 1 1/2 teaspoons salt (or to taste) 3 tablespoons curry powder 1 tablespoon chili powder 1/2 cup yogurt (plain) Cut chicken into small cubes. Heat oil in large skillet and sautÈ onions (long slow cooking at this stage is the secret to a good curry! :) ). Don't brown - just cook for about 10 minutes until nice and soft. Add garlic (1 teaspoon) and ginger and continue cooking for about 2 minutes. Add chili powder and curry power and stir and cook about 1 minute. Add tomatoes (with juice!) and mix well. Add salt. Stir in chicken and cover. Cook over low heat about 30 minutes until chicken is done. Stir in yogurt until smooth. Serve with rice and naan and death pickles! Love, Sera's mom

from same F_W as above:fern_on_fen ([info]fern_on_fen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,

@ 2008-07-03 15:24:00

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Entry tags: anonymeme, dramatic reading, fandom: doctor who, ianto is crying, lurk moar, oh christ here we go again, omg mock people mock, oppression, outraged mice, please delete me, please mommy make it stop, race wank, racism, raised by hyenas, serious business, someone is wrong on the internet!, still not funny, stop sharing your thoughts, think of the children, this is not funny, this is the wank that never ends, too many fucking tags, unfunny business, wankers who will not shut up, wanking inside the house, what is wrong with you people?, what the shit is this?, whut, writers are often pompous douches, you are not funny, your kink is not okay

Race Wank? In Who Fandom? It's just as likely as you'd think… As Whomageddon rolls on, [info]doctorwho brings us another sterling gem. Or rather, two bright turds of wank, coupled together to form a synergistic pile of perfection.

First, [info]cringer1982 shares that he's written a very pointed letter to the BBC about how they have portrayed Asians in their recent episode Turn Left. He neglects to mention that he's white as the fresh driven snow. Irish, in fact.

BBC officials respond with a letter that has nothing to do with anything.

Some people don't see his point.

[info]myfavouriteplum is just as mad at Turn Left, but being Chinese, with an appropriately Chinese icon, people seem to be taking her protests a little more seriously.

Hilariously, seriously in fact.

It was a bit like if they had "Planet of the Africans" and had people dancing around with spears and singing "Mammy". Do. Not. Want.

Also, the anon meme continues to be offended by everything.

Who wank, I just don't know how to quit you.

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[info]tarash 2008-07-03 08:46 pm UTC (link) Good thing: The guy sends a letter/e-mail of complaint to the people responsible for Doctor Who. While I'm sure the racism debate on LJ and other fannish circles does a lot of good in that it makes people think about character portrayal and all that, those essays and discussions aren't going to change the show. So, good on the guy to complain to the actual people responsible for the things he found offensive.

Bad thing: Well, like the anon meme said "LET'S PLAY FUNNY/NOT FUNNY

FUNNY: FANDOM_WANK NOT FUNNY: RACISM

SEE THE DIFFERENCE?"

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[info]goblin 2008-07-03 08:58 pm UTC (link) I LAUGHED AT THE TAGS. I LAUGHED IN ANTICIPATION OF A TSUNAMI OF "LURK MOAR". THERE IS HUMOUR TO BE HAD, MY FRIEND, JUST NOT WHERE THE OP EXPECTED IT.

AND WHAT'S SO SCANDALOUSLY WANKY ABOUT A WHITE GUY DISAPPROVING OF RACISM, ANYWAY? OOPS, I SHOULD HAVE TOSSED A TOWEL ON THE FLOOR BEFORE I SAID THAT. HOLD ON; I KNOW WHERE THE MOP IS.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread) (no subject) - [info]tarash, 2008-07-03 09:01 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]goblin, 2008-07-03 09:05 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]tsubaki, 2008-07-03 10:22 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]goblin, 2008-07-03 10:26 pm UTC

[info]lab 2008-07-03 08:49 pm UTC (link) The next time you think about posting this here - turn right.

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[info]puipui 2008-07-03 09:16 pm UTC (link) Don't mind me, I'm just here to post with the matching icon. YET AGAIN. >:(

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread) (no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-03 09:25 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]lab, 2008-07-03 09:40 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-07-03 09:46 pm UTC Ok, the chor - [info]lab, 2008-07-03 09:53 pm UTC

[info]sevendeadlyfun 2008-07-03 08:53 pm UTC (link) Wow. Even I know race wank isn't funny. Next time, bring Twilight wank instead. That's a guaranteed funny.

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[info]aslantabook 2008-07-03 08:53 pm UTC (link) I hear "Who Wank" sung as an existential version of "She Bang".

And every time Roberta signs her posts, I read it as a random interjection of her name.

Matt Daaaaamonnn…

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[info]llama_treats 2008-07-03 09:06 pm UTC (link) I loved Turn Left.

So there.

P.S. I'm white as the fresh driven snow. Well, with a slight tan.

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[info]freewheel 2008-07-03 09:07 pm UTC (link) I don't know about him, but I eat potatoes, drink Guinness and guard my pot of gold all the time. Sounds like a good Friday night to me.

(Reply to this)(Thread) (no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2008-07-03 09:30 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]goblin, 2008-07-03 10:40 pm UTC

[info]puipui 2008-07-03 09:15 pm UTC (link) Who wank, I just don't know how to quit you.

But, oh, how we wish you did.

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[info]eldritch 2008-07-03 09:16 pm UTC (link) I'm just ASTOUNDED at how people STILL haven't learned that F_W and racism don't mix.

Do we need helpful diagrams? I think we might.

(Reply to this)(Thread) (no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-03 09:20 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]goblin, 2008-07-03 10:17 pm UTC

[info]ari_o 2008-07-03 09:18 pm UTC (link) There is a time and place. This is neither.

(Reply to this) My mom's chicken curry! [info]seraphtrevs 2008-07-03 09:20 pm UTC (link) 2 boneless chicken breat halves 1 large onion, sliced 3 tablespoons veg. oil 1 can sliced tomatoes 1 teaspoon grated ginger (or 1/2 teaspoon powdered) 1 1/2 teaspoons salt (or to taste) 3 tablespoons curry powder 1 tablespoon chili powder 1/2 cup yogurt (plain)

Cut chicken into small cubes. Heat oil in large skillet and sautÈ onions (long slow cooking at this stage is the secret to a good curry! :) ). Don't brown - just cook for about 10 minutes until nice and soft. Add garlic and ginger and continue cooking for about 2 minutes. Add chili powder and curry power and stir and cook about 1 minute. Add tomatoes (with juice!) and mix well. Add salt.

Stir in chicken and cover. Cook over low heat about 30 minutes until chicken is done. Stir in yogurt until smooth.

Serve with rice and naan and death pickles!

Love, Sera's mom

(Reply to this)(Thread) Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-03 09:21 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]seraphtrevs, 2008-07-03 09:25 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-03 09:27 pm UTC (no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2008-07-03 09:31 pm UTC hahaha good times! - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2008-07-03 09:26 pm UTC Re: hahaha good times! - [info]ari_o, 2008-07-03 09:28 pm UTC Re: hahaha good times! - [info]witty, 2008-07-03 09:52 pm UTC Re: hahaha good times! - [info]sadako, 2008-07-03 09:45 pm UTC Re: hahaha good times! - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2008-07-03 09:57 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2008-07-03 09:24 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]seraphtrevs, 2008-07-03 09:26 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]cjk, 2008-07-03 09:38 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]seraphtrevs, 2008-07-03 09:43 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]rushikayu13, 2008-07-03 10:00 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]seraphtrevs, 2008-07-03 10:02 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]rushikayu13, 2008-07-03 10:06 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]seldomnaughty, 2008-07-03 10:07 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-07-03 11:05 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]seraphtrevs, 2008-07-03 11:09 pm UTC Re: My mom's chicken curry! - [info]finchbird, 2008-07-03 11:31 pm UTC Plan B: Post pictures of hot people [info]alya1989262 2008-07-03 09:30 pm UTC (link) I'll start.

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[info]sneer 2008-07-03 09:42 pm UTC (link) Kidnapper's Casserole

2 teaspoons oil 1/2 cup sliced onion 2 to 2 1/2 cups cooked flat noodles 1 cup sliced mushrooms 1/2 shredded cooked ham or ham-in-a-can 2/3 cup cubed cheese (any kind) 1/2 teaspoon each salt, marjoram, and thyme 1/4 teaspoon pepper 2 tablespoons cracker crumbs 1 egg, beaten with 2 tablespoons milk 2 to 3 tablespoons grated cheese

Saute onion in oil 3 to 5 minutes. Combine in bowl with noodles, mushrooms, ham, cheese, and seasonings. Sprinkle buttered casserole dish with crumbs; spoon noodle mixture in. Top with egg mixture. Bake in 400 degree oven 20 minutes, sprinkle with grated cheese, bake 10 more minutes.

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[info]seca 2008-07-03 10:05 pm UTC (link) I have nothing to add but boobies.

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[info]panthea 2008-07-03 10:10 pm UTC (link) OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.

Does nobody learn things anymore?

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[info]mad_teacup 2008-07-03 10:23 pm UTC (link) Lolz.

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[info]missdaisy 2008-07-03 10:23 pm UTC (link) It's a competition, right? You're all trying to find The One Funny Race Wank, aren't you? What's the prize? I'll pay you double to cut it the fuck out.

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[info]deliciouschaos 2008-07-03 10:35 pm UTC (link) No.

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[info]deludedvision 2008-07-03 10:41 pm UTC (link) I love that this Saturday Who fandom might succeed where Potter fandom failed: massive breaking of the internet.

It's going to be fun.

(Reply to this) Fried Rice and Peanut Grilled Chicken [info]tehrin 2008-07-03 10:48 pm UTC (link) Fried Rice

4 cups cooled, cooked rice 4 tbsp olive oil 2 large eggs 1 tsp salt pepper 2 tbsp soy sauce 2 chopped green onions

Heat 2 tbsp olive oil in wok or large skillet. Combine eggs, pepper, and salt in a bowl and wisk lightly, then scramble in wok. Put eggs aside in a bowl and clean out wok.

Heat 2 tbsp of olive oil in wok and add rice. Heat and stir rice for a few minutes, then add soy sauce and eggs and stir. Add green onions then remove from eat.

Peanut Grilled Chicken

2 tbsp peanut butter 1 tbsp lime juice 2 tsp soy sauce 1 clove chopped garlic 1/2 to 3/4 curry powder dash of red pepper 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

Preheat grill to medium. Combine ingredients (except chicken) in a small bowl. 2.Place chicken on grill and brush half of the mixture on chicken. Cook for 6 minutes, then flip and brush with remaining sauce. Grill for 6 or 7 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink (170 degrees F).

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